Meanwhile in #Portland

Schulyer

Me, starting at 11pm:

we need to bring back shame

I wrote a 15 page final paper on a story I had read a Wikipedia paragraph synopsis on with three hours to turn it in. I was on two Four Loko's back when they were Real Shit, balls deep at a frat orgy when I realized I had forgotten about it in a moment of post-nut clarity. Fuck AI.

Ok. Yep. So, I got recognized as a Cool:tm: by a smol bean baby queer in a Discord conversation and they've glued themselves to me like I'm their role model. I've never been in this situation before...what do I do? Genuinely asking.

BREAKING In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

I want to follow more people, but I'm looking for more substance and whimsy than a profile that's all politics and thirst traps, and a profile who actually interacts with others. Any recommendations?

You know, all these fucking ICE zealots wearing masks were the exact same people who refused to wear them during the pandemic. Funny how that works.

Am I out of line for asking someone to spoiler tag their Day 1 shit from FFXIV's new patch or am I a bad person?

Ok, I guess I'm Daddy now. My first grays have appeared and they are not grays, they are whites.

I'm 34-3/4 so I'm butting in: Pay down your non-SL debt. That shiny thing you want can wait, please do future you a favor and pay down your personal debt. Moisturizer & sunscreen. You want to keep looking young enough? Use 'em. Make friends. Get involved. People will likely *not* come to you 1st

Remember: During Locktober, it’s your duty as a an unlocked guy to blast messy loads on your buddies cage

Post an image from the last episode of Star Trek you watched. 🖖

Today's Girl Dinner™️brought to you by being food horny for Nutter Butter.

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actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

The first song I remember loving as a child. The "this bitch gay af fr" signs were there all along.

She needs to go to The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

People poured out of this building like it was the zombie apocalypse just to chase him down. For every one of them, there's hundreds of us. Time to prove it.

Cumtober. Nutvember. Dickcember.

I don't know who needs to hear this but if your soup is too thin try sprinkling instant potato flakes into it little by little (seriously, *little* by *little*) to help it along.

Riku is a circuit twink.

When it rains it rains foreva I got wet cuz I thought betta I don't mind but still it sucks Cuz I fuckin forgot my umbrella Ella Ella ey ey ey Forgot my umbrella Ella Ella ey ey ey ey

My own premiums are asking $500 a month. I can't afford that. It's literally cheaper to be uninsured and take my derm visits to the chin than be insured and still have a copay

Every time I buy a Steam game: "Why do I have 3 kids and 0 money? I want 0 kids and 3 money." But, y'know, replace kids with games.

If your flour is poor quality, that's a mill issue.

"Survivors trolling The Shape by the exit gate until he forces them to leave" -2025, Dead By Daylight, Colorized

If the government doesn't show up after 15 minutes, you're allowed to leave.

I tried to do this at 19. Don't. Just don't. Nothing is worth doing that to yourself. Absolutely nothing.

Someone I've supervised for all 6 weeks buried his little sister today because she took a permanent solution to temporary problems. Let your loved ones know you care while you can

Hangin' by the pool. #ffxiv #hrothgar

THE GAYS ALL GOT THEIR WINGS TONIGHT!!! #ffxiv #xiv #ex1

This applies to like 50 things right now.

My biggest online pet peeve is how younger generations started self-censoring basic cusses in their writing. "ass" becomes "ahh", for example. Some even do it with verbal speech. And I know it's because Tiktok buries videos that cuss, but, like, fucking cut it out, yeah? Just write the damn word.

Hangin' by the pool. #ffxiv #hrothgar

THE GAYS ALL GOT THEIR WINGS TONIGHT!!! #ffxiv #xiv #ex1

Considering I was solidly in the no-go zone the last time I took this test a couple years ago, I'd say that the amount of personal growth I've undergone since then has been paying off in the dating/sex department.

2 truths and a lie: 1) A foreign worker I worked with at the Grand Canyon tried to convince her parents I was her fiance. It ended badly. 2) I almost drowned when I was 5 and have a crippling fear of water as a result. 3) I count my sexual partners and am in the low 70's.

How many ICE agents does it take to disappear a DoorDash cyclist? At least one more than this many. ICE is a fucking joke.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Friday:🥴

Kpop Hunter X Hunter

Y'all ever go through your saved reaction photos? When would I ever have used this?

Ok this is gold

I scored the same as DOOM (2016) and everyone freaked out over that being way too low, so I'm also clearly better.

I'm grateful for the positive reinforcement I'm getting from work. They're telling me I'm doing a good job and I know exactly what the impact of my work is.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the Better Business Bureau isn't some government agency or regulatory body, it's just Yelp with extra steps and mainly used by Boomers. Brought to you by the guy at the gas station I was at, threatening the cashier w/ them before I stepped in to shut him up.

www.twitch.tv/DuskieTheBear Let's try to nab some more world records in Final Fantasy XIV!