Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
@buckyisotope.bsky.social
📤 20204
📥 320
📝 2081
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Philip Rivers ordering for his family at McDonald’s
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Santa Claus is coming to town and he needs to crash on your couch, just for a few days man, and can he borrow $100
2 days ago
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Did you guys know there’s a game called the game where you lose the game if you think about the game?
2 days ago
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Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon
about 2 years ago
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How the Grinch Stole the Death Star Plans and Gave Them to the Rebellion
about 1 year ago
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Everyone agreed that Tigger was much better behaved since they started giving him Ritalin, but Pooh thought he smelled like death
3 days ago
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DOCTOR: your tests show abnormally high levels of blood sugar, you have life threatening diabetes KOOL AID MAN: oh no
4 days ago
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We regret to inform you that SpongeBob SquarePants has died from an acute case of dysentery. In lieu of flowers his family asks that you burn down a local Arby’s.
4 days ago
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why does this willow tree figurine look like that girl from haunting of hill house
6 days ago
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The average peasant living in the 1600s could not even finish an entire order of Chili’s baby back ribs
7 days ago
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*stares up at sky* Looks like bullshit to me
12 months ago
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WISE MAN #1: I brought gold for the babe WISE MAN #2: frankincense WISE MAN #3: myrrh ME: *pulls out Chili’s gift card* I hate you guys
over 1 year ago
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I shot a man in Reno for not wishing me a Happy Honda Days
9 days ago
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MY WIFE: this isn’t going to work ME: *trying to karate chop down a pine tree* do not disgrace our dojo on Christmas
9 days ago
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If the Beatles had spelled their name the Beetles they would’ve had a better shot at success, lost opportunity imho
10 days ago
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dude looks like he's wearing a slipknot mask
10 days ago
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Actually Frankenstein was the doctor, you’re thinking of Frankenstein’s monster truck
7 months ago
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Life Expert
12 days ago
Workshop this one. All the funny parts are there.
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DOCTOR: congratulations it’s a baby- ME: giraffe? DOCTOR: what? No. It’s a boy. A human boy. ME: *looks at wife* you lied to me
12 days ago
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What’s your angle? I ask the protractor. He’s being obtuse. I’m having acute paranoia. This can’t be right.
13 days ago
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
14 days ago
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“You ever dropped acid?” *flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson* No
14 days ago
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It was me. I sank the Edmund Fitzgerald. Sorry.
16 days ago
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Commemorating Pearl Harbor by doing a surprise bombing on a Taco Bell bathroom
16 days ago
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Apologies Your Honor, but I was told committing crimes was cool. Sorry you're a nerd *puts on sunglasses* Bang that hammer all you want man
17 days ago
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RFK JR: you can no longer take that vaccine ME: that sounds bad RFK JR: instead...everyone will wang chung ME: oh maybe it's not so bad RFK JR: but not tonight ME: fuck this shit
17 days ago
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911: 911 what’s your emergency ME: I’m stuck in a Pringles can 911: just relax your hand and pull it out ME: hand?
17 days ago
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ME: [going to Australia] how much to fuck a kangaroo AUSTRALIAN: what? ME: Oh sorry. How much to fuck a kangaroo -mate-
20 days ago
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I’m going to put a Burger King sign up at The Hague to lure Trump in
21 days ago
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Let Pete Hegseth have a little war crime, just as a treat
23 days ago
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Cat in a box
23 days ago
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
24 days ago
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says he feels awful like he's the worst person in the world. Says he wants to die. Doctor looks up and laughs and says at least you're not RFK Jr., that guy sucks. Man begins crying. But doctor he says, I am RFK Jr.
25 days ago
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Least fire album cover ever
26 days ago
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*builds time machine* *travels back to first Thanksgiving* *slaps cranberries out of pilgrim's hand* You're not making this a thing
about 1 year ago
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TURKEY: gobble gobble ME: *being held back by my wife* MY DICK IS NORMAL SIZED YOU MOTHERFUCKER
27 days ago
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FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving MY WIFE: not good FRIEND: what happened? MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
27 days ago
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DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty KOOL AID MAN: *nods* PROSECUTOR: did you do it? KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
28 days ago
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What’s your favorite song about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
11 months ago
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What’s your favorite song about wishing a friend would step back from a ledge?
about 1 month ago
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*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag* Well, there’s your trouble *points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
about 1 month ago
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PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand* ME: I said no autographs
about 1 month ago
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Cookie Monster is just thicc Grover
about 1 month ago
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Take on cheese (Take on cheese) Take brie on (Take on cheese) Camembert And fromage
about 1 month ago
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TRUMP: lets play chess JD VANCE: sure TRUMP: my horse guy flies across the board and hits your king in the face. I win JD VANCE: excellent game, sir
about 1 year ago
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Overpaid CEOs?
about 1 month ago
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DOCTOR: *walks into waiting room* I'm sorry, he didn't make it MY WIFE: What happened? DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
about 1 month ago
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*sees someone eating a piece of 14-grain toast* My bread has 15 grains but no big deal
about 1 month ago
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I'm not sure this is true
about 1 month ago
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MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret GOD: I have a boyfriend
about 1 month ago
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