The Maine Senate election isn’t even happening until 2028! You believed me for a minute tho

Shout out Spain, I need to run to Office Depot soon

These folks want so badly to proclaim that they are different from the other Americans that they’d sell out Balogun for the mere chance that exists only in their mind that a random Frenchman might like them more but buddy we are in the shit now and they’re looking at their mistress not you

Quick timeline scroll resulted in multiple blocks so it’s a productive morning for reducing the appearance of bad opinions

DONT KNOW DONT CARE ALL I REALLY KNOW IS HARRY KANE WILL TAKE US THERE

I mean it was about this time last year that I was also shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of sunburned Englishmen singing Wonderwall

The Mexicans fuckin love Oasis tho

México ain’t got nobody to blame but themselves

Mexico’s gonna have to sign some dudes to strengthen their power play

Preparar las bolsas de orine

/John L Smith en espanol voice Consigue tus bolsas de orina bien caliente.

HE AINT HIDE THAT BEHIND HIS HANDS SAID IT WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST

The King better go ahead and get on the phone with FIFA

TARJETA ROJA

Game on

They about to put mushy peas in the menudo

Shouldn’t have done that chant

Home levels are intensifying

YO SOY SENOR BRIGHTSIDE

INDESCRIBLE

VIN DIESEL AND AUDIOSLAVE AND ITS NOT FOR TOMORROW?!?!

VINCENTE DIESELEZ?

Pervert Glasses by Kylie Jenner at last!

The venn diagram of the people who are showing their ass about the Balogun situation and people who talk about abandoning the south due to electoral choices is just one giant circle

Peter Crouch shoulda hooped bc he tall as hell

Tsuki just reacted to Harry Kane’s voice. She was born in Houston so it makes sense that she’s also Mexican

Hell yes

MY DAD IS COMING HOME HE OWNS A DEALERSHIP

We did Mcdinner for the first Mexico game with our Mexican neighbors and thus we have had Mcdinner for every Mexico game since and it’s gonna be time to pick up nuggets con pollo soon Starting to get dupes of the collector cups tho

Man did not want to blow that whistle because the whole tourney is the crookedest shit which is why I do not give any shits about us getting some crooked shit of our own in this thing

Trying real hard to do some crooked FIFA ref shit

He fuckin nutmegged him from a mile away

RIP IT OFF OL SON

OH BOY

All the discourse has me so glad that come Tuesday morning im leaving the country for nine days and will have very limited access to social media SHOUT OUT TO THE GREAT FIREWALL IMMA LET IT COOK

We’ve got Otto on Otto @boatymcboat.bsky.social

Vete al infierno, Inglaterra

The guy who scored looks like THE MENTALIST

God I bet the “you can’t root for the USMNT” folks are absolutely apoplectic after we did a little soccer corruption fuck yes hell yes let the Eagle fuckin flyyyyyyy

A pancake flight does sound delightful I must admit

OH MY GOD HE FOUND CHRISTIAN HORNER

lol Martin just gave my wife her first exposure to Lewis Capaldi

Blessed morning

Jenson Button is looking extra Chris Martin-y this Silverstone week

Mad the offenders didn’t file their noise paperwork with her in triplicate

Tsuki’s reaction to her very first fireworks experience is to grumble bark at it and be generally pissed about the noise instead of fear

ok, let's catch up on what's happened in Silverstone so far this weekend

I wish I'd remembered to defrost the conecuh last night but alas ordering pizza is just as american

we got home and took the dogs out and I do not want to step outside again today please Otto and Tsuki just hold it til 7am tomorrow

We’re in a car and I need a shower