Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
@buckyisotope.bsky.social
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10 months ago
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BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
about 16 hours ago
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ME: I wish you would stop doing that YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
2 days ago
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ME: I wish you would stop doing that YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
2 days ago
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My father was killed by the monster mash you son of a bitch
over 1 year ago
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Down With the Sickness (Taylor’s Version)
6 days ago
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In America, the day after Halloween is known as “November 1st”
6 days ago
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6 days ago
That’s not funny.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Parents I IMPLORE you to check your children’s candy this Halloween, I just found a knife hidden in a Reese’s miniature peanut butter cup
7 days ago
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KIDS: trick or treat ME: hang on guys I’m still setting up the sushi bar. Who likes eel?
7 days ago
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ME: trick or treat MAGA NEIGHBOR: the trick is you believing in the treats that our government hands out ME: shut the fuck up Gary
7 days ago
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Instead of paying for expensive password management software just send me your passwords and I will tell you what they are when you need them
8 days ago
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Just learned that some Canadians say fuck the dog instead of screwed the pooch and I’m shook
8 days ago
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AggressiveSeasonDenier 🎄
10 days ago
Not your best work. Is everything okay at home right now?
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That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight Eating all the nachos Trying to keep them all from you And I don’t know if I can do it Oh no I ate too much I started throwing up
10 days ago
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Billy this is Donald Trump. He’s a megalomaniacal fascist, racist, misogynist, homophobe with dementia. His weakness is all of that plus he has a small dick.
12 days ago
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My dad was killed in the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow you son of a bitch
13 days ago
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
13 days ago
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GOD: hi, welcome to heaven ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here? [30 seconds later] SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
13 days ago
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*grabs diet coke* *grabs mentos* *grabs duct tape* *grabs cat* *calls Nobel committee* I hope you haven't given away the science thing yet
15 days ago
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JUDGE: order in the court *starts banging gavel* ME: are you going to stop JUDGE: *keeps banging* ME: why not JUDGE: *shows me gavel labeled YOUR MOM* lol
18 days ago
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Thinking about doing some broadcasts today without the express written consent of the National Football League
9 months ago
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Can't believe Trump just turned the White House into a Spirit Halloween
18 days ago
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FRIEND: you see the game yesterday? ME: life is a prolonged period of existential dread abruptly ended by intense pain FRIEND: I like sports
19 days ago
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*robbers burst into bank* EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG *bank manager frowns* What's updog? WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
11 months ago
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Twinkle twinkle little star Your light has traveled very far One thousand years ago you died Everything we know's a lie
23 days ago
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ME: you into Green Day? MY FRIEND WHO IS COLOR BLIND: you mean Red Day?
26 days ago
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SAD FRIEND: *is being sad* ME: have you tried being happy SAD FRIEND: thank you. You have cured my depression ME: you’re welcome
26 days ago
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Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L
26 days ago
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I have busted the ghost that was in your hood and which you were probably scared of and screaming Forgive me busting makes me feel good
27 days ago
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WARDEN: any last words ME: come closer WARDEN: *leans down* yes? ME: *whispering* never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
27 days ago
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Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
11 months ago
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All we need is Earth Bud and Water Bud and the prophecy will come true
27 days ago
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My dad was killed by Chili’s baby back ribs you son of a bitch
28 days ago
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SATANIST #1: we need a lot of blood for this ritual SATANIST #2: yeah but how can we carry it all KOOL AID MAN: why is everybody staring at me
almost 2 years ago
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Is there a Nobel Prize for bad posts? Because I would win that easily.
about 1 month ago
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings…look on my works ye mighty and despair!
about 1 month ago
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Remember you can’t spell Philadelphia Eagles without lol
about 1 month ago
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It’s me, I shut down the government. Sorry not sorry.
about 1 month ago
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Would you rather see Taylor Swift catch a seam route between two NFL safeties or Travis Kelce playing the guitar in a sequined leotard
about 1 month ago
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I get asked this a lot for some reason
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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So there you are talking to your friend Steve and Steve looks over and says “how are things going” and that’s when you realize Steve has been dead for 20 years and the stars are starting to fall out of the sky like black rain
about 1 month ago
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My daughter has destroyed me send help
about 1 month ago
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RECRUITER: *picks up resume* Tell me about your strengths ME: Lying on my resume RECRUITER: Weaknesses? ME: telling people I lie on my resume
about 1 month ago
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May become an account that just posts things like “my pee smells like pumpkin spice”
about 1 month ago
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A senile President and an insane Secretary of "War" is good, right? Right???
about 1 month ago
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Do you think Jesus used hair gel
about 1 month ago
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If you’re looking for a song about smoke on the water, Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple has to be right up there
about 1 month ago
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Take on deez (Take on deez) Take deez on (Take on deez) I’ve been kicked In deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts
about 1 month ago
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I don't know either
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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My dad was killed by Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band you son of a bitch
about 1 month ago
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