This is trippy as hell

BREAKING: The Supreme Court announces BALATRO DLC FEATURING CHARACTERS FROM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE UNIVERSE with projected retail price of 45 USD$

Year of the Horse includes Blucifer, right

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Hey look Toronto overpaid for yet another USMNT player

Welcome Kyle Assman of the University of Guelph Gryphons in Ontario.

The vowels know what they did. 👀

FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

And the women’s team: - the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China - the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character - the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)

The Uno Reverso when their kids point out that she only won gold after telling her dad to go sit in the stands and let her cook.

I don't say this lightly because I know the foster care system is horrible, but people like this should not be allowed to keep their children.

"How dare the other team suspect I am cheating and, rather than just accusing me of it without proof, instead put in place a system to prove it beyond a doubt so that I cannot cheat any longer"

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

Truly Platonic Pegging.

Capybaras, Muskrats, and Beavers are also all fish

A web of wealthy, powerful people hid behind money and influence for years. The truth is coming to light, and the shield of privilege is starting to crack. Survivors deserve justice — and full accountability for everyone involved.

For decades, MLS has touted the "World Cup bump" and has referred to the coming 2026 World Cup as the "rocket fuel" the league needs to grow even more. But is it even a real thing? On @us.theguardian.com, I take a closer look on the fact & fiction involved here: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

here you go

When you realized you just kicked a leg out of the stool of the American econony

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

Gen-chan the Japanese river otter is a mascot from Ehime Prefecture who plays the saxophone.

If you set fire to the memorial of a murder victim, does that make you a good person or a bad person?

Making Holsteiner Mettwurst on a TIPPER TIE sausage tying machine.

trying to think of a more unsettling thing a dog owner could say than "oh, that's my CZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLFDOG, named NAZGUL"

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is up, just realizing with horror that Apple Podcasts auto-generates transcripts now

good lord tubi acquired the motherload of millennial nostalgia cartoons

I do love that Mauricio Pochettino is locked in on keeping his players laser-focused on the World Cup. Which is what makes it so hilarious that he keeps doing interviews and talking about, you know, Spurs.

All three of my bills to rein in the chaos and cruelty of ICE passed the Virginia Senate 21-19. Virginians do not want the rogue, untrained agents of Trump's private militia roaming our communities, and Virginia Democrats won't stand for it. @acluva.bsky.social

www.maptap.gg February 17 98🎯 100🎯 96🔥 91👑 67🙂 Final score: 864

owner of a sketchy zoo after some animals get loose

You know what's funny? I've completely forgotten the name of the weird book report lady they put in charge of CBS. *Please no one remind me, I want to enjoy this for as long as I can.

The secret to engaging in social media debate is to not engage in social media debate

Somehow not a single mention of how border patrol and the coast guard, who usually stop some portion of the drugs from crossing the border, have been put on immigration enforcement instead.

Somebody's wife is gonna do this to her dead husband and find out that his online behavior was mostly just hitting on other women.

Wow. French police are raiding institutions linked to Epstein They are treating the Epstein saga like a bunch of crimes, not just a scandal

The gold medal run from USA's Elana Meyers Taylor in Monobob

This is a nice move in an interview www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...

Hillary is such a liar, she loves inhumane torture and killing. Just look at her record as Secretary of State.

Tom doesn't really start fights the way he used to but he sure as hell finishes them.

Just made myself laugh imagining a Hobbit-themed burlesque performance by a dancer named Lorta DaRingz.

It’s working

Hey @puzzmo.com how some some of your games are available when logged out but not when you're logged into a free account? I get locking some stuff as "premium only" but I don't understand the logic behind locking people with accounts out of free games.

can potential energy be converted into big dick energy

"I heard you were talking shit"

Getting real weird and adding soy sauce and chili crisp to leftover chicken bog and sitr frying it