dan mentos
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why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here
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upsetting to see pro-AI propaganda targeting kids
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tinybaby
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if iran wins again this time does it count as winning another war or is it the same war
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 1 year ago
If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there
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crazy that the fourth of july and independence day fall on the same day this year
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*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation
7 months ago
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker
7 days ago
I Bought This After Elon Called That Diver A Paedo But Before He Did The Nazi Salute At The Inauguration
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weeder
8 days ago
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
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After the worldwide success of "Cat's in the Cradle", Harry Chapin's follow-up single "Baby's in the Litter Box" fell flat with critics and audiences alike
about 2 years ago
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FROVO
about 3 years ago
STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch ME: the fewtch? STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
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interviewer: do you have any questions about the job me: does the lighthouse have a bidet
10 days ago
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sad to report that daniel tiger has been shot and killed by a zookeeper after a toddler fell into his enclosure. more to follow as the story develops
11 days ago
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Bill Corbett
11 days ago
Please join me in supporting this Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers! Just like in Chicago, the DOJ is trying to make examples of people who LEGALLY resisted this administration’s reign of terror. (See their story.) Let’s fight back!!
chuffed.org/project/1865...
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Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers
On the morning of June 16th 2026 fifteen anti-ICE organizers were indicted on federal conspiracy charges in Minnesota, 12 of whom were arrested in aggressive raids across the Twin Cities. This fundrai...
https://chuffed.org/project/186570-minnesota-15-legal-defense-fund?utm_campaign=success&utm_id=019ed55c-f02f-76b3-8c1e-f408873133cc&utm_medium=bluesky&utm_source=chuffedreferral
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not a big sports guy but if I understand correctly the new york knicks just won the world cup
15 days ago
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to celebrate the knicks win I’m heading down to my local bodega for a “new york” style hotdog with extra ketchup
15 days ago
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now is the perfect time to head down to the parking lot to beat traffic
15 days ago
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@buckyisotope.bsky.social
I just keyed your mercedes
16 days ago
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I can count on one hand the number times I’ve swam in the reflecting pool… It’s 14
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
17 days ago
Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn
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guy who's really into scaffolding logging on to bluesky for the first time tonight: holy shit
16 days ago
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oh you like frank zappa? name 62 of his albums
16 days ago
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can't believe these gen z kids are freaking out over the backrooms, a horror movie about hallways. gen x kids were built different. we had bands like metallica, who sang songs about about puppets and bedtime
19 days ago
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if red rain was pouring down all over me I would simply go inside
20 days ago
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a jerry maguire reboot but they’re just texting “show me the money” to each other
20 days ago
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21 days ago
Barron saw the players throwing the basketball around and freaked out that his dad was beheaded by Kathy Griffin again. Due to the ball's distinct color. Of being orange, specifically.
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doctor: are you sexually active? me: no- wait did you say active or attractive? doctor: active me: also no
21 days ago
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ceej
24 days ago
Am I “unc?” I don’t know, is it “unc” to relish a sunset? Is it “unc” to see the world renewed in the peal of a child’s laughter? To stand still in the ebb of a river of time and grin at the rushing parr with the wisdom of eternity? To rhyme a wilting flower with the universe? Is that “unc?”
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not much just flying in literally the world’s largest plane
23 days ago
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me: (opens google) "geddy lee isolated vocals" google: password accepted. welcome to dark web
over 1 year ago
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Tara Shoe
30 days ago
am now advising against this
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airline websites: arrive three hours early for your flight also airline websites: go ahead and book this 27 minute layover with gates in separate terminals you got this
30 days ago
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Ray
about 3 years ago
Can I buy you a drink? "I don't drink." *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12.
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arrived 3 hours early for my flight but did not immediately go to my gate to make sure it exists. well guess what, Gate C32 is fictional and now I’m completely fucked
7 months ago
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Lionel Messy
over 1 year ago
The 26.2 sticker on the back of my car is for how many chicken wings I can eat in a minute
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up to about an hour ago I thought blue origin was dick pills
about 1 month ago
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Just to clear things up, I will NOT be performing at the Freedom 250 concert in DC this summer, nor has anyone implied that I would
about 1 month ago
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
you can learn to make perfect poached eggs directly in water like a gd boss or you can use those stupid fucken poaching cups like a little piss baby no judgment either way
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Hi I'm RFK Jr and I'm at Amoeba Records for What's In My Bag. It's a dead possum
about 1 month ago
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the mirror world is reality and life is the simulacrum
about 1 month ago
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“so what do you do for fun?” I post on a website all day “what kind of stuff do you post” mostly complaining about the website
about 1 month ago
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happy MEMEorial Day everyone! Let’s kick this bad boy off! Reply or quote with your dankest memes 😏
about 1 month ago
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Ygrene
almost 2 years ago
how many mattresses are you all buying this weekend?
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Lionel Messy
almost 3 years ago
My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"
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who’s ready for the long weeknd?
about 3 years ago
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oh great what did books do this time
about 1 month ago
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after two days in his tomb jesus got hungry and ordered BoulderDash
about 1 month ago
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financial planner: what percentage of your net worth is liquid me: (remembering I got gas this morning) I’d say most of it
about 1 month ago
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Tesla's new Full Self Diving mode looks amazing
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about 1 month ago
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well it’s a good thing they’re building them in notoriously chilly phoenix
about 1 month ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 years ago
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint
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