Crisis of the Third Century moment

Friday

if the democrats were at the erfurt latrine disaster it wouldnt have gone down like that. they would have drafted a resolution to find common ground with the poo poo

Sobbing, I pull the trigger. The concussion echoes loudly through the air around me, penetrating my envelope of sadness, cracking me open, exposing my feelings to the chill air of the morning. (excerpt from my new book "The Sniper Who Loves The Guys He Shoots," out this November on Penguin Books)

The facts…. the facts…my kingdom for the facts! - Woke Lear

Look I don’t agree with him often but when he’s right he’s right

Today is Décadi the 10th of Pluviôse in the year 234. Pluviôse is the month of rain. Today we celebrate the axe.#JacobinDay More information on the axe

It was a night just like any other night, the sun was setting over the hills and you could smell eucalyptus in the air. I sat at a booth in the joint over on La Cineaga like i did every Friday, nursing a Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout and contemplating another memory i’d like to forget

Is a pretending-to-be-shocked-you’re-not-allowed-to-tell-people-to-kill-themselves-on-social-mediaball on? 🙄

Eighteen perverts

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

if i had been there at the crisis of the third century it woud not have gone down like that. i would have figured it out

The tsar must dismiss his ministry and recall the duma

Fucking nazis

If Robert Oppenheimer were alive today, he would say such things as "Now I am become WOKE, destroyer of NORMS." Makes you think about this world...

Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!

(To the tune of Trinidad - Geese) there’s a Lloyd in my Howell

one oscar after another get this one viral now juice the damn numbers

What a great Best Picture field!

Nothing bad can happen ☝️🙂‍↔️ It can only good happen 🙂‍↕️👍

We are receiving reports that President Trump’s Venus for Men malfunctioned and he will be switching to a plane with a working Venus for Men, so he can continue to experience the ultimate in hands-free orgasmic pleasure - with or without an erection!

Today is Duodi the 2nd of Pluviôse in the year 234. Pluviôse is the month of rain. Today we celebrate moss.#JacobinDay More information on moss

When the swords bard uses all their bardic inspiration on defensive flourishes

this is full of meaning

all that is required for evil to succeed is for the evil forces to acquire the Heart of Ahriman - Benjamin Franklin

Me: Look at them! Short haired baddie in the platform boots. Go say hey My Divorced Pal: Agh fine. Worst they can say is no right? My Performatively Accepting to the Point of Being a Sexual Predator Roommate Who is Also Dracula: Personally I don’t care vhat zey pull out, I vill be sucking it !

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

there are days when football happens

@shanesheehy.bsky.social thank you for having Cari send that video to the group chat

Today is Nonidi the 29th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate mercury.#JacobinDay More information on mercury

working on what might just be my greatest druid subclass yet

please dont talk to me and please leave me alone. i am trying my hardest to go fuck myself and go into the woods and lie down but .

Guy who still posts complaints about his social media feed while experiencing a psychotic break

May your Whiskey Friday be filled with Tony Dokoupil! - Traditional CBS greeting

My success will be phenomenal… The city will never see me coming! They call me Marty Supreme for a good reason… I will not be denied! - Timothee Chalamet

unfortunately that post is still sticking in my craw but if the resist libs were right about everything Robert Mueller would’ve locked up Trump and Joe Biden would’ve saved the republic

I have no objection to any person’s religion, be it what it may

I can’t wait for tonight’s episode of the CBS Evening News with Tony “Bourbon Bastard” Dokoupil!

Today is Quintidi the 25th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay More information on cats

Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather

he ain’t sick; but no, he isn’t well either

A nose to the whale would have been impertinent.

some stills from The Insider (Michael Mann)

Hey Buster! It’s me… Marty Supreme! - Timothee Chalamet

Just laughed out loud imagining running into the Target bathroom while Gregory Bovino is in it and slapping him around like Bam Margera with his dad on the toilet