She cried in the crate at bed time for a couple of minutes and then I put on spa sounds and now we have got a snoooooozing baby shibe. A pretty traumatic five hours for her, I’m guessing she’s got me up by 4:30

She just straight up went from playing to ptfo in like 5 seconds

Starting to sort it out

We are exploring and thinking about approaching the others

Lololol we are resource guarding already

Gonna let them enjoy a little more peace before switching the rules on them tonight

Hardened ass criminal right here

So, uh, he did and now he’s kicked out for good. So fucking weird. Guess he hates that place.

Had a few final things arrive from Amazon and I was not prepared for how wee the puppy Kong is

Construction of Puppy Jail has been completed

Dropped Otto off at dog camp for the day so that he's tired and happy when I return this evening with the land shark. We'll see if I get any calls about him starting scraps in the yard today.

Oh shit is Coach K leading UCA now?

I think he’s mostly going to be indifferent to the pup, but that might change if his ability to access the lap changes

you only need like five chords and a capo to do your own Edmond Fitzgerald Lightfoot posting around the house whenever you'd like

No notes….nailed it 🎯

As a LOINS fan, I must say Go Birds

starting a Fubo trial bc I want to see this MNF game, congrats on fully dropping the bag YTTV

I signed up for a membership at the new golf sim place in my neighborhood bc I saw they were going to have leagues and I'm hoping I will meet some folks in order to have local buddies

We moved to MI before my senior year in HS in 1997, so 28 years ago today I walked into my bio class and our teacher - a delightful goofy midwestern type (shout out Mr Feldpausch, I hope youre still kicking) started class by putting The Wreck of The Edmond Fitzgerald on a record player in the class

I need to assemble the crate later, and that's going to be the real curious moment for Otto as he would probably happily still sleep in a crate if we offered it to him. He loves a little solitude cave.

Tacocat has arisen to investigate

“Why would that be here?”

Otto just inspected my work like “that’s weird, who is this for?”

weird - I was told reliably a couple of weeks ago that YouTube TV are just baby. They are just smol bean. They're just a little guy!

BIG POTATO!

if you want to know the power of educational broadcasts/PBS, here I am 40ish years after being a Sesame Street viewer and I'm still happy to see these characters show up on a morning tv show that I've got on in the background

Real sexy, just like you asked for Count

This has been perfect morning tv THE COUNT IS IN THE HOUSE

god there is nothing like being projected for yet another one possession loss that I assume will be extremely frustrating and feature a live alligator on the field chasing Taylen Green until he throws a pick-6 in a tie game

Put Today on while I finish my coffee and what a delight to have Cookie Monster greet me

JORVORSKIE LANE JR

gonna RT myself in a moment bc I shared important information too late for everyone to see it last night

WOTS ALL DIS NOW

JORVORSKIE LANE JR

along those lines - It's been 9 years since Otto was a puppy and he was already 8 months old, not 8 weeks. It's been FOREVER since a true puppy was my responsibility. Please for to remind me of anything you think I might be forgotten for my final puppy prep shopping run tomorrow.

realizing tonight and tomorrow are the last puppy-less nights and trying to plow through some of the tv backlog tonight and tomorrow

Nick Offerman as Chester A Arthur is glorious

ordered a Talarico yard sign since getting him over milquetoast ass Allred is step one in our Senate plan here

there's nothing to move them on regading this vote, but I might call up Cruz and Cornyn just to remind them they are worthless pieces of shit anyway

This moment demands fighters, not folders.

well I'd like to see him try to violate the constitution now!

HAHA JAMYYYYRRRRR

He’s just yukking it up about football he’s just like us a normal man just a norrrrmaaaallllll guy who wants everyone who isn’t rich and white to die

GO THE FUCK AWAY ASSHOLE

JAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOO

S U N G O D

I can tell Otto missed me bc I’m getting his highest honor: He’s thrown his butt end physically against me while facing away from me on the couch. Allowing slight physical contact while he naps is how he shows love

I’d probably be good with an antenna and ad free Hulu, Max and ESPN SuperMegaUltra

DirecTV Stream offers a (very expensive!) package that also has access to Hulu, Disney, Max, ESPN Whatever They Call It, Paramount, AMC etc apps that might actually be a solid overall value but you are apparently unable to upgrade the Hulu to ad-free which is a no for me dawg

H TOWN