no fucking way those kids didnt tell me they were friends with a hawk played by dom deluise now my dens all fucked up from his big ass and they all flew away and i’m tangled up in a thorny briar patch a ways from my home this is the worst day of my life

The first thing people notice about me is that I smell completely normal, because they removed my scent gland. Unfortunately this means a family of raccoons has moved into my river bank and I am going to have to kill them.

We are trying to unionize because birds and dogs and things voiced by dom deluise keep driving us off cliffs after a big chase scene through our homes and the woods, which lands us in the nest of an even bigger offscreen predator. Please sign my petition:

I am just one of a growing movement of laborers who run a shady candlelit burrow with a big butcher knife on the wall who dwell in the path of adventurous mice children and, when they come upon our dwelling, offer shelter for the night, only to secretly start sharpening the knife while they sleep.

blue period 83…. the bluepy boys are bluuuuepiiiiiing. Yotora continues to be the funniest himbo-burdened-with-thoughts. Also: It covers a lot about preservation of the arts and the people doing it and it’s a real thinker of a chapter.

リスちゃんはハーモニクスの姿になると何故かオオカミの特性出ちゃうといいな

One of the best to ever do it

got too high till i felt profoundly embarrassed that i was hiding from confronting my actual berry obvious & ordinary gender desires even tho i’d been on hrt 17 years without like ever trying to Actually Transition, especially how i wanted

Dire future ahead of me realizing the limited selection of ASL interpreter movies by hbo has increased, knowing at some point I will be dumb enough to watch mcraft and the reviled bad it show.

I can’t believe I’m ending out my year on a sincere and completely inexplicable hyperfixation on the dungeons and dragons cartoon. Autism is ridiculous.

nauma saying I need to get on mori kei feels like being snapped into reality. Why did it never occur to me, the fabrics pervert, that becoming a walking laundry pile of felt, plaids and stitching would not be a calmy-walmy balm for my soul.

Is anyone even aware the premise of thundercats that Lion-O is a seven year old baby boy who got permanently age progressed into a giant naked man body because I sure as hell did not remember that part. I guess that’s why he’s Like That? I want to bury my face in Snarf’s underbelly and inhale.

Boy, this manga I’m reading sure is swell, but I only wish the scanlators could’ve included some funny jokes on the credits page!

The bad dude of D&D cartoon is always after their "magic weapons" (which is an interesting thing to call an invisibility cloak, a hat, a shield, etc). Well in this ep he got all them, it does just look like a pile of laundry, and I guess I. just wasn't expecting him to use them like that.

Surge just chilling out. For Drakua on Tumblr!

Trying to care about dressing comfortably so I’m giving into Athelete Leisure. so i got some some wide leg offwhitr sweatpants and matching zippyhoode… sigh. It’s just not my style but my body will thank me

For @dawnf1re.bsky.social, who requested I pick a favorite Sonic character of mine and give them an iced coffee from Dunkin :)

Approaching 1965 on my “reading all silver age marvel” journey and it continues to be hilariously true: stan lee is the astonishly dumbfuckingest buffoon writer of all time. Also: daredevil #1 will soon will appear! dr strange’s prominence is growing! The avengers is kind of just terrible!

oc🌀😵‍💫

The way the overshooting becomes trapped in overshooting is a horrifically close sensation to how corrupted everything gets when i’m imagining characters in motion but everything in my mind palace permanently runs at like the pace of sludge and requires me imagining extra force to move them.

1) Who wants to see this with me 2) should i be concerned that i dress like a member of the kidz boo band

it's called "apple walk" and basically you go outside with an apple... and the rest is up to you

You guys won’t believe it but I lived. I will officially declare this ill-y flu-y business “Over”. [looking at my new avatar i have no memory of wearing] however the other washy sicknesses remain.

read soulsov!!!! i'm good at art and storytelling and i want to share my fun world and its many freaks with you. at least play the free demo! gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

Much like the titular “Cid” of the Final Fantasy III video game series, the [Tales of] games feature recurring motifs: a pirate Aifread! Strange, mishandled fantasy racism (sometimes with black people)! Apple gel! A just-dreadfully nonexistent villain group that shows up 70 hours in before dying!

Oh, my dreadful washy whims that demand dogshit of me. It’s given me such subtitle search fatigue from constantly trying to track down dvds or things for when I simply must watch, like, the 1983 Dungeoncin Dragons cartoon.

Does anyone have any women to show me. I sickly slept through most of christmas and nothing happened.

Mink

a bit of holiday cheer :^) #chess_arts

today is the only day you can repost this

えんとつにハマるトナカイ

🎁

Me and @momodriller.bsky.social's sweet baby boy has lost limb function very suddenly and is getting worse daily. He needs an MRI and (likely) surgery. It's expensive. We've already spent over $1k and can't afford much more, & he's running out of time. Anything helps, thank you. gofund.me/ba3da64f4

throwback thursday to when dear childhood friend doro auditioned for a certain pc-engine shooter…. course, furries werent really in so i think i held us back and some other girls got it… but what a memory! #washy_works

#meetthewebcomic Nothing Doing is a comic strip about the quiet, aimless discontent that lives in your stomach, whispering, waiting, and also what if some aminal ladies had jobs. Three 20-page ‘issues’ available to read at horseonvhs.com/nothingdoing

I had a sketch on paper I was doing for @wascie.bsky.social that I decided to ink up.

Drawpiled while feverish last night and doodled up a little vanilla the rabbit spell to heal me. #washy_works

The character bios on the site give a taste for what to expect of the interpersonal stuff that is a big bulk of what’s fun, but the play space my little dolls get to bounce off each other in is equally a delight imo.

On the website bluesky, you can retweet cartoons of animal women with boobs to show your friends, peers, and colleagues about what women you think are shagadelical.

The Pieta

MISS PIGGY AFTERPARTY

We started telling boys it was “wrong” to put mind control crowns on a princess’s heads to trick them into a marriage and look where it got us. The “hypnotic diadem marriage scenes” wiki hasnt had a new non-derivative screenshot in YEARS. 🙄

[Unprompted, without checking if you know what i’m talking about] Rosella’s troll form really was totes cutieful and I think it’s basically like a super shame she went back to a cgi zelda two chapters later. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ☝️

before my fever broke, i had some intense hallucinations languishijg in bed that i was in a video game and trying to capture grasshoppers that were moving on a hex grid but in real time and I was convinced it was an inscrutable knights in the nightmare style game

obsessed with this webpage. this is how i want to be talked about greatcharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Android...

I’m kind of like if somebody was a hater but instead of hating they were really into stuff and liked it

commission for @caseyeatspizza.bsky.social!