I am ready to die for Rocky

Ok let’s see a Project Hail Mary

lol lmao even

Tsuki just squeaked a ball and rolled it to Otto and he just stared her down and went back to sleep. Ole man is an ice cold crank.

If you, like me, are a middle aged person with a Nugs subscription - the Bruce MSP show from earlier this week is up and streaming on there now

Well well well not so easily when you aren’t shooting 80 percent and getting fouls on every possession and also your playing the other best team for most of the year now is it

Thank god we’re doing this instead of starting the basketball game I was worried I’d be entertained instead

I have no choice but to root for the continued running of the Arizona buzzsaw

Forte shoulda showed up as MacGruber and blown up or throat ripped Bruce Pearl

I’ve got the new Charley Crockett playing so seeing Zac Brown Band on the muted tv was a startling contrast

Really been enjoying this one. Agree it’s not near what their ceiling could be, but man alive are they ever putting out really nice albums consistently

I consume so little booze these days I’m legit shocked to find that I do not have any more Weller and I should have in fact bought that bottle last week

NEED A PLUG AT THE TOKYO DOME GIANTS STORE www.instagram.com/p/DWqLwjqEWX...

ooooh baby its a real ass houston thunderstorm tonight

Man it was like mega clearance day at Sam’s. These were $7.50 per 18 pack. My wife got a pair of short Hunter boots for less than $40.

“Glazed Croissant Loaf” Don’t mind if I do

Saw a Vanderbilt Carmel at the car wash this morning and there are few things I’d rather drive around Houston less than a low to the road open cockpit roadster

Hear me out: what if AI is on to something here

lol is that Jaime Jaquez sister what a ballin fam

This was a completely lovely, funny and very sweet and optimistic show. Tremendously entertaining.

Also when I saw the 28-21 score and then I saw what stage of the game this is

Catching up on the nights events and Geno Retire Bitch

@hollyanderson.bsky.social making sure you are aware of the KPop cat McFlurry cup

Time for a night out at the theater with John C Reilly www.misterromantic.com

Tsuki, you are going to regret this sleep angle

this team is down real bad. Gonna miss the postseason bad.

finally booked flights out to see The Highwomen out at the Gorge at the end of May

LeBron has never gone to Prince's but loves Party Fowl

LeBron hates coming to Houston when Austin is just 3 hours away and he loves just how funky and weird it is ya know

LeBron just wants to feel safe when he's out with the bachelorettes at Morgan Wallen's Empty Spitter

LeBron just wants to hang out at Jason Aldean's Big Ford Raptor That I Can't Park Anywhere Bar and Grill

I am now LeBron's biggest hater.

Boy they have given Michelle Pfeiffer some opportunities to look hard as fuck in The Madison. She bout to beat her kids and grandkids asses for sassin’

Chad Morris turned me into a Reddit atheist

whenever they call houston on the artemis II launch live stream

my cat every time he emerges from a trip to the litter box

please for to score a run or three for Skubal at some point

lololol the Astros have a pitcher named Blubaugh wearing 69

fuckin hell once again the closest Sturgill is getting to Houston is Austin

It’s Otto’s birthday and he turnsTEN today! He would appreciate it if you would give him treats and maybe take the small annoying fox away too.

Oh Tigers

The Madison really nails the Sheridan scenery porn

Hogs are just all kinda cooked this season yeesh

They are matching the energy of the room

The last three and a half hours have truly been a glorious nap

Yeah fuck you polyps you are gone now bitch

lolwtf you cant come closer to a homer than Colt Keith just did

Stoked to restart the process with the second bottle at 2am

15 pitches without an out probably isn't ideal but this man is almost as old as we are