Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

the bluesky experience

biological pronouns. evolved over millions of years. fossilized pronouns. mesozoic pronouns compressed into crude pronoun oil. drawn to the surface and sent to factories to be refined into synthetic pronouns, doomed to rot in landfills. the great pacific pronoun patch. pronouns in our fish.

after years of “finally I am too old to know what this nonsense internet thing is. I’m free!” I find myself on the ground floor of second wave slurmcore.

biological pronouns. evolved over millions of years. fossilized pronouns. mesozoic pronouns compressed into crude pronoun oil. drawn to the surface and sent to factories to be refined into synthetic pronouns, doomed to rot in landfills. the great pacific pronoun patch. pronouns in our fish.

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

What's the normal amount

personally, I'll never forgive early humans the loss of our best megafauna. would access to giant sloth rides alone have prevented all the horrors that would continue to befall our species up to present day? no, but it would have helped.

“Mamdani has to make amends for what he said on the campaign trail” what, that he likes the Jewish community and enjoys working with various Jewish groups?!

you know what? in hindsight its weird how little impact joe camel had on furry culture. he had his own money and was banned by the government because kids liked him too much, but all those same kids only wanted to fuck balto.

More people have died in ICE custody in last 9 months than in the entire prior 4 years. We hear of a few, but most barely make the news. Cases like Randall Alberto Gamboa Esquivel. He was in perfect health when ICE detained him. He disappeared in June & by August was in a vegetative state.

we don’t need corporate gremlinslop. we had an entire gremlins 2 movie metaplot devoted to explaining why we don’t need corporate gremlinslop.

“not everyone has the luxury not to work for the nyt” do you assholes even hear yourselves anymore?

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I just don't care about age of revelation. I just can't. even in the 90s this would have been a boring, pointless comic event.

People don't like the same middling american sitcom I do, and this says a lot about the failures of leftism.

Mamdani just explicitly shouted out the trans community in his victory speech in saying that NYC stands with them

based on the polling data, can democrats afford to run on cis activist issues?

once I found a human tooth in a restaurant. finding one of those cards while opening a pack would be more upsetting.

When you recount this election day:

we all know that over the next few days the pundits will either go "actually I always liked Mamdani and you're rude if you imply or prove otherwise" or "NYC doesn't count because its blue and woke, there's nothing to learn from this at all." we all know this. but until then, WE DANCE!

According to the Rules of Punditry, this means that Tough on Crime is dead, and those who supported it need to think about how they Got It All Wrong. That’s just how it works, esp w a win this big.

Mamdani's trans ad made me weep because i had never seen a politician get it and be fearless in his support of trans community. May he win and may the people say NO to all bigotry of all kinds. No more evil in this world!

Simply cannot stress enough that you’re gonna have to leave corporate media behind; it is hostile to you, and your lifestyle.

woah, I'm seein' double here! 12 toilets!

you think the wormy, pathetic centrist praise and mourning for dick fucking cheney today is revolting? wait until you see what they say when trump dies.

it would be great if when cuomo loses he'd get ejected into the Outlands, forced to wander endlessly with the various mutants and scavengers for the wastes, instead of getting a lucrative career as a rightwing talkshow guest. but still, baby steps.

cheney being dead is cool. it’d be cooler if hell was real, of course.

“our new audiobook series features an inclusive range of actors from cis-identifying biological females to afab-exclusive nonbinaries“ buddy, just say “wombyn” this is taking forever

I literally just yesterday posted about how trans women and AMAB non-binary people are systematically excluded from the trans identity, how y'all treat non-binary as "woman lite", and how this happens like law in voice over, and then this drops. Jesus Christ dude.

At the transgender coffee shop. The food is so good. Breakfast and a deworming for just 15 bucks. Anti-lice art on the walls. Great music. I let the staff know everything's delicious. They say "this is a pet store, please stop eating the goldfish. You need to leave." If they knew my political views

*not entirely up to speed on whats going on but eager to participate anyway voice* I also want an aloof wife to steer me

when bluesky was still fresh I was angry about weirdos I never interacted with putting me on shitty blocklists like "mouthy lesbians" and "violent anti-AI extremists" too. but have you ever actually LOOKED at those lists? no one subscribes to them. they don't matter. its not healthy to care too much

At the transgender coffee shop. The food is so good. Breakfast and a deworming for just 15 bucks. Anti-lice art on the walls. Great music. I let the staff know everything's delicious. They say "this is a pet store, please stop eating the goldfish. You need to leave." If they knew my political views

- "Get me the original Simpsons theme in the game!" - "Licensing it is too expensive sir" - "Then get me a non-union equivalent!"

she fuckin ate her

Fantasy Maiden Wars for The Death Generator when?

harvard medical school got bombed yesterday and it barely made news

Suddenly when puberty blockers are given to cis kids, the Daily Mail (the same newspaper which backed Hitler btw) finally admits that "their effects are not permanent, and once a child lets their blocking treatment lapse, puberty will just continue as normal." Which is true for trans kids too.

"let people enjoy mayonnaise!" followed by "let people enjoy hamilton!" may seem like pretty on the nose, but remember the rule of threes. this coming week we will undoubtedly see the absolute blandest fucking choice for "let people enjoy x!" discourse the world has ever seen.

read another book. play another game.

not being a furry but knowing and dating enough furries leads to me having opinions like "disney is furry, looney tunes is not furry" that sound insane but can be explained logically with math and charts.

some things are funny because they are unexpected, and the humor comes from the shock of realizing the punchline subverted all your previous assumptions leading up to that moment. "bluesky employee doesn't understand the torment nexus post" is funny for the exact opposite reason.

seeing people do halloween stuff on november 1st is fun because my brain instinctually moved on from that context and I’m left thinking “does that guy know he looks like Big Boy in those overalls? is that the new thing? it cant be, right?” until I see his friend dressed as a pokemon and it clicks

what idiot named it 'cock and ball torture' and not 'murder she scrote'?

So... after what happened at the border today, Clover and I are essentially homeless. I've got no choice but to change my GoFundMe while we look for housing. Anything you can spare will help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

one of the more interesting official touhou books is Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia, which is unfortunately a terrible place to start for newcomers because the humor relies entirely on knowing details about the characters and setting. its basically ZUN dunking on journalism for 143 pages.