Sugar free red bull has a lot of nutrients they don't want you to know about

My "not involved in sex trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the press conference

when I'm in trouble I always think to myself... How can I implicate my wife in all this ?

Never heard they were linked before but now I believe Melania Trump is a pedophile

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Brain genius breakfast

I started taking a glp-1 again yesterday and I just had a single honee and feel like I'm going to throw up. What am I supposed to do for stress relief now

Where are all those uppity students from a few years ago, eh? Surely for them everything stands still forever, because my thoughts about an entire category of people are frozen in a culture war. No one can age because of the giant crystal machine that stops time with its magic light rays

Texting everyone I know to tell them the baby learned a new skill and the skill is knocking one of her toys over

Adult Catholic convert 🫵

RIP. I will never forget the police brutalizing him — and then that one cop stopping the other cop from helping him

BREAKING: J.D. Vance's head gets caught in Strait of Hormuz, blocking all sea traffic indefinitely and creating a permanent land bridge. Children from across the region have begun drawing on his perfectly round, egg-like head with chalk. The Pentagon confirms there will be no rescue operation.

Wow it's almost like using AI coding tools erodes user trust

Gotta ignore the news of the fascist war so I can finish working on my dissertation which deals with how war breeds fascism. Wakka wakka

The baby has a few high contrast toys/books that are supposed to be good for brain and eye development and she seems to get a kick out of them but her absolute favorite thing to look at is Shane's German Battleship Potemkin poster, so if you're having a baby don't forget to add this to your registry

I refuse to take medicine at night. That's a Big Pharma scam. Why waste money being healthy in my sleep?

Repeating it is lowkey goated when refusing to learn from history is the vibe

Asking my coworker who said "happy Tuesday" to me if he's seen Threads

Just remembered that I thrive on bad energy and ambient dread

I'm bored let's all go to our banks and withdraw all our money

@china.bsky.social help help

You already know it's on tubi #tubination #nuclearwar #happytuesday tubitv.com/movies/53144...

If you've never seen Threads you might as well watch it before 8pm tonight

I can’t stop thinking about the scene in THREADS where a pub TV is broadcasting news about the US doing a coup in Iran that leads to nuclear war while everyone just goes about their business like normal

Will you donate $27 today to show the oligarchs you OPPOSE nuclear war?

don't let the fact that this criminal is murdering you distract you from the reality that he also plans to steal your wallet (once you have been murdered)

In the last three weeks I've spent more time thinking about this than I have actually working

me to the deep state

Just listened to our moronic loser president talking to astronauts in space. Going to watch For All Mankind now and get really depressed about how much better it is than reality

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

"troubled coder who died by suicide" is such infuriating phrasing, he was a 26 yo, sentenced to 35 years in prison for downloading academic articles!! they murdered him.

Hope I can ignore less churn with Pendo's accurate AI-powered churn prediction so I don't keep missing my revenue goals. Otherwise I'm fucking toast

Aaron Swartz was driven to suicide by a sadistic, unhinged federal prosecutor named Carmen Ortiz. May her life be full of misery.

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

8pm Tuesday How many nukes does the US have 2026 Most alcoholic images of Pete Hegseth Trump bloated festering hands Trump nukes Side hustles for financial collapse Potassium iodide dosage chart All day breakfast McDonald's near me open now

I think a lot about Jordan Peterson saying he was awake for three weeks and almost died due to drinking a small glass of apple cider

when I start a shooting war without counting all my beans first

I had to turn the dry wipes into wet wipes by just adding water last night in an emergency situation and my only regret is that I waited this long to try just adding water. They're so good. We were so stupid.

It's not looking great

I'm Shane Sheehy

HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success] - The urge to bark is overwhelming. Every single synapse is telling you to do it. Give in. COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - No. We love our mommy and daddy. We are a good boy. We can be quiet. AUTHORITY [Challenging: Success]: You are the Woofmaster. Show them who's boss

This is literally my husband @shanesheehy.bsky.social

Justice coming out of her well to shame mankind

Final boss of troubleshooting

I'm in the Floptok wiki and I now understand Common Misconceptions and I'm hoping How To Escape pertains to me! share.google/oGtpvzBe8g56...

1. Social Collapse 2. Fascist Takeover 3. Nuclear Armageddon 4. Dog Dentist 5. End of Days

Who woulda thought?