for the delivery of “We’ll take a break when the CASE BREAKS, okay?” alone

It’s code for woman with a college degree who won’t let you say slurs or fuck you

I guess the meme needs to get updated

look, if I didn’t want to get booed by tens of thousands of people, I certainly wouldn’t make the already annoying process of entering a sporting event four-times more annoying

This is going through tomorrow night at midnight! Just a ten dollar donation gets you in the sweepstakes! (And even if you don't win, you donated money to help immigrants obtain legal services, which is a win in itself!)

"Working class" in 2026 means a blue haired barista with they/them pronouns, a Asian immigrant nail technician, and an undocumented hotel cleaner. And we are going to keep having the same fights until we let the midcentury illustrator mirage of the white guy in plaid with the lunch pail go.

dude he's playing like Hakeem right now

it is insanely jokerfying being confronted with what these people think of my own mother, a professional-class working mom from the moment of my birth

PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

Do ppl really think ppl’s segregationist views ended once the Civil Rights Act was passed or that those racists have to be shamed into not expressing their racist views When you live and interact in a society, you can’t control ppl’s private thoughts but shame/performance regulates their behavior!

Yes. Furthermore, a lot of people will tell you intention doesn't matter when a well-meaning person causes harm on accident, and then turn right around when an amoral actor goes good all because all of a sudden intention is the whole ball game

It’s time for a Bluesky-exclusive giveaway donation incentive. If you donate to my fundraiser for the National Immigrant Justice Center before Sunday at midnight, you’ll be entered to win a signed copy of @runwithskizzers.bsky.social’s book Payal Mehta’s Romance Revenge Plot! Details below!

the thing that generally unites people still defending Platner is a deep insecurity that they have a job where their hands stay soft

President Deals

It’s time for a Bluesky-exclusive giveaway donation incentive. If you donate to my fundraiser for the National Immigrant Justice Center before Sunday at midnight, you’ll be entered to win a signed copy of @runwithskizzers.bsky.social’s book Payal Mehta’s Romance Revenge Plot! Details below!

at this rate, this fucker is going to negatively polarize me against oysters

WAIT DO PEOPLE NOT HAVE THIS POST COMMITTED TO MEMORY LIKE I DO? - the Jake Christie story

There is some confusion, I think, about the fact that both conservatives and liberals say they oppose sexual abuse; what liberals mean is that parents shouldn't be allowed to rape their children, what conservatives mean is that parents should be allowed to kill their children if they're gay.

Hey folks, this is a great cause and you can force Jake to watch bad movies. Several of my friends are lining up behind 2012's "Foodfight!", which is basically Night at The Museum but with food mascots in a grocery store.

the thing that baffles me about raw milk is the process that makes milk safe doesn’t even involve newfangled, scary chemicals you can’t pronounce! it’s literally just heating it up!

We past $2k last night and I’m working on confirming an exciting giveaway for this week. You’re gonna wanna throw in a few bucks (and a few bucks is all you need to throw in)!

my fundamental takeaway from current results is that the country is very ready to tell republicans to go fuck themselves but is largely confused about how to do that

the republic survived a civil war, it will survive a dying pedophile. anything else is loser shit. we're going to win.

We’re just $50 from hitting the $2k donation mark for the National Immigrant Justice Center! If you like what I do, want me to have a fun stream on the 13th, and want to support a good cause, consider throwing in a few bucks. tinyurl.com/jakestreamdonation

The people cry out for Jarnathan

a lot (most?) people understand racism as “being a meanie” and if you aren’t a meanie then you can’t be racist, even if you believe in, say, the biological inferiority of entire groups of people based on phenotype

Chet, you should be ashamed of yourself smh

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

I.e. "evading transit fares is actually super cool and based" or "congestion pricing in New York will kill cancer patients who can't drive to mount Sinai" or "shoplifting from CVS every time you go is just fine" This stuff simply does not work at scale.

This is correct obviously. But there is a strain of leftism that I think takes this to an unhealthy extreme wherein people do not believe that they have a responsibility to contribute towards the maintenance of the state or social order full stop.

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

if Ken Paxton knows Devin Aromashodu I’ll eat my hat

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To some people, the function of a politician is to meet their emotional needs.

Because I'm always on the hunt for silly prizes to give away, I got Twitter legend Trill Withers to agree to give away a signed copy of any tweet of his of your choosing if you donate before Friday at midnight PDT. I've attached some of his classics.

One week into fundraising and there's still a lotta space on the leaderboard. Reminder: the top ten money-getters are the movies I watch over the 24 hours of the 13th. Get in on the donations and support the National Immigrant Justice Center: tinyurl.com/jakestreamdonation

MARDY COLLINS

this is for anyone who ever talked themselves into one of our beautiful fallen soldiers. Kyle O'Quinn. Cleanthony Early. Mudiay (jk nobody did that)

Tonight is for Toney Douglas

cavs

It’s probably cliche, but I love love love a Moscow mule. And all of its spinoffs. I recently made one* with Hennessy instead of vodka on the recommendation of someone online and it was special. *a couple

I try not to be conspiratorial about TikTok’s algorithm, but this is the second time my posts have been throttled for multiple days after I mention raising money outside the app. Clearly there is some directive to not boost anything that tells people to leave the four-walled garden.

just got a TikTok ad that started with “If you’re the type of person who is always teaching yourself a new skill…” and I breathed a sigh of relief because the algorithm is still not perfect

worth remembering once again that a number of Democrats and their pet pundits who feel very entitled to run this party going forward advocated leaving this innocentnman to rot in CECOT

Nominative Determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby, depending on how their life plays out

so much bad discourse is the result of people never wanting to admit they do something just because they *want* to and not because they need to

he’s a Grogu not a Shogu

If you just found a ten dollar bill on the ground (and even if you didn’t), I’d love for you to donate it for the charity livestream I’m doing next month, where you support the NIJC and get to vote on which bad movies I watch over 24 hours! tinyurl.com/jakestreamdo...