it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

They don't want you to touch it because it will give you powers

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Read a random blog post like 10 years ago or so that was making the argument that airports can be thought of like developer previews for society at large and using that metaphor to describe surveillance and authoritarian creep and yeah + welp + dang!

Gotta say, not a fan of the TSA-ification of America. This surveillance creep, not so good to me

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to have presents. I hate most Whos.

my favorite thing anyone ever told me is that buca di beppo more or less directly translates to ‘big joe’s hole’

They should put TSA metal detectors in the Buca Di Beppo in case mafia guys wanna do a hit on whoever's in the Pope Room

My pitch for Austin Powers 4 is that he was frozen again in 2002 and unthawed in 2026, and now he's a fish out of water all over again. Him learning about Onlyfans. "The U.S. will always be the sole remaining superpower, baby!!!" Stuff like that.

*Joe Biden voice*

Hope you’re driving in heaven. See you on the other side, Brother Bone ❤️

They should keep the Minions in the world of Hollywood. Imagine the Minions on the set of Apocalypse Now...they're supposed to work for Coppola but they think Brando is actually Colonel Kurtz and worship him like a god

Very sad learning Bonebone the cat is ill. Prayers up for Bonebone

TIL that Kenny Loggins has a trans son and that he is a super awesome and supportive dad.

Lawyer: I hope you don’t mind, Dan, but apparently Jason Reitman’s new film portrays you as a bit of a Lothario… Dan Aykroyd, eyes glued to microfiche: Sure whatever

If Dan Aykroyd gave aliens the crystal head vodka, they would probably give us so much gear

Basketball…..the greatest sport

Watching some folks in my industry trip over themselves to dogpile this lady to essentially say "shut up & dribble" has been so disappointing & it's the exact reason why so many below-the-line folks fear publicly talking about exploitive work conditions.

Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

Can’t not think of this tweet from @srirachachau.bsky.social

Oscar segment where Conan gets chased through the Backrooms by a tall, nightmarish figure only to see that his Still Life doppelganger is the exact same height and build etc

I hope Victor Wembanyama and Jalen Brunson develop the greatest height gap rivalry the league has ever seen.

They gave Jalen Brunson those Joe Biden drugs

The correct stress on the word Banana when speaking to an elder or social superior isn’t intuitive to non native speakers which can cause some confusion.

Ya know, most people from other countries grow up learning both their native language and Minionese

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

If this dude shows up on your forum you know the thread's about to get locked

I really dug Backrooms. The terror of a shared consciousness that builds and expands, a mimicry of our communal spaces and reality itself, but it's jumbled and fragmented...reminded me a lot of the internet itself

I love @ebtgoku.bsky.social’s piece on Backrooms and the extended rumination on how it tacitly embodies AI psychosis despite being analog horror substack.com/@carolgrantr...

Francesca Scorsese pounding at Martin Scorsese's door as he spends hours watching those videos where a grapefruit gets cucked by a strawberry or whatever

so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny

hadn't occurred to me until just now how much sick ET looks like chicken thighs mid-breading process. you're an egg wash and some panko away from getting fried my guy

Exclusive look at RFK Jr’s walk-in basement fridge

“BEEEER”

Family court said I can only see Grogu in theaters

Btw I thought I Love Boosters was really fun. Very exciting to see a movie that’s absolutely bursting with ideas and images, very endeared by Boots Riley’s Looney Tunes spirit

It’s real. Make sure you sit through the end credits for the teaser for Grogu vs. Grogina

One of the most consequential short films in history that explains why some people are like that. A load bearing part of early aughts random humor. Still a good watch too.

I liked the introduction of Grogu's evil twin sister, Grogina

Starring Pedro Pascal as “Jean Dujardin” and “Grogu” as Himself

Also the next somebody says reparations for black people is a ridiculous idea, remind them that we have a reparations program for trying to overthrow the government

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

No! NO!!

imagine thinking you come off looking good in this exchange

Regular Seth MacFarlane, so Brian I guess

The movie should end with Baby Yoda talking like Seth MacFarlane

Paul Schrader’s chatbot

Best film I’ve seen this year, see it if you have the chance

Award-winning director Sophy Romvari’s feature debut BLUE HERON (2025) is coming to LF3 for a limited engagement starting this Friday 🩵 www.americancinematheque.com/series/sophy...

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died