Anyhow, ep 5 Ritsuko: "Gendo is all thumbs. At living." Shinji: "H-hold my beer." youtu.be/fUv09SfIeQw

This kinda happened to me and Dead of the Brain. I spent awhile working on the dev, and someone beat me to it. I was actually relieved and then found out it was an MTL + Guesslation the person kicked out in order to kickstart their romhacking patreon.

OH NO

@northerniion.bsky.social ok ok you shouted me out on a stream I guess that earns a follow

Whoa! I missed this post but @jimdowney.bsky.social actually just texted me about it. I don’t know who this north lion guy is but he sounds like a real up and comer on twitch!

4 episodes down. Shinji keeps failing upwards but fortunately for him I dislike Aida more youtu.be/I2-MkqZRCJA?...

Neon Genesis Evangelion 03 - a phone on vibrate In which Touji blames Shinji for being a bad pilot, and yeah, he has a good point youtu.be/tGes4C4JphA

Oh I watched NGE2 yesterday and am uploading my review/watch of NGE3 right now Neon Genesis Evangelion 02 - unfamiliar beast youtu.be/Hp4NYkaNYe4

doki doki panic is actually the name of the explosive diarrhea going around the US

on stream a couple years back, I asked about a "Nintendo Power" costume thing I did when I was a kid - I was dressed up as Link when I was like... 8-10 years old. They listed me as "Michael Sawyer - Buffalo NY" Someone found it and posted it in chat but I didn't save it, I don't think...

That’s the Zelda 2 set done and dusted. Your move @thejewker.bsky.social @mrdo.pro (Not really some of these are dumb)

Oh hi I didn’t see you there Neon Genesis Evangelion 01 - I watched it, here's a review youtu.be/FgjnCFvuLU8

I know you’re all sick of marvel movies but what about a Marvel vs Capcom movie? With the Street Fighter movie coming out? It could even be a series! What I just wrote now? In the industry, that is called “being a producer” - consider yourself “pitched”

People are always asking me "is it possible to reach the final temple in Zelda 2: Adventure of Link without a candle, a cross, and half the spells?" and alright alright jeez, I'll try twitch.tv/slowbeef

There’s a lot of discourse on why Obsession is such a good horror movie I have cracked the code If your horror movie’s director also made a bunch of funny comedy sketches that get popular due to the movie’s popularity, it’s like a nice little treat. Horror directors should get on that.

I needed a break from SF6 labbing every day so I decided to make a writing habit because I do enjoy writing I forgot the part where you sort of stare at the page and can't think of how to proceed for awhile, but I think the staring counts for something

video games

discord is apparently instantly perma-banning people who post images of grids. its moderation AI thinks that a grid, whether that be a pixelated texture from a video game, a screenshot of folders in a file explorer, a chess board, etc, is illegal and illicit material. #discord_grid_ban

Since apparently this isn't making it beyond UK news yet, Rockstar petitioned a British court to section an 18 year old autistic kid under the mental health act for hacking their server and leaking a short GTA 6 clip a couple of years ago. No trial, no term of sentence, just locked up in hospital.

Ok wait NOW he really is watching himself watch himself on Fox News.

I expected more from the Taylor Swift Wedding at Madison Square Garden No but really

Anyway speaking of dying on the cross, gonna play Zelda 2 and try to no hit all the bosses. 2 down, 6 to go ttv/slowbeef

I know some of you are disdainful for achievement collecting and I’m offended because in my Roman Catholic upbringing we called them “Sacraments” “Stations of the Cross” are the original checkpoints if you really stop and think about it

Picked up this jacket from TMG Look it’s my midlife crisis to have! Also shoutout to perspective

Hudson’s Adventure Island: I got a skateboard! (derogatory)

OK, I’m gonna stream as much Hudson’s adventure Island as I can stand then Zelda 2 after that twitch.tv/slowbeef

Oh my god he was a programmer at HudsonSoft that got put into the game and made to look like a fool! Just like Darkseed!

Hudson’s Adventure Island: You play a dope in a baseball cap and a grass skirt. Sometimes you ride a skateboard but you bail if you HIT anything and look like a jerk doing it. Otherwise you throw stone axes you made I guess. It got 3 sequels “Wow the gameplay must be really good then.” Oh lord no

Gonna try out a romhack that puts Mario into Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and if it sucks, we'll just play Zelda 2 twitch.tv/slowbeef

Just remember if you ever doubt the power of hard work or dedication, a guy on TikTok sprayed dog medicine daily on his hands for over two years because it toughened his skin and now there is video of him punching through a cinderblock wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt

some guy was jacking it at the dark carnival

What are we playing?

Twist my arm

Radish convinced me to sign up for the Smash tournament so if there’s a broken character that should be banned and will give me a chance of winning despite barely playing Smash, now is the time to tell me

Turning 48 at the Thrown Controllers panel, aka flushing my life down the toilet

Playing Samurai Showdown D: did you actually play games like this when you were little? Is this street fighter 1 1/2?

Back at TMG with the girl, this year we’re both doing the streetfighter tournament so I’ll let you know if we go on stream

Daughter: do you guys want to start a family asmr channel Wife and I, whispering in unison: no

And to think I got laughed off shark tank for “Tetris heroin”

My birthday is Friday so I should probably figure out some form of birthday stream for tomorrow since I’ll be away this weekend

let's play some indie demo stuff, maybe i dunno, Motorslice, The Higher They Rise, Brekekekex, see where the night takes us twitch.tv/slowbeef

Give yourself the gift of listening to the Great and Terrible AHS podcast from @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @effinslowbeef.com and @tietuesday.bsky.social and then give yourself a second gift of making a friend listen to it so you can get texts like:

btw am I being an asshole or do OBS button clicks not "take" lately? I feel like I have to hit "Start (or Stop) Streaming/Recording" twice a lot of the time

It's time to move on imo so let's Finish Mina the Hollower maybe twitch.tv/slowbeef

Watching Superman Wife: Does Spiderman get along with Superman? Me: they’re different comic universes. Different companies. Wife: that’s sad for them Me: they might’ve met at a crossover event Wife: mhm

My kids made me very nice Father’s Day cards and then got in an argument on whose was better D: why did you draw a cake on a Father’s Day card? S: you eat cake at a party. we had cupcakes

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool