[tiktok tts voice] theyre a typhlosion for an amazing and heartwarming reason #capydraws

olay the real key to darius II / sagaia is to play as proco jr, i took no deaths until the final boss and was fully powered up shooting what must have been 40 projectiles every few frames very quickly the jump start proco jr gets over tiat young is way more significant than it seems

adding to the GEMS debate, ecco the dolphin isn't straight-up GEMS but the sound driver is modif— oh, we're not talking about GEMS anymore? artificial difficulty? ummm. uhhh. e-ecco the dolphin is kinda difficult, yeah

a certified #RandomGameSaturday classic in a giant box! i've probably spent an equal amount of time trying to get through the crisis missions and servicing broken guncons...

happy thanksgiving to everyone from the town of thanksgiving in mother 1

remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this

"NOV 27" https://bonequest.com/9751

finally CLAAAAWED my way through genesis darius II (sagaia, w/e), after abandoning an all down stage route for all up i can get through most stages with the base proco jr. ship but the 7th stages seem to love cranking up the "throw a bunch of shit on screen" dial while giving you one (1) powerup

It's Monday, which apparently means double review day. New Adventure Island pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2025/11/turb... This entry keeps the frills to a minimum, relying instead on its tightly designed levels and superb fundamentals to keep you coming back for more. Easy recommendation. #retrogaming

Today's review is Atomic Runner for the Sega Genesis. The short version is that this Data East run & gun is a great game that deserves some of your time. The long version is here: pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2025/11/sega... #retrogaming

today's thrifting post is about a very niche-format DAISY CD player (and everyone was overjoyed and clapped from how interesting such a concept is) herzogzwei.neocities.org/thrifting/te...

Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending

for #RandomGameSaturday, let me show off my favorite "bad game" the story in this ARPG is the game laughing at your expense as you walk into obvious, mostly plot-mandated traps, and one of the few voluntary traps is how one gets the titular sword of vermilion (i didn't get it in my one playthrough)

Sonic CD US Metallic Madness is mostly just riffing on top of this sequence preset from Korg Wavestation

beat the first pyramid magic, it's fun! a standout of the toshokan games i've played so far! it really got me thinking despite the facade of simplicity from having all the mechanics introduced at the very beginning, and i'm looking forward to seeing if the difficulty of the next games meets the hype

i love it when removing stickers (and tape?) from rental store games goes smoothly

DARK MAGICIAN 🔮💜✨ Shares are appreciated 💖 . . . #yugioh #darkmagician

does anyone remember seeing a recent-ish post about some... high-rank video game studio guy saying something along the lines of "it's impossible to make a good sci fi video game"? i'm trying to find it again and i can't tell if i'm misremembering the quote or hallucinated this experience entirely

Hi I wrote about the Sega Master System and how it’s been criminally overlooked because everyone goes on about the NES like it was the only 8bit console in the world look don’t get me started www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...

did another playthrough of chaotix after several years and i had... more fun than last time, exclusively flinging myself through each level the timer must not count time spent in special stages cause i needed like 12 tries and did a few wireframe ones. i also had to redo an amazing arena stage lmao

did you see that, zach?! clear as a crisp spring #RandomGameSaturday morning!

welp. $100 later and i have one less reason to claim i am not an absolute fool idiot

metroid prime 4 was destined to fail from the beginning because it was the first numbered entry to not use a prime number. should've just skipped to metroid prime 997 tbh

in case anyone was curious if this was still me, this is still me

today's thrifting post is a look back at when portable DVD players were high-end hi-fi instead of an epidemic of cheap e-waste herzogzwei.neocities.org/thrifting/te...

i don't know why i've beaten 4 different GBA yugioh games this year, they just kept getting more irritating... at least reshef of destruction was comical in it's hatred of the player 7 trials to glory should have been called 7 weeks of going right back to bed after waking up

beat starflight after 30-ish hours. i restarted my save 10 hours in cause i wasn't taking notes and fucked my money situation, and this definitely a notes-taking game it's... interesting. there's a good setting and story in here, and participating in Space Capitalism to avoid the apocalypse is fun

beat elemental master, getting a 1cc after running out of credits to the stage 5 and 7 bosses a few times it's... fine? idk, i'd rather play a thunder force, but it's still a good time. the graphics and tunes are fine, but it's a shame that the starting weapon is the best in almost every situation

NEWS: gta 6 will require the user to smoke an entire pack of marlboro reds upon every startup or wake from sleep, will also require an xbox kinect to verify the entire pack was smoked in one sitting

had to quick out a piece for the boondocks anniversary

in a timely holiday edition of a bowl and a movie, the weed log gets "it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown"! also it's front-loaded with reading wikipedia lol i learned about a cancelled peanuts baseball game from the NES color a dinosaur studio! neat(?) herzogzwei.neocities.org/wl/special/i...

what the fuck is this. i didn't vote for this. this is bullshit. chuck schumer is gonna get a few phone calls from me about this

the shitty chromebook i threw ubuntu on for word-processing and website-updating has suddenly started boot looping during it's own bootup, or while idle in the GNU GRUB menu if it gets that far rip the original drafts for my reviews i had on it, i guess. eMMC should be illegal

after playing pat riley basketball three times i can beat the CPU by over 80 points lmao

19.

played two games of pat riley's basketball on genesis, although it's still plenty rough around the edges the default CPU will counter-steal your swipe immediately, and i had soooo many back court violations from steals that happen at the half line where i don't have an opportunity to stop running

you will never guess where this video goes that's frontloaded into the DVD for "it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown". not in a million years.

for #RandomGameSaturday, accept this invitation to be transported to the ideal fantasy world: a 90s japanese high school where everyone is obsessed with the card game uno

Good night.

today's thrifting post celebrates the season with a spooky audio book, fa la la la la la la la la herzogzwei.neocities.org/thrifting/me...

happy birthday, little guy ...what do you mean that's not right? are you gonna deny them their birthday when all of their oldest friends showed up?

i love servicing a CRT that is not worth servicing and not even fixing the problem i opened it up for stupid tube

メガドライブ #ドット絵