Yeah :D

You drink 14 beers and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter, please call me 'cause I need to go I'm skipping out on my tab at the liquor store

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile KOKO: jealousy cynic

hell yeah this is sick

i made one

mods please change my name to Mister Fourteen Beers

Insanity Meter slowly ticking up at the Microcenter

heading to microcenter to see what the nerds have to say about it

whats a good sun lamp. for my agonies

Congratulations to Dick Cheney for dying and going to hell for all eternity. You earned it buddy!

Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune

damn that actually looks like shit

yeah it's fucked. no stream tomorrow at a minimum

Pretty sure my PC just ate shit

Working on a new dance move called the Blair Witch where I just stand facing the corner completely still for several hours and then leave without saying anything to anybody

hawkeye has died of a peanut allergy and will not be returning in Avengers 7: Dr Doom Does The Ultimate Sit Up

hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch

being accidentally subscribed to ubisoft's live service for longer than 4 months should qualify me for a french passport

Came up with a really fun new game it's called Drink Fourteen Beers

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

none of the golds even match. just astonishing work

ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy

anyway let's do some spooky ambient background music

hearing rumors about an explicitly marxist novelization of Uzumaki coming out next year which almost seems custom designed to be a Combination Of Words I Like

Mom bought a chair from the vampire museum

Was reading up on a new Square Enix game and it’s set in the mystical kingdom of what I call the city when I’m drunk

Ok so basically the main thing you need to understand about Gamera is that he’s a friend to all children

yooooooo fucking Neubauten at WGT next year

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

impossible to express how humiliating it is to actually take this to court as the border patrol agent who got hit with a sandwich IN his bullet-proof vest. oh i'm sorry, it wasn't a sandwich-proof vest?

People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.

The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.

Yume Nikki PS1. Demo out NOW! It contains two dream worlds to explore. You can run it on a real PlayStation 1. This is a fan game. I put a lot of love and care into it. I hope you enjoy it. #yumenikki #ps1 #psx #gamedev #homebrew

slurring his own posts while visibly tilting towards the fucked up half of his face, my man is well past cooked, his ass is cremated

its truly fine for Cuomo to have his little nipple rings but why are you as a man not wearing a lil grandpa tank top underneath your dress shirt. you are old enough to know better. in fact I think you're doing this on purpose, for pervert reasons

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

Rudy Giuliani today

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

This may be the funniest election in 100 years www.npr.org/2025/08/29/n...

Can somebody add ‘WOKE 2!’ to the end of this gif

Welcome to Woke 2 motherfucker

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.