local cinema has a showing of the new Wicked on friday EVERY HALF HOUR 32 SHOWINGS

well that's...a poor choice of venue

I love that, for how much Goku is based around honourable 1 on 1 combat, he's absolutely not above fighting dirty if the situation calls for it

Here’s the room where I keep all my things

monster making a female-focused line of drinks is so funny because every woman I know chugs pink monsters like they're TRYING to give themselves kidney stones

apparently there's a tiktok dance trend to Die Antwoord and Die Antwoord? in big 2025?

After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters. paletteswap.site/dif...

this is a much better way to phrase my request to make stuff horny again but also: it fucking sucks being an adult in the age where practically everything in mass media is made to be appropriate for kids too! make more stuff explicitly JUST for adults!

Throat POTUS

FUCK, I'm trying to do a "Trump sucked Clinton's dick"/Nancy Reagan joke, there's gold there but I'm not finding it

Horror doesn't have gratuitous nudity any more and it SUCKS

oh, they are, LOVE a baked potato, but when the youtubers start busting out the recipes for them, you know the big crunch is coming

I've got an actual recession indicator theory that's just been confirmed cuz I saw it in the wild: when food youtubers start giving recipies for baked potatoes

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.

hell yeah, busker with an electric guitar absolutely shredding Billy Idol - White Wedding

the secret they don't want you to know is that sumo is actually the coolest sport

I'm pretty sure the Pokemon card game was a CIA op to keep kids from getting into Magic the Gathering

three songs into the industrial playlist

Violator is a legitimately perfect album, you talk about "zero skips" my favourite song from them is either Sweetest Perfection, Behind The Wheel or World in My Eyes

every time I listen to anything from NIN - Year Zero, I just remember that Trent Reznor is as foundational to hyperpop as any other artist, and I'm so glad he pays it forward by handpicking the acts to open for NIN (like Health and 100 Gecs)

Compact Edition of Dark Patterns would be SO good, perfect pickup for people just getting into comics, cuz it's Batman Just Doing Batman Stuff, and is a nice managable 12 issues

MAKE IT YURI i'm not even saying this as like "everything must be yuri" (although it should), but rather in a "it just makes sense for this to be yuri"

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

now that it's complete: Batman: Dark Patterns is a perfect 12-issue run and everyone even slightly interested in Batman should read it ASAP

the coolest thing a teacher ever did for me was my English teacher seeing me reading Lovecraft and saying "hey, if you like Lovecraft, read The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen, it predates Lovecraft and inspired a lot of his work" well done Ms MacArthur because The Great God Pan fucking rules

Mercyful Fate/King Diamond are just the band Ghost wishes they were

this is the wildest part of this whole story, it's James fucking Bond, just say "hey look everyone, it's James Bond doing James Bond stuff" and we'll buy it, nobody cares THAT much

I feel like "earnestly trusting psychics to make career decisions" should have you failing the bar before you even sit it

My last word on the matter

It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld. Then the real one should come back with a mullet.

how are we doing today, little gay people who live in my phone?

i know when that hotline bling glory to the newborn king

Whenever I think of the UK I remember that one passage in the books about Mordor

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

I feel like the perfect metaphor for how Kevin Smith thinks is "I can definitely do something comparable to the end of Grant Morrison's Animal Man, but as long as I acknowledge that's what I'm doing, people won't call me a hack for it"

if we all work together and push casual friday to also include casual monday we can domino effect wearing sweatpants at the office inside of 20 years

it's wild that vapes get marketed as a quit smoking aid: they literally remove a bunch of the downsides of cigarettes! if anything, they encourage you to smoke MORE

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

every night I'm like "RIGHT DEFINITELY GOING TO BED AT 1AM TONIGHT" and every time I'm here at 2:30am, cuz I swear time dilates after 1

"Oh I bet Sky's being ironic about her love of 90s eurodance" while I'm sitting here at 1:17am on a Monday, listening to Faithless, sober as a judge

ROM rules, everyone should read ROM, the most bizarre situation of Marvel being given a toy robot and told "make up a backstory for this toy" and creating a fucking wild whole saga for him

I'm reading that Song of the Year 2025 is...Sometimes by Erasure, again

apparently Sydney Sweeney's new movie is completely bombing, which is pretty funny cuz you have to assume people with money tied up in that production have to be pretty fucking upset that she made the entire press tour about doing the worst job of hiding her political beliefs

I like "never kys" as a meme because it's true, appreciate life's little joys, stop and smell the flowers occasionally

no-one's ever been on their deathbed like "I wish I had listened to LESS melodeath"

coming at this from the lens of a comic book fan: it is PROFOUNDLY depressing how many people call themselves comic book fans now while not actually reading comics Big Youtube Short has taken people's need to read them, instead they listen to an AI voice describe them and call themselves fans