CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

I read some Conan the Barbarian comics tonight and guys: Conan is always fuckin cool

it's funny that I'm going to see Return of the King tomorrow, because I unusually have to do my own equivalent of going to Mordor: going south of the river (just kidding, Southsiders, you know I love you really)

still the most important thread on this site

When it’s 1989 and a bunch of young hotshot artists are getting famous for drawing giant laser guns and bikini babes so you make them all draw the X-Men fighting an egg:

fully planning second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper

instead of doomscrolling, go bang your fuckin head to the riff from Gojira - Flying Whales

one of the few unambigiously correct things Europe has ever deduced is "dipping fries in mayo rules"

4 hours and 23 minutes of watching Return of the King in cinema zooted tomorrow, I'm gonna need to stock up on so many snacks

SLUTS is a crew, there are a few members known - Fuego, Skoler, Omex. They do really eye catching end to end burners on railcars, they are pretty wise to tag the crew name instead of individual names imgur.com/gallery/all-...

could the god of "accidental" fires please pay another visit to glasgow

oh for fuck sake

mallow put on some youtube poops on the hotel room's TV during the final night, and we all started howling with laughter over this whole segment

every time I see another non-American talking shit about having to tip in America, I feel like I have to speak up like "the rest of us think this guy's a dickhead too!" tipping is still very common here and if you don't do it it's still a faux pas here as well!

what i've learned so far going through the omni of early Punisher appearances: Wein/Andru ASM seems like it's a really good time, based on the issues of it that have popped up here

scully you're not gonna believe this

all this shit about pushing whole milk is pissing me off cuz I love drinking milk but now I feel like I'm a victim of advertising

I kinda wanna build a three-string cigar box guitar youtube keeps showing me them and they look pretty cool

also the absolute highlight of Nick Spencer's excellent Superior Foes of Spider-Man, where he finally gets a moment of reminding everyone just how dangerous he can be

ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy

there goes my hero, watch him as he goes

look I'm just saying, I like cleaning, I'm a great cook, I make a fucking great cup of tea or coffee, I'm pretty handy, I was made to be a housebutch

I'm gonna become a director so I can fill my movies with the most lurid, trashy, extraneous sex scenes possible, just to piss off the most annoying people who will whine and whine about it

Betty Ross, either as Red She-Hulk or as Harpy

I was sitting next to a little girl in the cinema watching Fellowship of the Ring the other day, and she did a little "No!" under her breath when Boromir gets hit with the arrow, it was so adorable

When Gumby and Pokey enter the Necronomicon and Prickle has to go in after them:

oh yeah, this too, they had a whole thing about "genetic superiority" because they could process lactose

I have theories on this: the one outlined here, the theory that this was originally going to be a campaign for raw milk until someone stepped in before there was massive amounts of illness from it, or that the US dairy industry is just producing a massive surplus they need to sell FAST

I get people complaining about over-long movies, but then I watch the LotR movies, and what the fuck would you cut from those that wouldn't make them immediately worse?

I'd 100% have to leave him a Bob's Big Boy chocolate shake (his daily order)

the thing about LotR is that, even 25 years removed from the movies, I bet they're still doing WILD things to Legolas' guts on AO3

hello darkness my old friend I'm standing at the fridge again o jar, my hand is slowly creeping even though I should be sleeping thirty seven, that's the olives in my gut olive slut I'm going back for olive

I love Primus because no other band could cover Jerry Reed - Amos Moses and Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be on the same album and make total sense

"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"

shuffle hit me with Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away and that's your mother's mother, that's grandmother

y'know, it's so strange that every nu metal band seemed obligated to cover at least one 80s song

dudes rock

scarface is just shen yun for cuba

throughly zooted, got a big bag of bbq crisps, got a large sprite, got a recliner seat, and now 4 hours of LotR I've had worse saturdays

it's cold as moose balls in my room so I have not one, not two, but FOUR blankets over me in bed I'm the human lasagna

and with that, I've officially read the entirety of volume 1 of The Incredible Hulk! from his debut in 1962 until the start of 1999 what a long, strange, green, angry trip it's been

Jack Kirby was extremely on his shit when he came up with "a corporation of techbro nazis named Advanced Idea Mechanics" IN 1966

tomorrow i'm gonna eat a Hammed Burger and see Fellowship of the Ring in IMAX

Ralph Fiennes plays an absolute fucking blinder of a performance and there is a new gold standard in needledrops that had me singing along word for word, as soon as I saw the hint of it, I was so fucking ready

my new year's resolution is portion control, I've been exercising and eating fairly healthy but not losing anything, so I think the issue is just eating too much even if it is healthy

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I AM 33 TODAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKY

for how often I go to the cinema, I've never made out with someone in a movie theatre and I wanna rectify that

oh god, now i've been stricken with "obscure tie-in promotional comic that i need to read for completion's sake" there was a promotional comic for the opening of the Hulk rollercoaster at Universal Studios in Florida

Fellowship ends at 5:30pm on saturday, Two Towers starts 12:50pm on sunday, and I've booked the same seat in the same screen for both, I might as well bring a fuckin sleeping bag and camp out in the cinema