Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels

If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.

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As requested, sir: a Wet Wipe. For your doodoo ass?

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tony hawk's state funeral will stream exclusively on PlayStation

I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

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AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.

if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse

Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.

based on public statements and private rumors the situation at openai is not only untenable, it's basically unknowable, because while the company is almost certainly divorced from "its values" (which were always a mirage), the people warning us of it are still members of the cult, and are unreliable

In London 2009, Gary Numan made a surprise appearance with NIN to play Numan's "Metal" & "Cars." I filmed it in one unbroken shot from the middle of the stage with a handheld DSLR. Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):

I didn't expect the Jeffrey Epstein story to contain assistant editor workflow gore but lmao

¡Hola! Estoy huyendo del siglo americano de la humillación. ¿Podrías decirme cómo llegar a la discoteca gótica más cercana?

new campaign from Mugler is the only kind of advertisement I ever want to see. reminds me of the time they tried to sell Quiznos by having little jpeg demons scream about the moon. sublime.

Not only is ICE in New Jersey, but its unbridled violence is here as well. ICE cannot exist without violence. Safety will not come from body-worn cameras, better training, or unmasked agents. It comes from no agents at all, the abolition of ICE, and preventing the creation of anything similar.

I would have been soooo good at being a delphic oracle

I knew they were gonna memory-hole this guy in under six weeks because they always do but its nevertheless been wild to discover that his only friend on god's gay earth was Candace Owens

people thought I was downplaying his importance when I said this, but I was right

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everybody shut the fuck up new Laibach video just dropped

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

just heard Sleep Token for the first time and wow! this shit sucks ass!!!

surely there has to be a point where the lies are too stupid

I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular kigalidailynews.rw/reports-emer...

I need everyone to reframe every attempt to get our ID not as a puritanical measure to protect children but as another way of building databases of everything we do or say, including in private. They want evidence of illegal things you may be saying or doing - even if they aren't illegal now.

"one of things" is funny but I really like how he said "travel to Moon" the way a normal person says "travel to Boise"

Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film

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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster

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Jake Paul losing an argument with himself on twitter is definitive proof that he should continue his getting punched in the head by professional boxers career

I think a lot of this is that people have a very weird idea about what cops do with burglary complaints. You've got video footage of the robbery? That's nice, whatever, please sign this report, here's your copy for your insurance company, goodbye and good luck with the rest of your life.

Think about this, how MAGA has so thoroughly alienated itself from American culture that they're off in their dank divorce caves watching elderly pedophile party hour instead of the Superbowl, absorbing the halftime show via angry youtube nazis selling dick pills about it, etc.

I heard a loud thump and found this:

99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist