ok NOW doing look outside after my computer blue screened twitch.tv/slowbeef

ok let's do some SF6 and then try this Look Outside game twitch.tv/slowbeef

“But why does the Tekken tournament let a bear fight anyway?” and other stupid shit I googled waiting for coffee to brew (Apparently he is very smart and learned sign language and rudimentary Japanese)

It was gross, tasted like a chemical, was not spicy and I forbade my son from continuing after 2 sips

it’s a bad idea

11yo is a fun age Daughter: dad what’s that knocking sound Me: it’s just a ghost D: oh ok good night

Wife watching me on my phone: what is this other game you’re playing? Me: it’s an ad W: why’s it different? Me: because it’s an ad! They show you other games! That’s how they advertise products! How have you never heard of this W: oh! is that you find your next idiot game?

My son was upset fighting Platinum players in Zangief Placement because his strategy for SF6 is “find a button I like and just hit it over and over and don’t even regard what my opponent is doing” Anyway he is now proud he got placed in Platinum 3 and likely “broke a speedrun record”

Ok well my son is doing Placements as Zangief and had to fight a platinum Jamie… and he won? (I think the guy went AFK)

It is nice to feel hopeful, even for a little bit

The GOP took such a hit today that JD Vance is going to make a move on its wife.

“Obama is a generational speaker.” Yeah well, new generation baby.

God damn a good night all around!

Let's play Together BnB to celebrate twitch.tv/slowbeef

Ok I gotta stream games and stop refreshing the news twitch.tv/slowbeef

Apparently voter turnout for a non-presidential election has broken records. I wanna believe

Send some good vibes to New Jersey. Mamdani seems like a lock for NYC but Sherrill vs that fuckin loser Ciatarelli got me sweating

Ok podcast recording over, time for street fighting a world of horror and who knows what else Twitch.tv/slowbeef

Being lazy in bed with my wife and 9yo son who just announces “oh I have a bear to fight” and runs off

FUCK YOU JOKERLESS CHALLENGE I NEVER HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN

We’ve already the Final Destination take “look if you had the premonition, you couldn’t have been destined to die” right? that has to be low hanging fruit. Yeah. I don’t know why I asked. Never mind me

Watching Final Destination Bloodlines and why does death take so fuckin long to get to the point?

Ok so! DerpyCon SF6 tournament results 1. This guy Victor who went undefeated and asked me for a selfie after our match 2. Me 3. Holy shit my daughter placed 3rd in her first tournament

HOLY SHIT SHE WON 2-1

We’re doing round robin so I guess it happens

Apparently DerpyCon will let both me and Radish enter the street fighter tournament so I guess we’ll see how that goes! (I hope we don’t get matched together)

IT IS DRIVEN BUY A GUY YOU ADDED SO MANY EXTRA STEPS TO A MAID

S/O to Hackensack brewing Company hosting Beatdowns and Beers letting us play a few folks Woulda stayed longer but it was a school night

Hoping that a fight game casual event at a brewery will let me take the radish with me (At the tournament last week, they said it should be good)

SH2 (original) holds a special place for being the only game that made pause for a minute because I was disturbed by it More recently, I was streaming Detention and one part of it shut me right up. It’s a great game through and through but it has *moments*

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street fighing, world of horroring going on here twitch.tv/slowbeef

Wife wants us to be creamated together and put into the sea which is nice but what if maybe they want to clone me someday? I could set aside a hand, right? Maybe just in case they need a clone in 100 years I would tell her this but it’s our anniversary so maybe not the best time

Out of NOWHERE Wife: don’t spend a lot of money on my funeral. make sure you take everyone to a nice meal but I don’t need anything fancy. don’t let them sell you on a nice casket because it’s gonna get burned

Whenever I though of M Night Shyamalan, I thought of the movie “The Sixth Sense” That was until I saw the movie Trap. Anyway now when I hear about it I get reflexively annoyed at what a goddamned bad writer he is

Hey I won my first local match! (Opponent got DQed)

Lost 0-2 to a Viper named Space Boy. I mean I don’t feel that bad. If you’re playing a new DLC character in a tournament how bad can you be? (Not at all. He was on point. GGs.)

Wife: why don’t you run a local tournament? The bar in town is set up pretty good. Me: you’re right. Lemme come see, maybe it’s like you just need 3 PS5s and some organization *gets here, sees all of it* Me: haha wow fightgaming keeps humbling me in so many ways

Ok NOW at my first local. Let’s see how this goes. I think it starts officially in like an hour.

Have not played World of Horror in MONTHS but I decided to start over with achievements. Last run, I decided to waste the run encountering Dream enemies for a cheevo; finished case 1 at 70% Doom AND STILL WON THE RUN I still got it babycakes!

actually gonna try megabonk because i just remembered it ttv/beef you know

My son is asleep, wife and daughter at a concert, I think it is time to play some Ranked and maybe some World of Horror, should the mood strike us twitch.tv/slowbeef

Weighing the feasibility of FaceTiming my kid from a local tournament tomorrow; like during matches and such

I've been hella busy lately, but this week I hope to have some time to continue with the (Still unnamed) snail dungeon project :}

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

Got asked over email the source of this game quote which seems vaguely familiar? “Perkin said he had a lady friend visit him in here once. Yep, claimed they did the mambo over there near them crates, but she wasn't wearing no good dancing shoes, so I didn't think it went very well.” Any ideas?