QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> To: [email protected] pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles

Here's a massive scoop from Ed showing OpenAI has been lying about their revenue for years

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.

Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)

keep HONKING i have HEARING DAMAGE from the HARSH NOISE SHOW

mods are asleep post rare brassicas

it's not like Lanvin didn't know how to make a dress that wasn't trash either, look at this '23 robe de style it rules

delighted by this regency era combination mourning/evening dress, bring back clothing that says "ok I am coming to your party but do NOT try to speak to me while I am here"

It's flat fuck friday

1916 was an insanely goated year for party dresses, I gotta make one of these eventually

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

absolutely not beating the "I will never finish Dark Souls 2" allegations

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

Ed is this good

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.

I'm going insane

TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is ME: what’s chappie? TREBEK: you’re on the board

1. He is a mortal man who lives in this world.

i think if you make tiramisu without mascarpone you should probably be fed to wild dogs

hi Zot

I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet

I'm fact if you're gonna wear them you should be in mild danger of showing a little nut

archive.org has the shitty flash game from the Dilberito (frozen Dilbert burrito) website where the objective is to eat enough good food that you extend your lifespan to 150 years. this game was made by scott adams who is currently dying somewhat short of 150. rip archive.org/details/Dilb...

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

oh my god

Capri pants look good on men

Capri pants look good on men

This is functionally identical to how Murkowski and Collins were coincidentally allowed to vote against particularly heinous Trump nominees only when there were enough guaranteed ‘yes’ votes for it to not matter. Senate leaders of both parties know how to count to 60.

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

anyway check this out

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what if—and hear me out—communism 🤣

the pro strat is to never expect anyone to do anything good, then you'll be a lot less disappointed

Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal