Several years ago, Chuck Norris and I went hiking. A black mamba bit him on his ankle. After several long agonizing hours of pain, the black mamba died.

Why is this only happening now? It should have been done decades ago. They won't pass it, they'll never give up the money they make while in office.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Counterpoint: There's nothing unbelievable about it.

Autumn Durald Arkapaw is the first woman to ever win an Academy Award for best cinematography. @charlespulliam.bsky.social talked to her about bringing Sinners to life by focusing on the big picture.

Shoutout to gas stations posting free vote blue advertisements across the nation.

As grotesque, ignorant and evil as Trump is, it's the billionaire oligarchs propping him up and funding his evil who are the bigger villains in all of this. Trump is just the easily manipulated idiot there to carry out their bidding.

Trump’s core support is down to unscrupulous billionaires, unhinged zionists, deranged boomers, grifters and psychopaths.

This is Jeanine Pirro answering one question today.

"The first casualty when war comes is truth." —Hemingway #nowars

Don't stop talking about the EPSTEIN FILES

When you get to a fork in the road take it

Today’s Golden Slumber Nursing Home word of the day; Mutilization. #DonnyDementia

God created war so that Americans would learn geography. Mark Twain #warsucks

NEW: The Navy is no longer allowed to shroud its criminal trials in secrecy and must provide public access to hearings and records, a federal judge ruled last month, the result of a yearslong lawsuit filed by ProPublica.

That didn’t take long. She already has her OnlyFans page up.

BREAKING: DOJ confirms that 47,635 Epstein files have been removed, per The Independent.

Rep. Mark Alford: "It's a game of whack-a-Mullah. As soon as one pops their head up to me the next leader, we're taking him out."

Jayapal: DHS is supposed to be protecting our residents. You have actually turned the United States government against its own residents. Yours is a case of failed leadership secretary, you need to resign, be fired, or be impeached.

Americans stranded in the Middle East say the State Department hotline Marco Rubio told them to call plays a recorded message warning: “Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time.”

AI Leavitt

I really appreciate Donald Trump signing his social media posts with his name and title because otherwise I might mistake his posts for the ramblings of a mentally decaying convicted felon with the temper of a spoiled two-year-old... Oh, wait...

noem doing the mariah meme, but for an airplane

KLOBUCHAR: Are you aware agents bashed in the door of a citizen? NOEM: I can't speak to specifics K: Do you believe he was involved in fraud? Are you aware he's son of a beloved nurse that treated our soldiers in Vietnam? Did they have a judicial warrant? Are you aware he tried to show his ID?

KLOBUCHAR: Alex Pretti's parents said what you said was one of the most hurtful things they could imagine. Do you want to say anything to Alex's parents? NOEM: I did not call him a 'domestic terrorist.' I said it 'appeared to be an incident of' KLOBUCHAR: I think the parents saw it for what it was

Sen Klobuchar asked Noem about a US citizen whose door was smashed in by DHS. He tried to show ID. They busted in anyway. No judicial warrant. No answers. Just “can’t speak to the specifics.” 650 agents in Minnesota and zero accountability. This is intimidation. Keep calling out her lies.

"Kristi Noem, you should be ashamed of yourself," a protestor shouts at Sec'y Noem's Senate hearing before being removed by security. WATCH LIVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApKR...

Kristi Noem claims there are no daily quotas for snatches, which is interesting, bc nothing else explains their choices. Now refusing to rule out deploying goons to election locations (and @coons.senate.gov did not force her to disavow it).

OF COURSE Iran is fighting back! OF COURSE the conflict is spreading! What did they think would happen? The US is being run by half-wits…

BREAKING: We @democracydefendersfund.org filed a complaint demanding investigation into Jared Kushner's "Special Envoy for Peace" appt The peacemaker's firm has BILLIONS in ties to the govts he's negotiating with Another business deal dressed up as foreign policy

We are connected, Entwined in Nature’s beauty, Beyond resilient. #Photography #BWCA #Haiku

KENNEDY: What got my attention was you blamed your 'domestic terrorist' comments on Stephen Miller NOEM: No K: Here's what you said. 'Everything I've done I've done at the direction of the president & Stephen' N: Where? K: Did I read your words accurately? N: I enjoy working w/POTUS & Stephen

I had such good bread at lunch today on campus that I am planning my entire day tomorrow around driving to the bakery to get more.

This is madness and history will judge us for it.

Ossoff: "The president owes Americans a real explanation. 2am posts on Truth Social just aren't good enough when you're sending Americans into combat. He was dancing at his beach club the same night he ordered air crews to launch into combat & hours before our service members endured missile salvos"

FYI Markwayne Mullin is not A war veteran and never served

Nope!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

The price of a gallon of gas is expected to steadily increase this week.

It's my March horror book preview for @bloody-disgusting.com! New stuff incoming from @ericlarocca.bsky.social, @haileypiperfights.bsky.social, @danielkraus.com, and more!

Mr Organised does it again 🙌 Wednesday's threads sorted for the footy 😍 Hope to see some of you there Villans 👊 #avfc 🦁 💜 💙

My sources (catholic priests with at least 10+ years of experience) tell me that the rash is where Holy Water touched the skin.

Tuberville: "47 years we fought against Iran"

Made @wordloaf.org's Detroit-style pizza for my spouse's birthday lunch today. Turned out way better than I thought possible for a home oven. Topped it with guanciale & caramelized onion, Wisconsin brick cheese. (I failed to do stripes with the sauce so not as pretty as Andrew's recipe pics.)🍽️

TRUMP DID NOT APPROACH CONGRESS BEFORE LAUNCHING THE ATTACK IN IRAN. THAT IS ILLEGAL. TRUMP BROKE ANOTHER ARTICLE OF THE CONSTITUTION. FACTS PEOPLE. LETS SEE IF ANYONE HAS THE COURAGE TO STAND UP TO HIS DISASTROUS DICTATORSHIP. IMPEACH TRUMP NOW.

“It’s a choice to ensure zero abortions." Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape.

👏👏📣📣 I hope this documentary gets lots of coverage as it is a cautionary tale for the U.S. sliding into authoritarianism. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...