Michaela Joffe
@joffeorama.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, game designer. Itch -
https://joffeorama.itch.io/
are feet inherently horny or is it kind of funny that some people find feet horny? because I feel like everyone changed their mind about this one day without telling me.
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insanely lukewarm take but star wars was doomed the second the glup shittos stopped talking like "geeba jabeeba Darth Vader da bubu, Han Solo"
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about 5 hours ago
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everyone complains about masturbators stealing âgoonâ but no one ever complains about the mafia stealing âwhacking off.â
12 months ago
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shit, is that where I dropped it?
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about 14 hours ago
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maybe, just maybe, if we all keep rapidly ping-ponging between âToo Puritanâ and âToo Hornyâ this will fix our centuries of unrelated societal and personal problems without anyone having to think about or examine anything else.
about 17 hours ago
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David Forbes
about 20 hours ago
If you give a damn about trans lives, STOP PRAISING THE POPE AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HIERARCHY. They're literally a key part of trans genocide. Right now. Today. Actively and aggressively. You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.
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yuri between two ghosts, one is just a head because it got cut off in a roller coaster accident and the other is just a body and she doesnât remember how she lost her head but she can still communicate because she knows ASL and together they make one dullahan.
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David Giltinan đžđŁď¸đď¸
1 day ago
What the US is doing to Cuba is more than a humanitarian crisis. It is a genocide as defined by the United Nations.
www.un.org/en/genocide-...
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this week on Kamiina Botan: everyone gets laid
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Bog Witch Girl
2 days ago
Inori. literally has a full second book in a franchise unrelated to ILTV that she canât publish in Japan and Yen Press *might* be able to publish in English eventually. sheâs doing doujinshi circles again for her latest book. worldwide smash hit anime, and has had to go back to self-publishing.
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"thomas chatterton williams" is the name a hack writer makes up for the leader of the evil rich kid summer camp and then throws away for being too on the nose. its not the name of someone you go to for news or opinions or pleasant odors or anything other than cheating at a canoe race.
9 months ago
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just because everyone agrees you suck doesnât make it an echo chamber.
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I dunno, that's just what I heard. I heard that someone cool and smart and pretty and smart made a lesbian romhack for this game is all. Called Lesbian Weresheep Edition. Is what I heard.
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casual reminder that there's a lesbian romhack for this game.
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3 days ago
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casual reminder that there's a lesbian romhack for this game.
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I think cis dudes are getting too comfortable posting and writing things like "this too is gender." its like a shark getting praised for writing an article about how all of society has a sea lion's silhouette when viewed from below.
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3 days ago
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every day is just a continuation of an endless march of malodorous bigot perverts punctuated by needless lectures from joyless nerds on the importance of smiling at it. every 20 minute break costs 60 dollars that you don't have because it was stolen by assholes to make junk for dipshits.
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its always funny to me that Mountain Dew spent decades marketing itself as âthe hillbilly sodaâ before it eventually rebranded as the nerd soda.
4 days ago
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âThe Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales its about a fantasy kingdom who? Pass. Titles should be two words! Bravely Default. Triangle Strategy. Private Parts.â
10 months ago
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I think that if you are in the uk labour party you should look forward to going to what theologians refer to as âTurbo Hellâ before you are reincarnated into what entomologists refer to as âthe worst beetle, I mean just the most dogshit beetle.â
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I would never reduce Witch Hat Atelier to something so base and limiting as "anti-potter" but it IS nice that for once there's a witch franchise that understands and communicates how cops suck ass.
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A secret third thing
5 months ago
Transgender: adjective. Someone whose gender isn't what is typically assumed based on percieved sex at birth. Proper use: Sally is a Transgender woman. Cis ppl for some reason: transman, transpeople, transgendered, transgenderism, trans-identifying, transgenders, etc.
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we wrapped up a 2 year ttrpg campaign just a month ago and now I'm restless and ready to find another table. I want to make weirdos and roll dice to determine if they live or die.
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training people to think of art as a commodity was a mistake, but training people to think of artists themselves as commodities was even worse.
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mattie lubchansky
5 days ago
not to call anyone out specifically: many cises responding they didn't know and imo that speaks to how most ppl have done no work interrogating the transphobia they've spent their lives absorbing. would you say that i am a whitewoman or a jewishwoman? i bet you wouldn't, even by accident!
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it is cartoonishly goofy for a centrist poll and its pundits to frame âpeople who exclusively vote democrat in every election and have already pledged to do so againâ as âpotential democrat supportersâ as a means of arguing bluesky should be more centrist and transphobic for the good of america
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like its not technically wrong, I guess, but it does feel like its burying the lede a bit, you know?
about 1 month ago
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sometimes fandom discourse is weird because someone will go "I am literally married to this fictional character and I will see the writer knows hell's torment for making them sad" and someone else will point to that and go "see this here is the problem: too much negativity!"
about 1 month ago
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my unpopular fantasy take is that I like when the writer introduces some Proper Nouns and then absolutely refuses to elaborate. Not a bunch of wikipedia articles, not ignoring setting completely, just âyeah thereâs a Witch Marquis of the Emerald Throne. No you canât know what that is, moving on.â
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consider: the Scarlet Devil Mansion appeared in Gensokyo in 1998. Remilia Scarlet is not Japanese. We can infer she is a weeb due to her naming Sakuya. Therefore it is possible the unspecified "Vampire Incident" leading to the spell card rules was a conflict between her and Yukari over subs vs dubs.
6 months ago
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its interesting that arguably the most powerful Japanese youkai in touhou is just some weeb pining for her university exchange program days. Yukari Yakumo is the only one in Gensokyo with opinions on dubs vs subs, and due to time travel had them nearly 800 years before the first dragon con.
6 months ago
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Peter Jeffe
15 days ago
âUp until recently, battered womenâs abuse was not allowed into evidence. There are hundreds of women inside [prison] who only defended themselves who are rotting for decades.â Three femicides a day in the US, but when women fight back they're treated as murderers.
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seeing a growing crowd getting horny and/or repulsed and Iâm just like âfirst of all? that is clearly lahla from thousand year door. I have no second of all.â
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I cant stress enough that if any country wants to either âstick it to americaâ or more easily scoop up the soft power weâre hemmoraging, the best thing they could do is pass sweeping, comprehensive trans rights laws. nothing will own the great satan faster and for cheaper.
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Danielle Froom đłď¸âđ
6 days ago
The bill wouldn't have passed without 8 Democrats voting for it.
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everyone's always like "I want a hyper-focused autistic yapper girlfriend to always be around and rizz me up and tell me her special interests and over-explain things to me" and then goes "ugh the fairy sidekick in this new game talks too much!"
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Usili (Talia) đłď¸ââ§ď¸
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Erin Reed
5 days ago
Trans people are not âfighting for unpopular positions that society isnât ready for.â Trans people are fighting to KEEP the rights we have enjoyed for decades. We have been able to legally change our gender markers since the 70s and before. Same with bathrooms, sports, youth, all for decades.
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Filbi (they/them)
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Ami is one of my oldest friends, and she's been suffering a medical crisis for over a year that doctors throughout North America have refused to treat because she's trans, even though it has nothing to do with her medical condition. Please give her what you can and spread her GFM far and wide.
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âdonât speak ill of dead allies!â well if any allies die Iâll be sure not to do that.
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has your gf ever made a joke so good and niche and unexpected that you got angry? I was trying to tell her about Nobuo Uematsuâs band the Earthbound Papas and she just goes âactually in Japan its called âthe Mamas and the Papasââ and I just fuckingâŚ
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you ever get mad that "everyone should be free to make whatever art they want and everyone should have their basic nutrition, housing and medical needs taken care of, not just to facilitate art but because its moral and possible" is so radical an idea that they will put you on a list for having it?
7 months ago
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you ever think about how much we could have? how much technology, how much free time, how much comfort and fulfillment? and how everyone on the planet could have that much and it would STILL be sustainable? but we can't, entirely because of rich people and stupid assholes?
3 months ago
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Ravenloft being the setting defined by temu dracula, temu the mummy, temu frankenstein, etc makes them going "also, actual full price non-expy cthulhu is here too now!" kind of funny.
6 days ago
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It's Going Down
7 days ago
In the past week: * Trans student murdered in WA. * PA man threatened to murder 20 "socialist" Democrats. * White supremacist in Tennessee shot Black man in attempted murder after calling him racial slurs. * Mosque attacked in San Diego mass shooting in apparent anti-Muslim assault.
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I hate being sick because I then feel guilty for not getting things done. despite not physically being able to do things? who even put that kind of bizarre, completely useless guilt into m- oh right I'm Irish and Jewish.
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âthe he-man movie contains a thoughtful and timely commentary on toxic masculinityâ ok, I guess, but even if I believed you it does still have leto in it so, yâknow, seems like there might be a ceiling on what it has to say in that regard. seems like there just might be that on it. a ceiling.
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Zoeytrope
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wow I can't believe kickstarter reversed their decision and now you HAVE to at least show bush to get your payout.
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