mike leigh fans assemble! in major character actor drama news, bleecker street is planning to put premium-format tickets on sale for tender loving care next week.

astronaut come back from the moon. he retrieves a pistol and re-enters the space capsule, so as to return to the firmament. when asked why the astronaut was doing so, he replied: “Woke’s Decree”

"Grub, ho!" now cried the landlord, flinging open a door, and in we went to breakfast.

HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE

We are Lindsey graham We carry the flame

I find it interesting that the only two things you can bate are your breath and your damn wiener

bringing back the most English video of all time in honor of the Three Lions victory

Good voting to you... and may Obama's blessings smile upon your legacy - Woke Blessing, vernacular

Film bros freak out when you break into their house and trash the place

Gf: whos the little guy Me: his names Tasslehoff Burrfoot Gf: whats that big stick hes got Me: its called a hoopak Gf: whered he get it Me: probably kendermore. Thats the home city of the kender, of which he is one Gf: whens my birthday Me: is it in one of the months the sun wears sunglasses

this sunken-eyed young Platonist will tow you ten wakes round the world, and never make you one pint of sperm the richer

the prices of food, consumer goods, necessities of all sorts have increased greatly! this contributes to my sense of dissatisfaction with the cabal of black hearted perverts who seem to rule the roost

Today is Duodi the 22nd of Messidor in the year 234. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate cumin.#JacobinDay See today's page

Developing a tattoo design that can only be described as the “Woke Totenkopf” for deployment in a future political endeavor. Please do not get pissed off at me while I am developing the “Woke Totenkopf”

Will You Obey Woke's Decree?

Today is Décadi the 20th of Messidor in the year 234. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate parks.#JacobinDay See today's page

I’m receiving disturbing reports that Lloyd Howell has been Yooned by Kirkification.

It's Fillmore Auditorium 7/3/66 Monday

Today is Octidi the 18th of Messidor in the year 234. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate hairy vetchling.#JacobinDay See today's page

tfw the hot dogs are fresh off the grill

if you only jack off when you're horny you are missing the whole point

Panting and snorting like a mad battle steed that has lost its rider, the masterless ocean overruns the globe.

at the cookout. gf’s cousin says he wants to join the sophet’s army of pervert mercenaries. “for the glory of Tanit and Eschmoun” he says. Well ok. are you a pervert i asked. yes big time he replied. thats why i want to join the army of pervert mercenaries

This July 4th I’m thinking about the freeway chase from The Matrix: Reloaded

And that soldier’s name? Lloyd Howell…

Great question! To make your frustration about having to work all summer clear, here are some things you could raise: • A fuss • A holler

Losing 1/1d4 sanity from the knowledge that the minions movie is directed by a guy named Peter Coffin

Opening a new bag of beans for Wednesday morning vacation coffee

after a time, successor states stopped using the traditional greeting (“the burger consumer in me sees the burger consumer in you”) and adopted regional shorthands (“may we have burgers again”, “let burgers arrive on your plate”, “by burger and fries, be welcome”

a im WOKE da ba dee da ba da - Wokel 65

Today is Tridi the 13th of Messidor in the year 234. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate clove.#JacobinDay See today's page

God damn the Hitler Court

The Hitler Court released the FTC and Fed decisions on the same day so as to dab on us

I feel Woke’s light in my heart.. And it guides my blade! - Average New Yorker

Back for more dragonslop

I’m open to the idea of worshipping a gigantic statue of Baal if it lowers my pain at the pump

That’s wassup

Today is Décadi the 10th of Messidor in the year 234. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate the sickle.#JacobinDay See today's page

Replies you get when a post makes it to Discover: This reminds me of a poem my father wrote. Mind you, he wasn’t a good poet and was an even worse father. But he was possessed of a certain rustic perspicacity. Actually, I’m more like him than I like to admit. We both like brunettes DDD and above.

apparently he got on this because of a tossed-off answer at a press event several weeks ago and not anything in the movie, so this is more like getting fools-mated by a dog

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In a real society, in a real country where laws were applied to everyone and consequences were a thing, saying "I will protect the pedophiles and crooks in this room from justice" would be the end of this guy's career and he'd be in jail

I am going to read an article about the dirtbag left in 2026. Just kidding

I will not rest until James Carville's faith in the Democratic Party is restored!!! Who's with me??? 😃

The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song

I know where the missing Texan giraffe is, but I’m not telling

how are you going to make Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword (singular) of the Morning, wield two swords. c'mon man