I’m always saying this.

Ban all sports betting sites. Let people gamble privately but all these apps and sites are way out of control. Some things really do need to be banned and we have to stop letting capitalism tell us that everything ruining humanity should be legal because it makes money. That's wrong

so sick of Hollywood ruining the past. if you look at ACTUAL contemporary art of The Odyssey, you would know that ALL of the characters should be orange and they should have their dicks out

Who up jackin their Meyer Shank

Every sign tells a story.

notably this is shared in the same form by the conservative-adjacent motivational/business speaker circuit — presenting outright false or wildly distorted anecdotes to make whatever point you're making.

anytime i hear about how dems didn't actually have enough votes during obama's start bc of blue dogs, i just go "okay, let's take that as a given. what was the party's plan to, over time, get those votes or replace those guys?" and it was "nothing" or "we actually will support these guys forever"

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

The most vocally defended burger right is to be stupid instead of dignity and that what we must change. People must want liberation greater than they do the illusions of security and the small temporary victories of ego and meaningless comforts of bad television and shitty celebrity culture

(in the style of an internet ad) STING RAY ROBB FANS IN YOUR AREA. THEIR HUSBAND JUST DIED AND THEY ARE LACKING INHIBITIONS.

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

CAIO COLLET FASTEST FOYT CAR

From 1913:

Well, it happened. A client disregarded my advice about using generative AI and guess what? It gave them bad advice AND the judge ruled that by using it, Client waived confidentiality and ordered us to turn a bunch of private stuff over. STOP USING GENERATIVE AI FOR LEGAL THINGS. I BEG YOU.

Sting Ray Robb took advantage of no Bump Day to schedule himself for an unprecedented worst-to-first run at the 500

“Sorry that was a disaster” -Sting Ray Robb

tired: crack baby wired: meth lab chihuahua puppy

idk if anyone even remembers this these days but the internet used to clown on "nice guys" not cuz it was cringe to be nice but because self-described "nice guys" were actually weird and mean

Most important thread of 2026 just dropped

Graham Rahal, Louis Foster and Mick Schumacher are all going to end up in the bottom five, then Takuma Sato is going to jump into the exact same car and somehow make a miracle happen. Count on it. #Indy500

We're reaching the point that before you buy something you're going to have to email the company and ask if they've connected their finances to ChatGPT, and even then they might just lie to you. OpenAI has without a doubt been the fastest I've ever seen a company prove itself a global net negative.

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

I’m firmly in favor of each and every one of these guys coming face to face with the public and realizing in real time that they’re unlikable, antisocial goons

Indy 500 qualifying is Graham Rahal father

Please boost this for me I’m publishing free journalism tomorrow-ish about the FBI I have several interviews with other artists publishing next week and the week after All my work is free and i am struggling and don’t have income

Provisional Indy 500 polesitter Scott Dixon has posted a speed over 230 miles an hour faster than anyone else in the field

another Softball Is The Best moment: fordham, already eliminated, caught a vibe in the stands at the UW-USF game last night, and the USF joined them

Reese Witherspoon is the greatest method actor of all time.

Yeah this is pretty much just Aaron manufacturing a reason to go after people who don't like him

Me when the karaoke is off YouTube so I can do Hatebreed

“erm you can’t just criticize me for using AI; it’s a tool” buddy fucking watch me. you have no idea how broad i can get. the sheer array of sweeping judgment at my disposal is staggering. i can, and will, generalize about you in terms that will make your head spin

Imagine how much stupid dog shit Seth Rogen has seen. He knows what he's talking about here

Little league home run for Shohei Ohtani at his old home stadium in Anaheim

This is actually a bad spot to find some ingredients.

Re:Chain of Memories is a suckass game to play and it’s perfectly okay to just watch it as a movie on YouTube

Soccer has really made it in the United States if we’re showing the USL Championship at the bar

I love how Clavicular just keeps getting publicly owned by conventionally handsome, well-adjusted men. It's so good lmao.

Being a man isn’t about the size of your muscles or the size of your paycheck. It’s about the size of the biggest piss you’ve ever taken into the piss troughs at the Oakland Coliseum

Predator Neil Gaiman trying to make a soft comeback on social media to boost his book sales by appealing to the fans who are desperate for him to be innocent. Don't give him an inch. He's trying to be a clever, sneaky bastard. Show him we don't forget.

The boys can not enter the same town twice, for it is not the same town and they are not the same boys.

The average American voter obviously has complex (confused) and heterogenous (crazy) views, but if you added them all up they would even out to about center-left. The issue is that none of that matters, because the people who call the shots have moved from 'fiscal conservative' to full on right

In like, five years I am going to be reading somebody's book called How Bed-Stuy Became White 😞

Drake: *breathes* OVHoes:

Seth Rogen reacts to AI slop videos on social media "Every time I see a video online that says 'Hollywood is cooked' ... what follows is the most stupid dogshit I've ever seen" "If your instinct is to use AI and not go through the process ... you're not writer" (via Brut America)

the argument that disabled people need AI is so vulgarly laughable. it is TECH that needs US so they can grasp at a limp excuse to justify their horrors; they do not care about us. if they did, our lives would be made better by their exemplified altruism. red herring horseshit