Big woman? Where? So I can avoid her

ME: Posts a news article that gets reskeeted by a couple blue checks DOZENS OF IMPOSSIBLY TEDIOUS RANDOS: Here is a paragraph about why this news doesn’t affect me

Behave accordingly

Starting to feel like Leland Palmer hasn’t gotten over Laura’s death

Does anyone know if we have website today

Bluesky was down so I couldn’t show you guys this dog I saw in the Haagen Dazs. But now I can. Well, bye

Hey so remember how we handled TCGPlayer sending anti union thugs to their workplace last year and stopped using them? Stop giving WOTC your money. No packs, no SLDs, nothing. None of it is worth more than your comrades voices being heard.

I will not rest until that "Stop Forcing AI" sticker is in the bathroom of every dive bar in Seattle

I’m NOT excited and I’m NOT thrilled. I’m honestly scared to share this, but I’m not a coward. I have to show you what you helped us create. None of this would have been possible without your help, and we can’t finish it without your support www.launchgood.com/1948 youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo

We call bottles of liquor with handles “handles” so I want to meet the disgusting little pervert who decided to call a handled bottle of beer a “growler”.

With abyssal char and hero's glaze, I bring my people grilleration!

doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool

"i think this person is an asshole but they're fighting for the same broader social project as me so i'm not going to spend any energy trying to tear them down" is an extremely basic barrier to get past and so many of y'all are tripping over the first hurdle here

if some of you cannot think your way past "this person is my political ally in nearly every respect but i cannot abide him having a boneheaded opinion about an extremely niche social issue and so now i will try to find post-hoc reasons to call him out" you will not fucking survive what is coming

remember, centrists: you gotta vote blue no matter who! time to get in line and support the clear democratic front runner 😇

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

CASCA: You are not the only one who struggles, Guts. I struggle too — just quieter. GUTS: Poyo!

look you don't understand. platner wasn't just some guy getting a nazi tattoo. he was a marine infantryman (nazi) serving in iraq as a guard at abu ghraib (extremely nazi) before going back after getting that tattoo at a random place in eastern europe (mega nazi) to be a blackwater merc (ultra nazi)

*John Brown social media avatar voice* VOTE!

DBJ is too modest to admit that it's Stand on the Word (The_Remover Remix), which has not left my brain for almost a full calendar year

Fine yes here leave me alone

you can participate in making this #MeltdownMay one for the ages with one simple trick! reskeet this if you agree:

Representative democracy is the compromise. The people voting to resegregate America aren't going to like what the other option is.

This shit is so funny. Being mad at Anita for being "woke" in 2026 is like being mad at the Beatles for being satanic in 2026

MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you

*Voice like a rubber duck in a paint mixer* Kids aren't leathery enough.

God forbid women have hobbies outside of work

Corollary:

Has a normal-looking pe-*distant gunshot*

The incentive for becoming a “reformed nazi” is a lower chance of being [redacted], not eligibility for national public office

Me: what AI does can never be considered art because art involves the conveyance of some aspect of the human experience, which is impossible for a computer Silicon Valley tech freak: what is "the human experience"?

goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin, goblin, pussy, goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin pussy

there are not enough videogames where you can shower with your dad. off the top of my head i can only name one

Tell us your pet's name with a gif

SHAFT

mario

🎵 Right about now /

This shit is gonna make someone finally do it

me: the thing is that while the south obviously has a lot of racism in it the rest of the country benefitted from slavery and white supremacy so it's not as though any white amerikkkans can be said to be innocent. me the second one of these fuckers starts talking about lee or 'southern heritage'

new Ninajirachi single bangs

Perhaps most embarrassing is how they won't say "fucks"

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