Nevermind all the shit I've ever said about MtG. 1000 million gorillion dollars to Wizards of the Coast.

The trouble with Austrian Economics is that eventually you run out of other people's money

whoa

Can you imagine how stupid we'd all look if the rapture really did happen though

One gripe I have with Subnautica is how all the biomes clearly have names but those names do not appear in the game

there's no greater violence you can do to a woman than putting on like some scorcese movie and being like no you gotta see this part and rewinding bits when she's stopped paying attention

non zero chance trump, who is very obviously stuck mentally in the late 70s/early 80s, thinks tylenol is still being poisoned by some killer

I was only barely paying attention to this before but now I'm actually getting into it, why the hell is Trump trashing Tylenol lol

Tangentially related, but I've always sorta wondered (as long as I've known this song) why we have a prison in America called Angola, and I just learned it was because it was built on what was formerly "Angola Plantation", so named for all the slaves from Angola it had.

brother www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPb...

Watching half the population of America actively undergo religious psychosis then seeing news that’s just “china now makes it mandatory for all apartment buildings to have big spacious beautiful balconies”

Something wrong I hold my head CK gone Our wigga dead

Let's pick up and creampie Married Women ! Highlights 5

*prophet sweating* gettin another revelation that's telling me pacific time

🎯🎯🎯

Eminem created alter egos for himself because he wishes he had more Eminems around to shout the last word of each line for emphasis

Eminem wishes he could rap like the Beastie Boys

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Why are there so many Spider mans

I've gone from Ben Shapiro did it to Candace Owens did it, and now I'm like 99% sure Erika Kirk did it.

Learning about the base playable races in 5.5e.

Why does every D&D guy hate psionics lol

Subnautica kicks ass, glad I picked it up again

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

BUT AT WHAT COST

Well statistically it was bound to happen at some point. 97 minutes into the game feels pretty late for for much they controlled the ball

England pro sports team be called. West Ham United. This is not even a joke! West Ham!

They have retained possession of the ball for what feels like 50 straight minutes and have not been able to convert. At least once I saw like two minutes of Arsenal players advancing backwards with the ball.

Just remembered Nick Fuentes used to live in Berwyn, IL. If he ever went to a SHIMMER show he wouldn't be like that

Watching soccer with my cousins. Arsenal fucking sucks dick lol

Wait Timeless Toni isn't champ anymore? Maybe the women's division will be good now?!

Coffee shops are the heart of darkness for republicans. All their horror stories take place inside them. They have taken the place of the forest in middle American gothic.

England really is the worst country in history they done fucked up NEWGROUNDS in TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE

When you click to watch a film on Netflix this little man has to put in the VHS tape to start playing it for you

My generation has failed to keep the flame of software piracy alive and as a result those younger than us have no idea how not to spend $12+/month x6 to watch all their shows

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Got someone in my mentions on X, the Everything App saying American Denazification already happened and it was called McCarthyism.

Day7 Yz Ōnosato 5-1 (L) M3 Gōnoyama 0-6 (R) A kinboshi from an 0-6 man would be so cool, but I won’t hold my breath. #akibasho2025

Holy shit

Might do my bi-decadely screen name change. "Squidtone" is really tickling me and it has the benefit of not being a reference to something stupid like the one I've used all my life (Magic: the Gathering, fighting games, vtubers)

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I bet Zack Wentz can't fight

Pictured: that D4vd guy before, during, and after kidnapping, raping, and murdering that 13 year old girl

Místico saves Mexico and his mask #CMLL #92AniversarioCMLL

Wait hold up are they allowed to run the razor in CMLL now ⁉️