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Finally caught up on Peacemaker S2 and god damn I love Tim Meadows He was also my favorite cameo in S3 of ITYSL
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Sorry if this is too much information but we got a Toto Washlet toilet and the bidet: - takes a couple seconds to start up to build the anticipation - has Golgo 13 levels of accuracy. I’m sorry you have to read that metaphor but I do have to live it
about 12 hours ago
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The many moods of current slowbeef - Happily watching my daughter slay people at Silver 3 level - fighting the urge to yell “no you gotta block more!” … again
about 16 hours ago
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I don’t think so, Tim
about 17 hours ago
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Gonna go live with Eclipsium and see where the night takes us
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maybe some kinda horror like rule of rose
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I had a good time with No I’m Not A Human but should I stream: - more of that - another indie horror game - cobra - ufo 50 - rule of rose - something else
1 day ago
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a little sf6 then some indie horror: - No I'm Not A Human - Eclipsium if we have time
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3 days ago
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Jacob Geller
3 days ago
sorry but lol
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Chise
3 days ago
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
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Jim Downey
5 days ago
I legit was trying to decide if this was a reason to warn my other buddy if this was a red flag, and then
@slowbeef.bsky.social
just elevated the conversation
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Here is a fun test to see how well you know your loved ones: ask for your partner’s phone and check how many unread emails they have. My friend was telling me he is dating someone with 60,000 unread emails and then I discovered this when I texted my wife about it.
5 days ago
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well everyone was right, it's better to get better and then the points will come...
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7 days ago
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ok two things happening 1. i have a 6-win streak in ranked and got interrupted. dare i push my luck tonight and try to make it 7...???? 2. I'm gonna get the Cyber Owls cherry either way, I labbed UFO 50 like a fool and I'm ready for that
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7 days ago
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10yo daughter: My only goal as an older sibling is to protect my younger sibling from all life challenges and to be their biggest life challenge Me: where’d you get that from? D: my own twisted mind
7 days ago
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Gonna do some boxing and then demonology with boo squad now You know the place.
8 days ago
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9 days ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
10 days ago
You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere. You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it. Leave.
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9 days ago
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Together BnB with
@diabetus.bsky.social
and me. Starting shortly!
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A fun party trick is to Google or ask Alexa “Who invented Let’s Play?”Obsessed with:- Playing Kingdom Hearts for the first time at 40- Bullet hells- PlayStation Platinum Trophies- Translation ROMhacki...
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10 days ago
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Meatba'al
10 days ago
RealSound was computer voodoo if you understand the context. PC games of the time made music from deafening beeps that were intended more as system alerts. Access figured out how to play waveforms through that speaker, resulting in music clips and speech before sound cards existed.
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I think we’re on for more Together BnB tonight - will we find our brother? …is that plot thread just forgotten? I think so but let’s find out! Tonight at 8pm EST!!!
10 days ago
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Mom: I don’t understand guns. If a burglar came in, I would either drop it and shoot myself, or the burglar would take it and shoot me. Wife: I would go in the corner and kick.
13 days ago
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Ok after my computer comes back up, I’m going to stream Rule of Rose at
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14 days ago
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doin sf6 master quest and then either ufo 50 (cyber owls) or cobra or whatever chat says
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Either UFO 50 or Cobra - first SF6 but let's see where it goes
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14 days ago
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Drastic Actions
14 days ago
You won't want to miss any more "Intimate Interactions," that's for sure!
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Doing more Together BnB with Betus on Monday around 8pm EST so be there!!!
14 days ago
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Together BnB: where the hardcore sexual content is mandatory out of nowhere
15 days ago
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Ok Together BnB you don’t have to be sarcastic.
15 days ago
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Hit enter too early!
@diabetus.bsky.social
and I are romancing ladies and a guy named Mark in a bed and breakfast while saving our brother?
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15 days ago
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Hey
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and I are now romancing
15 days ago
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Drastic Actions
15 days ago
I see this and I had to go check to make sure it actually still runs. and then, yeah…
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Gonna do some more Together BnB with
@diabetus.bsky.social
tonight, babycakes! We're maybe gonna get to uncharted territory? See you at 8pm EST!
15 days ago
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You know, I have and I think I shall stream it shortly
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17 days ago
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Ah what to stream tonight “System Fan 2 is not responding.” OH GOOD
18 days ago
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We have company over and my wife’s friend is over with her 3 kids (they’re staying over) and the 10yo son is talking about actual Shadow lore and I am the only one listening because I actually am not 100% on Shadow’s whole deal Thanks kid!
20 days ago
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Wife: So Sonic and Shadow aren’t related? Me: I don’t think so. It’s like 8 video games of lore in one movie (I was sort of hoping she will actually watch this but she is losing interest sorry)
20 days ago
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Ashcan
20 days ago
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
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ok gonna play cyber owls and get that cherry
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21 days ago
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This is why we post, folks
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21 days ago
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Wife: can you kill this cave cricket? Me: aren’t the cats supposed to do this Stupid thing is in a corner of the ceiling, I need a fucking plan to kill it
21 days ago
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Wife: I have no survival skills. If someone broke into the house, I would just go into a corner and kick. In the movies when they run away from something dangerous Me: I have seen movies like that Wife: I wouldn’t even. Why bother? You just get tired.
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Shout out to
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who joined UFO 50 via Parsec and got us Cherry 27 thanks to co-op mode on Hot Foot. Up next the randomizer says… Cyber Owls?
22 days ago
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Oh wow it's Ed's birthday so let's get back into Street Fighter and derust a bit and also maybe Hot Foot Cherry (UFO 50, that is)
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22 days ago
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Good game: you solved the puzzle, let’s move on Also good game: you solved the puzzle but let’s do it twice more with a little twist/difficulty change to make sure Banban: why don’t you just do that same thing 18 more times?
25 days ago
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Oh thank god they are ending it on Banban 9
25 days ago
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Thinking maybe it’s time to bring back “oh, you’re all wet!” as a big insult
25 days ago
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Chise
28 days ago
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
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Sorry for no streams lately, had a business trip and then went away with family so I’m just in a bit of a break mode. I’ll be back soon!
25 days ago
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Finished Together (2025) and also my ritual of reading the IMBD Trivia of the movie I just saw, then relating the good ones to my wife, like: - ohhh the actors are married in real life I thought some of that would be awkward
29 days ago
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“Can we talk about how Eddie got a pizza in Silent Hill 2?” in my head he got it delivered, right? Like it only leads to more questions but it’s the best answer
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