We're having carnitas tonight so I set aside some of the pork and made Rollo a dog quesadilla

The state of dew releases

Jeez man I already think it's good he died, you don't gotta give me the hard sell

pepper criminal

Looking at health insurance plans trying to figure out if we can make it so my doctor and the baby's doctor are both covered under whatever new plan we get and I'm physically transforming into the Joker

📍 The Dark Pit ⭐⭐⭐ Busier than it usually is at this time of day. People usually spend less than 5 minutes here.

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I'm actually completely alive and fine everybody, I;m just hanging out with my wife at the hospital that lets you wear jeans in bed. Thank you for your well wishes

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Free idea: replace age verification with hardiness zone verification. Not sure how it would work or what it would accomplish but you can’t deny it’s a free idea

"I spent about 25% of my take-home on a cybertruck. Unrelatedly and for mysterious reasons, a bankruptcy transpired.

We should be composting these guys #buildsoil

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We're not even halfway yet, this could be a three dead senators month

The dream of a 100% dead Senate is within sight.

vaxxed?

I'm really sorry but this is the funniest photo I have ever seen.

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Street is currently flooding. Zero notifications. The system works!

who tryna sip 😗

an uptick in unleashed dogs at a local park has led to the following incredible exchange

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🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

Is it good if the humidity inside your house is 72%?

Count Binface removing the bin from his face to reveal multiple totenkopf tattoos

me watching love island

well at least everybody's a crazy asshole now

Does he deserve one popcorn?

The indomitable spirit

Developing a tattoo design that can only be described as the “Woke Totenkopf” for deployment in a future political endeavor. Please do not get pissed off at me while I am developing the “Woke Totenkopf”

Babe wake up it's time for your hourly series of ten flash flood warning notifications

Sure AI might have ruined my job but at least it's also ruining everyone else's job and also the entire world

not saying anything new, but if these folks actually believed in genAI writing, they'd disclose it, tout it, and build their own audiences elsewhere and leave others be. hiding and sneaking it to markets who want no part of it doesn't prove you're good at writing. just proves you're good at fraud.

"The three men are Araujo's brother, Victor Hugo Salgado Araujo, and two workers, Daniel Tirado Pantoja and Jose Trinidad Rojas Pliego, Proano told TNR. Family members who are in touch with them confirmed the pressure to sign self-deportation orders ..." They were on their way to a job site. TO WORK

Finally you can have the experience of being trapped in a mental hospital in the comfort of your own home

This sums up the frantic and coerced deployment of "AI" throughout public and private sectors. Results of even cursory audits are horrifying every time, invariably paired with forced adoption and retaliation for asserting professional norms. Colonialism is a cherry on top.

there are men on the left who will see right wing men as their allies above left wing women because in their eyes the former confirms masculinity and the latter conveys weakness

Trying to pick apart a woman's text messages to prove she's lying about being raped is gutter behavior. Consent can be revoked at any time and reading insinuations into text messages that the sender denies were there is ACTUAL journalistic malpractice. I would not trust a man who does this!

This is how I looked after giving birth

Someone should investigate the guys saying these things. Like there's just no way you haven't done some shit if you're saying this stuff.

Took about a half hour of explanation but finally got @cari.bsky.social to admit that the idea of the baby saying that Moscow is the Third Rome is a very funny idea

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

I think if I share my ethnicity, sexual orientation, and protected veteran status just two or three hundred more times I will for sure find a new job

It’s a beautiful morning to say Death To All Computers. Say it to your family! Say it to your “fam” on Microsoft Teams!!