ok buddy first of all I’m 38 and a HALF

Through a trellis hung with holsters, Dr. Lecter watched the flickering video that held Donnie Barber's attention. It was a video about hunting Grass Type pokemon with bow and arrow. Apparently someone off camera was hazing a stantler along a fence through a wooded lot. The hunter drew his bow.

darkest possibility actually is USDA, I don't know how much the lore of the games ever gets into Pokémeat but many of them do seem to toe the thin regulatory line between "wildlife" and "livestock"

A friend who grew up in the punk scene confirmed to me that Nazis can’t help outing themselves and you gotta turf them out right away or they bring friends next time and it really feels like we gotta learn to do that with every aspect of society.

my spouse and i make up phone games for dogs. 4instance there's FriendFinder, a game about finding friends in your neighborhood. you pick a dog pheno/sociotype. has stats, strengths, powers (DnD 4e framework @annihilator.family @ferrinus.bsky.social comment?). you find friends. other dogs, humans

send 1time code to burner mail to reactivate international paygo sim to answer challenge Q to receive 2FA to access legacy overseas dot edu connected to old overseas ecommerce platform acct so i can click verification link and buy box of fancy pencils from Fussy German Art Supply Dot Fuck You Dot DE

The other year we found and scanned the best bits of a graph paper catalogue from 1958. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/g...

Check out this new footage of the Kankakee, IL tornado from yesterday! Come for the blitzing funnel moving at lightning speeds, stay for the insane hailstorm raining into the Kankakee River! 🎥: Matt and Patricia Olzewski #severewx #wxsky

i asked MechaMacArthur to determine the greatest general of WWII based on seven objective criteria and you won't believe the unexpected answer. let's talk about the results 🧵👇

i'm excited to check out the author's latest, The Pierogi Problem, which will definitely help me promote familial harmony at our culturally significant, seasonally religious, ritual doughnut frying event

Picked up this by @fparasecoli.bsky.social at a lefty bookshop in Copenhagen last week and gosh this framework is so damn relevant for understanding to the kind of fascist nutrition revisionism we’re seeing propagated under MAHA (beef tallow, raw milk, protein supplements, etc.)

malacca: i think we should go over there and say hi dover: yeah, just let em know they're not the only one who shuts down sometimes dardanelles: bring something to eat, hang out SKAG AND KAT IN CHORUS: AT LEAST HE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO FUCK-ING SWE-DEN

"oh, the year was 1778,"

holy moly the IKK storm

i think a lot of our mutuals are way too negative on running things via coordinated group chat. proven record of divvying up critical thanksgiving potluck tasks to avoid janet's "siege of leningrad" casserole. invaluable for bullying content creators into smashing open dental x-ray machine.

all 5000 dudes in USA named thaddeus rounded up and shipped to persian gulf

Devils Lake (ND) flooding occurs because there are no natural outlets to the lake until it reaches an elevation of 1458 ft. Back in 1993, it was ~1422 ft. At that elevation it covers ~69 sq. miles. Today, the lake surface is at 1449 ft, and it covers 213 sq. miles. ND is flat.

Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so let us all take a moment to remember both Mario and his brother Luigi. They deserved better than this...

sending the people i interact with an uninvited sixer of bagels but i roll d20 on the bagel and the schmear

John Day children's story surprise ending

any of chicago crew been past the new Publican Quality Ambulatory Surgery Center or Publican Quality Windows and Doors?

did the weird manosphere influencers ever get into hyping the tormentous hydrotherapy shower cylinders with a dozen nozzles that ass blast the bather with freezing water, to improve their Vigour

Husband woke me asking, 'The movies say Smaug as in "hour"; was little me wrong to think the dragon Smaug was pronounced "smawg", as in "naughty"?' I looked it up and ... well, the answer is not just philology. It's incredibly good storytelling. 1/4

On my evening bird walk, minding my own business. This male quail decided I didn't belong out there, came charging at me out of a bush. I didn't have a lot of time to react, so I put my foot up and it jumped up and latched onto my flip flop. He realized pretty quick he wasn't inflicting the damage 🪶

a lot of people have concerns about the bluesky algorithm and climate that are spoken to by how there is none, you are literally seeing what the people you follow are saying, talk to people, have conversations, stop treating life like a fucking branding exercise and be a person once before you die

@tuyere.bsky.social @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online how long until we're old enough to show up with bifocals, dividers, pleather scale cases, map wheel, six kinds of mechanical pencil etc. and pretend we don't know how to touch Computer

there's the real brita filter we wash once a week, and then there's the brita "filter" with a cartridge i cut open & replaced the charcoal with an old sock. we use that one as a growth medium for s. marcescens. choose wisely

idk if ryan grim is also a wwii buff, memorabilia enthusiast, one of those guys who can sort out panzer variants faster than a red army anti-tank gunner, but turns brick stupid when it comes to symbolism & iconography. anyway this poster is for sale from a swiss ad art atelier

not the 'bolting awake realizing you transposed digits on ideal number of pitons per platoon of mountain troops' then kitbashing it into a space survival horror shortform for amazing stories circa 1955 type operations research scifi nightmare, to be clear

"Guilt, enforcement, and a sense of obligation of amateurs" is a perfect way to describe how most cities approach snow removal from sidewalks. And the enforcement is slow and light.

Mystery Solved! Turns out it is "Webinar.tv" whose disgusting and unethical business model is: register for a zoom call under a fake name and email address, record it without consent and put it on a public website with genAI summary and everyone's names and faces and then charge for access. WTAF.

reminder to self

thorough recounting of the liberation and rebuilding of the Shire; little attention in the appendices to the massive halfling twee/cozy culinary offensive which daunted the latter part of aragorn ii elessar's reign. planned in Bag End, Operation Bag Ration changed middle earth's food culture forever

new operational_research dot png just dropped

the YA property with the most direct-to-cyberpunk potential and featuring a cybernetically enhanced femme murder-bodyguard is encylopedia brown (the brown & kimball sagas) and neuromancer already proved the formula

pete "left the cast iron in soapy water overniht and forgot the filter for the gravity purification system" hegseth

wet bag of noodles bargain-bin jrotc commandant cannot comprehend compentently handling the leadership challenges of co-educational youth outdoor adventure

After 3 months of squeezing, jacking, sawing, splicing and plenty of replacement, Jones & Fraser had the trusses close enough to transfer the weight of the roof back to where it was originally intended. 🎥 Time-lapse of the roof being brought back into shape

@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social pretzlcóatl

KEXP is just incredible

Just jumping in to say that KEXP rules.

It’s sad that you have to be part of a well-paid, inaccessible elite to get into parliament, but I suppose we have to get used to being ruled by plumbers.

i don't know what to do you all, i sank my savings into a modern relaxation experience SPA Mystic Rhode Island brought to you by Steve Kramer and literally no-one will return my calls. if you have any ideas what i'm doing wrong, hit me up at SPAMR—

Being a left-leaning TERF is the ultimate canary in the coal mine

h/t @colinmacpherson.bsky.social

show up for the feud among prominent mainstay IL republicans who are also the owner-officers of regionally significant redi-mix company. stick around for their delusional plans for a bizarre subterranean quarry

wired article about the fisker ocean is interesting, and the author IMO makes good framing choices in emphasizing the positive experiences and achievements of the Unfuck Your Car Club while not hiding the huge advantages / relatively sympathetic relations they start with, or the challenges and costs

hi-poly textures? lifelike breast physics? you bolt awake. you are in what will be known as the ardèche. it is 30kya. you exit the cave and extinguish your pine torch. the bison, the deer? the joy of love? we will celebrate these in word and song. our memories will die with us. to draw is a mistake.