I instinctually found myself trying to analyze this due to my training and natural inclinations before I remembered we're governed by a senile reality TV show host group puppeted by the 15 worst private Discords on Earth and therefore went back to thinking about Final Fantasy.

vodka and tab for the real ones

Danish guy gets it

i ordered a garden hose sprayer from an online store that has multiple vendors and somehow, this was the return label for the order's 24"-long box. i hope that everyone who moved this package from one place to another enjoyed thinking about what i could have ordered from "Horse Loverz Dot Com"

elvira: mistress of the dark, floppy disk, commodore 64 (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/4050/el...

Not sure whose job it is, but WSJ headlines got way way better like 18 months ago www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...

One of the dads laughed when this lady at the Girl Scouts meeting introduced herself as the Regional Cookie Manager, and she looked him right in the eye and said “oh, is that funny?” Anyway, he’s a pile of dust now. Fantastic.

"To memorialize what happened, Bennett says the two letters have been framed in their respective offices in Toronto and B.C., both mounted in iridescent, bedazzled frames." www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

David Cronenberg, 1984 📽️

Alt text version here, and Anderson buried the lede all the way to the last sentence: "I took a picture of his desk and you will see an email printed out that is an exchange between Epstein and the Royal Government office concerning payment from the Duke and Duchess."

Photog Christopher Anderson, who shot the close-ups of Karoline Leavitt and other Trump admin members for VF, says he just found a bunch of photos that Jeffrey Epstein had intimidated him into destroying after NYMag spiked a story set to feature them www.instagram.com/p/DTLQwZ6jTL...

Witch House Painting study

everyone's so sick of my bullshit but Twin Peaks

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

Baybeeeee we love to see it. Pay this man

awful to see. gambling ads must start including warnings about post-structuralism

PANOS COSMATOS TAKE MY MONEY

oh yeah

Happy January 6th ❤️

10% in NY saying mamdani isn’t far left enough. Things progressing rationally. Dark woke imminent

he left his damn phone playing in the bathroom after his shower for like 5 minutes and then came back down the hall like "i was wondering what the hell you were listening to...its so loud...why doesn't she just chill out its late..." and i start screaming sounds with no names

ya

you may not like it but this is what peak pro se litigation looks like.

The Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/confession... Casey’s interaction with the “whistleblower” where he gradually realizes all “evidence” is AI-generated, designed to fool even journalists… then he confronts the faker. Worth the read www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...

not that great that open posts to military on here have gone from "you will be eventually be prosecuted for obeying illegal orders" to "you will be the bad guys if you invade greenland"

Anthony Kiedes riding the Asian steppe with his fellow horse archers

arrest this man

There’s shit going on in the ocean that you wouldnt believe, but there’s also stuff like fish swimming or getting eaten

he knows you take her out to dinner first, unlike these heathens like pete who at most just try to get her drunk

oh fuck yeah, such power

HUP

every night i read 5-15 minutes of ligotti and it no joke resets my brain for the next day perfectly

The federal government's main function at this point is navigating the president's end-life crisis

Nuuk is hardly a big city, and it's the biggest one they've got. This is it. They'll just seize the airport and roll a few APCs up the street to the government buildings and then "we're in charge now!" It would make the Argentine invasion of the Falklands look like a pitched battle.

They intend it to be a bloodless fait accompli, too. Which is entirely plausible. We have a base there, and military use of other airports. Not like it would take a huge force. Build up a few thousand troops in-country and then one day Trump just proclaims it. That's their plan, such as it is.

Greenland is happening. Not a joke, not trolling, not a distraction. He has already made up his mind and nobody who matters in the inner circle will try to talk him out of it. Some of them want it precisely because it will destroy NATO. There are no adults in the room. They really mean to do it.

he bought a new scope and he's so excited to open it he brought it into the bathroom with him so i'm playing this loudly www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFbD...

The White House sticking to the line that military is an option in Greenland

Or if you're good at reading old documents, the Smithsonian has transcription projects: transcription.si.edu

liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe

Mamdani wants to improve the roads so it's easier to transport white americans to the camps

wrestling needs to start focusing on the horny moms in the crowd again. in the 80's/90's they would regularly cut to a woman in sallie jessie rapheal glasses and a jean jacket with shoulder pads acting out her estimation of what it would be like to blow marty jennetti, and just hasn't been the same

"Pope you need to do better"

can't forget how i got in trouble on twitter for laughing at Jan. 6 as it was happening

they used to "insult" reactionary NY senator al damato by calling him "pothole al" because you could call him up and get the pothole on your street fixed. this was seen as beneath the office of a US senator but can you even imagine a politician actually doing something for you now