decided to fire up the xbox for the first time in forever and forgot I'd have to wait til next wednesday to play due to system updates

Rare treasures at the HEB today

Decided to go to the sim again this afternoon and there’s a 50 something dude in a group in the next bay who keeps wandering over and standing in the back of my bay and it’s really fucking annoying. I am not seeking your advice nor your friendship. Just want to swing the sticks for 90 minutes

RIP to the first man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain

now that I'm on the 3rd episode of Heated Rivalry I've no choice but to assume the entire NHL is gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

I started up Heated Rivalry and I'm not sure Tsuki is old enough to be in the room with this on the tv bc these dudes be f u c k i n

really need the primary to get here in TX so I can whittle down the many different insane personalities I have to learn about running for the GOP nominations and can focus my hate on a smaller group

The golf sim is chock full of The Teens tonight. I’ve heard the word barstool mentioned so many times

This being next door to the golf sim place is gonna be problematic

You cannot tell me that's not not Dan McQuade.

is the daytona winner like 5 ft even?

The thing about the Dallas/Houston drive is that all four hours of it are spent feeling like you should be at least two hours closer at this point

Charging stations wearing a Gulf livery? I’m in.

Hey we might drop this baseball game but at least we beat up on Bruce Pearl’s son in hoops

As an alum of a MAC school, the fuck?

Dietz gonna have to be a loooooot better than this

Alrighty let’s do that baseball again

I keep getting ads for a Canada Goose popup sale in Houston this weekend and I truly can’t think of a less useful luxury good in Houston than a Canada Goose jacket

Absolutely biblical downpour in the DFW right now yeeeesh

About to make my nieces so jealous

Great, now Tsuki has Otto’s sickness

Tsuki and Otto just meant a bunch of Hogs and their families in the lobby, just like Otto did last year. Omaha omens.

FIRST BEER HATS OF THE SEASON

I stand by all the slander contained within

AGAIN

And they call him THE GAECKLE

RYDER FUCKIN HELFRICK

DVH got a true freshman out there starting at SS on Opening Day let’s go bb

Anywaaaaaaay Go Hogs

I am so happy this goddamn stupid sport is back and that it’s going to break my heart again but also it means the days are getting longer again

GO HOGS

We are so back

Otto has been reunited with his favorite hotel room with a view of ATT

I’ve owned three EVs (all non-Tesla) and each one was/is a joy to drive. But the inability to get most consumers to realize what their actual driving habits are, the lack of infrastructure, and dealerships that absolutely do not want to sell them to you vs a gas car are real hard to overcome

Didn’t have Bruce Hornsby singing one of Tupac’s “changes” verses during The Way It Is tonight

No photos or recording for Hornsby tonight. Let’s jam

24 hours from baseball

Come to my neighborhood in the next 90 minutes if you wanna go see Bruce Hornsby with me

Gotta figure McFadden should still have some eligibility and bounce left in his legs

Challenge Week 3, Workout 3 of 3. On to Week 4 come Monday.

CHALLENGE DEEZ NUTS

Rack em

Gonna drink the special juice for 3/31

Bring Castellanos back to Detroit too, Illitch.

Oh man that looks bad on the half pipe

There should be a database of how quickly reply memes repeat themselves because we’re on Eric Alpert levels with famous high school alumni at this point

grabbed my Too Good To Go bag from them this morning and lolololol at Hot Worx being their neighbor Also, Be More Pacific is in their plaza which is a place I've been wanting to go to and now I see how easy it is to get there and park so thats happening soon

Can’t even use racial slurs in a baffling way while filming your tv show anymore because of woke

Man even the epsom soak couldn’t fix me

EAT SHIT THATHERTON