I'm leading a raid night tonight! Everyone got their Eden Savage mounts/etc, P4S mounts/etc, and we got a few people their first clear of P8S!!!

Do I know any Canadian immigration lawyers who can answer questions about an open work permit?

Ok fine, astrology wins this once. Purples and greens are my thing.

If you bought Harry Potter anything post-pandemic, gtfo of my life. This is a threat.

"Verify your age." Nothing's fine, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed Into something real I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

Thinking about the perfect version of the Riddler outside of comics and coming to the the conclusion it's one that sounds and acts exactly like Stewart from Letterkenny

Being fat and happy is better than being skinny and sad. #bearpride #nothingagainsttwinks #seriouslydontreadintoit

The *messiest* chili dog with so much cheese.

WPP: I talked to Mich McConnell for 20 minutes and he said "oh yeah, life goes on, even when the thrill of living is gone"

It's cool how this could be about dozens of things every single day

"AI is the future" they say, when they have usage rates between 5-10% and regular (weekly) usage rates between 0-2%.

Spaghetti

Arcanine but he ate an entire string of Christmas LED's: Arcashine

Tried the password game and got handed an impossible situation, so that's fun. Can't have Roman Numerals that multiply to 35 *and* the Periodic Table symbol "Ca" because it thinks C is 100.

This is why I don't follow thirst trap accounts. There's no engagement. The poster doesn't give a fuck, it's just a "number go up" factory. I follow people, not engagement farms.

The level of "gaming price increases, the dumpster fire of an industry, and cessation of physical media doesn't personally affect me so I don't care" even among people I call friends is fucking embarrassing.

Meanwhile, the tank is getting the Kardia of their fucking life while the SGE beats the turboshit out of the BLM.

Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey

Welp, someone just exploded their fence with their illegal fireworks pointed the wrong way. I fucking hate this holiday.

I want to eat an entire taco Bell out of business.

I got con plague from Seattle Pride. :(

Annoyed that in gay circles I'm in, i'm expected to listen to and enjoy a music rec that's just the 50th rendition of the same EDM song or pop anthem, but if I post something jazz or funk or prog it gets ignored. :/ Gays who have one-dimensional music tastes are just not my people.

Ok, NOW we're finishing ARR with Walter....

Tim Sweeney is an out-of-touch grifting loser. "People with friend groups won't play our games" "Revealing AI involvement is irresponsible" Eat a bag of dicks you fucking idiot.

You've hunted your last dear.

Survived two layoffs only finally lose it on this one. To the RAD Team: it’s been an honor and a privilege. To the D2 Team: y’all were incredible and deserve better. To the players: I’m sorry.

him getting smaller and smaller as he approaches it until it becomes clear he could open the handle with his teeth is the funniest perspective trick I've ever seen

Me trying to put on a shirt I wore in 2019

I'm not gonna pretend I haven't fucked around with it. I call this one "No One Ever Becomes Banana Bread"

My tiny-ass Midwestern town was never the same after our Wal-Mart got it's first ever shipment of Nerf guns in 1997.

*glances at vanity name* cmon its not hard I promise. Not a trick question. I swear. Pls. Tell me.

I should call him.

Budget cheese is being made less melty to push people to certain brands.

"aIr CoNdItIonINg MaKeS yOu SiCk!!1!!1!!1" i'd rather be sick than overheated to literal death.

Another WPP because it's my account and I can do whatever the hell I want: Keep in mind people are proud of never leaving their zip code and all the closed-mindedness it brings. You can probably correlate a partisan split with this. (Born in NE, lived in IA, AZ, UT, OR, and now WA)

There's some fanfic writer out there who just became so, so very vindicated by Sonic and Pac-Man's positioning.

Unrelated to the article (which is hilarious), but speaking as a musician, "bass boost"/bass-first audio is the single worst "innovation" in music industry history, and I will fucking die on that hill.

WPP: In the new Wolfenstein games, there's a woman whose brother was killed by Nazis & you read her diary entries about her killing Nazis to avenge her brother. The logs go like "Today, I learned the Nazi has shallow lungs; we skinny dipped and I held him under until he drowned. It was very fast."

"There's not enough friendless losers to play our games" is certainly a bold statement to make about your clientele. It took me YEARS and like 6 games to find a community I wouldn't get bullied out of. You think I'm gonna go anywhere? XIV, and by extension G4YMR and Haven, are my home.

"Eat my entire ass."

Fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai

During The Merchant's Tale (Advanced): "I know two things: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and turtle crab seahorse jellyfish."

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

Happy Father's Day to everyone I've ever called daddy in a sex way, I will do it again. 😈😈😈😈😈

Weekly political post: Not everything that happens to cross your mind needs to be a skeet. Also, meme accounts don't get to have opinions anymore sorry I don't make the rules the gay men's choir did.

If the cost of living keeps going up I'm going to have to switch from LGBTQIA+ to LGBTQIA with ads.

With Anna Garcia's new VIP episode going live, I would like to remind you all that Anna is Dropout's sleeper smash hit.

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