I don’t want to stay up too late but I can’t think of a better way to wake up on Valentine’s Day than to see that your husband has assembled not one but 15 Chester Cheetahs celebrating Cheetos in one big puzzle

My 61yo sister does not like I Think You Should Leave She also didn’t realize it was a sketch comedy so I am rewatching the first episode as if it is all the same characters doing the same things to see what plot she was trying to piece together

I feel let down by this subsequent challenge

I didn’t have a lot of time for my daily lab so I basically tried to learn Mai’s frame data since it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow (Actually it’s because I got a local in 9 days and I figured if I get seeded against Space Boy again, I should at least google who his main is.)

Seeing a GI doctor on Monday but already talking myself into a Crohn’s Disease diagnosis like a normal dude

yo check it out I made a version that just embeds how cool is that?

By the way, I showed my wife the Rooster Teeth video I made and she couldn’t finish. I even skipped ahead to the hook: “Ok I’m gonna tell you about this Let’s Play update I did and you tell me if it counts as cheating on my wife,” and she still opted out. “When do you get to the point?” she asked

Wait a fuckin minute What do you mean you can buy gifts for the Street Fighter characters in World Tour mode

I was really itching to do some outer wilds tonight, but there is a Internet outage

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At a parents’ middle school orientation. Another dad: “hi are you [Radish’s] dad? I’m [other girl I don’t know]’s dad. I heard you played through all of Kingdom Hearts and my daughter is doing that now and showing it to us.” Me: oh haha (wait how the fuck could he know this!)

If you like those "Oh Hi I Didn't See You There" videos I make, I made one about Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter and the craziest story about Let's Play I didn't get to tell 8 years ago. youtu.be/UYk8HeBKkBs

time to do sf6, gradius 3 and outer wilds dlc I will finish one game someday twitch.tv/slowbeef

“It’s that dangerous, science?” - my 9yo on having to wear goggles for a baking soda/vinegar rocket

Gonna do some Outer Wilds DLC come hang twitch.tv/slowbeef

my mom was a nurse for about 50 years Me: I think you’d like The Pitt. I’m liking it. The season takes place over a 15 hour ER shift and each episode is an hour from it Mom: is it like a mystery or…? Me: No it’s just a medical drama. Mom: It sounds like I’m watching work. I had no rebuttal

I wrote my first ever Two Sentence Horror Story “Oh my god, I just realized our only hope is if the former president takes down the current president by admitting they both ate babies on Sex Pest Island. Mama Mia!”

It’s only 10, it might hit me but it’s not plus on block

I regret my purchase

In all transparency I have not had time to watch but I will almost always signal boost anything about Neo Kobe

Important news: Movie titles that begin with "I," in English are very funny in Spanish.

Are there chill co-op games you could just kinda hang out and talk in? Just stuff like … I don’t know, it doesn’t require a lot of focus?

Ok I am inspired. Let’s do an SA1 arcade difficulty 1cc attempt and stay up late getting Gradius 3 retro achievements you know the place

The anime for Salamander (Life Force if you’re nasty) (ok not really) makes the bold choices of having the fire dragon boss and a big Moai statue floating in space as central figures in the whole thing. I would’ve started with like a spaceship maybe but ok

Tekken Youtube or Anarchy Youtube: You decide!

... ... Wait, Salamander Anime?

Also no stream tonight, I am kinda sick still

I think at the end of the month, I might do a call on show with @indestructiblecat.bsky.social about The Dark Id lore on the 3rd anniversary of his death

Oh why do we own this

Me: oh mom got a new sponge holder Daughter: yeah she thought I you wouldn’t notice it Me: oh haha *later, texting wife who is away* Me: why does the new sponge holder have a penis

Very sorry for abrupt stream end, I don’t think dinner agreed with me and I’m currently in the “am I going to throw up?” part of it

Not feeling too hot, like I might throw up any second. So that is a good time to play a little Street Fighting and a lot of Outer Wilds DLC imo twitch.tv/slowbeef

there have been many, many more egregious and awful bans on this website but this is perhaps the stupidest just from like, a business perspective

Hm. I guess The Outer Wilds DLC isn’t gonna have a ton more content. … … oh ok

Everyone! Shouldn’t @kayin.moe play Outer Wilds?! It’s amazing!

btw I think I am finally getting better at SF6 because I am watching the other character's animations for clues as to like how to punish them My revelation came when I realized I never noticed Mai's boobs are all over the place when she is doing light jabs, like I know, but it's crazy

Gonna skip Gradius tonight and: - maybe see how we do at SF6 … as Cammy?!?!! - play Outer Wilds DLC - probably break down and play as Ed too Twitch.tv/slowbeef

Despite everything, we did it, folks But you know, a hiccup or two on the way www.twitch.tv/slowbeef/cli...

Ok gonna try a quick No Options run of G3 (original) You know the place

To be clear this person is good and correct. I just wanted to sell it a little.

If you're not above cringey videos where I get overexcited, here's finally, the recording where I got Master Rank in SF6, roughly 8 months after I started playing with Radish. youtu.be/S44QvlHY-DI

Buddy, no. Come on.

And amazingly his pride is so big that he has the best excuse right here like “well obviously I wasn’t cool enough to hang with the pedophiles oh well haha” but he has to go “no I totally could go to pervert island, I’m actually so cool I would have my own”

ok gonna try the arcade 1cc of the sa-1 hack let's see how it goes

ok gonna do a really boring SF6 stream - like the worst you've ever seen - and then maybe we do an Arcade 1CC attempt of the SA-1 hack and mayyyyybe Outer Wilds DLC. Some combo of these twitch.tv/slowbeef

“Pfft, I wouldn’t have even needed Epstein to have a sex party with young girls. And I’m still really smart!” I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity. And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!

Good news everyone, lowtax faked his death! Bad news though

We did! Coming soon: No Option Run

Gradius III - No Lasers. Let's do it. twitch.tv/slowbeef