THIRTY ONE PEOPLE HAVE DOWNLOADED MY CAT and if you’re one of them you have to show me!!!!!!!!!! or else!!!!!!!

yt keeps giving me nhl videos now because it thinks I’m into hockey after looking up pwhl stuff last night. buddy you misunderstand my motivations. I don’t give a good goddamn about the nhl. I’m into women committing acts of violence

MY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a ship needs to be a little codependant and toxic to be fun. It's fiction, after all. ships need to be a bit fucked up

good morning I'm listening to this album while I work today and you should too www.youtube.com/watch?v=CftE...

not to get too much into irl work shit but this year is the first time in...... ever?? that I actually have some time to relax at end of year instead of crunching my ass off lmao. I'm logging into xiv and I'm going FISHING

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

I keep getting people following me for a wrestling post I made yesterday which is very funny considering most of my posts on here are about my fictional catgirl's prostate or some shit. I appreciate the optimism but I wouldn't expect a lot of relevant content to your interests

about to experience a dyke rite of passage (going to a women’s hockey game tonight)

I'm constantly hanging threats of roe and thyme becoming swingers over the rp group like the sword of damocles

WE HAVE POOP

(rending my clothes asunder like that one werewolf meme) TENEB’RI COSA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

little spark

my darling son has had no problems using his new box for number ones but next time you see him can you please tell him it’s okay to poop there too whenever he needs to. because he hasn’t pooped yet. please don’t embarrass him I just want to make sure he knows he has permission.

man this was years ago at this point but does anyone else remember that shit wwe did with that intergender tournament where they paired up asuka and the miz

there are no good arguments against making AEW intergender

the world’s greatest art form

christmas gift for @lilbittybats.bsky.social of their wol, U'tikka! #FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Miqote #HorseyDoodles

never been the type of person to take vacation between christmas and new years but I’m trying to embrace the liminal space energy anyway and just do whatever the fuck. like I just ate french toast for lunch. who’s going to stop me? YOU?

holy fuck

the secret to overcoming writer's block is to despair for a few hours and then eventually write for 15 minutes

soprano watch update: tony recently beat a man to death because he was sad about a racehorse that died and now he’s embarking on a divorce arc. the fletcher parallels are growing worrisome

#fishpics christmas pie is here 🎶 fishy pie and cheer 🎶

thinking about my catgirl. taking incredible psychic damage

once you get into shipping your ocs with your friends' ocs nothing else will ever come close to the dopamine hit it gives

BACK IN THE SADDLE BABY

Does anyone remember them #ffxiv

Bunch of older comms that I still really like

#fishpics merry fishmas from my triangular son and his triangular tree

i dont remember if i ever posted this to bsky actually

merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky

sorry

happy starlight from my ocs roe and thyme are making out sloppy style under the mistletoe and fletcher barrett is drinking alone

Then one foggy Starlight Eve, the Saint came to say: “ , with your name so gone, won’t you guide my sleigh along?” (She’s not dead, just returned home after her miraculous duty completion)

Its her day!

And thus is gone #ffxiv

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

#fishpics WHAT BY THE GODS HIS ULTIMATE MOVE

okay I’m sorry but lv 1 getting murdered on christmas is objectively the funniest way they could have done it

xiv really did this to lvl 1 . on this holy day

heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!

it’s 80 degrees outside this year but I’m drinking mulled wine anyway goddammit

allowing myself one rude post this month. if you're moving to bsky for the first or second or third time: actually fucking use this place. yeah, it is kinda hard to build a following on here. it was hard to build a following on twitter. but it only happened because i used the thing. fuckin use it

oh my god this might be why I keep surviving ddos attacks LMAO

this shit is so fucking annoying dude. yeah thanks man my viewing experience is really enhanced here

how it feels to show someone your oc

roe and thyme: no cheeses for us meeces fletcher: marley. not scrooge. she does not deserve redemption