gen z retail employees don't even greet you they just stare at you in complete and utter fear. if a customer came into my store and i didn't immediately greet them i would be literally beaten within an inch of my life

me: hi! how are you : ) today! patient calling to book an eye exam: KILL YOURSELF FATSO!!!!!

forcing alex to play majora's mask and he watches the mask transformation scenes every time

put on too much of a new perfume today and had a headache for my entire shift but then a customer walked in and said "wow you smell divine!"

MGS4 IS BACK

when i pick up the phone at work and say my little spiel that i'm forced at gunpoint to say and the person on the other end says "WHAT?"

had a truck going 100 in front of me in the fast lane on the highway on my way to work. i kept thinking "you cant be going 100 in the fast lane white baby" over and over again

i just saw this skin and literally screamed at the top of my lungs like i saw michael jackson resurrect before my eyes

just remembered when i first got my majora's mask tattoo and i went to get my nails done. i rolled up my sleeve and the nail tech saw it and pointed at it and yelled "OH!!!! BEN DROWNED!!!!!"

when youre in a being little and awesome competition and lady gagita shows up

the most fucked up, evil, narcissistic milennial girlboss you know ran a shitty blog where they just posted about how awesome and funny they were constantly

Paper Mario partners

when i hear this at work i get so mad that i want to start taking the glasses off the shelves and eating them one

i'm listening to the paper kingdom leak and crying. i really think this could have been mcr's best album of all time and it breaks my heart that they scrapped this. seriously incredible work

touch tank

when my back is in so much pain i'm about to faint at work and then benson boone comes on the radio

cat statuettes studies (part 2) #art

i just had a dream that i was in an internet relationship with Caseoh

Castlevania 64

jinjo’s bizarre adventure

remember when i was on wellbutrin and my body was boiling to death from the inside out and i never knew a moment of peace? what the fuck

almost cried at work today because dealing with insurance is like willingly subjecting yourself to torture every single day

If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund

the eczema around my eyes when i start crying

Illustration of Terra Branford by Yasuhiro Nishikawa.

HOLY SHIT today's wordle was my first guess word!!!!!

For me, I've found donating to organizations and mutual aid groups or to people who just need some extra money to get by is a real sanity-saver in these times of feeling helpless but full of rage.

hate it here

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic

A little treat for myself ❤️🌱 (to just draw whatever comes to mind) #FFXIV #FFXIVart #Korpokkur

what if you woke up tomorrow and you thought therefore you was

worked a 7 hour shift today and didn't have a single customer...................

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Monolith Castle #pixelart

Ruby-Doo is the mother of Scrappy-Doo, the only daughter of Mumsy and Dada-Doo, and the younger sister of Scooby-Doo.

it's interesting how my body knows something is off before my brain does. slept for about 24 hours (not normal lately cause i'm employed but last year it was) and then when i woke up i realized it was my late brother's birthday.

セーラームーン🌙

White goddess

old zidagger art

My temple is calling for its Glitzabella Bartuny.

Beautiful Risings Glitzabella Bartuny.