Roses are red All roads lead to gak

apple's junk mail filter is such ass, what do you mean you can't assume random mash of letters at gmail is probably junk?

the arc of my day is long but it bends towards baseball

donold trum has exploded

Every Gen X guy rushing to DC to get some of that

Anyway, watched RHCP doc and also EWF doc and George Clinton is a pivotal figure in both bands breaking through. Funk is more powerful than gravity

iphones definitely fuck with keyboard right? even with autocorrect off, there's just no way

this is me to my followers and mutuals

I for one think this is what the president should look like

Cool new @artofcoop.bsky.social prints!

i don't expect there's an afterlife but if there is i hope it's isometric

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

I can appreciate stuff like this but I think palace intrigue theorizing is also a not insignificant source of their power. It builds them up to be more than they are, even from a critical perspective. It's enough to just say they are stupid assholes who suck. Doesn't need be a whole thing imo

I dont care enough to verify but in my memory all the ewoks are wearing jeans and jean jackets

This is definitely one of the most become joker things about it all to me. Fair to say Model 3/Y are competent enough vehicles and the charging network is great. But everything since Musk actually got more involved directly has been bullshit hucksterism and yet!

This is so sad. Her performance of Chihiro is incredible. Rest in Peace

Aside from looking and sounding especially bad recently, his rhetoric is also collapsing and he's just flitting away with whatever minimum viable whinging he's got left

Aaron come on man i'm eating $5 sushi from Sprouts

Elderly Man Uses Library To Print Out Pornography

the arc of my day is long but it bends towards baseball

It’s my favorite person @kiefonilsson.com’s birthday! I love him! 🩷💚

Happy Birthday to my dad youtu.be/gEcMzIIm_kM?...

walked my dog by the karate place across the street and the ufc fight was playing on a projector, it was just light enough inside to see only one guy there watching it and as I passed by he approached the door and locked it

don't forget Toad

god if you're up there and feeling like a good old fashioned smiting...

Never should have stopped calling these people weird

I'm a southern californian in every meaningful sense but i was born in new york so i'm a real new yorker eyy etc

sports moments on this app are a stark reminder of how utterly deranged content recommendation algorithms are on every other app

Brooklyn. 🏀 (via Paul Williams) 💕

It's like I'm always saying, the New York Knickerbockers

love to do between zero and three things on a given day

Someone get A24 on the line immediately

The piss tank on the ISS is now 68% full.

this really is what it's all about

7th inning should be when they bring out the multi-ball

Holy cow! This may be the weather photo of the year. Double rainbow, orange sky over Nationals Park Friday evening. Absolutely amazing capture by Alex Warofka.

portfolio update: coop666.myportfolio.com

Modern game dev cycle is absurd. When we were kids you got a new Final Fantasy almost every year until college. Now you leave childhood entirely between each installment. Pretty much lost the plot entirely

eln murnsk has exploded

Blessed image

If I had a billion dollars I would never use the internet again for any reason whatsoever are you kidding me?

Okay, folks: The big El Niño update is now out on Weather West! This sure looks like it's going to be a dramatic year from a global climate perspective, and there are major implications for extreme events (across California, the U.S. West, & well beyond).