the ongoing situation with Aaron Rupar's mentions makes a lot more sense now

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

I think I could have a nice conversation with Isaac Chotiner actually. Does he want to know anything about harsh noise bands

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

chotiner’s real gift is very quickly revealing how many powerful and influential people are complete morons. Sunstein is asked about his friendship with Kissinger and it’s pretty clear that he’s never really thought about it.

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

LOL

they actually apologized for this btw I just didn't see it for ages because it was 1. on facebook and 2. in spanish, at any rate we can consider the matter closed

both the big industrial music podcasts I follow have gotten got by an obvious AI song in the last six weeks 🙃

By the age of 30 you should have: -seven page long rap sheet -a negative post count -several long standing beefs with mods from Debate & Discussion

you don't tell me what the fuck my rate limit is. I'll decide whay my rate limit is. give me another post (bartender phoning 911 in the background)

(Standing in front of the Shadow Chancellor of Sexualities and Minister of the Gender Exchequery) Mz Stryker your complaint is noted. I say to you again: IF you are a woman AS YOU CLAIM- then surely you should have no problem- (a guard pours wet hair into my hands) WIPING THIS ONTO A SHOWER WALL?

ah c'mon man

SHRIMP CHECK: take a deep breath and check your pockets for shrimp

Cooking up some real bad posts to make sure I don't get raptured. I got shit to do around here

Feels like we may be on the cusp of a return of one of my favorite bits from '80s and '90s religious freakout culture, which is tricking people into hearing music that sends them to hell

last dungeon synth stream until I go out of town

I’m not letting this administration move on to making up shit about autism. You get back here and finish destroying speech.

put a big hot pink chunk in it what do we think of this

all of these losers talk a big game until someone stands up to them and then it’s all “cmon I was only joking I’m just a little guy it’s my birthday”

please god let her try to cancel gwar it'll be so fucking funny

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

[only half listening] yeah I don't think that's true. I only take advil but I can name every Muslimgauze song in alphabetical order

basically paralyzed and unable to do my tasks today because my podcast episode that I always listen to on Monday didnt upload for some reason and I can't do my tasks out of order (brain bad)

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

Enjoying the incredible responses to this. Bluesky never beating the allegations.

Shaun King called out to me just before I sacrificed my son Isaac on an altar to THE LORD, staying my blade, and produced a ram caught in a thicket of thorns behind him to be a burnt offering instead

hey if you live in the Irish Channel can you call whoever the councilmember is and tell them it was fucking illegal to paint the Bounce Walmart landlord gray??? I would do it myself but I dont live there anymore. I am 100% sure they agreed not to do that to get the zoning back in 2006.

Over the last several years my left and right hands have taken turns passing the same 100 dollar bill back and forth, and I'm proud to report that thanks to this investment my net value is now one trillion dollars

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

taking bets now on what his next gofundme will be for

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

please stop saying shit like "real christians don't do this." Real Christians do. They're sitting there right now doing it. They joined that kind of Christianity with the explicit intention of doing exactly what they're doing right now.

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

I just wrote a little thread about it because it's been driving me bonkers how this hasn't come up on anyone's radar. The right is 1000% targeting Venezuelans specifically as a way to gin up support among Latinos for ICE crackdowns.

boooo get new material

The hottest new club beat is Oceangate submersible rupturing hull sounds.

dark jazz, sadjams, occasionally guys trying to play doom metal on saxophones, that sort of thing

I actually think he picked this up from 1970s horror movies given that nobody has said "insane asylum" in like a hundred years

i love getting free assets and making utter garbage with them