My brother in christ it is ACTIVELY raining right now. What did you think was the best case scenario when you rolled out the packing tape??

Good god Scotland, Brazil wasn't even pushing numbers forward. I don't know that I've seen a dumber goal conceded in a World Cup.

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Bundle of NERRRRVVVVESSS

It's lockdown season, baby! Join us tonight at 6PM PT for Giant Bomb @ Nite featuring extended chats with our video game industry friends! @skillup.bsky.social @jasonschreier.bsky.social @hbomberguy.bsky.social

Come on Santa Monica Studios, do the right thing

"In this game you'll encounter classic Marvel characters like Red Hair Floaty Lady, Nobunaga Imitation, Only From The Cartoon Girl, and Homeless Guy with Dangerous Nails."

In Field of Dreams, when Kevin Costner asks James Earl Jones, "No, what do you *want*?" And Jones replies, "Oh. Dog and a beer." Do you know what beer they give him? Miller Lite. So what game is THAT??

I swear to god I thought this said True Crime Nature Park. "So the sicko wine moms are now doing it outdoors, huh?"

Yeah we take off the boots and we put em on the ground. That's how that works right? And the hardhats too, cause who needs em??

My stylist: "You have SUCH beautiful hair" Me (clearly blushing): "Aw, thanks" Her: "Yeah, it's really thick but has this challenging cowlick. It's very satisfying to cut." Me (just then realizing she wasn't flirting): "Haha, yes, of course"

Playing a lot of Far Cry 5 even though I have lots of better games on my backlog. Just something about killing performative religious USA fascists appeals to me right now. Odd, huh?

Ok maybe achievements are not always good @jimdowney.bsky.social @evelyth.the-gay.cat @turboc.bsky.social

Me, trying to bring in ALL the groceries in one go:

"Creating a society where we create ideal conditions for people with mental health issues to get armed and attempt to assassinate politicians" has been a core tenant of the Republican party since at least the 70s. Don't let them portray this as anything more than the Find Out phase.

Under fire is the American way -Yoda, but also true

Y'all know Stan Rogers? Canadian icon. Has some great stuff. But NOTHING tops his "dudes just being dudes" energy in this vid. (Shout out to @therealguyjudge.bsky.social for introducing me to this) youtube.com/watch?v=B6Nl...

Foxborough is just the cheatin' capital of the US now.

I never dream about pets. But ever since he passed, Rusty makes appearances in mine. He rubs against my legs. I pet him and he wiggles his butt. Just like when he could still move around. Then he bounds off, free and happy. Not sure I believe in an afterlife. But I'm not sure I don't.

The home owner next to my mom on a secluded small town cul-de-sac is moving to Greece and leaving the house, in total... to his spoiled 18 yr old son. I don't think I've ever heard more of a recipe for disaster. I like physically cringed when she told me.

Me, singing under my breath all day: "your government is run by pedophiles"

Please stop bringing up, "If a *Democrat* did this they'd be freaking out, right??" They're totally fine with hypocrisy. They like that there's a double standard. The double standard is the POINT.

Happy Fuckin' Easter

If you're asking are adults around the answer is, of course, yes. But they're "guides who focus on motivation, emotional support and life-skills coaching." So, like teachers when you (skip the licensing part) and give them a very restrictive curriculum. That's never failed before!

Boo Squad will be trying out John Carpenter's Toxic Commando tonight! You can catch the fun on beef or Evie's channels: twitch dot tv slash slowbeef or OhHeckItsEvie store.steampowered.com/app/2157830/...

It's *incredibly* easy to avoid HP stuff. All I do is think about all my friends that Joanne's transphobia has actively made their lives worse. And then every time that media starts I quickly punch out.

The Epic layoffs will sadly scare the hell out of other major devs and publishers. So the likelihood is the vast majority of people who lost their jobs won't be hired in the industry. Talent like that leaving games is devastating both for the individuals personally and for the industry as a whole.

Yeah, muthafucker. Yeah we fuckin did. Cause you suck shit and deserved the ostracism.

So I saw this festival lineup and was like "Huh. That's a lot of 90s nostalgia... plus quite a bit of 2000s nostalgia... AND a bit of 2010s?" Then I realized it was just targeted at music fans with a lot of disposable income.

why are they called the US Olympic Men's Ice Hockey Team and not the Mighty Milkshake Ducks

One of the goals of totalitarians is to make their presence the sum total of your life, don’t let them.

One of the greatest saves EVER. This pic's gonna last a lifetime

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

At the party I was at, we thought we saw one of the bushes move like a person, but when they stayed still the whole time we assumed we must have been wrong. Now I'm sitting here like "This is definitely real right? Not just some AI crap?"

One of the all time greatest comedic actors ever. She could do it all and never missed. RIP

If you've never watched Mushishi you should fix that right now. Fantastic writing. And it's an anthology series so it doesn't require a huge time investment. Watch an episode or two when you have a chance, come back to it whenever.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Fuck ICE. Fuck anyone who is even slightly cordial to these gestapo motherfuckers in their daily lives. Every politician who isn't actively working to abolish them is a collaborator *at best*.

Remember that meme about guys thinking about the Roman Empire? That's me and The Sting (1973, dir. George Roy Hill). Like godDANG that film is friggin exquisite

If you work for the Minnesota National Guard, text me via Signal app at 202-510-1268. I will protect your anonymity.

Fuck yes UAW. If I tried this, even though my union would fight for me, I'd likely lose based on a Hatch Act violation. You know, that law the administration flouts at every opportunity.

"I Now Have A Mouth And I Must Smile" -Dilbert, freed from the shackles of his racist creator, preparing to drag these shit heels straight to hell and join him

When he was finally gone, we couldn't get his eyes closed. So I said, "this stubborn sonofabitch knows how pretty his eyes are and refuses to not look gorgeous, even at the end" 💔

This is unequivocal. The Nazi piece of shit leaked his OWN video that could not make him more guilty if he tried. They are killing peaceful citizens. The only next step that makes sense, because there is no rule of law in this country, is to respond in kind.

So we're going to be saying goodbye forever to my senior pup, Rusty, this weekend. I am indescribably heartbroken. But he will remain in my heart until it ceases to beat.

Unfortunately won't be at MAGFest. Wanted to make it work but it's just a bad time for work. Hope everyone has a blast! However! @slowbeef.bsky.social suggested Combo Breaker as a good mag-alternative and im seriously thinking bout it

Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.

Legit one of the best analysis of characters and power dynamics I've ever read. Like this makes me enjoy the film more than I would have even attempted before.