“There is no entertainment or WiFi on board.” Welp, only one thing to do

Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

Director of Health and Human Services is like “we gotta reduce the sugar content of a Dunkaccino” meanwhile I am enjoying my coffee at the all steroid olympics

First guy to get into Feet:

I literally cannot convince my wife the Enhanced Games are real

*walk into kitchen, wife is on the phone with my mom* “Father of 16 kittens, looking for a mature feline…” Me: are you making a personal for the cat?! “Yes.” I just left, what can you even say

New costumes sound good but Alex’s C3 looks like what my son would wear to school if I let him pick out his clothes

Thanks for 75K to @translifeline.org ! #transrights

Officially about 37.5% done with editing (or at least putting all the pieces together to see the cohesive package) the next episode of True Gamer IN CASE YOU THINK I FOROGT ABOUT IT

Thank you so much everyone who tuned into Pit Crew Trans-Am! We raised over 75k which is, nuts!!! That’s a lot of dollars!!!!

Lmao Wobbly is so damn funny (positive) and incredible. Please watch the Pit Crew Trans Am credits: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvXy...

2 hours after this (8am EST, 5am PST) is me talking about Obscure Video Games for an hour or so! I know you won’t get up that early so simply do not stop watching the Trans Am stream, you can catch up on sleep Tuesday it will be fine

THE PIT CREW TRANS AM IS STILL GOING, A CHARITY STREAM TO RAISE MONEY FOR TRANS LIFELINE arcadep.it/transam/ AND TONIGHT/TOMORROW SUNDAY AT 3 AM PST/6 AM EST I WILL BE HOSTING A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION, COVERING THE TTRPG DISASTER AND OTHER STUFF NEOPETS SCHOOL.......... 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no I turned my daughter into a gamer! (She and I are both now obsessed with Cursed Words)

Wife: they should hire me as QA, I am so good. I am so fast Wayfarer thinks I’m a bot, frequently. I’m so good. I do a lot of CAPTCHA. On the sites. Due to my speed.

The girl is very much a fan of Cursed Words, esp the first playable character, Rodman. “He has such a chill vibe”

You should really be watching the Pit Crew Trans Am. @tietuesday.bsky.social LIVE NOW arcadep.it/transam/

MY FRIENDS ARE STREAMING TO RAISE MONEY FOR TRANS LIFELINE AND THEY'RE VERY FUCKING FUNNY!! PLEASE WATCH THEM!!! ALL DAY NONSTOP THROUGH MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!!!! SCHEDULE HERE: arcadep.it/transam/sche... www.twitch.tv/tietuesday

I want to tell you that I wasn’t able to attend but Im in the discord, contributed something and the stuff they have planned is pretty great I am simultaneously excited, envious and proud and once you’re sure you’ve subscribed to me and everything you should donate your leftover money

In a few hours, the second Pit Crew Trans Am kicks off - a 48 hour event from some of the coolest folks I know on Twitch. Last year they raised over $50k for the Trans Lifeline, this time they're aiming higher and have rented a venue and are all getting together to do it Pro Style. Schedule below!

My son has gotten back into SF, thankfully picking Luke over Gief He picked Gief because duh he was the strongest but I think he could use some time learning how to play the game with a less specialized character My daughter is coaching him so the cycle continues

How can you resist giving the boy a ravioli?

Halfway through Send Help, wife has been unwakeably asleep and have the moral dilemma where I know the Good Husband move is to wait for her for tomorrow But damn I wanna see what happens next

Thursday 9:50pm My son walks in the bedroom “Can you give me 4 or 5 ravioli”

I guess it’s me but I am starting to hate Da Vinci Resolve I feel like for bigger editing projects, I just won’t have associated audio when I review portions, it’s really pissing me off. Like don’t just have my clips overwrite each other when I move them around? What the fuck!

I don't think I memory hole things faster than "how to get DOS and windows games running on your PC" I was gonna do an FMV CD-ROM game on stream last night but ugh DOSBOX-X and do I need a copy of Windows and... I really gotta write this shit down

There’s like a certain genre of action that I enjoy which is present in like… The Boys (Season 1) and Metal Gear Solid and what I was hoping Suicide Squad Kills The Justice League would be and it’s like … I guess Boss Fight Fiction? Like clever ways of fighting someone with a superhuman ability.

I'm not going to be live today as I pack and get ready for the second PIT CREW TRANS AM! Learn more about it here arcadep.it/transam/ okay goodbyye i'm gonna go get clothes and pots & pans packed

Wife: why did Carmen sandiego get lost all the time Me: She’s not lost! She’s a thief. You have to track her down. Wife: Carmen Sandiego’s a thief?! I had no idea

Lol this game is great. I don't even know how I can do alt text here.

I am gona make chess boggle work dammit twitch.tv/slowbeef

racer 7 is @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social PIT CREW TRANS AM 2026 THE CHARITY STREAM EVENT FOR TRANS LIFELINE ALL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND (OH MY GOD ITS THIS WEEK THATS SO SOON)

wait a minute

I wanna show people the match that led to this briefly and move onto Cursed Words twitch.tv/slowbeef

I mean, I won! And I'm 1390MR which easily rounds to 1400 tyvm

If you're too scared or God forbid "stressed out" to petition Zohran Mamdani to reinstall Dandy as the Yankees' mascot via executive order, then I never wanted you as a follower anyways. Fuck off to that safe little hole you live in and die. I want fighters not weaklings

Cursed Words: Those symbols… was that supposed to be ORGASM? There you go, who needs Twitch Clips?

Gonna play more Cursed Words twitch.tv/slowbeef

This morning my son discovered an ocean worm in the sand, a creature I could’ve guessed existed but upon googling, wish that I never had learned about

Occasionally when I post funny things my kids do, I’ll see stuff like “you make me consider having kids.” Well, tonight after cleaning up a midnight puke bed, I decided I DO deserve another pull n peel twizzler

My wife let out a really visceral “UGH” when I showed her groverhaus for the first time

About a month in on being an EV owner (well, lease with an option) and honestly, yeah, it seems pretty good for Jersey. Definite upgrade. looking forward to a road trip to see how that works out Toyota Bz, if you were curious

I am in this event that The Pit Crew is doing!!! I am so fortunate enough to know so many good and selfless folks. It is one of my obscure stream panels, based on this year’s that but with Original Content meaning if you missed it live; now’s your chance. Already saw it? New shit in every segment.

Me: I don’t believe in lying to kids Also me: Son do you want to help me do weeding? It’ll be like Minecraft

By the way, only ONE WEEK until PIT CREW TRANS-AM 2! I will be there live, in person, with a bunch of my friends, doing stupid crap for two days straight! You will want to see it! Get the schedule/follow the Twitch channel/set a reminder at arcadep.it/transam/

this is only a week away and ngl im getting nervous (but its good) every event I've helped plan is going to be a banger, I'm biased as hell but also trust trust i'm so much better at game design than mr beast, beast games aint got shit on me

Cursed Words is maybe my new Balatro oh no

Ok this one has a demo let's check it out store.steampowered.com/app/2318330/... twitch.tv/slowbeef

ok this game is not out yet but it looks cool and I will wishlist and maybe stream it when it does lol! It's called Zangyou store.steampowered.com/app/3805820/...

its just bizarre to me to say that bluesky is a siloed off bubble detached from real debate when everyone over here hates the president with a 30% approval and everyone over there thinks things are going so well that we have entered a 1000 year conservative reign