What's a Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? "Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Filled out an application yesterday, had a phone interview this morning, got called in to an in-person interview this afternoon, I think I might have the job!

A phlebotomy school called Maslow's Hierarchy of Bleeds.

Wanna know what's so cool? Mistyping the URL to your stream so that no one can click through. I'm so awesome. :P

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

@andrewfleer.com How deep is the snow where you're from, in corgis?

The Dear Hunter Melt Sara Bareilles Wolves of Glendale Masayoshi Soken

pumpkin pie is fine for a slice, maybe two. it's just a set pudding.

I've volunteered for working on a massive collaboration with this creator (I think the project is at 400+ volunteers), and while I wait for my part in it, I went ahead and put all his covers so far from this raid tier into a playlist. I'm so excited!!! It's gonna be good :P

In honor of National Hot Chocolate Day - here's a hot chocolate recipe you can make yourself at home.

Do you pronounce it bagel or bagel?

Fr tho

Weekly political post: These people aren't gonna change their mannerisms because they work for the government, they're obviously and demonstratably not that smart. They're just brainless half-wit thugs in military cosplay getting away with now multiple murders. Make them pay.

pronouncing pirates like pilates

Feel free to stop scrolling temporarily and post two characters who bring you happiness and joy.

Tag yourself I'm #3

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise 💚💚⭕⭕️⭕️ Earthbound 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ Metroid 💚💚💚💚💚 Star Fox 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Mario ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ WarioWare ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Donkey Kong 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Kirby 💚💚💚💚⭕ Pokémon 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ F-Zero 💚💚💚⭕⭕️ Zelda ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem 💚⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pikmin 💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ Animal Crossing ⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Splatoon 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade

5'10"

Well, in the meantime: 5 days, 10 apps, 0 calls, 0 interviews, 0 job

Quote skeet with the game you're currently playing.

A Realm Reborn is a cruicial piece of setup for every expansion that comes after. Skipping it is cowardice.

Alright, emailed a lawyer with the skeleton of what happened. We'll see what comes of it.

A lot has happened since I got the notice, all too much for a thread. The summarized details: -I may have a job at another location with this company. -I got blackmailed into being fired by my boss and her crony. -I am looking at options regarding 2 possible lawsuits.

Shout-out to the guys who block someone after they get sent nudes, real fuckin classy.

On top of this, my temporary position was terminated and job offer rescinded. I wasn't given a reason why.

Got a migraine and I tweaked my back sleeping. Oh, joy.

M.I.L.F.M. Man I Love Freshwater Mussels

It's there a static open for people who are just fucking busy? We're getting to the point where the last few Party Finder proggers trying to clear M9S for the first time just don't have the skill to do so and I'd really like to not be stuck with them as someone who's progged well in Ultimates.

I love gay people because we’ll find any excuse to take a selfie like “just got in a car accident, my left hand was cut off, bloody stump realness”

The last time I did this I got like 7, so let's go!

Big. Fucking. MOOD.

I just realized. I'm a single gay bear who is now training to become a sleep apnea therapy clinician. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY MEN LIKE ME USE CPAP MACHINES? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? IM STARRING IN MY OWN WEIRD VERSION OF THE BACHELOR WHERE IM THE DUDE.

On the opposite end of this spectrum: Thousands of languages have evolved of tens of thousands of years but there's not a single one to adequately encapsulate the level of douchecanoery that is the event and aftermath of the second Trump presidency. (WEEKLY POLITICAL POST BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

I need porn studios to understand, when I search or select the category “Hairy” I mean “Tom Seleck” not “Gus Kenworthy”

I'm not gonna go look for it, but I made a post a while ago that said I will always ask my friends questions I could otherwise easily Google because I value human experience and collaboration. People don't learn things to just plug into a machine, so always be asking questions.

TIL Dominos' chicken wings have a lot in common with my ex's personality!

Muting the word "ice" is having unintended side effects. #iwantmysweetsbackyoufuckingcowards

In 1991, I was born! That Halloween, Omaha experienced an out-of-season blizzard from hell that cancelled Halloween entirely for many neighborhoods and postponed it for weeks for many others. This was an omen.

Hornyposting? On main? Groundbreaking.

Fast food being prohibitively expensive, even for a 1x-2x/month thing (no it's not related to wages and only partially related to inflation. Most of it is greed.) Packing shrinkflation. Inability for any company to sell affordable single-serve portions Why is there sugar in my fucking milk.

Sure, the sun can fart and everyone comments on how pretty the aurora is, but when I do it I'm a "hostile disturbance" and "should talk to a doctor".

I really like how unobtrusive the "Live Now" feature is. No more incessant self-aggrandizing, no more spam posts, no more feeling like an entity instead of a person. Just set my status, then y'all click my pfp if you want, and done.

If you wanna know how my Monday's going, the place for my "temp-to-FTE" drug screen moved and my employer wasn't told, and I squelched Apple Pie filling all over my shirt.

@stellagarp.bsky.social -coded

Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack. It's as close to a purse as I'll get and sometimes there's even room for groceries!

This ain't news.

Well, lets give this feature a real shot.

Logged into reddit for the first time in six months, read two posts, and ended up deleting my entire account. Everyone is so angry at literally nothing, it's not remotely an enjoyable place to be.

Do I get a couple more hours of sleep? Do I say fuck it and have my day now? Who knows?

A guy got stranded on a mountain and got some bad frostbite, but he was rescued right before tragedy struck. He was so relieved he was lack toes and tolerant.