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Hazy and Featureless - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8m6WaN

i evacuate a huge president every morning

Whew! We made it through another week. Have a nice weekend, folks! You’ve earned it.

a take I don't have a lot of stance in but still think is worth posting is that I really don't think the current techno-feudalism surveillance ai stuff is going to pan out the way the vampire chuds pushing for it think it will

photo carousel is good overall, but it is truncating some stuff weirdly which is not good overall

Farts to invest up to $40bn in Butts

Am I just old? Not one draft pick has kissed the commissioner on the lips tonight. There’s “playing it cool” and there’s being disrespectful. Look like you care.

A friend of mine worked on this game as a lead producer and he's very proud of it. You make clay pots and stuff and then fight. Good concept, gonna try it out later youtu.be/5y4Le4sMtMk?...

Somehow, of all the things, the fact that he made "sleepy joe" a thing and then goes ahead and actually falls asleep mid-meeting ranks for me as one of the most things of all of them

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

#birdbot

I'm reminded of something Matt Sitman said long ago on the Know Your Enemy podcast...on the US right, nothing ever is just what it is. The layers of absurd fabulism are not a bug, but a feature of US conservative political culture, and it's long been that way. www.wired.com/story/maga-i...

Sitting down to enjoy some Dodgers Baseball

kinda funny that even he's tired of his shit these days

Never, ever, ever, ever vote for a Republican for any office.

when you say you like something on the bluesky website

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

"I love being a DoorDash Grandma. I love Donald Trump, I bring him McDonald's. I use my own car. I never want to retire. I'm glad Donald Trump is making sure Grandmas like me will have to DoorDash forever. I'm DoorDash Grandma!" - DoorDash Grandma

Art by Rodney Matthews ‘The Rainbow Room’ (1993)

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

Politically homeless? Hope you're sitting down,

Every day we stray further from the golden path

“Perhaps you’d care to take this to my studio loft? I have a collection of highly erotic lithographs.”

Hasui Kawase - Night Sea 1930

Grotesqueries aside. A bit disappointed that he looks more or less physically fine in this clip. Vacant stare and wobbly gait but old boy's probably gonna be sputtering along a while longer yet

slay the spire 2 is bustin my chops man

Pending dudes rock moment, being deliberated on in the committee

napkin are beings who reside in slumberland

max muncy my goodness

baseball is the best sport to yell "yeah buddy!" at your tv to