Autumn in Downtown Cleveland, Ohio

update: my buddy finished up his chemo and left me a voice note earlier asking for advice to get started running because he wants to run a 5K next year 🥹 he's doing very well all things considered!

nobody is allowed to talk about it so I'm putting myself at great risk by blowing the whistle but the milkshake that brought all the boys to Kelis' yard was a jamocha shake from Arby's

they could never get away with making my sitcom today, which is why it can only be seen ten times every day in syndication, or on demand on six different streaming services. or you can just borrow the box set from your woke friend that would never let my sitcom be made today

guys who kidnapped me: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: and that's just Act One! so Act Two starts with Maelle-

Professor X *sliding resumé back to me*: thank you for your interest but I don't think this is what we're looking for me: read it again Professor X: I just don't think 'ability to always accidentally find the grossest gas station restroom in the county' will help us against the Sentinels

OKAY GOOD FINALLY ONE GOOD THING HAPPENING UNDER ZASLAV

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

every Ross Douthat piece I've ever seen can be summed up in one image

I yearn for new Philomena Cunk content

Costume Quest mentioned!

look it's a $1500 mortgage or a $850 mortgage but your roommate is a creepy woman who stares at you in the corner with blood dripping out of her empty eye sockets while you poop next to the bathtub she was murdered in and you really do have to weigh the financial element of that

For the longest time I put off doing things I wanted to do because I wasn't "ready." The truth is we're never ready, we're all works in progress, and life will pass us by while we're waiting to be ready for it. Be brave. Go out and do the damn thing.

Good morning Blue Sky. I’ll just leaf this here

up before the alarm and my day began with a random nosebleed so this has all been very fun so far

Tonight’s Beaver Moon Rising in Cleveland, Ohio

Yo this is dope. I wish I got paid to do this shit I'm so jealous. I could have an amazing show on Fox News. I would be amazing

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

I know people talk their shit about the Marvel movies but I'm rewatching Wakanda Forever and man the way Angela Bassett delivers the line "your brother... is with the ancestors" at the beginning is DEVASTATING

just saw a small little No Kings protest on my way home from work, maybe about 20 people, and a guy in a Jeep at the light right beside me was SO MAD

this isn't advanced political calculus nor am I remotely close to the first person to say it, but once again for the bull-headed septuagenarians that run the party: when you give young voters someone to vote FOR instead of telling them they have to vote AGAINST the other guy, they will show up

Big Cookie wants you to believe there's no difference and they taste exactly the same but the red creme holiday Oreos taste better than regular Oreos and that's just a fact

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

an underreported aspect of tonight (at least in my timeline) is that Just Dance Vance's brother ran for mayor of Cincinnati and got absolutely demolished

I pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition and will be getting the DLC as it launches

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

congratulations to Dick Cheney for being in Hell twice in one day lmao

I photographed the Full Beaver Moon in Cleveland, Ohio and this is what I got

I know I gas this channel up a lot but genuinely this is such a good watch and lovely perspective on this film and interpretation of Superman

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

bury Dick Chaney in a speedo cause it's gonna be hella hot where he's going

hell yeah brother

"the games have barely seen any evolution in gameplay in all that time" is a real "Charlie Brown had hoes" sentence, people just get online and lie about anything

yes, YES

no idea how this old girl ended up in the shelter, but her previous peoples' loss is my gain

the boys have done it again

both of my teenagers came to me this weekend seeking out my advice (awfully bold of them) and I can't imagine being so bankrupt of thought that I would ask AI to parent for me. this just keeps getting more depressing, computers are not a substitute for human connection

Wishing you a smooth and satisfying start to your week! ✨🧡🍂☺️

one cool thing about having a job where I get to do a lot of traveling is letting myself have little adventures along the way in places like Cuyahoga Valley National Park

still can't get over a frozen government letting poor people starve while building a garish ballroom for a guy with exactly one dance move, which happens to be "jerking off two very tall ghosts only he can see"

monthly reminder that there are still good things happening in the world and we don't have to accept that we're doomed

time for one of my favorite annual early November traditions. my all time favorite animated movie

Apparently some people are calling Ella stupid for this which you should know if you do that Wallace Shawn would have less than zero respect for you. He’d actively think you’re an awful person for something I’m sure he found incredibly funny and cute

we really just can't have anything nice at all around here can we

Mina has forgotten more about football than I'll ever know so please defer to her knowledge before you ever consult mine but this feels to me like a classic trap game with a little helping of Steelers D on their way back up more than a particularly damning indictment of Jones

I didn't think I'd ever see something funnier than the guy on Twitter trying to mansplain The Punisher to @gailsimone.bsky.social but honestly I think a dude mansplaining Wonder Woman TO Wonder Woman might clear it

I don't trust the Steelers to hold this lead in the second half but honestly I thought they'd be down 24 so this at least feels like a moral victory

the interior and exterior of the house have officially been de-Halloweened. next weekend it will be Christmasized but I do not have the energy today

the one common complaint about every social app that is universally hated by virtually everyone of every age and political leaning is an algorithm trying to "drive conversation" and here are the Bluesky devs doing the Tobias Funke "but it might just work for us" meme IRL