it's so funny to think BlueSky matters *at all* in this regard

What About Bob, Kevin and Stuart?

We Need to Talk About Kevin, Bob, and Stuart

(Trying to get my picky eater kid to eat) now explain why these vegetables are yucky without resorting to moralism or idealism

JJ speaks the truth

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Doug shaking his head when Skeeter refers to it as the Honkavirus

Feels weird to mourn a billionaire, but Ted Turner was the closest we had to a pretty good one. On top of all his environmental conservation, buying up all the cartoons and movie libraries and running em nonstop an absolute net positive. No Cartoon Network or Adult Swim without him. Loved that crank

angels are kind of like flying zombies

amazing local journalism here

Hot dogs are an anytime food

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

Ahhh dang, hope she passes peacefully :(

@srirachachau.bsky.social lol you just came up on my reddit feed www.reddit.com/r/venturebro...

losing my mind that this guy is an anti-hasan piker, pro israel, centrist. makes the rush to blame the “far left” look even more insane than it already did before we knew anything about the guy lol

Her ancient wraps were perfect

I saw Lee Cronin’s Mummy with a Chinese menu in her hand

It's their boat, they signed a lease and everything!

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Laurence Laurentz: Repeat after me….would that it were so simple! Minion Bob: Y tu mama tambien BAHAHAHAHABA

if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything

Elle and Dakota Fanning join Stellan Skarsgård in the new adaptation of Milton Bradley classic DON'T WAKE DADDY (Source: Deadline)

obligatory

From now on, if you wanna see Mickey Mouse having sex with one of the cars from Cars, you'll simply have to peep into Mickey Mouse's home

lol

Getting shot in the head by an ICE agent because my toothpaste is too big

Fictional computer interface of the day: GoldenEye (1995)

Jimmy's not stuck in the well anymore I guess. Time to go to war.

Nine days since Trump called CBS to say the war was "very complete" and calm markets. Lying rocks

Talked to Matt Johnson about lenticular storytelling, being annoying, and studying Norman McClaren in film class mubi.com/en/notebook/...

Here’s the immediate goal: 60 by next Tuesday to get the dental at 100% covered.

There’s a Lassie cartoon where Lassie does battle

Waffles has a good time!

The Academy Awards are actually decided by that family that owns In-N-Out. They expect you to ignore the Bible verse on the cups so if you're looking, they actually put the winners on there like a month ahead of time

I’m glad the baby Stewart is finally going to school. He’s wasting time with the dog

THE BABY FACTORY 👶🏻🍼👶🏻🏭 A cartoon I made about the manosphere and finished the day that fuck got shot is finally out! Glad it wasn’t shelved, go check it out! youtu.be/mx_5LvdD6tc?...

Hell yeah

Let's fucking go

In other news, went and saw Napa Boys last night. Maybe the most I’ve laughed at a movie in forever. Buddy and I were talking about how Freddy Got Fingered adjacent it feels, it’s destined for cult status. Please go see it in theaters if you get the chance at all.

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

The thing is that this isn’t just weakness from Democrats like Schumer, it’s a performance so they can help launder a war they fully support

I dunno, even at my most cynical, do not think I could’ve predicted how stupid and cruel this country would become

I started watching Strip Law on Netflix tonight, and even knowing that it was made by many of the funniest people on earth, I was still blown away by how much I laughed!!!

Really good

Watching Strip Law, show has insane joke density. Really funny