I remember Mark Waid talking about how writing the Fantastic 4 is difficult because obviously Reed Richards is meant to be a supergenius...but that means you have to actually come up with ways to make him demonstrably smart a character can only be as smart as the person writing them

Angela Lansbury's first movie was Gaslight (1944), her final movie was Glass Onion (2022)

everyone's sick of my "I don't normally call bands sellouts but I'll make an exception for Biffy Clyro" rant BUT IT'S TRUE

Resident Evil Weak Spot

for the record - it's not cunty, but the most refined/elegant handheld is actually the Wine Red DSi XL with the fat stylus for milf fingers and the big screens for milf eyes

oh fuck, that's RIGHT in the middle of the city too, hope nobody is hurt

"chef" as a domme title "You're my good little wage-slave, aren't you?" YES CHEF

I'm getting back into watching sports and god help me, I've picked NYC/NJ sports Devils, Knicks, Giants and, BECAUSE I'M ALLOWED ONE EVIL EMPIRE AND ONE EVIL EMPIRE ONLY, Yankees

Imagine if you were taking a nap and a bunch of sandwiches ran in your room, freaked out, and ran back out

international women’s day

honestly one of my big wishes if I ever came in to a whole bunch of money would just be to do a whole bunch of university courses I like learning! I like being taught!

the three american cultural food groups: Jazz, Comic Books and Pro Wrestling

your honor this is a purity test that doesn't take into account all the crimes i didn't commit

With all due respect, if you think viewers of professional wrestling don't understand they are watching a performance then you are very stupid. This is like looking at a theater audience and saying "these absolute morons think that's actually a prince of Denmark!" They aren't the dumbs ones...

if they really wanted to fix the MCU, they'd make a workplace sitcom of Damage Control (Damage Control are the organization that rebuild after superhero fights)

Like it even presupposes that Zionism *must* be Jewish when that is only a fraction of it. The vast vast majority of proponents of Eretz Yisrael as a settler colonial project are evangelical Christians.

this is a better wording of what I've been saying about antisemitism yes, most western Jews are zionists, that doesn't make antisemitism okay, hate zionists for the zionism, not Jews for just being Jewish

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

I don't think there's any point where I'd turn down garlic bread like if someone woke me up at like 4am with "I've just made some garlic bread" I'd just be like "...okay just a couple of slices"

from someone who trained as a chef and who worked in kitchens for a few years: there is a massive amount of guys in that industry who genuinely believe they are the reincarnation of Anthony Bourdain in the worst way

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Bitches, leave.

Immortal Hulk is that good, that it can have a page like this, and I'd argue it's not even the best title drop of that run ("IT'S JOE")

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

I once accidentally insulted Herman Li, lead guitarist of Dragonforce, to his face

Live look in at the main air traffic control terminal at Shota Rustaveli Tbilisi International...

forcefem out, forcebutch in we're fitting you for a pair of boots and shaving your head

I love posting about Dancepunk Stu

I'm the type of goon who yells "IT'S DA BAT" when Batman drops in through the skylight and is immediately punched in the face

the TL when the subject of ranking Fear Factory albums comes up

I get to dig out my weird nuclear weapon hyperfixation: this is absolutely true and is the cornerstone of MAD doctrine and it's easily demonstrable with one example: the value of having an unused weapon is so great THE WEAPON DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST to have value

artist's rendering of Jaws (1975) helping sharks totally replace gorillas as the "animal attack" default king

someone make a black metal band with me so we can call it Etrigan

true knawledge

Two-In-One is the book I tell people to read if they don't ask for something in particular because putting Ben Grimm into situations always produces great comics, there is no comic made worse by the presence of The Thing

they fucked my order up

everyone who wants more MIB should read the original Malibu Comics run the movie was based on it's FAR darker and includes cryptids, not just aliens, and it's SO GOOD (it's also a nice short read)

message to all women worldwide: eat heartily, laugh with ur belly, sleep soundly, freely build many gadgets and gizmos, play & draw always

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

so i just found out there was a sport at the paralympics from 1960-1980 called Dartchery, which is basically darts crossed with archery, and that sounds sick as fuck? like it's just darts, except you use a bow and arrow instead of darts

the history of music in the 20th century:

it really astounds me how many people completely disregard any Batman comics before the mid 80s there are SO many great Batman stories in all of the Golden, Silver and Bronze ages that get largely ignored now