obligatory

From now on, if you wanna see Mickey Mouse having sex with one of the cars from Cars, you'll simply have to peep into Mickey Mouse's home

lol

Getting shot in the head by an ICE agent because my toothpaste is too big

Fictional computer interface of the day: GoldenEye (1995)

Jimmy's not stuck in the well anymore I guess. Time to go to war.

Nine days since Trump called CBS to say the war was "very complete" and calm markets. Lying rocks

Talked to Matt Johnson about lenticular storytelling, being annoying, and studying Norman McClaren in film class mubi.com/en/notebook/...

Here’s the immediate goal: 60 by next Tuesday to get the dental at 100% covered.

There’s a Lassie cartoon where Lassie does battle

Waffles has a good time!

The Academy Awards are actually decided by that family that owns In-N-Out. They expect you to ignore the Bible verse on the cups so if you're looking, they actually put the winners on there like a month ahead of time

I’m glad the baby Stewart is finally going to school. He’s wasting time with the dog

THE BABY FACTORY 👶🏻🍼👶🏻🏭 A cartoon I made about the manosphere and finished the day that fuck got shot is finally out! Glad it wasn’t shelved, go check it out! youtu.be/mx_5LvdD6tc?...

Hell yeah

Let's fucking go

In other news, went and saw Napa Boys last night. Maybe the most I’ve laughed at a movie in forever. Buddy and I were talking about how Freddy Got Fingered adjacent it feels, it’s destined for cult status. Please go see it in theaters if you get the chance at all.

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

The thing is that this isn’t just weakness from Democrats like Schumer, it’s a performance so they can help launder a war they fully support

I dunno, even at my most cynical, do not think I could’ve predicted how stupid and cruel this country would become

I started watching Strip Law on Netflix tonight, and even knowing that it was made by many of the funniest people on earth, I was still blown away by how much I laughed!!!

Really good

Watching Strip Law, show has insane joke density. Really funny

ok its time for the feelings post: folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

RIP king. Hope clown is less difficult on the other side

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Absurd

If they can cut off the software for no valid reason once, they can do it again. Take this as a wakeup call not to settle.

They should give me a discount for my viral tweet about this.

The Internet, our home, is beginning to look like an immense pile of filth.

Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale. So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???

I'm here for Raimi wilding out

I loved Send Help. It’s like a big Tales from the Crypt movie. Clever twists and turns, lots of guts and goo, Raimi wilding out, McAdams going Beast Mode. Such a crowd pleaser, a hoot to laugh and scream with an audience, what going to the movies is all about. My boy Raimi is back!!

I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares

Not the first to say this but this kinda just makes it clear they had a personal vendetta against him

Seems odd that this piece does not mention that a previous encounter - maybe this one - left Pretti with a broken rib www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...

Goes without saying but whenever there’s farts, the audience gets blasted with green smoke

This should have been the popcorn bucket design, well done

Universal Studios should do a Klumps show. It would be a mix of 4D and those old revue shows that used to do. Klumps family each gets a little spotlight to dance and fart up a storm, but their delightful family reunion is interrupted by the evil Buddy Love…

"In times of darkness, it is important to remind ourselves where the light can be found. And for me, that light is found in Turtle and his marijuana fueled antics around Hollywood"

Great movie

Obama: More and more Americans are voicing their outrage at the tactics being deployed by federal agents in Minnesota. Here's my favorite ep of Entourage to take your mind off the doomscrolling

The guy that shot Renee Good literally took the video with his own phone

Cullen is a genius. This is the thing I worked on that I am the most proud of and I hope everyone watches it on Netflix on February 20th. It's so special.