Sinatra has gone woke

I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system

Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar

doom jazz is back come contemplate the void

Trying to think of a single time I've ever heard the word "heritage" and it wasn't immediately followed by some gross nonsense. The heritage Redwings are way worse than the normal ones so that's out

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?

razor made me watch this video. she swore up and down despite it seeming like slop that it's actually peak AND GOD DAMN IT SHE'S NOT EXAGGERATING. IF THIS WERE ON LETTERBOXD I'D GIVE IT A 5. ZERO HYPERBOLE i cannot fucking BELIEVE how good this is. what the fuck. emergent storytelling is beautiful

A Gabagool for Leibowitz

"twink death" how about twink retirement fund. haven't they done enough for us

Uh oh it's lightly sleeting time for everyone to go fucking insane and crash their cars for no reason

writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Aury's telling a story about filming Brilliant Minds and somebody kept bringing their dog to work and the dog was barfing and shitting all over the set

Mom made sugar plums which DO NOT have plums in them, I haven't been this mad since finding out that a single horse doesn't equal one horsepower

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

everyone shut the fuck up I'm deep frying a partially frozen turkey on a wooden deck five feet from my house

God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen

who wore it better

SNAPCHAT MANAGER: did you set up those holiday filters DEV: sure thing boss real fuckin folk horror just like you wanted THE MANAGER, WHOS NAME IS GERALD: what

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

and Tiny Tim, who was NOT high,

god bless us, every one

The creepy Joshua Project is an evangelical group with Pence connections with a huge database of "unreached peoples" "prime for conversion to Christianity." They have tons of language data from missionaries that nobody else has. Anyway, I stole all of it. Here's one off-putting visualization

500 Muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole. There goes Mr. Bitch.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

today I said something to my girlfriend about the complete stranglehold that Live Through This had on every girl who was about to realize she was a lesbian in 1994 and her reaction was pure incredulity that there was ever a band named "Hole"

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i’m posting the video again

Not very nice of people to be sharing that picture of a horrible troll beast and claiming it’s Matty Yglesias

Otherkin would rather commit wire fraud than go to therapy

Thanks.

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

I think it’s important to insist on recalling, at all available opportunities, that this was specifically an attack on a trans instructor over an assignment about gender. Neither of those details are incidental; they are the center of the story

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

god bless us, every one

Being a woman! It's a lot. And we wouldn't trade it for anything. Skip ad

merry folgers incest commercial to all those that celebrate

Fucking forgot to take my weed pill for my agonies and I've been sitting here for an hour waiting for it to kick in going ow owww oughgghhh ouchie why isn't my weed working

CRITICAL SOCK UPDATE:

they’re calling it chill the fuck out december

There's a multi-week long discourse going on all the major fiber arts subreddits right now that basically boils down to "you shouldn't post your first project if it looks Too Good because that makes other new people feel bad"

Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA

Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall