She and her dipshit ex-MLB pitcher boyfriend were racing each other while drunk at over 80 mph through residential streets and she hit and killed two children. She can rot.

You don’t actually understand any circumstances need to hand it to the Catholic Church.

it's cool that the one thing both of them agree on is that transgender people should be denied healthcare. both those ghouls can go to hell

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

Love too be on a site that labels you for … using the site.

We should be learning from other countries...

He’s really going to hang the entire midterm campaign season on no taxes on tips, isn’t he?

halt your scroll you must post a rare Hulk

“I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive. I know this is all crazy for you, it's all crazy for me, and it's double crazy for Laura, who is the person I'm trying to protect and accommodate most of all in this process.”

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

Getting a response like this from my kid is like the greatest feeling in the world.

lol man Disney sucks so so much.

Says the lady who works in the shadow of a giant, penis shaped monument.

The Turbo Tax anime women singing commercial is so weird to me because all they are doing is singing the disclaimer and that’s it. It’s not even really selling a product, just eligibility for a product.

I don't care if 10,000 people game the system if it leads to one child in need being fed. it's worth it to me

This is kind of crazy.

Don’t serve a failing country if you want to be paid and fed.

Getting the grill out for the first time this spring. Let me know if you want a brat or a burger.

Nuremberg 2.0 needs to be bipartisan. Unfortunately, that will never happen.

Random middle aged, American, racist, Boomer Catholics acting like they know Catholic doctrine better than the Pope will always be funny. “Oh yeah totally Mark, you know better than Leo that Jesus would want babies carpet bombed in the name of two dollar gas.”

His daughter really sucks for signing off on this and her excuse of his views on emerging technologies with optimism is weak unless he specifically said he wanted this, which I think she would have said if he did. I hope the money was worth it.

I bought the new Punisher “Welcome Back Frank” Marvel Premier collection and in the introduction by Jon Bernthal he talks about how proud he is to play the character because of how much Frank Castle means to veterans and first responders and all I can say is 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.

Every story about how this World Cup will be an unmitigated disaster brings me so much joy.

This is a weird pet peeve for me lol. I know I shouldn’t care, but it really bugs me.

I don’t think these people realize how lucky they are that this is the worst they get from the public.

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Know what? Seeing trans people actually fucking *agree* with Blanchard is fucking weird "Why yes, if someone is transitioning because it gives them pleasure to see themselves that way, to be that way, that is Bad" Come the fuck on. "You are not a real trans person, you are a fetishist"

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

My hope is that he either has a massive change of heart or is left with no way to influence anyone (especially children) ever again, except for as a cautionary tale. How that happens, I don’t care.

I wanted the Jays to sign him so bad, but I get it. When you have the opportunity to join a premier franchise in a huge city and one of the few that doesn’t waste their fans time by hoarding money instead of, you know, trying to win, I get it. There’s like five teams actually doing that well.

It’s true. I tried getting into the players entrance at the Target Center and a key person outside told me I couldn’t be there because I was white…and short and old and “has one of those weird skinny but with a small beer gut dad bods.” They were weirdly specific about it.

I think “Stray” should get way more love. It’s such a fun and thoughtful game and it made me realize my innate love of video games where you play as a cat.

lol eat shit Brewers.

I’m not like most people. I don’t need actions, only words. Actions are for chumps.

On this date, April 14, my grandfather was born in 1926, married in 1951, and died in 2017. He would be 100 today. This is a picture of him in his Navy uniform when he was 16 leaving to serve in WW2. In his honor, I got married on my birthday as well.

On this date, April 14, my grandfather was born in 1926, married in 1951, and died in 2017. He would be 100 today. This is a picture of him in his Navy uniform when he was 16 leaving to serve in WW2. In his honor, I got married on my birthday as well.

Hideo Kojima and Yasumi Matsuno (FF Tactics, Tactics Ogre, Vagrant Story) first met while waiting in a long line to see John Carpenter's Vampires on opening night.

Who thinks like this?

We got a fucking philosopher on our hands here.

Jesus Christ yes, to all those things and more. Are you a 1890s steel baron or something?

Kon Knueppel basically growing up and learning to play at an old man’s rec league at the Y with his dad is the most Wisconsin sports story ever. Guarantee you he went to all the taverns with his dad and his buddies after too.

I can’t see Quantic Dream mentioned without sharing this.

this is one of my favorite Deaf stories. humans are extraordinary creatures, each of us with gifts no one else possesses. we don't value our differences enough, celebrate our singular strengths enough. the Gaulledett Eleven could handle their shit better than the brawniest man's man astronaut.

Unlike my Gen X brethren, I just nod silently in agreement whenever people talk about how much our generation sucks.

Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your copy of the Communist Manifesto and your season pass to the Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, and Sixers for some reason.