Heyyyyy. He finally got something right… he is always on the wrong page.

For real tho. When I saw $4.59 for regular ⛽️, I considered rejoining twitter to yell at those idiots: YOU LIKE THESE PRICES, YOU BUNCH OF DUMBFUCKS?

Every now and then, I want to share something with a friend who has died. I write them a DM anyway, because I still think they'd enjoy what I have to share. You're only really gone when people forget about you.

His new thing is pretending to read everything from some imagined printed speech. #DonoldIsUnfit #AmericaIsBeingRunByClowns

Politicians in favor of work requirements for Medicaid (and let’s face it, Medicare eventually) is pretty fucking ironic when you consider they’ve never done an honest day’s work in their lives. And will have healthcare for life. We gotta fuck all this shit up, man.

well done to NFL no.1 draft pick & heisman winner FERNANDO MENDOZA when asked if he would go to the white house to celebrate indiana's national title - he said as a ROOKIE, he should be at the RAIDERS training camp instead well done in his deft handling 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Bingo.

I’ll never truly believe that Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris lost to that vile piece of shit and I’ll always believe election fraud, voter suppression, illegal gerrymandering, and Putin’s Russia interference are responsible for that.

So. true.

My first book was rejected by every agent and publisher. So I self-published it. Sold 60k+ copies. I thought I made it... I got an agent. My 2nd book got rejected by 27 out of 28 publishers. One gave me a shot. It sold 350k+ Don't let other folks opinion of your work determine its value.

Scott Jennings has no answers or real input on anything. But most of all, he is a widdle #bitchbaby

The president is a fucking idiot. And his supporters should have to pass a basic reading & comprehension test before ever casting a vote again.

The US should have a mechanism to recall a president, by the people.

The World Press Freedom Index dropped this week and America did NOT get a good score.

So friggin’ true.

I can’t stand Hakeem Jeffries. Idiotic buzzword nothingness every time he opens his damn mouth.

How unfortunate that their answer was yes. Yes, we’re fine with that way to the right part.

“…not least, as the foundation of the principle that Executive power is subject to checks and balances.” -Charles III (I’m struck by Breyer’s reaction to the mention of citing Magna Carta)

The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power are cartoonists.

The entire Epstein regime needs to be removed and held accountable

Yes we could prevent political violence by banning guns. We could stop a lot of this by banning guns. Why don’t we try banning guns first.

So, the president can release CCTV footage mere hours after a supposed attack…but still CAN’T release the Epstein files?

Child: Hey mom look outside it’s another random guy that died. Me: 😱😱😱 Me (a few seconds later): *deeply regrets that time last year when I casually suggested that window friend’s husband may have turned into a rainbow when he passed away* Outside:

If imprisoning every person in the Epstein files will "cause a global collapse," then, fuck it, let's just start over.

gol (guffaw out loud)

ESPN unironically teases a segment on the 22 year old Texas Tech QB who is headed to rehab for his gambling addiction and then tosses it to 5 minutes of NHL prop bets for tonight. I don’t what to say other than sports betting is a scourge and an epidemic among young men and needs to go.

3rd Edition On Sale Now!

The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage

The President calling politicians he doesn’t like “Low I.Q.” and “traitors” would like to blame the newest production of “Assassination Attempt” on political rhetoric.

I wish the same energy for demanding a ballroom went into demanding gun reform when children are shot in schools.

I wish Virginia could have shared more with us 🦋

He isn’t able to stay awake in public This should never not be talked about.

But the GOP unify to cry about the “ballroom.”

April Ryan just said it. She has been to 30 WHCDs, and “something wasn’t right” about security last nite.

Velshi speaking right across Vitali, and blaming it on an “audio issue.” As if he does not do this on the reg, ery day. C’mon, man.

What Dean said. plus… He purports the incident to be proof that the “ballroom” bunker must be built.

Breaking: US belatedly admits US base in Kuwait was bombed by a VIETNAM ERA IRANIAN JET. Absolute WTF!!!??

The thing about this assassination attempt is the Epstein Files still have not been released.

What. the fuck?

Did he say the suspect was like Matt Dillon?

Hmmm. It was five minutes before they evacuated Patel. …this despite his detail gesturing wildly at Secret Service. You don’t say? 🤔

Gimme a fucking break. Just – all of it.

@southernfriedtarot.bsky.social I *always* say food is a ♥️ language.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Pope Leo turned the question around like the boss he is.

Every clown who voted for the less old old guy who had fuckall to say about Biden can suck a syphilitic dick. Besides the #EpsteinFiles, this is the only thing that should be spoken about.

“If he is so sorry, why doesn’t he just initiate a public inquiry?” Epstein Survivor Lisa Phillips calls on Sir Keir Starmer to use “his power” to launch a UK inquiry and “do what's right for the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.” #Newsnight

ICE has violated almost 100 court orders. Let me say that another way. 100 times ICE was caught brazenly ignoring the law. 100 times a court told them to immediately stop. And 100 times they ignored the order. That's an out-of-control agency that shouldn't get another dime.