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Working on my mantra

The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series) the boy: what is it, papa? the man: it's an air fryer. the boy: it fries air? why? the man: it fries food. in dual zones.

The itsy bitsy spider has been washed out by the rain. Heres why thats ok

Guy who went out of his way to make a Frankenstein adaptation where the creature never commits murder 👇

if i was a politician or regulator i would make a blu ray release of the other side of the wind my price for not opposing the netflix/wb merger

Do yall like my Sopranos OC? He’s new to the family but full of hope. He helps Christopher get off heroin and embrace Joel Osteen. His name is Giordano Vivicci

Today is Sextidi the 16th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate gorse.#JacobinDay More information on gorse

Bluesky is probably the only place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics, pornography, and alt text” and everyone is like omg follow

Today is Quintidi the 15th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate roe deer.#JacobinDay More information on roe deer

just to be clear i’m woke so when i see this i make a big frowning face

Basically our long term vision is to be an omnicasino 🙂

that's so cool. I'd like to write a beautiful song or book.

I'll say "okie dokie" from time to time but i don't make it my entire personality

December 1st, 2025

Today is Primidi the 11th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate wax.#JacobinDay More information on wax

A new series from the simple mind of Taylor Sheridan.

It’s almost that time of year again…

Today is Octidi the 8th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate honey.#JacobinDay More information on honey

the charlie kirk float in the thanksgiving parade was actually really beautiful and provided some closure

linkedin job history Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present | Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025 | Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate pigs.#JacobinDay More information on pigs

An early test of Pritzker's viability in 2028: does he have the juice to start a round of TLJ discourse online?

You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again

A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise. www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

vincent hanna: this crew stinks. total amateurs. they put a big dent in this truck and blew the other one up. shot the guards. you know what, i'm going home to my wife.

alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island batman: i don't care

Learning about business

The good news is that bowing to pressure satisfies one's enemies and disclosing information satisfies conspiracy theorists, so this will be the end of this controversy for him 🤠

Person orchestrating a criminal conspiracy: here’s my drivers license so you can copy it for your records :)

If Pink floyd weren't on drugs the album probably would have been called Regular Side of the Moon

Today is Décadi the 30th of Brumaire in the year 234. Brumaire is the month of mist. Today we celebrate the roller.#JacobinDay More information on the roller

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways

Making some motherfucking chamomile tea

Chatbot for cats called Curiosity

In the old days you had to hire a private detective to learn the sordid details of what modern people post online for free

woke 2 sends its regards

she was the kind of gal who had you scanning a qr code - woke private eye

Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..

I’ve been trying to put into words why this dissected guy prop from GdT Frankenstein pisses me off and I think I’ve got it: bro looks like if you cut into him you’d discover he’s actually made of cake

new research suggests napoleon boaparte had a secure attachment style with the people of france

Jeffrey Epstein trying to write “Hamlet” in an email: hamnet

It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile