Wife: our daughter hates when I whistle Me: it’s because you can’t whistle. You just blow out and make an unrelated tone. Wife: that’s whistling Me: no it’s not, It’s like taking one of those paper towel tubes, blowing in it and saying “look honey I also play clarinet.”

Metal Gear Acid is so not worth the retroachievement set It’s not enough to perfect the level, you have to hope to get all the good card drops during the level too. It’s a nightmare; don’t do it!!!

“Are there any questions while we’re on line for the Coliseum?” Me: “yes, if another gladiator threw a net at you, is he safe on block?” Guide: “sir I am very sick of your shit” Me: “wait wait, what about: can you whiff punish a lion?”

WE HAVE DATES! @minimatt.bsky.social Made us a cool poster with @nuclearhog.farm and @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social Logo!

No streams this week because I’m in Italy with the family so ciao for now!

My favorite part of being in an overlong line is when you are a little ways in and get a better view and oh cool, there is a whole other section of the line ahead of you that you didn’t see at first but you get to wait in much later

DRAINUS is $9.99 on US eShop buff.ly/ixCmcPW $7.49 Steam buff.ly/zdSZVmF

file this under ideas I won’t follow up on, but I was considering kind of a strategy guide document for metal gear acid to make the RA grind go easier And I was thinking of how do it more modern than my old one to handle the long cutscenes Tldr maybe it’s not too late for screenshot LPs in 2026

I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that

Radish is into fencing now and my inability to pronounce certain words has foiled me again (swish) as I have to keep having her correct me on épée

I guess it’s time to admit to you all that I have a flight tomorrow and I ported my PSP saves and Metal Gear Acid to grind for cards and S-ranks for the purposes of the retroachivement set like a person who definitely had their priorities in order

I feel bad because radish was excited for Ingrid and I kept hope alive but at the end: Me: …bye-o-nara? R: she seems annoying as hell. Maybe she fights good?

Metal Gear Acid: It was almost a good idea

Ok we can do this. We can power through it. We can maybe get closer to the end of Metal Gear Acid Twitch.tv/slowbeef

oh wow this game is fuckin rough

You'd have to be psycho mantis to stream more metal gear acid but i am gonna! twitch.tv/slowbeef

Me, discarding a whole ass deck type at a time looking for one Nikita card “God damn it I just want to see La Clown, what the fuck!”

Metal Gear AC!D once again does this amazing thing where in a 2+ hour session I will tell chat “I actually like this game? It’s got serious QOL issues but” and then by the end, I can’t wait for it to be over. This fucking game Tonight was especially bad though.

You're all right by me, Metal Gear AC!D

Two things about Metal Gear Acid: - I maybe did get some of the S rank achievements on a separate save file but am not committing to it because it is mostly trial and error with patrol routes and cardboard boxes - I am gonna stream it in a few minutes twitch.tv/slowbeef

There is a good game somewhere in Metal Gear Acid’s parts It is just not fun cycling your whole deck to get a keycard and I cannot understand how you do no kill/no alert runs with most of the game’s cards or why you’d want to But the boss fights are actually good and sometimes it shines through.

More Metal Gear AC!D twitch.tv/slowbeef

Metal Gear Acid: - I have to admit even for metal gear; the story is wildly unpredictable. - gameplay though, the boss fight was actually interesting but the rest seems more suited to combat than stealth even though you’re rewarded for stealth?

time for cards, metal gear style twitch.tv/slowbeef

Locals @ Fighter’s Recess again. Current bracket has me against the TO to start with so that oughta be interesting

Wow Metal Gear Acid really took a turn!

metal gear acid now that i got 2 characters to deal with, oh shit *that* was an ok pun to use twitch.tv/slowbeef

YouTube Shorts have these vague threats now with a voiceover like “Heres’s a cute video of a cat but first like and subscribe so nothing bad happens to your mom”

Let's make that a thing right now! twitch.tv/slowbeef

The weirdest thing is I can’t say I love Metal Gear Acid or anything but I also can’t wait to play more of it?

Rewriting a controversial storyline and getting complaints is also a normal wrestling experience.

I … I don’t know guys, let’s just leave it at Iron Lung and call it a day www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk8SnChF/

Latest from Twitter, re: Street Fighter - they are patching Alex’s backstory to explain that Patricia is not actually his sister/cousin - PEOPLE ON TWITTER ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS!!!

Tacticard Espionage Action (metal gear ac!d) and then John Carpenter's Toxic Commando twitch.tv/slowbeef

Playing more Mahjong; Wife: I must’ve done poorly, they didn’t even rank me. I think you distracted me and made me nervous. Don’t talk to me this round

Talking fake Mahjong

My wife is playing an app where you have a pile of mahjong tiles and you tap pairs to clear them away Me: that’s not really mahjong Wife, whispering: shut the fuck up

OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I GO IN CUSTOM ROOMS SOONER

I never really played much of Metal Gear AC!D so maybe we fix that? twitch.tv/slowbeef

I am a sucker for big spectacle fights and Metal Gear Solid 4 is divisive and you may say “what boss fight…?” and it’s this one and you go “ohhhh not one of the sexy ones” and nah I mean Raging Raven was pretty good but piloting Rex and Ray jumps out of the water. Fuck yeah. Hurt me more.

Lady Ethereal in Nine Sols Nine Sols does bosses very well but this is the only Soulslike boss that manages to give you the “Maneater/Bell Gargoyle” feeling all over again, and not just “oh another” The whole game is wonderful but this fight is a sublime mix of horror and fast paced action

Yakuza 0

Venge's Resnake, 4 cheevos left, let's gooooo twitch.tv/slowbeef

I am really liking the movie Coherence - good science fiction (thriller/horror) about a comet that passes over a dinner party. One of those “good to know not too much going on” kinda things

Going back online with more snakes, revenge, in Snake’s Revenge twitch.tv/slowbeef

If you see the story about Elon’s son in your timeline, he is 20 I would link it or QT it but maybe it’s better you have that it mind when you encounter it

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Oh! Reclock: this is a great idea but repeating a level when you die (one hit kills) sucks because they are not short levels after the first Crabmeat: you should buy this, it’s really fuckin good

This is not even a little surprising to me. Furries are a discussion topic in school board meetings. I had to tell another dad in a bar, “look I’m in the tech and gaming spaces and I know a lot of furries. They don’t shit in boxes! They don’t think they’re animals!”