Thinking about making a playlist using street suffixes, but only one per song: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_...

Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute

Folks, the newest legend has arrived. Meet Griff III aka Gus! He was such a good boy today and he loved his little blue couch. He becomes the official live mascot of Drake University when Griff II aka George retires in May of 2026.

Where is its lower jaw?

ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped. ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file? ME: that's not- CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-

I'm at the combination

The Crypto bros have cut an AI generated college football ad against Wyoming’s Senator It includes: -Players in fake Bama uniforms with the Tennessee T -A stadium that rotates through Bama, TAMU, Fayetteville, USC, and a couple of other locales -Trump as a fake Nick Saban

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

try explaining some of this sport to the uninitiated “Penn State got lockered by the BYU Cookie Man, so their former coach put a box of those cookies out at the special party they have for getting teenagers to come play for his new school”

Even his smile is dangerous.

Other bonus is you know the money is going to a good home/homes.

My internet infected brain read the last part as, "just to get turned on" and I am sad.

"Some other guy who had the staring at buttholes while doing pullups problem." - @jasonkirk.fyi What the fuck did I miss? And does this mean Fitzgerald was doing the pullups and staring at the holes or someone else was doing them without pants and he was staring at them?

just got a case where the defendant asked chatgpt how they could "legally" fire a whistleblower looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

This seems unfair, some might say dangerous even. How does someone that big even get into the stadium in the first place.

"Can I call you about the calculations?" Here's an idea, how about you email me your concerns. It makes way more sense for us to correspond via a medium that has the numbers in visual form. That way you aren't having to scribble shit down while I'm talking slowly to you like I would a child.

My hometown doesn't have any so I'll do my former residence. Most Miami movies ever made: 1. Bad Boys (all of em otherwise they would take over the list) 2. Scarface 3. Ace Ventura 4. 2 Fast 2 Furious 5. Big Trouble HM: Police Academy 5

His full name is Spongos Robert Pantspants

where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde 💚

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.

Lane Kiffin’s statement in the original wine mom:

No one on here calling Jon Sumrall “Billy Napiest.” Worried if this site has the juice.

If anyone needs or wants to have a laugh: youtube.com/shorts/worU3...

Don't Forget Jordan McNair

In re: Bobby Petrino

Last 2 plays are a perfect summary of this season. Missed tackles, poor discipline on the field, clusterfuck on the sideline and a stupid penalty on top.

Stop launching yourselves helmet first at someone who is clearly almost on the ground! Godsdamnit! Hope Lee is okay.

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

Meanwhile, in the Razorbacks app

I, too, am deeply invested in a Michigan/Ohio football rivalry today

Can I tell you about another dark Friday when a great gift was paid for

My million-dollar idea: ABC/ESPN needs to have Jesse Palmer host a special mini-series about Lane Kiffin’s decision where he goes on dates with every college. He’s already the host of The Bachelor and a college football announcer, he’s perfectly qualified!

If you're hungry, this is your sign.

/whispers to date that's kissing

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

Many strippers are concerned the men might be developing feelings for them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Help please

Billy and Kayleigh turn towards one another and lock eyes, clasping their hands together as the camera pans to the horizon dawning over a playoff tailgate at Highmark Stadium. They take their first step forward as a couple, plunging 15 feet from an RV through a tabletop covered in queso and beer.

Golesh for Thanksgiving? Nah, I'll stick with mac and cheese.