Fox News Jesse Watters: “Trump is a great parent. Look at his kids. No drinking, no smoking, no tattoos, they are all good looking and successful.” They stole from a children’s cancer charity.

Stephen Miller: "President Biden was responsible for the Ukraine/Russia war." Amazing, MAGA blames Democrats and Zelenskyy for starting the war but leaves out the one person who actually started it: Putin. MAGA is the anti-American party, not the Democrats.

Trump bragged he ended the "war" between Thailand and Cambodia & even wanted a Nobel Peace Prize for it. Trump just posted that he has ended the same war again. But forgot to announce the "war" had started again in between. I have to say Trump is very lucky his supporters have peanuts for brains.

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.” Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

When an outsider like me, from Australia, comments on US politics, sometimes the reply can be "mind your own business." But it's not our fault. The US has a reality TV star as its president, a TV doctor, Dr. Oz, as their advisor, a TV psychologist, Dr. Phil, embedded with ICE. We are only human.

Pam Bondi is everything MAGA accused Merrick Garland of being, but he wasn't. Elon Musk is everything MAGA accused George Soros of being, but he wasn't. Trump is everything MAGA accused Biden and Harris of being but they weren't. Etc., etc.

MAGA laughs along when Trump makes derogatory comments about poor people or poor countries, but that's because they don't know Trump thinks the same thing about poor Americans, including poor Trump supporters.

MAGA are the new social justice warriors, but only for white Christians.

Bill Clinton wants everything in the Epstein files released that has his name or photo attached to it. Trump has spent the last 10 months trying to suppress any mention of his name in the files. He had Ghislaine Maxwell moved to a cushy prison to stop her from talking. MAGA: Trump is innocent.

Pete Hegseth, the least qualified secretary of defense, saying the era of DEI is over and only the best and brightest from now on, is both the funniest and least self-aware statement I have heard in a long time.

Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

Best part about Trump falling asleep during the cabinet meeting was the response by MAGA online; they came back with posting a photo of Biden napping on the beach. Says so much about MAGA that someone napping on the beach is the same as someone napping in a cabinet meeting discussing war crimes.

MAGA seems to be very upset that some immigrants can't speak English very well; they must be furious at the First Lady too.

joethomascrespo.substack.com/p/what-the-r... What the rest of the world thinks of Trump

There has been a small group of Trump supporters calling out Trump's vile response to the tragic murder of Rob Reiner and his wife, but their response is also deranged; they act like this is out of character for Trump. Where have these people been for the last 10 years?

MAGA laughs along when Trump makes derogatory comments about poor people or poor countries, but that's because they don't know Trump thinks the same thing about poor Americans, including poor Trump supporters.

Apparently Barron Trump is a big fan of the accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate; it's very sweet because his dad was also a big fan of a sex trafficker. Something about Apples and trees.

Trump calling the media treasonous for writing stories about him falling asleep during cabinet meetings is showing the media is doing a bad job by not also reporting his unstable mental decline.

MAGA cares more about freedom of speech in Europe than they do about Trump attacking freedom of speech in America.

The Venezuelan president is the new Saddam Hussein. Fentanyl is the new WMD. And Trump is the new Bush, but less intelligent and with weaker eyelids.

All the alleged pipe bomber from January 6 has to say is that he thought the election was stolen from Trump, and all his problems will go away, even while Pam Bondi says, "No one is above the law."

The same people who believe regime change in Venezuela is about drugs believed invading Iraq was about WMDs.

Fiction: Trump can close airspace above Venezuela. Fact: The president of the United States has no power to close airspace above another sovereign country. Good news for Trump: MAGA have walnuts for brains.

Trump: "I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries." Trump hates poor foreigners almost as much as he hates poor Americans.

Piers Morgan: "If you’re gay, you’re gay." Tucker Carlson: "I think that you can be moved in that direction through propaganda and pornography." Tucker telling on himself.

Laura Loomer (the Rasputin of the MAGA movement): "That’s it. I want a king." I love how she acts like she changed her mind. Adorable.

Laura Loomer: "The IRS is basically being controlled by a Radical Left Gay Mafia.” In retaliation Scott Bessent should tax Botox fillers, etc., at an extraordinary level.

So good to see Tucker Carlson talking about going back to Russia to do another propaganda show. I never felt satisfied with his last take on Russian shopping trolleys. Yes, he showed us the wheels lock on the escalators & that they “radicalized” him, but how do they perform off the escalator?

Whatever the release of the Epstein files revealed, it doesn't change the fact that Trump moved Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted sex trafficker, into a cushy prison with no walls and cute puppies to pet.

One of my favorite parts of the MAGA civil war is hearing some of the MAGA supporters saying, "This infighting has to stop; you are starting to make us look crazy." "Starting"? Oh dear, that is adorable.

Trump just posted a rant about how he no longer supports MTG and the lists his “achievements.”: "…being RESPECTED by every country in the world (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!)…" As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

Ben Shapiro is calling out Republicans in Congress for supporting the release of the Epstein files; Shapiro is complaining they want to destroy Trump. I have never heard someone unintentionally incriminate the person he was trying to save like Shapiro just did.

Pete Hegseth: "President Trump ordered action—and the Department of War is delivering. Today, I’m announcing Operation SOUTHERN SPEAR" (Venezuela). Wag the perro.

Megyn Kelly: "I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. And this person has told me that Jeffrey Epstein was not a pedophile." MAGA media will rehabilitate Trump by rehabilitating Epstein and Maxwell.

At this stage the only people who believe Trump isn't in the Epstein files and that it's a "Democrats hoax" are the same people who voted for him based on releasing the Epstein files to "expose all the Democrats as pedophiles."

MAGA claim to be the "America first" political party. The same people who are ok with Trump going to the Supreme Court to stop poor Americans from receiving food stamps. The same president who excused giving billions of dollars to Argentina because, in his words, "they are fighting for their lives."

Mike Johnson talking about a new Republican health care plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas." Since 2016 it's moved from "concepts of a plan" to "notebooks full of ideas."

It's ironic that it was Chuck Schumer who thought Zohran Mamdani was going to be the one that makes Democrats look bad.

The presidential candidate from 2024 who won the majority of working-class voters is desperately trying to stop poor people from getting food stamps. While the party that lost is trying to help the American citizens that didn't vote for them to keep their food stamp aid.

George Santos has posted that he is now leaving NY because it will not be safe anymore after Zohran won. Just to recap, a convicted criminal is leaving NY because he is worried about crime going up. No one has encapsulated the comical absurdity and hypocrisy of the MAGA movement like Santos.

Looks like New York preferred a democratic socialist mayor over an undemocratic fascist president.

open.substack.com/pub/joethoma... The conservative movement openly invites Nick Fuentes into their mainstream movement.

If Trump's aim was to go to Asia and embarrass himself in front of the world, he overachieved, bigly.

The people most afraid of Trump are not the average Americans who oppose him. They are the Republican congresspeople, billionaires, and media. The people with the least amount of power and wealth are the ones standing up to Trump, while the most powerful are terrified of him. They are spineless.

Fun Fact: the same MAGA people who were saying in 2024 that Dems were trying to stop Trump from running are now trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from running by saying they want him deported before the election.

Trump has a meltdown over a Canadian ad showing Reagan wasn't a fan of tariffs. Called it "fake." 24 hours later. Trump: "I’m a huge fan of Ronald Reagan, but he was bad on trade. Very bad on trade." No past American president despised their fellow citizens like Trump.

Trump: “We were a laughing stock, an absolute laughing stock, but we're not a laughing stock any longer. And, as I said, I was talking to President Putin for two and a half hours. That was being very seriously listened to.” As an Aussie, I can confirm he is a laughing stock here.

Trump: "The new ballroom will cost $300M." But apparently Kamala Harris was the candidate who didn't appeal to working-class people enough.

Greg Gutfeld, Fox News: "If you can measure authoritarianism as Jesse points out—shutting down schools, parks, and speech—that would make Joe Biden the king of kings." Trump was president in 2020.