Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

There is no guiding light You are the thing you need to find But still, you're devastated by The heights of all you had imagined Just a little further you've been waiting so long (x2) Just a little further, just a little further Just a little, Just a little Just, just, just, just

Shrek 2

I'm boring. Life cereal. I fucking *love* Life cereal.

I get to my boyfriends place and I turn into an allergy-bedraggled, Sneezy and congested mess.

Scott Pilgrim and Grogu vs. The World

Zhloe Aliapoh is eating 50 year old Pineapple Cream Pudding no wonder she's always ready to faint.

That was fast. Already invited to The Function.

That is one bestest boi

You just know someone's gonna use this for evil, like that one Jackbox game to make it look like you support AI on RuPaul's Internet.

Oh sure when he does it it makes pretty colors but when I do it it's "50 Shades of Poop"

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Chort is the new Big Chungus

Also, Square, why haven't you released Endwalker P.2 and Dawntrail on streaming yet? I'm feral for Paved in Solitude. Kthx.

Alexander, Promathia, & Shinryu Paradox all gave me feels. I remember fighting those fuckers the first time in XI. We weren't panicking at the disco but we were definitely Crying! in the Alliance Raid. Also, Absolute Virtue reduced to an add fight? LOOOOOOOL GET FUCKED

"Oh, the break room has a Wii and an XBox!" Camera pans to the consoles a white Nintendo Wii and an Xbox 360, both pristine and obviously never touched. "No I think you just have the idea of a Wii and and Xbox, these have never been touched..."

These came out when I was in college. I can confirm they tasted like oversweet, vaguely fruity coffee syrups.

Writing my erotic Flannery O’Connor fanfic, “A Hard Man Is Good to Find”

Get you a box of those church wafers and make Christ Krispie Treats

Your moral philosophy is your last saved meme.

Cheddar Blue Pepper Jack Muenster Havarti Colby Jack

Meanwhile the chicks are sitting there like kids watching their parents have a publicly loud argument in a Denny's.

For me, it's Everything Personal™️. It's Twitter behavior. I cannot stand people who are doom and gloom and publicly sad about the world ***all of the time***...y'all know you suck all of the energy and existing joy out of a room, right? Fuck. /rant

Bye bye personal debt

When you're at a concert and the performer tells you to jump up and down, but it's the day after leg day and you're almost 40, so the best you can do is like, hop twice.

Weekly political post: It's almost like selling out to appease the billionaire elite is a bad move or something.

I'm a furry. Papa is my fursona. I experimented with that identity in FFXIV with a humanoid cat race called the Hrothgar; Papa fits my idea of my fursona perfectly. All that to say: My hot take is that if you don't like that I'm a furry for any reason, especially "moral" ones, we can't be friends.

Anyone with this label is *immediately* sexy. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Redid my overplaylist. It's been months since I updated it, so it needed a fresh coat of paint.

Okay the point being made is important And also, the way the telegraph has written this makes it seem like that folgers ad 👀

I'd say that Norfolk, NE can eat my entire ass but it doesn't deserve the privilege. It's urban sprawl without the urban and everything is so far from everything else. Walking the city to get places was an unmitigated nightmare. Fuck you, Norfolk.

!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND !!!!

Happy Mother's Day (Reposted with alt text)

Me whenever someone brings me mozzarella sticks

Where are you at mentally, without downloading new pics?

The answers are red and weeping willows, respectively.

I'm not normally a "I want children in my vicinity" kinda guy, but from my student teaching days I do kinda miss being asked what my fourth favorite color was, or even my least favorite tree. Kept me on my toes.

Welp. I'm buying a Switch 2 I guess.

Oh look I saw them again.

I'm breaking my "one political post a week" rule because trans people are *that* important: I'll play this game when Rowling pays the trans community back, dollar for dollar, for all the hurt and harm she has directly caused as a result of her lobbying, along with a damn sincere apology.

Political post for the week: It really fucking infuriates me that people can't let go of a book series to support trans people. I, too, have pretty important and formative memories around the Harry Potter franchise, but they're just that: memories. Fair-weather activists piss me off so gd much.

Chort is the new Big Chungus

FFXIV - The Clyteum Dungeon (Untested Voyager) goes Rock ft. @sleepingpenguin.bsky.social

Concert was great and heart is full. Feet are dead. Omg I can actually barely walk ugggggghhhhhh

Everything Falls Apart

Anxious Pina Colada

My hot food take is that brunch is *solely for ordering breakfast-coded food later into the day*. It is not a Frankenstein hybrid of breakfast and lunch foods.

Fleetwood Mac writing rumors Stevie: Why does it smell like noncommittal man in here? Lindsey: That’s weird I’m only getting “huge bitch” Christine: Yay yay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I’m in love YAAAAAAAAAY yayayayayayayaya