finally bought a battery backup and solar panel to go on it which is a baby step (1000v) but will make sure we always have power for camping or at least keep food from spoiling in an outage. kathy sign the balcony plug-in solar bill

Only the strongest will remember to honour Wizard Wednesday

i'm cry laughing at this graph

gothamist.com/news/new-yor... We're so close

Oh it was worth it to ‘Be rested for work tomorrow’ to miss this? Do you hear yourself? Work is forever. Only this moment is now.

"Adam Hamawy, a surgeon who became a hero of the pro-Palestine movement after treating patients in Gaza, is heading to Congress after winning a Democratic primary in southern New Jersey"

it's really remarkable, and then they let him write that petulant letter. this is the kind of stuff you expect from a family business without a legal department, not a venerable media warhorse with a long history of fighting off lawsuits

the campaign for the character Steve Austin (played by John Slattery), we are told, is meant to invoke the idea of an American renaissance that will restore the country's past glory. the slogan chosen to represent the campaign is "goo-goo ga-ga"

sometimes I think about the fact that in 2010 - two years into Obama's first term - 30 Rock had an episode about a character running for election who alters his name to make voters associate him with the WWE and support a campaign based on Americans' desire to "return to past glory"

Francesca Scorsese pounding at Martin Scorsese's door as he spends hours watching those videos where a grapefruit gets cucked by a strawberry or whatever

They're making gas prices jokes on Love Island, Trump is so cooked. Nobody's more low information than the people on this show.

oh my god

Explaining to my wife that I would be ok saying “play ball” at a baseball game but I would never, under any circumstances, throw a first pitch

It's not a good sign for your democracy when the attorney general is "not committing to doing anything in writing."

Commenting "this is grotesque" on every post in my linkedin feed

See, the difference between men and women is that women can doublejump. That's the power of wife

WOW -- Rep. Madeleine Dean just during the Blanche hearing that Trump "has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that"

A coalition of seven blue states sued the Trump administration after it paid a French company nearly $1 billion in taxpayer money to not build offshore wind farms. https://cnn.it/4abGPNB

We've got a happy update here: after a reporter reached out, the village of Millstadt told Laura they will no longer be pursuing enforcement action against her garden! ij.org/press-releas...

trying to decide if i'm powerful enough to go without a huge battery backup while we're camping for 5 days by simply turning my phone all the way off when I'm not using it

The CHUDS are voting and now we have proof

he'll always be baltimore to me

one time my friends and i got daydrunk at a party and started telling everyone we were the partners of a law firm called Dolphin Dolphin Dolphin & Krill, Attorneys at Law at Sea

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

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‘Did you carry the 1’? Bitch, I only carry shit for My Wife fuck is wrong with you. Be ya own man

wow sounds like some nervous nellies are pumping the brakes on the future

i want someone's claude to steal its operator's identity and start taking out loans

I grew up on Cold War spy stories and all of them are retroactively ruined at this point because how do you take a life and death plot to place a mid-level agent seriously when real actual life involves “bill pulte named DNI”

david frum's son can have a career as a journalist, i just think that anytime he needs to interview someone he should be forced to speak only to their child

less worried about this now that we know canada could win the war just by closing the strait at Sault St. Marie for a few months

When you're out with your hootin buddies and run into your hollerin crew

Calm down bro. In three years all these data centers are going to be laser tag

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans

I am embracing AI. allen iverson is my personal friend and we regularly exchange manful hugs

In what universe is this not grounds for immediate expulsion

Klingon lesson for the day! {tlhIngan bIghHa' rur baraq 'oba'ma che'wI' paq qach} "Barack Obama's presidential library is like a Klingon prison."

We need to take belt sanders to the groins of most politicians, this is my platform

This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever

today I'm launching the congressional groin texture index so YOU can hold your representatives accountable

telling the lady at the DMV that “smoothgroin” is actually the technical psychological term and showing her the entry in my Big German Book of Sexual Perversions

from my own experience with having a friend go TERF its absolutely pitched as a way to bond with other women and give those social bonds immediacy and political power

telling the person next to me at the subway sandwich restaurant that's what i call the -600 series infiltration units that have the latex pseudoskin; explaining further that the Resistance sent me back in time to leverage my expertise in cyborg sexual anatomy

been spending most their lives livin on the starship enterprise