They always close ranks. Cops do not protect you.

A real “we never question if the child has bad vibes” situation

JD Vance’s actual job is to be a Sin Eater. He’s able to do this because he has no shame and has been long destined for Hell already

Fuck ICE

Can't 'reform' this.

Welcome to Los Angeles! Your goddess has no dominion here!

*Zendaya vo.* My city Los Angeles is so beautiful when the sun is low (It is)

Varang should be the new face of Hollywood

Los Angeles is so beautiful

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

im marty supreme im marty supreme im marty supreme

Marty Mauser….dirtbag king. Genuinely do think it’s nice for every generation to get their toxic antihero that’ll be up on dorm room walls, a right of passage. And really, everyone in America is running a hustle, Marty’s just grinding like everyone else

Top 3 of the year for me….One Battle After Another, Marty Supreme, No Other Choice. One Battle at #1 right now but can see Marty taking the edge tbh

To me, this is the great American movie

Screenwriting tip: Del gets his defining monologue 28 minutes in. The movie doesn’t let you think he’s a joke for long. He does a lot of abrasive things after. But we know at every moment he’s a good man. We are with him after that. Candy deserved an Oscar nomination

40 years ago today ROCKY IV was released in theaters.

POV: you’re John Candy

He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend

pig stand, san antonio, texas, 1982

margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978

harold's auto center, horizontal view, sinclair gas station, route 19, spring hill, florida, 1979

Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Calling childcare "goodies," like it's a decadent dessert -- Oh I couldn't possibly! ... Or could I? -- is straight up evil shit and if you think like this you got a fucking hole in your soul. Same with the "ice cream and ponies" shit they all pulled about M4A.

what it’s like talking to film nerds

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

this admin's repeated downplaying of pain relief medication makes me think something really bad is about to happen 🤠

"I'm definitely not trying to make excuses for this" BROTHER YOU CALLED FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS "BARELY LEGAL"

'Hail, Caesar!' cultural/critical reevaluation time

Turns out A Serious Man is set in the same world as Burn After Reading.

HAIL CAESAR! is legit one of the Coen's masterpieces, and this whole sequence of their date together is so sweet and lovely it could've been its own movie

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

epstein didnt forward this email to 10 people and his grandmother died the next die

Okay but what about all of Epstein’s emails that DON’T mention Trump…probably some of those

cast Veronica Osorio in more movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 bsky.app/profile/srir...

You get so caught up in “would that itwere so simple”, you end up forgetting about “is it hard to dance with all those bernanners on your head?”

This is who is in charge. This is the guy who just fucked you.

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

Don’t think ppl understand the terror the Feds are unleashing on the streets of LA right now. Roving patrols targeting vulnerable individuals. It’s horrible. There’s no one coming to save us except ourselves.

Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way. by Ezra Klein

Get a Nuremberg Bonus

These cuff links are so sick. Lisa right to kick that Brit to the curb

Kind of a bummer that vegan food is too good now for good jokes like this

Dr. Loomis is probably right, some kids are just Evil

One last bump for the holiday

Was waiting for the spooky season to drop this….The Big Dog is back in his most hair-raising adventure yet! Thrills! Chills! Spills!! If you were hoping for a restful night, well, good luck because this is a scary one…check out the full cartoon in the link…if you dare… youtu.be/-R2whxyx1js?...

Had a blast talking about the Beetleman with Eric