BREAKING: (I guess) U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced a new investigation into Jeffrey Epstein's ties to various high-profile figures and institutions, including former President Bill Clinton and JP Morgan.

GOP: “Dems are coming for your guns” Dems: “Republicans are coming for your children.”

He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

The bots are hard at work today... Blockety, block block.

Look folks, it's Nostradumbass!

Don't worry...donnie's gotta concept of a plan.

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

Happy Exploding Whale Carcass Day to those who celebrate.

It really kinda is...

Sloppy Steve doing damage control with the cult today trying to talk them off the ledge.

Ich weiß gerade nicht, ob ich weinen oder lachen soll, angesichts dieser Ankündigung des orangefarbenen, mutmaßlich pädophilen Clowns im Weißen Haus. Hat der Typ, der selber das Gewicht eines kleinen Flugzeugträgers auf die Waage bringt, keine Angst, das man ihm die Einreise in die USA verweigert?

"kleinen Flugzeugträgers" 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, so he totally stole the money

I think I finally know what’s pissed me off so much. Yes, it was sucking with the shutdown and the naked cruelty, but America had started to move & pull together like we did during the darkest days of the Great Depression. We were starting to work together WITHOUT them. They stole that from us.

Butterfly net level shit.

Yep...the Dems are down with the same Oligarchic "let them eat shit" mindset.

Again, batshit crazy.

Schumer and the Hateful Eight Betray America A New Low For The Democratic Senate open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

(pulled over by cop) Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? *I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits* Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble

Fuck these cowards. Useless. Feckless. Neutered. They're scared of a 79 year old pedo slathered with orange makeup, wearing a diaper with a piss-bag strapped to his leg who can't keep his eyes open for longer than 10 minutes without nodding off.

Remove healthcare from all of congress. Make them pay for everything out of pocket at this point. If we don’t get to have healthcare, neither do you.

I just don’t feel any hope for this country. House won’t vote on the ACA, so the Senate GOP gets to be like “look at us voting for healthcare! ” to their constituents to save their seats knowing the House wont vote on it, & the dems just ruined their votes doing this. We have no chance in midterms.

Never forget who sold out their fellow Dem Senators &the voters of the last election & let them hear from you‼️ @hassan.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @shaheen.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @sencortezmasto.govpeeps.us @rosen.senate.gov

The 8 Dems who surrendered: @SenAngusKing @timkaine @SenCortezMasto @JohnFetterman @SenatorDurbin @SenatorHassan @SenatorShaheen @SenJackyRosen

Primary them all. Let them reap the whirlwind.