One time I posted a picture of a salad I made myself for dinner and some guy I’ve never met before messaged me to inform me he’s allergic to almonds 😐

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

'out of the three mass shootings today'

the funny thing about the jeffries statement is that he's right—crime is down, adams did a very good housing bill, and new york *is* back. he'd be cruising to re-election if he were simply, well, a completely different person.

Personally if I was a 5’11” cis woman who had gotten a lot of work done, I wouldn’t devote part of my standup set to bashing trans women

a group of self-proclaimed christians that believe death is total annihilation

Customer: WORLD OF WARCRAFT CHARACTER. THE EARTH WARDER. CREATOR AND DESTRUCTOR OF THE EARTH DMV: DEATH WING Verdict: ACCEPTED

Surveys find that voters think AOC and Bernie are “moderates.” That’s not because your average American is a CPUSA member, it’s because people just mean “they seem like honest, reasonable people.” Telling the truth is the best strategic move right now.

"Practice being brave now, don’t wait for some special moment at the end to be a hero." This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...

everyone talking about the elysium medbed, i want the prometheus medbed that does abortions and xenomorph implant extraction

non zero chance elon says tesla will roll out a medbed prototype in 18 months

hyperreal ham shimmer is it, or close to it

Hakeem Jeffries: Donald Trump is being irresponsible with your healthcare; we must means test the medbeds!

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

You can do it entirely without confrontation, any woman who survived junior high can tell you how to do this. Make them entirely unwelcome and deeply judged without uttering a word. Freeze out ICE.

I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.

Smart move by two young upstate NY reporters: they filed a FOIA for body cameras worn by the sheriff’s deputies at an ICE raid. These are almost always civil raids so there’s no ongoing criminal investigation that would require that footage to stay confidential. Replicable by any media outlet.

i straight up didn't recognize alex jones here

“Lindsay Halligan, the newly-installed US Attorney prosecuting James Comey at President Trump's direction, is an insurance attorney and a Miss Colorado finalist. She has never prosecuted a case.”

I still can not believe that universities are capitulating to Trump and fascism like this. It’s deranged. “Students objecting to the video say it equates criticism of Israel with antisemitism. At one point the narrator compares critics of Israel to former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David Duke...”

Someday people will start noticing that the most eminent roboticist in the world has an uninterrupted multi-decade record of deep skepticism about almost all uses of robotics and “AI” that has been proven uniformly correct

one sign of progress is that he at least seems too ashamed to tell the interviewer he is a two-time trump voter

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

he looks like tumblr daddy dom severus snape. he looks like a greyhound found a magic wig that granted it the power of speech and joined the CIA. he looks like modern day AU kylo ren with a wasting disease

Man, I hope my funeral isn't an enormous gaudy rally full of people barely disguising their glee at being able to point at an airbrushed t-shirt of me and go "SEE!?!?" to the other side of the culture war for the next 1-2 weeks before everybody moves on to a beanie baby with pronouns or something.

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

One of the most insightful things I've heard about QAn*n was @foldablehuman.bsky.social's description of flat earth as "esoteric fictionalism" where the adherents seek to understand the world through a syncretic blend of fictional pop culture texts including sci-fi and fantasy

the people in charge find "rokos basilisk" -- as best i can tell some sort of internet forum post made by a onanistic goober -- a high-level intellectual concept

absolutely sick

Mt Van Hoevenberg east trail summit

A man here is passing around Italian beefs to people protesting Border Patrol.

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

Release the Epstein Files

I had a coworker show me a video he "made" that was an ai song about how much he hated his ex wife in the style of Kiss, and to this that is the most divorced guy thing I have ever experienced

there’s a party that will empower people in their thirties on condition they wreck the country, and a party that commands everyone to line up behind septuagenarians because it’s still their turn

i do not wish for violence, okay. i wish for the president to die from something that is funny

if the feds want a war they're gonna have to get through the world's most appalling saxophonist who is doing "paradise city" for spare change in front of the gateway winco over and over

War ravaged Portland

can’t get over the president being too much of a a coward to actually try to fire Jerome Powell, and choosing to post AI slop fantasies instead we are being governed by the soy-right fr

"In a way, Mamdani winning is an ableist erasure of candidates incapable of believing in anything at all."

when you are about to tell your last joke ever because you don't know that the crown prince loves young sheldon

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

Both gone now. Just sad

amen and RIP

My controversial take is the best Garfield scene in Hong Kong cinema is from Godfrey Ho’s Ninja Terminator (1985)

He had to sign a fucking contract where he said he won’t joke about the country, the government, the royals, or any religion lol www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...