Skylinex13
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32, trans butch, once tipped CM Punk with a Filet-o-Fish. AKA El_HDH.
local cinema has a showing of the new Wicked on friday EVERY HALF HOUR 32 SHOWINGS
about 15 hours ago
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well that's...a poor choice of venue
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add a skeleton here at some point
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I love that, for how much Goku is based around honourable 1 on 1 combat, he's absolutely not above fighting dirty if the situation calls for it
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2 days ago
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Standplaats Krakรณw could really use some cash!
9 months ago
Hereโs the room where I keep all my things
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monster making a female-focused line of drinks is so funny because every woman I know chugs pink monsters like they're TRYING to give themselves kidney stones
3 days ago
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apparently there's a tiktok dance trend to Die Antwoord and Die Antwoord? in big 2025?
3 days ago
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Palette Swap
4 days ago
After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
paletteswap.site/dif...
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this is a much better way to phrase my request to make stuff horny again but also: it fucking sucks being an adult in the age where practically everything in mass media is made to be appropriate for kids too! make more stuff explicitly JUST for adults!
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4 days ago
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alex (ห๐ทห) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers ๐๐ฎ๐ฆโพ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป
4 days ago
Throat POTUS
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FUCK, I'm trying to do a "Trump sucked Clinton's dick"/Nancy Reagan joke, there's gold there but I'm not finding it
4 days ago
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Trannydyke Deluxe
4 days ago
Horror doesn't have gratuitous nudity any more and it SUCKS
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oh, they are, LOVE a baked potato, but when the youtubers start busting out the recipes for them, you know the big crunch is coming
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4 days ago
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I've got an actual recession indicator theory that's just been confirmed cuz I saw it in the wild: when food youtubers start giving recipies for baked potatoes
4 days ago
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Elana Levin
4 days ago
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
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hell yeah, busker with an electric guitar absolutely shredding Billy Idol - White Wedding
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the secret they don't want you to know is that sumo is actually the coolest sport
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4 days ago
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie
4 days ago
I'm pretty sure the Pokemon card game was a CIA op to keep kids from getting into Magic the Gathering
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โโฐ ๐ณ๐น๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ท๐ท โฑโ
6 days ago
three songs into the industrial playlist
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Violator is a legitimately perfect album, you talk about "zero skips" my favourite song from them is either Sweetest Perfection, Behind The Wheel or World in My Eyes
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5 days ago
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bites u
6 days ago
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every time I listen to anything from NIN - Year Zero, I just remember that Trent Reznor is as foundational to hyperpop as any other artist, and I'm so glad he pays it forward by handpicking the acts to open for NIN (like Health and 100 Gecs)
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Compact Edition of Dark Patterns would be SO good, perfect pickup for people just getting into comics, cuz it's Batman Just Doing Batman Stuff, and is a nice managable 12 issues
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5 days ago
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MAKE IT YURI i'm not even saying this as like "everything must be yuri" (although it should), but rather in a "it just makes sense for this to be yuri"
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6 days ago
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noah ๐ญ
6 days ago
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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now that it's complete: Batman: Dark Patterns is a perfect 12-issue run and everyone even slightly interested in Batman should read it ASAP
6 days ago
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the coolest thing a teacher ever did for me was my English teacher seeing me reading Lovecraft and saying "hey, if you like Lovecraft, read The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen, it predates Lovecraft and inspired a lot of his work" well done Ms MacArthur because The Great God Pan fucking rules
6 days ago
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Mercyful Fate/King Diamond are just the band Ghost wishes they were
7 days ago
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this is the wildest part of this whole story, it's James fucking Bond, just say "hey look everyone, it's James Bond doing James Bond stuff" and we'll buy it, nobody cares THAT much
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7 days ago
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I feel like "earnestly trusting psychics to make career decisions" should have you failing the bar before you even sit it
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7 days ago
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Thom
7 days ago
My last word on the matter
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Andrew Hickey
7 days ago
It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld. Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
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how are we doing today, little gay people who live in my phone?
7 days ago
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Normal Freakin' Rockwell!
7 days ago
i know when that hotline bling glory to the newborn king
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Uriel
7 days ago
Whenever I think of the UK I remember that one passage in the books about Mordor
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over 2 years ago
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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axolotl "xpreg" lovely / fka frog k โง๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
8 days ago
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I feel like the perfect metaphor for how Kevin Smith thinks is "I can definitely do something comparable to the end of Grant Morrison's Animal Man, but as long as I acknowledge that's what I'm doing, people won't call me a hack for it"
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8 days ago
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lauren
8 days ago
if we all work together and push casual friday to also include casual monday we can domino effect wearing sweatpants at the office inside of 20 years
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it's wild that vapes get marketed as a quit smoking aid: they literally remove a bunch of the downsides of cigarettes! if anything, they encourage you to smoke MORE
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8 days ago
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Ian Potter
8 days ago
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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every night I'm like "RIGHT DEFINITELY GOING TO BED AT 1AM TONIGHT" and every time I'm here at 2:30am, cuz I swear time dilates after 1
8 days ago
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"Oh I bet Sky's being ironic about her love of 90s eurodance" while I'm sitting here at 1:17am on a Monday, listening to Faithless, sober as a judge
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ROM rules, everyone should read ROM, the most bizarre situation of Marvel being given a toy robot and told "make up a backstory for this toy" and creating a fucking wild whole saga for him
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8 days ago
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I'm reading that Song of the Year 2025 is...Sometimes by Erasure, again
8 days ago
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apparently Sydney Sweeney's new movie is completely bombing, which is pretty funny cuz you have to assume people with money tied up in that production have to be pretty fucking upset that she made the entire press tour about doing the worst job of hiding her political beliefs
9 days ago
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I like "never kys" as a meme because it's true, appreciate life's little joys, stop and smell the flowers occasionally
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Standplaats Krakรณw could really use some cash!
6 months ago
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no-one's ever been on their deathbed like "I wish I had listened to LESS melodeath"
9 days ago
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coming at this from the lens of a comic book fan: it is PROFOUNDLY depressing how many people call themselves comic book fans now while not actually reading comics Big Youtube Short has taken people's need to read them, instead they listen to an AI voice describe them and call themselves fans
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