Australian ABC News. Is there REALLY nowhere in New York that Speersy can do a feed that doesn't involve standing under a tiny umbrella in the pissing rain? Really?

Here’s something helping me cope today. ❤️😂

Anyone have an actual idea how much of a surge in donations etc flows to the evangelical management every time there's a Rapture event. Just guessing but I reckon Taylor Swift would even be impressed.

Hang on. Aren't Elon and Trump hating each other? They seemed pally enough at the Nazi rally. Any chance everything they do is a lie?

Sure. The escalator stopped. Sure, the teleprompter shat itself. But at least the wireless earpiece direct to the Kremlin control room didn't miss a beat. He repeated EVERY word they told him to say. That HAS to be the reason, surely!

If Einstein was such a good guy-- why did he give Melania a visa?

Coca Cola introduces cans in 1955. Autism diagnoses in the modern sense, 1960s. More than just coincidence? It's not Tylenol folks. It's Coca Cola! Pretty sure the Trump regime will issue a statement condemning Coca Cola any day now!

Considering how widely Tylenol is used-- it would be just as easy to blame EVERYTHING that happens to kids on Tylenol. Why just autism? I'm guessing even school shooters have used Tylenol. It's not the guns people, it's the Tylenol!

Just looked out my window to see how the Rapture was progressing. Well. They do say God's gotta sick sense of humour. Thousands of rapid unscheduled disraptures!

I'm not sure how it's supposed to work. But I think I've just watched the Rapture, but all the people were being sucked into the ground, there was some blood curdling laughter and a terrible stench of sulfur. Got a strange feeling someone's using the same advertising people the Christians believed.

Boycott Tylenol until they sue the GOP for five billion $.

Breaking--- Cops to arrest any Evangelical Christians who remain after the rapture. There MUST be reasons Jesus doesn't want em. They need to answer some questions.

Hey. Maybe the Rapture already happened. Ever thought of that? It would explain why all the Christians still down here are perverts and assholes!

🥴🤭😂😂💙💙 Out of his own mouth he convicts himself 👇🏼

I didn't realise it until just now..... But I think Melania is working for --- the Spanish Inquisition!

Wondering. Does RFK Jr have shares in a leech farm? Pretty sure that's what's gonna cure autism.

Gee Farm Aid sounds like a bunch of leftists asking for socialism to help embattled farmers out. Pretty sure farmers can't be getting involved in that sort of commie shit.

Fuck any Dems that voted for a national day to commemorate that halfwit, con man, fascist, violent, scumshyte Kirk. Fuck em to hell.

New York Post----"Late night host Jimmy Kimmel said he was unwilling to apologize for his remarks that blamed MAGA supporters for killing conservative activist Charlie Kirk"-- Genuine question-- did he actually do that?

So. I see they're evidently already pouring the concrete for the new ballroom floor. Have people checked to see if anyone's missing?

Here's a thing. You can all cancel Disney or whatever. How about a list of whoever is still advertising with to hear fascist aligned networks- and an exercising of your rights to the freedom to not buy ANY of their products or services. Lists of products and companies that don't advertise with them

Number 3 You have the right to free Speech as long as you're not Dumb enough to actually try it. 'Know Your Rights' The Clash 1982

It must have been the candied almonds!! What a tragedy.

Isn't there some sort of radar reflector that could be put on shark nets so whales see them as a barrier and don't get caught in them?

Trump, MAGA, prosperity evangelicals, the whole damn insane regime--- are so mediaeval I'm pretty sure they physically don't actually even see in perspective.

Please please please please, put Ricky Gervais in as host for Jimmy Kimmel's show in the interim!

Hello dearest darling. Wrapped what I shall heretofore call armaments in a cloth that may have my DNA on it in the hope I could retrieve it after boarding my vehicle for the getaway. I do hope you enjoy my rudimentary efforts at engraving, for they portray my deepest commitment to a reformist ethos.

Has Trump started giving Knighthoods yet?

Thomas C Fugate the 3rd. 22-year-old ex-gardener and grocery store assistant. Appointed to head terror prevention. Why isn't he making the announcements about murdering people in speed boats 1500 miles from the US? Anyone heard ANYTHING from this guy since his eyebrow was given a salary?

The US is one of the very few advanced Nations in the world where the politicians legally operate on a 'work for tips' system.

I hear all this talk about the US maybe having a civil war. What do people think war looks like now? People in red coats versus people in blue coats, carrying muskets? You ARE in a civil war you dumb fucks!!

Wow. UN declares Gaza a genocide. All it took was for Israel to say over and over again that they would murder every single Palestinian, man, woman and child. Then go in and do it, and destroy every single thing in Gaza. Well spotted. Just in the nick of time. How about war crime trials in absentia.

Hello. Police? I'm a homeless person. Brian Kilmeade just threatened to murder me with some form of illicit poisonous drugs.

80% of mass violence from right wing. 7% attached to left wing. Govt regime propaganda-- " We gotta take away their weapons, round em up and stop all this left wing violence"--- Enjoy your respectful debate America. It won't be pretty.

Anyone know what the record for declaring ' National Emergencies' by a President is? It must be pretty bad over there when letting companies drill for oil in National Parks is a National Emergency. Especially amid the lowest crime rates in 45 years.

Just to let Americans know. What we are hearing in Australia ( via US media)-- Kirk shooter-- in romantic relationship with transgender person undergoing transition. Came from right wing family but had leftist ideologies. --- Just saying...

Just a public service announcement. If you cut yourself up all over the place on barnacles--_ the cuts WILL go septic!!! Put something on the cuts. Those bastards know our physiology all too well. They're not the molluscs people think they are. They're crabs that have learned how to wait!

Elon-- " the left is the party of murder"-- ummm, what? 1. The left isn't ' a party'. 2. Pretty much every ( if not ALL) mass shooting in the US in the last four years, has been a right wing nutjob, fired up by this sort of insane propaganda. Goddam multi billionsire--- why would you do this shit?

Please people! How about some respect for Charlie don't surf! No empathy please. He hated empathy. Remember-- time to move on.

A thought re Brian Kilmeade's comments. How about all those pastors, priests, politicians, youth leaders, cops etc, who earned good $ from the public pocket, who turn out to be abusers--- which is one of the big reasons people end up with problems and homeless, and unable to trust-- get euthanized.

The left are so sneaky. They have their people pretend to be raving Republicans for generations to cover up their eventual hateful violent acts and make it look like people on the right did it.

People talking about how Charlie Kirk was an opportunist who incited violence and hatred etc. Not many pointing out that he earned a shitload of $ doing it!

It finally happened. ICE shot and killed aomeone

Why do I have to keep blocking male users who keep posting pictures of themselves in nappies, in ' erotic' poses, saying "I think it's time someone changed my nappy"? I mean , good for you and all that, but don't you guys like have your own social media sites? And no, no, it's not ok.

Just wondering if after all the guillotining of the French revolution, someone stood up and said-- "People. Political violence never accomplished anything"--or, after various politically inspired invasions of numerous countries. Will they say it about warships off Venezuela? The American Civil War?

ATTENTION: I was just notified from inside Fort Meade that Trump has completely closed the military journalism department overnight. Completely dismantled it. No more news coming out of any branch of the military. This is a very major step in his takeover.

Well. Not so much about the 9/11 anniversary. Maybe it's still big in the US, but I haven't seen a lot about it here.

So---- Trump posts himself farting out flames, in a war scenario he is proud to say he illicitly ducked out of cos his Daddy had money, telling Chicago it's gonna find out what the Dept of War is all about. Now we're gonna hear how violence is bad mmkay, and what a great guy Charlie don't Kirk was.

More ultra violence from the President no doubt!

Mr Kirk, he dead. Charlie don't Kirk.