upsetting to see pro-AI propaganda targeting kids

if iran wins again this time does it count as winning another war or is it the same war

If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there

crazy that the fourth of july and independence day fall on the same day this year

*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation

I Bought This After Elon Called That Diver A Paedo But Before He Did The Nazi Salute At The Inauguration

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

After the worldwide success of "Cat's in the Cradle", Harry Chapin's follow-up single "Baby's in the Litter Box" fell flat with critics and audiences alike

STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch ME: the fewtch? STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now

interviewer: do you have any questions about the job me: does the lighthouse have a bidet

sad to report that daniel tiger has been shot and killed by a zookeeper after a toddler fell into his enclosure. more to follow as the story develops

Please join me in supporting this Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers! Just like in Chicago, the DOJ is trying to make examples of people who LEGALLY resisted this administration’s reign of terror. (See their story.) Let’s fight back!! chuffed.org/project/1865...

not a big sports guy but if I understand correctly the new york knicks just won the world cup

to celebrate the knicks win I’m heading down to my local bodega for a “new york” style hotdog with extra ketchup

now is the perfect time to head down to the parking lot to beat traffic

@buckyisotope.bsky.social I just keyed your mercedes

I can count on one hand the number times I’ve swam in the reflecting pool… It’s 14

Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn

guy who's really into scaffolding logging on to bluesky for the first time tonight: holy shit

oh you like frank zappa? name 62 of his albums

can't believe these gen z kids are freaking out over the backrooms, a horror movie about hallways. gen x kids were built different. we had bands like metallica, who sang songs about about puppets and bedtime

if red rain was pouring down all over me I would simply go inside

a jerry maguire reboot but they’re just texting “show me the money” to each other

Barron saw the players throwing the basketball around and freaked out that his dad was beheaded by Kathy Griffin again. Due to the ball's distinct color. Of being orange, specifically.

doctor: are you sexually active? me: no- wait did you say active or attractive? doctor: active me: also no

Am I “unc?” I don’t know, is it “unc” to relish a sunset? Is it “unc” to see the world renewed in the peal of a child’s laughter? To stand still in the ebb of a river of time and grin at the rushing parr with the wisdom of eternity? To rhyme a wilting flower with the universe? Is that “unc?”

not much just flying in literally the world’s largest plane

me: (opens google) "geddy lee isolated vocals" google: password accepted. welcome to dark web

am now advising against this

airline websites: arrive three hours early for your flight also airline websites: go ahead and book this 27 minute layover with gates in separate terminals you got this

Can I buy you a drink? "I don't drink." *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12.

arrived 3 hours early for my flight but did not immediately go to my gate to make sure it exists. well guess what, Gate C32 is fictional and now I’m completely fucked

The 26.2 sticker on the back of my car is for how many chicken wings I can eat in a minute

up to about an hour ago I thought blue origin was dick pills

Just to clear things up, I will NOT be performing at the Freedom 250 concert in DC this summer, nor has anyone implied that I would

you can learn to make perfect poached eggs directly in water like a gd boss or you can use those stupid fucken poaching cups like a little piss baby no judgment either way

Hi I'm RFK Jr and I'm at Amoeba Records for What's In My Bag. It's a dead possum

the mirror world is reality and life is the simulacrum

“so what do you do for fun?” I post on a website all day “what kind of stuff do you post” mostly complaining about the website

happy MEMEorial Day everyone! Let’s kick this bad boy off! Reply or quote with your dankest memes 😏

how many mattresses are you all buying this weekend?

My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"

who’s ready for the long weeknd?

oh great what did books do this time

after two days in his tomb jesus got hungry and ordered BoulderDash

financial planner: what percentage of your net worth is liquid me: (remembering I got gas this morning) I’d say most of it

Tesla's new Full Self Diving mode looks amazing

well it’s a good thing they’re building them in notoriously chilly phoenix

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint