Zoeytrope
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There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user: 1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse 2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts 3. Normal
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Big woman? Where? So I can avoid her
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ME: Posts a news article that gets reskeeted by a couple blue checks DOZENS OF IMPOSSIBLY TEDIOUS RANDOS: Here is a paragraph about why this news doesnāt affect me
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Pavel
about 1 year ago
Behave accordingly
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about 15 hours ago
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Starting to feel like Leland Palmer hasnāt gotten over Lauraās death
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Does anyone know if we have website today
about 1 month ago
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Stella Sacco
1 day ago
Bluesky was down so I couldnāt show you guys this dog I saw in the Haagen Dazs. But now I can. Well, bye
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Golgari Gal, Sisyphean Arc
1 day ago
Hey so remember how we handled TCGPlayer sending anti union thugs to their workplace last year and stopped using them? Stop giving WOTC your money. No packs, no SLDs, nothing. None of it is worth more than your comrades voices being heard.
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I will not rest until that "Stop Forcing AI" sticker is in the bathroom of every dive bar in Seattle
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Rasheed Abueideh - Now crowdfunding Dreams on a Pillow š
5 days ago
Iām NOT excited and Iām NOT thrilled. Iām honestly scared to share this, but Iām not a coward. I have to show you what you helped us create. None of this would have been possible without your help, and we canāt finish it without your support
www.launchgood.com/1948
youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo
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Dreams on a Pillow - Official Gameplay First Look
YouTube video by Rasheed Abueideh
https://youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo
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Kaye Ross
6 days ago
We call bottles of liquor with handles āhandlesā so I want to meet the disgusting little pervert who decided to call a handled bottle of beer a āgrowlerā.
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With abyssal char and hero's glaze, I bring my people grilleration!
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6 days ago
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rax ālevon honkersā king
7 days ago
doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think youāre cool
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dropkick
7 days ago
"i think this person is an asshole but they're fighting for the same broader social project as me so i'm not going to spend any energy trying to tear them down" is an extremely basic barrier to get past and so many of y'all are tripping over the first hurdle here
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dropkick
7 days ago
if some of you cannot think your way past "this person is my political ally in nearly every respect but i cannot abide him having a boneheaded opinion about an extremely niche social issue and so now i will try to find post-hoc reasons to call him out" you will not fucking survive what is coming
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Brady! š³ļøāā§ļø
8 days ago
remember, centrists: you gotta vote blue no matter who! time to get in line and support the clear democratic front runner š
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Rob Delaney
2 months ago
These are the 4 things AI can do well: ā¢Clean up your email inbox (badly) ā¢Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party ā¢Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself ā¢Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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9 days ago
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CASCA: You are not the only one who struggles, Guts. I struggle too ā just quieter. GUTS: Poyo!
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samantha
10 days ago
look you don't understand. platner wasn't just some guy getting a nazi tattoo. he was a marine infantryman (nazi) serving in iraq as a guard at abu ghraib (extremely nazi) before going back after getting that tattoo at a random place in eastern europe (mega nazi) to be a blackwater merc (ultra nazi)
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*John Brown social media avatar voice* VOTE!
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11 days ago
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DBJ is too modest to admit that it's Stand on the Word (The_Remover Remix), which has not left my brain for almost a full calendar year
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12 days ago
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Fine yes here leave me alone
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12 days ago
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying
14 days ago
you can participate in making this
#MeltdownMay
one for the ages with one simple trick! reskeet this if you agree:
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Rusty Foster
13 days ago
Representative democracy is the compromise. The people voting to resegregate America aren't going to like what the other option is.
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michael lutz
13 days ago
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This shit is so funny. Being mad at Anita for being "woke" in 2026 is like being mad at the Beatles for being satanic in 2026
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Stella Sacco
14 days ago
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
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*Voice like a rubber duck in a paint mixer* Kids aren't leathery enough.
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14 days ago
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God forbid women have hobbies outside of work
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14 days ago
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Corollary:
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15 days ago
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Has a normal-looking pe-*distant gunshot*
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The incentive for becoming a āreformed naziā is a lower chance of being [redacted], not eligibility for national public office
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the hype
16 days ago
Me: what AI does can never be considered art because art involves the conveyance of some aspect of the human experience, which is impossible for a computer Silicon Valley tech freak: what is "the human experience"?
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leon
16 days ago
goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin, goblin, pussy, goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin pussy
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Jorkin B Peanitson
16 days ago
there are not enough videogames where you can shower with your dad. off the top of my head i can only name one
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Tell us your pet's name with a gif
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16 days ago
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Adam Macqueen
16 days ago
SHAFT
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mario
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16 days ago
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šµ Right about now /
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Republican male
17 days ago
This shit is gonna make someone finally do it
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samantha
17 days ago
me: the thing is that while the south obviously has a lot of racism in it the rest of the country benefitted from slavery and white supremacy so it's not as though any white amerikkkans can be said to be innocent. me the second one of these fuckers starts talking about lee or 'southern heritage'
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new Ninajirachi single bangs
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17 days ago
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18 days ago
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Perhaps most embarrassing is how they won't say "fucks"
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18 days ago
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rax ālevon honkersā king
about 1 month ago
šØ nostalgia is a thought terminator šØ
www.patreon.com/posts/155876...
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