What were the authors of the constitution thinking at the time? I don’t know, “I wanna keep my slaves and not pay taxes”? Who gives a fuck.

She was just a fucking kid

AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

My timeline: “FUCK YES” “GOD IS DEAD” “WE ARE SO BACK” “I’M GONNA KMS” Me: “Must be a game on”

ok we don't have kings. whats the ask then because what we do have is rich people doing whatever they please ruining everything

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Low-hanging fruit but: youtu.be/97xfV6yXcrk

Boomers be like "let's put this in the air, water, and literally everything else"

truly the story comes together in the process of writing. that's when you put all the facts together in a way for people to understand them. a machine doesn't have that level of judgement. a machine is not discerning. a machine does not have a bullshit detector.

Men are afraid that women will make fun of them, women are afraid that men will kill them, faux-rural tactical cowboys are afraid that a blue-haired clerk at a non-chain store will ask them if they need a bag or if they brought their own

i am not changing my behavior so if you raise the stakes high enough at some point we may have figure out who cares more about the outcome of you trying to put me in prison for felony existing

lmao

🎵G is for girlies, so sweet and fun 🎵I is for I…can’t think of one 🎵I also don’t have ones for R or for L 🎵But IES is for the ease with which I fell… 🎵In love with girlies @girliespod.bsky.social coming soon with theme song performed by @daltondeschain.com and @sarahnorcross.bsky.social

i wrote about milton mayer’s account of german men’s lives in the nazi party and parallels with our ICE situation today www.welcometohellworld.com/the-little-a...

The indie game of all time

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

more broadly, it's part of something called the Fediverse, which is a collection of social networking services for cops

every time some tech psycho giddily says unemployment could hit 30% soon I'm like ok man and then what. what happens after that usually. how about I give you fifteen minutes to skim wikipedia and then you can get back to me. its fine i'll wait

games are a form of media that are reverse engineered & deconstructed by its enthusiast audience more often than any other form of multimedia additionally: if you think that the cost of making games is a problem, ask a successful games publisher how much it costs to reearn trust, let alone buy it

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

the goal of this press tour is clearly on behalf of the show, trying to sway lib audiences on the fence that it’s ok to watch this horseshit if you publicly decry how bad it is at the same a marketing campaign targeted squarely at cowards who somehow don’t have better things to watch

Bro's on Da Joose

Buddhist monks? Oh, you mean the Koan Brothers?

I voted for Warren in the 2020 primary and pretty much every thing she's done since then has made me regret that vote

Allow me to convey my hateness for this likeness shit. You wanna see the dead actor? Go watch all the movies they acted in when they were alive. You want new movies? Give new actors paid acting jobs to make new movies. Stop this shit.

This is vile, unacceptable slander @earvlikes.bsky.social. Shame on you. He killed 19 people in a desert.

Yeah I'm looking forward to Dune 3. Dune 3-5 years for making actionable threats against Matt Walsh.

Seeing a lot of Timheads who can’t conceive of your view being blocked by a stunning 6’3” Elphaba cosplayer

Marathon’s UI design is so cool

Dootle Dots sweep the Oscars

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

One time a game I wrote made one half of one billion dollars. And I wrote that game? That’s right. For money.

Hey if any of you want to pay me to write your video game, I love to write video games and am quite good at writing video games. You should pay me to write your video game

wanna see a dead body?

Damn, if only someone had warned them

In case you missed it in the STELLATHON, @katbrush.art made a video performing/singing several of my posts and it is incredible, please watch it (pt 2 in replies)

STELLATHON is entering its final stretch! We’re very close to raising half of what was stolen from me. Stop by and watch @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com play Fusor at summergamesfest.com

STELLATHON is going strong for several more hours! I’m so humbled by the turnout—please drop by if you haven’t! There’s a ton of fun stuff going on

I will be streaming as part of this for a half-hour tonight at 10:30pm Eastern Time. Get ready to see me get pummeled by Tyrants as I show off wacky Resident Evil Randomizer nonsense to help out antlervel.vet.

Stellathon is LIVE with @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social playing Dwarf Fortress

You can't imagine the number of times I have heard or read the phrase "Anything for Stella" over the past week