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hi dhat

Basement finds today include bat skeleton and mouse. An auspicious start to the career of the first female blurnsball player

Them: “Hi welcome to McDonald’s. What can I get for you?” Me: “Yah, I’ll take the 10 piece sex please.” Them: “Did you want the females or the extra large males today ma’am?” Me: “hmmm let’s go extra large males today.” (Trying to order bugs in bulk)

if you post it they will cum

ia eat ur tuttle

imma eat ur turtle

gimme ur bones plz&thx

It’s wall-to-wall lesbians out there.

merr ctimmas

what the fuck happened with this post

*posts hippo* *gets drunk with wife* *comes back to quadruple digits on hippo* what the fuck

wifey road tripppp

Yall I get to see my family for the holidays for the first time in 6 years tomorrow and I get to bring my soon to be wife with me and I’m actually so so excited

i still brought the sauce

dont forget to hide the pickle

we dont need no water, let that motherfucker burn timmy play your trumpet let the people go berserk

piss yourself

thats not a cat IMPOSTER

be a cat burn prisons to ash

born to raid rocketeers are a fuck kill em all 2025 i am arc woman 271,285,295 dead raiders

fuckin what? dont dm me this shit

i love this woman so fucking much felt down this morning and she makes me my lunch, and right next to the bluey gummies i find a second dingdong and a 9/11 joke my fiancée does what jet fuel cant, and melts my steel heart <3

ok actually being made with godot slightly redeems the lack of an ending even if the ending is hinted at the entire game

been hyper obsessing an incremental game for like a week just beat it theres no end screen

give my girl a follow and hit her up if youre interested in commissions :3

pingus

Soap is funny cuz it literally just makes oil mix with water. It’s the bridge. The great crossover between oils and waters. I choose to live in a unified world. A world of soap.

He plots quietly, awaiting his chance to strike #cats

hey follow @wastelandseraphim.bsky.social i wann see her hit 69 for teh lulz

Fiancée to the left of me Two cats to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle and overheated

They’re frens from the park Frens from the park Come see em after dark cuz they’re frens from the park

this woman has made me more than one meal thats brought tears to my eyes good lord shes amazing

Arc raiders Fiancée and I kill leaper Squad comes to fight us for the loot Gets caught in jolt mines I set and I empty stitcher clip into guy 1’s face Guy 2 kills me and fiancée starts fighting him. Another squad shoots fiancée in the back and kills guy who kills me Takes everything 10/10 gameplay

Hey so LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

hey follow @wastelandseraphim.bsky.social i wann see her hit 69 for teh lulz

santa gave me coal which led to smithing, which led to kik then to skype, skype led to discord which led to d&d and starting a cult, the cult led to a friendship that led to me making a bsky. bsky led to me moving to this city, which led to me meeting my wife so in a way, santa gave me head

Punks not dead just fucking hungover #music #poppunk #punk #jimjonesdrinkstop #soloartist #bedroommusic

now errybody NYAAAAAAA :3

can i get an owo

can i get a uwu

yo look my fiancée plays gaems www.youtube.com/live/I53mebT...

yo look my fiancée plays gaems www.youtube.com/live/I53mebT...

accounts mostly back to standard jus gotta fix my domain next week c.c