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Kanye West - Not Racist Anymore feat. Simon (A.I. reconstruction) and Garfunkel (real)

"why aren't the bonus tracks on spotify" they're a bonus? for buying?? the album??????

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

In celebration of their 46th anniversary, Einstürzende Neubauten are putting on a free concert online on April 1st. @regenmag.bsky.social @idieyoudie.bsky.social

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to watch the yuan destroy the petrodollar

still on step one then

dungeons & dragons background music

That's right

It continues to be the funniest thing in the world that the Bluesky team made good functional user-friendly social media that isn’t riddled with ads and Nazis and they fucking hate it. They hate the site, they hate the users, they would all rather be doing literally anything else than this

If you change your settings to show people marked as "rude" by Bluesky you will suddenly see where all the trans people and opponents of Israel's genocide have gone.

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75

So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.

Ah, fucked up your sleep schedule again have you

I'm making potato & leek soup is anybody hungry

alright playtime's over. send me more interesting haters

its some sort of law of the internet that literally any crusty old pest has at least one name searching soldier

Swans Guitar Hero DLC

The kids are starting to refer to any type of DM on any app or website as "texting"

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

daniel graves quickly approaching 2010 kanye levels of "this single was good until you showed up and started caterwauling on it" for me

i just tried the dry salt method of popping popcorn and i have to say it is an extremely effective oil-free alternative for launching thousands of burning hot salt crystals at your face

This isn't like Idiocracy at all, actually. Starting to think a lot of you didn't even watch the movie.

Touching a hot stove, going "OW" then thinking carefully for a month, having a lot of meetings, and ultimately deciding to touch the stove again

We're gonna need to start caring a lot less about what idaho thinks, actually

doctor doom toots as he pleases

if you have a kid with only 1 dose of the MMR, like this partially vaccinated person who just caught measles did, call your pediatrician right now and schedule the second dose right now. they can get it any time >28 days after the first dose. if they won't administer it get a different pediatrician

Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time.

once in a while i'm reminded that we're hosting the olympics in two years and have a Muad'Dib vision of hell on earth

DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog. ME: Woow

just for a goof I have picked out an album of the year for every year I've been alive

every white millennial from the suburbs had a sexual experience to a tool song

gonna say this on here and get it out of my system instead of starting a huge fight on the RYM forum: ethereal wave is a fake genre and you are all the way on crack if you're trying to put Dead Can Dance and Switchblade Symphony into the same category

"can be dressed up or down" ok I refuse to ever learn what that means

ONCE MORE AND ONCE AGAIN, bunch of smirking idiots are going to find out really quick why their gender phrenology ain’t the flex they think it is.

saw a video of ringo starr dressed as that gay guy from disco elysium

It’s often said that Gettysburg was the “high water mark of the Confederacy” but I think that happened a week later during John Morgan’s raid on Indiana when his troops stole 2000 hams and subsequently had to dump them as they spoiled, leaving a trail of rotting ham for Union pursuers to follow

“I consider mids loud” starts manifesting itself into reality

oh sweet another guy who can't tell the difference between internal anxiety and external danger, I was worried we were gonna run out of these

doing a new bit where I reply "believe women" to anyone who argues with me about anything

(Stubbornly dusting off the turd that keeps falling on the floor so I can eat it) voters like Platner dude, grow up

Please, I am begging people: never again repeat the claim that only two people were killed in the occupation of Minnesota.

wow no way

[yelling over club music] I said death is the loss of future love

bring me a nominee who doesn't do shit like this or this whole stupid country can go down screaming in flames with me, I don't give a shit anymore

"Announce to your enemy exactly where and when your troops will be. Gather your troops in a single spot, preferably near multiple red barrels. Make sure your enemy knows that the red barrels are explosive, and that your troops are standing next to them." - Sun Tzu