ah, so its all just terminal high school debate kid brain.

"Play to win... you never lose... when 7UP is the one you choose..." 🎶 When 7UP met Pac-Man in '82 in their own little music video of a TV commercial. #VideoBytes

Green Bay vs. Dallas is one of those matchups that goes insanely hard if you live nowhere near an NFL stadium and picked your team by bandwagoning whoever was on the TV a lot as a kid

I see Bluesky has brought over the “Haha me get funny warning button” game we used to play on Twitter ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

INTERVIEWER: As you know, we are a nation beset by myriad horrors. What are you doing to fight back? SCHUMER: I have been reaching out to the horrors, many of which are friends, in hopes of working together on this for all Americans. You demand we descend into hell? Well ok, but let's do it right.

The entire history of the right wing in this country is about an insecure minority trying to subjugate a majority that disagrees with them. It's the reason they hate democracy. Draw a line from antebellum Southerners to today's billionaires. They own everything but they pretend they're under siege

Maybe we should stop letting cis conservative men have guns for a while until we figure out what's going on

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

This is the first regular season without a no-hitter since there were none in 2005

I went down to the Arse Piss Cock 69 arcade and everyone wants to know when you're coming back to your shift.

stone. cold. and we love to see it.

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

...he's posting the stuff they're trying to confuse and brainwash him with lol. What a time to be alive

Jeb Bush: please

There’s really only one sensible choice for New York City’s next mayor

be nice to him guys. hes probably upset that he had to drop out of the race. eric sadams :'(

If you see me delete and repost a post to fix a typo

You truly have no idea what precedes this query

came out of lawrence of arabia just in time to watch a bunch of mets fans staring sadly off into the distance like lawrence at the end of lawrence of arabia

[on cable news with the ruins of Alderaan behind him] HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Palpatine said he would lower healthcare costs.

Damn I sure hope folks aren't coming to ChatGPT with their liberation questions & their activism. Having a convo with the po po right on the other end.

The Baltimore Orioles’ lineup

happy game 162 and final quad box day of the year to those who celebrate

Bye-bye Mayor Cop, a piece of shit loser who sacrificed your neighbors to ICE so he could spare himself the prison term he deserves. He leaves behind a legacy of closed libraries, escalating unaffordability, off-the-charts police corruption. An oleaginous creep only liberal pundits could respect.

Hakeem Jeffries still refuses to endorse the Democratic Nominee for NYC mayor but has plenty of praise for Eric Adams who, left the party, openly supports Trump, & cut a deal with Trump to disappear the DOJ’s bribery & corruption charges against him. Can’t imagine why the Dem Party has 26% approval🤔

The chyron operators are deadlier posters than you might think

Something I thought was interesting here is that Klein explicitly adopts the conservative frame that you should be coy about your beliefs in order to avoid alienating people whose ideas are unpalatable to you so that you can use their allyship to further your goals.

Eric Adams timing his dropping out for the absolute least impact is honestly beast mode, he deserves whatever his bribe is

Every time you say “we should improve transit infrastructure somewhat” you get people like this arguing as if we’re taking their cars away by force.

This is the future the fascists and neoliberals are trying to kill, a free future for all humans not just the wealthy few. The genocide of Palestinians was always a doorway into the abyss of worldwide totalitarian fascism and many of the world’s leaders fell into that abyss. It’s on us all now.

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

This is the secret the Trump regime tried so hard to keep about the Dallas ICE shooting The names of the dead and wounded Jose Andres Bordones-Molina Miguel Ángel García-Hernandez Norlan Guzman-Fuentes Fight Trump's dehumanization. Say their names. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/dall...

I know we’re all dunking on him for the cheap-ass wig, but the sad part is this is easily the most humanizing thing he’s done in years

oh this video rules it's literally perfect

Trump posting an AI video of himself promising something that doesn’t exist should get the full failing Biden front page treatment but we know it won’t.

pitchfork sunday review gives a much deserved 9.1 to op ivy's energy and that's awesome but you have to read this to the end pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

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I think this is old news. The question now is, did they do it *by accident*, and I’m not certain the answer is No.

What also baffles me is that Democratic Party is ~30 points underwater in favorability & Zohran Mamdani is ~16 points above water in favorability. The Dem Party establishment, who is responsible for the abysmal rating, is too arrogant to support the guy ~50 points ahead of them. Incredible.

When this blows it is going to reshape the entire course of history and our job is to be the tide that sweeps away fascism and replaces it with socialism Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Imagine living in a country as diverse as this one and hating it. Weird stuff.

somebody's granddaddy came back 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.

ASTROS ELIMINATED (FOR REAL THIS TIME)