Sumlin back?

I was just thinking how spiritually right 21-3 Iowa over Vandy felt but then they had to go and ruin it

Every year the internet convinced me that Iowa football is an affront to god and man and has never won a game and every year I see Kirk Ferentz on the sideline coaching a game between Dec 27 and Jan 2

Ooooooh horny toads nooooo

The Ottodude has been hard snoozing a ton this evening, which is bad news for me as it means the baby fox here has a lot of unspent energy

Too early for sleeping, missy

Passed out in a sea of Christmas toys

TCU has sideline puppies?

That was a Bertnificent

God that 4th down play was E R O T I C

Whole squad on the couch

Otto either found his Mjolnir in the bags we are unpacking or it found him

Did the tv man just say Chip Kelly is going to Northwestern?

I am so gotdang exhausted from pushing all the way from Louisville last night but also very happy to now have one full day without having to drive multiple hours

Home

Lunch stop in Jackson. Gotta be fueled for the longest 80 miles in the world between here in Memphis.

Going to try 7 Brew for the first time bc I need the bean juice bb we got a long way to go today

Time to push onward

One of these routes is not like the other

lol I can’t access my DM in Kentucky unless I’m age verified?

We have entered Ohio. I forgot Jim Tressel was the Lt Gov here until I saw the welcome sign.

We’re about a half hour from starting the first leg of the drive back to Texas. Only going six hours today, baby steps ya know.

Amongst the reasons I would not have been mad about hiring Jeff Traylor at Arkansas

Just absolutely getting blanketed by snow 10 hours before the start of the back end of The Great Holiday Drive

Whatever, Central alumni are way better looking

Central is doing a great impression of the Lions

I’d think twice at this point before giving internet access to bluesky users with their heads up so far up their own asses that they think that the actions of shitty administrators are a true reflection of all students across half the country and only there is one set worthy of employment

I somehow fat fingered a simple scroll up on TikTok and shared a random ass clip directly to the inbox of one of yall on there and now that’s a nightmare I’m going have of that happening again only worse

45 minutes until the mighty Chippewas take down those high falutin fancy pants Northwestern dorks

Ryan Day is gonna be 11-0 averaging like 55 pts and 400 passing yards and then try to get into a rock fight with Kyle Wittingham

There is a not insignificant part of me that wishes we were hitting the road back to TX tomorrow and not Saturday for reasons of both simply being ready for my own home again and some other elderly parent related stuff, but also glad we’ve got the day after Christmas to get everything in order again

We got Mae Whitman doing Hallmark Christmas now? HER?

Tsuki has almost cleared out a 100 ct box of pee pads in the juuuuust under two weeks we've been here. I've actually gotta go buy some tomorrow to get thru the last night here and the drive home. HOW DO YOU PEE THIS MUCH YOU ARE SO SMALL

she's not wrong, Father IS going to sell Auerlia as a slave to this Englishman!

I HATE UNCLE JAMIE

watching Sherrif Rick walk dejectedly to Dido after getting rejected by a teenager - a holiday tradition unlike no other

Prime makes you watch commercials during movies now? (probably has been forever, but I only watch Prime like 2x a year when its not Reacher season)

The number might be 80% now

Existence is suffering

The problem is that all of Detroits points have been scored by Razorbacks and that’s a dangerous merger with LOINSing

Have increased the years turnovers by 60% in one game

The horn is just saying LOOOOOOOIINNNNNNNS

Cris Carter and his tiny fluffy dog

GO HOGS

TeSlaa has done more for the Lions this year than he did both years at Arkansas (which is not his fault mind you)

you don't just walk into Max Brosmer's house and expect to win

EVEN REALER

real Loins ass hours

always fun with the starting QB is a guy I don't remember from college football at all

Kelly, my queen