Absolutely tragic comorbidities on display throughout this website: unable to read between the lines, and also unable to read at all

REZ 2 looks fucking lit

Gun

Gun.

OK OK I give up

This is embarrassing QAnon “The storm is coming” shit. Even liberals should know better

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Please adjust your Jeremy Renner App jokes from “absurdist” to “mean”

They're doing this to me tomorrow

Can't emphasize strongly enough that they've said this like half a dozen times already, and every time it's because they just redefined what they call "intelligence"

Hey quick question will $878 billion make you immortal? Will it make people think you’re funny? Will it make people genuinely like you?

Grandpa's brain is tapioca pudding. Nothing going on in there except grainy film reels of the good old days. Elevator music and cymbal-monkeys only.

This self-serving cretin thinks a journalist's job is to afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable. History's most ethical Bloomberg writer

Never fails

Manifesting

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best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

As usual, liberals (in this case the Obama administration) paved the way for far-right escalation

the rare time a child's understanding of wealth works out. frozen burritos are pretty good. whoever invented those probably made a billion bucks. yup, sure did kiddo

I think you should always look at Brianna Wu as an example of what not to do. She's groveling, because they want us afraid. So never grovel, stop being afraid, organize with the people you trust and never, ever see the enemy for anything but the paper tiger they are.

It's not even a robot! It's remote-controlled by a person in another country for poverty wages! You're just paying $20k plus a subscription for the world's shittiest maid

We’ll win. It won’t be tomorrow or this year. Maybe not before I’m gone. But we’ll win.

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Even if you give Platner every benefit of the doubt, he's still a dumb rube. A guy who was cajoled into doing something horrible and then did nothing about it for two decades. A guy like that shouldn't be anywhere near a position of power, and if you believe him you're an even bigger rube than that

looking forward to reading the 5,000 word Wired profile about me where they "reveal" that i secretly hold cryptocurrency and then spend 20% of it quoting that one bitcoiner who really hates me

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

I'm this cat's lawyer and my client is innocent

I'd rather be destitute in Seattle than rich in North Dakota

Back from a 24-hour time-out because of a post I made months ago suggesting that people who want trans people dead should take themselves out instead. And I’ll fuckin do it again

This is hallowed ground. Locals can immediately identify this as 3rd & Pine, around the corner from the PvP-enabled McDonald's

a lifetime of anti bullying campaigns have left our current college students unequipped to kick this guy's ass immediately. beating up the nazi dude used to be a right of passage

If I ever start posting like this I want someone to take me out back and put me out of my misery

s/o @unhaunting.bsky.social for the all-time banger

Would transition have saved her?

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

"It's not a Nazi tattoo, it's a tattoo for a Nazi band" Irreparable brain damage

Haha yeah man, the best part of being a raindrop is knowing I’m not responsible for the flood

Egghead genuinely does not understand why human beings actually enjoy nice, well-made things.

I used to work at a family-owned bakery in an old-money part of Seattle. Finding out the amount of shit the owners bought frozen but sold as "made from scratch" would have instantly killed those annoying old rich ladies. Sorry, nobody is making croissant dough by hand every single morning.