If it happens on the 250th then American exceptionalism is real

making kimchi meatloaf is anyone hungry

People are so funny (derogatory) when they can't just dislike something without making it Morally Incorrect in their minds. I just saw someone say The Caretaker had no right to make Everywhere At The End Of Time because he's "not a real Alzheimer's researcher"

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

guess I'm the Dumb Guy today because I honestly thought they were gonna wait until PS6 to try and fuck us all in the mouth

Reposting because of the sony news

me whwen a minor personal setback befalls my rival

“I’m liquidmaxxing and I’m lowkey in my hydration era!” 🚫🤮🚮 “Im da Water fucker” ✅😊👍

leftists: read theory liberals: watch West Wing guy who fell in a big puddle on his way here: [squelchsquelchsquelch] aughck.., my shooes, my stupid wet shoes..

Not only is it a skill issue but "You need to work within the system and within the Party" is what the people freaking out about this have explicitly been telling critics to do for decades. I guess they didn't mean it, didn't think anyone would try, or were confident it couldn't work.

Sorry I was absent from my job as the Baby Healthcare Slasher. I had depression for reasons that I’m sure are entirely unrelated to that. Anyways back to my job giving everyone infectious diseases and driving teenagers to suicide.

Accidentally called hot for teacher gay for sister and all the strippers put their clothes back on

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

i put on my wizard hat and robe

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

Gonna do some warm-up Takes real quick. Why are you as an adult using the word "yummy". That is a word for 6 year olds

Just remember if you ever doubt the power of hard work or dedication, a guy on TikTok sprayed dog medicine daily on his hands for over two years because it toughened his skin and now there is video of him punching through a cinderblock wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt

john waters:

There used to be a whole genre of songs that was just "a guy dies in a car accident because he liked a girl" and I think that needs to come back to warn people about the dangers of heterosexuality.

Cooking up a new bit where I complain whenever i have to watch a movie character eat a sandwich. I don't need to see your nasty dinner. It's got nothing to do with the plot.

you know this song was written by a white man right? like he's basically wearing greenface? the frog's great though, name's Herman i think. Curtis? what a voice. good luck finding some honky who sings like that. probably tried too. Dermot? hold on i'll google it.. wow i was a mile off. it's Michigan

scientists with grave expression on their faces moving the big clock hand one minute closer to midnight, when moby will finally get his ass beat by eminem

DOLLMAN (1991) starting now

[knock knock] Hello I'm with the Democratic Party. Just wanted to mark you down on whether or not you love the West and cops and rich people? Oh and Israel too.

i would like to introduce my audience to a cutting edge new concept that i think many will find very appealing: women

FUN MOVIE FACT: your eyes did not deceive you if thought a key location from MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003) looked familiar! It's appeared in many classic Hollywood films for decades. True fans of cinema recognize it immediately as: "The Ocean."

short doom jazz stream

Indistinguishable from something Mitt Romney would have said in 2012

Sounds like AI is a huge liability and billionaires are mega-crybaby about it as per. "established studios with a positive track record see a "catastrophic" 40% to 60% drop in sales when they use AI"

What if the people who lie to you every time they open their mouths are lying to you about communism?

I'm addicted to porn... porn myself another shot of vodka from the secret bottle I hide in my toilet cistern! because I'm an alcoholic

welcome to BASEMENT POOL the hottest nightclub in the Philadelphia area

Men will literally say shit like "I would have enjoyed fighting in both WWI and WWII" and then pretend like they are incapable of picking up their towels

huffing that shit that turned pythia into a delphic oracle

cowboy reflects on the World Cup thus far:

It's a very dangerous Trump-era instinct to take a celebrity you and your peer group feel a lot of goodwill towards and project both good personal politics and presidential ambitions onto them. That's why I think a more realistic ceiling for johnny knoxville is ambassador to the UN

What do you mean abolishing ICE is not doable? It was created in 2003. There are Missy Elliot songs older than ICE.

just finished my design for a shrimp powered air conditioner. now to take a sip of coffee and check out bluesky

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

Had McDonalds twice today and after the second time the lady at the window called me bourgeoisie scum

who up gettin fast casual shrimp

I met a rodent man in the tunnels under the city and his eyes were kind and his expression warm and welcoming

Sorry, fake or not, that account is great "Do you really think poor people would be eating at Applebees?" Um, yeah? That's who's in there! The place is a fuckin dump lol

Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone