ate too much 😫

lmao

I'm just gonna say that having once seriously sprained the same ankle three separate times in an 18 month window, I'm very squeamish about ankle injuries and seeing Josh Hart's ankle twist made me sick. hope for his sake it wasn't as bad as it looked

Christmas Day hoops in the basement, what could be better? (well, besides a Cavs win)

got a ton of cool gifts but I'm freaking chuffed about getting this years Cavs city edition hoodie

merry Christmas to all my friends who celebrate! your boy needs a nap.

Do you guys think Santa takes a bunch of Imodium before he spends 24 hours delivering presents or do you think he goes to the houses of bad kids and just blows up their toilet?

oh to be a kitten waiting on Christmas Eve at the fireplace for Santa

time to watch the second best Christmas film ever made

I brought my own Christmas lights to take photos around Cleveland, Ohio and this is what I got

thinking about the Christmas Eve a lady at GameStop called me Scrooge and told me I ruined a little girl's Christmas because I wouldn't keep the store open an extra 90 minutes to wait for her to get there (she called at 5:45, we closed at 6, she couldn't get there any sooner than 7:30, I said no)

dream job I didn't even realize was a dream job til just now: playing Santa at PetSmart

O Christmas Tree from Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987). This, my dear friends, is what wholesome itself looks like in its purest form. No cynicism here one bit. Holiday cheers and love for everyone. Gets me every time. Just heartwarming all around.

he's gotta be getting sick of milk, right?

at the cemetery to say Merry Christmas to my Pop and Grandma D. since I likely won't have time to get out here tomorrow. sending good thoughts to everyone who will be missing someone they loved this holiday

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Beyond the politics of it — I can’t imagine that for the majority of artists there’s any benefit to being on that site. The algo kills outside links, you have to pay to reach your followers, it suppresses whatever it sees fit, and now it’ll eat up your artwork…??

my Christmas week gift to myself was supposed to be trying real hard to avoid the political news but sheesh

fully convinced that Rick Steves may be as close as we get to another Fred Rogers. what a king

the Grinch: all I want in the world is for my hillbilly neighbors to keep the noise down the narrator: I have prepared a special song about what an unreasonable and unhygienic piece of shit this guy is

tricking my family into playing Overcooked for my own diabolical holiday entertainment

best $230 million ever spent. jfc

I think every single criticism I've seen of this w/r/t Feige not having the integrity to stand by his own storytelling decisions are valid, but I'm also trying not to infer too much from a 90 second clip that essentially shows nothing

sorry I'm late I was trying to de-canonize the entire Chuck Austen X-Men run

You know how sometimes people will make sensationalist claims to the FBI for the fame and clout of them coming out six years later in a report no one was sure would ever be publicly available

Netflix and chill? no thanks, I'm into Ken Burns and learn

honestly torn on this one because buying a ticket does not give anyone the right to yell vile shit at the players on the field and he likely deserved to get his jaw rocked but also it cannot be the athletes doing the jaw rocking, that's how you end up with another Malice At The Palace

perhaps one of the larger issues with AI is the utter lack of guardrails around it as it is being essentially forced into everything we use & no way for opting in or out to consent to any of this and then shit like this happens again, despite it being a constant concern for years

Monday’s Subtle Sunrise in Cleveland, Ohio

what's the most alarming thing you've ever seen in scare quotes? I once drove by a restaurant that had TRY OUR "FISH" painted along the side

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Go ahead and put it in the media that I threw the fight. Those sports book people are the understanding types.

whatever this bug is that's going around I hope the rest of you don't catch it because good lord I went from fine to fever/cough/feeling like I got hit by a bus in a matter of minutes last night and I do not feel better this morning

we must never let the Folgers Incest Ad be memory holed

you guys know the first few minutes of Elf where Buddy crawls into Santa's bag without Santa noticing and later Santa's like screw it, he can stay at the North Pole? but like, what about the nun at that orphanage? I need closure on her story because I can't imagine how a baby vanishing affected her

Every single NFL game this weekend has been completely unhinged

this is the only good offensive play a Steeler made in the first half

out of teammates and opposing players to fight, DK Metcalf is now trying to fight fans. love this for us

I am 16,654 days old and exactly zero times in any of those days have I ever been asked to apologize for being white

"Rodgers isn't washed! he's still a top tier QB in the league!" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and turn into a corn cob

if I had the money and ambition I would open up a combination bookstore/cat café and I probably wouldn't make very much money off of it but it would probably become a beloved staple of the right community

grocery stores on the Sunday before Christmas:

my middle child is 16 today and if you'll excuse me I have to go and once again question the mechanics of linear time because I swear we just brought this kid home from the hospital maybe four years ago at the most

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🎵 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎵

banner weekend for dorks that think they're alpha males getting their jaws rocked and I would frankly ask for an extension on this

beer o'clock, but festive