"Now that I've gotten older, everything's finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back my neck . . . "

"Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very, very long time."

"Why do Retiree's smile so much?" "Because they can't hear a word your saying."

"My wife said I should name 'paddocks' after my age: This one is Pasture Prime..."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Wednesday, October 8, at 9.30 am it is 23°C, heading to a high of 32°C. Getting all my work done early, then taking 'better half' over to Club for lunch. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀

"What do you get if you cross a Whale with an Elephant?" "A Submarine with a built in snorkel."

"Why did the Killer Whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?" "He's the one that 'Orca-strated' the heist."

"What do you call a Whale with bad posture." "A Hunchback Whale."

"What do Whales like to draw with?" "A-krill-ic paint."

"How do you get banned from Sea World?" "Free Willy."

"What do you call a baby Whale?" "A little squirt."

"Where are Whales weighed?" "At a Whale weigh station."

"What did the Dolphin say to the Blue Whale?" "Whale hello there!"

Anyone know what this was about back in 2016, is it relevant now with all this 000/Optus argument?

Whale watching off Australia's east coast. 😀

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am on Tuesday, October 7, it is a cloudy 17°C. Lots of yard work to catch up on, load of washing in machine. Busy, busy, busy. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀

"What's the difference between a Tea Bag and the English Rugby Team?" "A Tea Bag stays in the Cup longer."

"Once you've seen one Rugby joke . . . you've seen a maul."

"What type of jokes do you get from drunks?" "Rye humour."

"Rugby must be the most salacious Sport there is . . . it is the only Sport that has Hookers right on the field, and involved in every play."

"How many American Rugby fans does it take to change a lightglobe?" "Both of them."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9.15 am, on Monday, October 6, it is a cloudy 24°C. May wash the car this morning, or just potter around the yard. Feeling lazy. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀

"What's the definition of a balanced diet?" "A beer in each hand."

"Why do Frogs taste like Beer?" "Because of all the hops."

"What did the Beer sing at the Beach?" "Don't Worry, Be Hoppy."

"Why do they never serve beer at a Maths Party?" "Because you can't drink and derive."

"Every day I say, "Bob, you've got to stop drinking so much." "I'm so glad my name's Mick."

"What do you call a Jewish Beer?" "A Hebrew."

"What do you need to get into the bathroom at an Irish Bar?" "A Whis-key."

I took the better half to the Pub for lunch today, where the Bartender said to me, "what rhymes with orange." I said: "No it doesn't."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Sunday, October 5 (Daylight Saving Time) - It is a pleasant 14°C. Watching Sanderson Farms Golf Championship Round 3 from Jackson, Florida where Garrick Higgo is leading at -16. Have a great day, keep smiling. 😀

"Who invented the first aeroplane that wouldn't fly?" "The Wrong Brothers."

I called a Local Restaurant last night and said: "Do you do Takeaways?" They said yes, so I said: "What is 2345 minus 345?"

"Where are the Great Plains located?" "At the great airports."

"I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage." "I lost my case."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am, on Saturday, October 4, it is a pleasant 13°C. A little yard work, then maybe out to lunch, or just a drive somewhere. Have a great day, thinking of you all. Keep smiling, talk later. 😀

"We went to a trendy restaurant and had Pelican Curry, it tasted OK, but the bill was enormous."

"My local Italian Restaurant has made Australia's largest Pizza Base." "I'd like to see someone top that."

"Did you hear about the Burger that couldn't stop working?" "It was always on a roll."

"How was the Mary Poppins Restaurant last night?" "Super Cauliflower cheese but the Lobster was atrocious."

"What did the Bread do while on Vacation?" "It just loafed around."

"Did you hear about the Cook that died?" "He pasta way."

"Why do Pancakes always win at Baseball?" "Because they have the best batter."

"My wife and I had lunch today at an excellent Christian Restaurant called 'The Lord Giveth'." "They also do Takeaways."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Friday, October 3 at 8.30 am, it is a sunny 17°C. More yard work this morning, then wife and I will be going somewhere nice for lunch. Long weekend & Double Demirit Points in force. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀

"For those unaware, Big Ben is undergoing renovations in London. It's no easy task. They're having to work around the clock to make it happen."

"What is the best present?" "Broken Drums, you can't beat them."

"What did the Lunchbox say to the Refrigerator?" "Don't hate me because I'm a 'Little Cooler'."

"Why don't football players wear glasses?" "Because it's a contact sport."