Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Thursday, December 4, it is 20°C. Heading towards high 30's. Busy day ahead, painting, plastering, wife's Dr 11-12 (always late). Club for lunch, some shopping. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling, take care. 😀

"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging." "It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."

"What did Tesla name their electric lawnmower?" "E-Lawn."

"My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him."

"If you don't know how to conduct yourself, you should be grounded."

"I was going to tell you a joke about electricity, but I forgot watt it was." 😀

"A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store." "They gave me another one free of charge."

Took old light fitting off by standing on a chair, nearly got new one up, but base won't cover mess on ceiling, looks like a spackle & paint job. Hope I don't have to paint whole ceiling. Girls needed power back on to cook dinner and watch a show on TV. Tomorrow it is. 😀

Wine Shop . . . where next?

Wife wanted 2 new lights for living room, been to Bunnings $150, will try to wire them in this afternoon. Now at WW's for a little shopping, then a bottle shop for some wine. Could be home by 2 pm . . . unless the Sisters have other plans. 😀

Had my blood test and Drs visit, back home by 9.15 am, that's efficiency. Booked in for biopsy Friday. All results by December 11. No cost. Great Health System in Australia. 😀

At Drs for my 8.15 appointment. 😀

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Wednesday, December 3, it is a pleasant 14°C. I have a Drs appt, at 8.15 am, followed by blood test at 9 am, hoping cancer markers have stabilised. Rest of the day will be planned by the girls. Keep smiling, talk later. 😀

"Why don't Americans eat snails?" "They only like Fast Food."

"Why do hamburgers go to the Gym?" "To get bigger buns."

"What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?" "A Big Mac."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?" "Wassabi?"

"What did the hamburger say to the pickle?" "You're dill-icious."

"Why did the Cowboy get a Weiner dog?" "He wanted to get a long, little doggie . . ."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am, on Tuesday, December 2, it is a pleasant 16°C. Girls Christmas Party today, bedlam here as they both (wife & her sister) get 'made up' for 'big day out' at same time. 9.30 am drop off. Have a fun day, take care, keep smiling. 😀

"What do you call a cold canine?" "A chilli dog."

"What does a dog and a cellphone have in common?" "Both have 'Collar ID.'"

"What dogs keep the best time?" "Watchdogs."

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?" "He stole the show."

"What kind of dog doesn't bark?" "A Hushpuppy.

"Where do you put barking dogs?" "In a barking lot."

Not many people including staff around in cardiac, aged care and physio at Mt Druit Hospital. In and out in under an hour. 😀

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Monday, December 1, it is a nice 18°C. Heading off to Mount Druitt Hospital soon for my wife's physio appointment. Nothing planned for rest of day, play it by ear. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀

"What's the difference between a 'Hippo' and a 'Zippo'?" "One is heavy and the other a little lighter."

Afternoon snack, talk tomorrow, enjoy your day. Keep smiling.

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am, on Sunday, November 30, it is a pleasant 20°C heading towards low 30's. I am dropping Wife & her Sister off at Shopping Mall after breakfast, then when they've finished, I'll take them out to lunch. Keep smiling, talk later.😀

"What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving Turkey have in common?" "They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed."

What did the fridge say when it was asked on Black Friday, "Is everything alright over here?" "No it's the day after Thanksgiving, everything is leftover here."

"What do you call an amazing Black Friday Special that comes with free cake?" "A sweet deal."

Good morning from overcast Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am, Saturday, November 29, it is a muggy 21°C. Trimmed bushes, washed inside & out of 5 windows, 2400mm x 1250mm. Having a breather and a cup of coffee. Have a great day, talk later. Keep smiling. 😀

"I wonder if his widow will Marinara other?"

"His wife is now 'Cannelloni'."

"His grandmother too. Soon there's gonna be 'Nonna' them left."

"Tough for the family, recently his anti-pasta way too."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef who was in hospital in a critical condition?" He pasta way; his Dr said: "I Cannoli do so much!" Now he's just a Pizza history.

"If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'Terminal'?"

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.45 am, Friday, November 28, it is a pleasant 19°C, heading towards mid 30's today. Visitors gone home; now to strip beds, tidy up, and prepare for Sister-In-Law visit tomorrow. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀

"How often do aeroplanes crash?" "Just once."

"Will invisible aeroplanes ever be a thing?" "I just can't see them taking off."

The attendant at the Delta Airlines check-in desk said "window or aisle?" I replied, "window or you'll what?"

"Where does a Mountain climber keep his plane?" "In a cliff-hangar."

Tree seems to have attracted some presents already. 😀

37°C at 12.30 pm, storm hit, now 27°C, ferocious wind and rain, no hail. Christmas lights on guttering, now on roof, job for tomorrow. Pot plants blown over, garden furniture everywhere. Big plus, no fires. Win/Win. Rather be here than anywhere else. 😀

A Tomato walks up to a bunch of fruits in a line. He says, "Hey guys I'm a fruit, can I hang out with you?" One turns to him and replies, "No! This is the punch line."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, where at 7.30 am on Wednesday, November 26, it is 24°C, heading towards a top of 37°C. Total fire ban today. Had a small grass fire yesterday. We are prepared for a hot summer. Take care, keep smiling, have a great day. 😀