Trump keeps asking why Zelenskyy isn't having elections in Ukraine. Facts: Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace. Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

If only Dr. Fauci had talked about heroin helping him get through school and boasted about snorting cocaine off toilet seats, then MAGA could have accepted him to look after the health of their children.

MAGA lost their minds when they saw photos of Zohran Mamdani eating rice with his hands, but they are perfectly okay with RFK Jr. saying he snorted cocaine off random toilets.

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war. Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia. Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

RFK Junior: “I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats.” Imagine if this guy were Secretary of Health of the United States.

JD Vance: "Our plan is very simple: if you storm a church or assault a federal officer, we're going to do everything we can to put you in prison." *Storming the Capitol not included.

Globally, Donald Trump is the most hated and the biggest laughingstock of an American president in modern history.

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.” Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted by a Florida jury of sexually abusing children, including an 11-year-old. One of Trump's "patriots."

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke. Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him. Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke. Also… MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

Just finished watching the best TV show I have ever seen: Mr. Inbetween. Based in Australia. It’s about a hitman, but it’s much more than that.: Funny, dark, touching, very real and incredibly well acted and written. I couldn’t recommend it more.

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war. Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia. Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

It's alarming how few Trump supporters don't know being born in Puerto Rico makes you a US citizen. I'm an Aussie, and I know that.

MAGA refuses to watch Bad Bunny sing at the Super Bowl during halftime, so they set up their own alternative one with Kid Rock, which is both the saddest and most hilarious thing I have heard in a long while.

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke. Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him. Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke. Also… MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

MAGA are salivating at the thought of Trump suing Trevor Noah over a joke; they think he wouldn't do that unless he thought he could win. A while ago Trump was very angry and adamant he was going to sue the Wall Street Journal over a birthday card Trump allegedly sent to Epstein. Never happened.

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke. Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him. Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke. Also… MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

MAGA's self-awareness is alarmingly low. They are making fun of Bad Bunny's English while they voted in a man whose wife, Melania, has worse English.

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.” Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

I'm starting to think that QAnon's conspiracy theory that Trump was waging a secret war against global elite pedophiles might not be true.

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war. Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia. Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

If only Don Lemon were a Trump supporter who had tried to get into daycare centers, demanding to see children and defaming the owners without a shred of proof of fraud. Then he would be considered for the MAGA Pulitzer Prize for journalism.

Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

substack.com/@josephthoma... Trump’s base is more extreme than him

Dog lover and good friend of Kim Jong Un, Kristi Noem: “Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen." The first truthful thing she has said in decades.

So… Trump embraced Putin, who invaded a sovereign country, to join his "Board of Peace," but Canada, the most polite country on the planet, isn't welcome.

Trump 2024: If Kamala is elected, WW3 will happen. 2026: European nations move their military to protect Greenland from a US invasion.

The fact that Trump posted that the ICE officer was viciously run over and is recovering in the hospital. All brazen lies. Shows he watched the video and thought, “This doesn’t look good for me and ICE. I better add some BS to it."

Trump tried to stop the peaceful transfer of power after he lost the 2020 elections but failed because Republicans stood in his way. Trump has replaced them with loyalists.

If you are on the side that wants to use military force against Denmark and Greenland, you might be on the wrong side of history; actually, you definitely are.

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.” Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

The US loves to brag that it's the beacon of democracy and law and order. But… It's much easier for the US to prosecute a foreign leader than its own. Pam Bondi: "No one is above the law." *except for Trump.

Marco Rubio just posted that Maduro was not the legitimate president of Venezuela because he is a drug trafficker. Trump just created regime change in Venezuela over drugs, Trump also pardoned the ex-president of Honduras, who was convicted in an American court for trafficking drugs to America.

MAGA: “ I voted for Trump because he said “no new wars.” He also said he was going to release the Epstein files. He is the best president ever”

Joe Rogan saying he voted for Trump because he thought Trump was a free speech advocate is like saying you voted for George W. Bush because you are anti-war.

Fun Fact: The same people saying Democrats don't care about the fraud in Minnesota voted for a convicted fraudster.

Trump said that in the US if you say a woman is beautiful, that's the end of your political career. Interesting because Trump said, "grab them by the pu…" & afterwards he was elected president of the United States. Trump was found liable for sexual assault, & then he was elected for a second time.

Fox News Jesse Watters: “Trump is a great parent. Look at his kids. No drinking, no smoking, no tattoos, they are all good looking and successful.” They stole from a children’s cancer charity.

Stephen Miller: "President Biden was responsible for the Ukraine/Russia war." Amazing, MAGA blames Democrats and Zelenskyy for starting the war but leaves out the one person who actually started it: Putin. MAGA is the anti-American party, not the Democrats.

Trump bragged he ended the "war" between Thailand and Cambodia & even wanted a Nobel Peace Prize for it. Trump just posted that he has ended the same war again. But forgot to announce the "war" had started again in between. I have to say Trump is very lucky his supporters have peanuts for brains.

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.” Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

When an outsider like me, from Australia, comments on US politics, sometimes the reply can be "mind your own business." But it's not our fault. The US has a reality TV star as its president, a TV doctor, Dr. Oz, as their advisor, a TV psychologist, Dr. Phil, embedded with ICE. We are only human.

Pam Bondi is everything MAGA accused Merrick Garland of being, but he wasn't. Elon Musk is everything MAGA accused George Soros of being, but he wasn't. Trump is everything MAGA accused Biden and Harris of being but they weren't. Etc., etc.

MAGA laughs along when Trump makes derogatory comments about poor people or poor countries, but that's because they don't know Trump thinks the same thing about poor Americans, including poor Trump supporters.

MAGA are the new social justice warriors, but only for white Christians.

Bill Clinton wants everything in the Epstein files released that has his name or photo attached to it. Trump has spent the last 10 months trying to suppress any mention of his name in the files. He had Ghislaine Maxwell moved to a cushy prison to stop her from talking. MAGA: Trump is innocent.

Pete Hegseth, the least qualified secretary of defense, saying the era of DEI is over and only the best and brightest from now on, is both the funniest and least self-aware statement I have heard in a long time.