this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

pickle me and pickle you, i rick a ricky ricky doo

actually kind of feel like i am losing my mind

i can't stop thinking about this post

this warrior cats book review on goodreads has me in shambles

fuck this is fucking awesome

i freaking love this dress!!!

just remembered that i have huge breasts

i freaking love my draenei hunter so much!!!!!!!

and i read about the afterlife but i never really lived more than hour

i fucking hate yosuke from persona 4 so much. like more than i ever hated sephiroth. i'm sorry if this breaks your fragile mind but this is my TRUTH. this is who i AM.

my genuine reaction when there were nights of endless pleasure and it was more than all your laws allowed

it's so awesome. to. have. friends.

i'm an obese animal

だめだね だめよ だめなのよ あんたが 好きで好きすぎて どれだけ 強いお酒でも 歪まない思い出が 馬鹿みたい ほんまに ロクな男やない 揃いの指輪 はずします ざまあみろ せいせいするわ なんなのよ この涙 馬鹿みたい

Getting your dick sucked by a fat opera singing ghost with big boobs >

there was an elderly man going 60 kmh on the highway on my way to work this morning

i'm trying i'm trying to let you know how much you mean as days fade and nights grow and we go cold but this time we'll show them we'll show them all how much we mean as snow falls on desert sky until the end of every... all we are all we are, is bullets i mean this...

celine has taken so much from me these past few days but i am more than willing to give her what she needs. she has been through so much its only right that we help her

We had too much fun with Celine for two days in a row and now I'm having a fever. The symptoms of allowing Celine Dion into your home is not for the weak but it is a just and necessary suffering. She drove all night just to get to you, and my sickness is nothing in comparison, is that alright?

THERE WERE NIGHTS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE! IT WAS MORE THAN ALL YOUR LAWS ALLOW! BABY BABY BABY WHEN YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THIS! AND WHEN YOU HOLD ME LIKE THAT! IT WAS GONE WITH THE WIND BUT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME!

been having too much fun these past few days now i need to sleep for 48 hours

We were not allowed proximity to each other or this life would have been different. Sisters and celiners for eternity okay mama okay hunny yup and I'm gay

DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR FAITH! LOVE COMES TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IT! AND THAT'S! THE WAY IT IS!

DON'T WALK AWAY!!! CAUSE IF YOU STAY!! I WOULD EITHER WAIT ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR UNTIL MY HEART EXPLODES!!!!

rips my arms off and starts beating myself to death wit them whenever this fucking song come on!

my 2 favourite songs in the world came on one after the other and i screamed at the top of my lungs in delight as if i wasn't the one who made the fucking playlist

that's seriously my sister. life without her is no life at all.

its celine dion, shes here and she drove all night to be here with us.

just had the time of my life

this made me laugh with my tongue out

im so light headed from laughing

help her

put on one of my playlists while driving to work and breaking the habit by linkin park came on twice in a row..... i let it play twice

SOH CAH TOA OR HAWK TUAH ? ❤️

it's snowing and the snow is fucking sticking to the ground. it's april 6th

banjo from kazooie had sex and has sex... definitely this one i feel is true... it has to be true.......

but some pokemon and some digimon do not have SEX. so please be advised! i'm tired of carrying this burden alone.

gundams fuck and love to have SEX. its a fact of life... everyone who grew up watching anime knows it. #Facts

if you want to FUCK gundams you are seriously awesome. and i mean it.

quintessence of bethenny grape