The buckshot lariat can now be done without risk of pregnancy

finally playing the nun game (misericorde) :) darcy is my favorite obviously

#fishpics extremely rare fishy pie pull today

got a horchata iced coffee this morning

man I thought dming an artist about a digital art comm was scary but I’m about to send an inquiry to a tattoo artist for later this summer and I feel like I’m gonna barf

#fishpics guy who loooves to eat felt and is asking permission so sweetly (I told him no)

well I didn't manage to find pieces from the cidception instance while messing around with the new brio update but I DID crash my game so that's cool

the sound of gay voices all over the house

anyway. today I learned that my new town has a roller derby league

like idk man ppl come to this hobby for different reasons but personally I don’t want to write fluffy friendship where everyone holds hands all the time!! I want CONFLICT!! I want interactions between characters who clash on the most fundamental levels!!! I want CHANGE and GROWTH and REGRESSION

ppl are discussing RP interactions again so here is a reminder that fletcher barrett is a maladjusted little freak who WILL be rude and disrespectful to your guy and there’s literally nothing I can do about it. I’m sorry I tried to talk with her about it and she told me to kill myself

watching pro beach hockey again :) GO DAWG PAC

meanwhile fletcher is in ontogether looking like weekend at bernies

can officially confirm that the ublock trick listed here works and it was a very quick and easy way to circumvent the bsky age verification jumpscare screen on desktop! if you know someone who got that message today tell em to give this a look gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...

what if I bought an actual sketchbook and a nice pen. as a prank

redid roe and thyme's yard :) 40 slots is so many and yet still somehow not enough

roe and thyme oldheads know that thyme only appended “meadows” to her name after moving to the source to make her a matching set with roe’s “rosemary wilds” and it made roe so happy she cried :)

canker sore on the side of my tongue that makes my whole throat hurt. why live

logged in on thyme today 😔

Recently got peer pressured into dusting off a fursona #art #furry #oc-quattour

I looove working from home I love using my lunch break to take a little nap on the couch with my cat :)

we made it to another thursday!

#oc:rosemary #gpose redid some of roe's textures again :) it's fat butch friday (it's thursday)

ohhh my good I was just gposing for the first time in what feels like five thousand years and my POWER FLICKERED and I LOST IT

very good message put in our aew watch party earlier

ishy has so many toys I've bought him over the years but right now his favorite of all time is a little velcro cable management tie he likes to bat around with his paw and toss with his head. he's proudly laying on top of it as I write this. I guess I'll go fuck myself

watching interview with the vampire (the 90s movie) tonight and realizing I have spent pretty much my whole life getting brad pitt and tom cruise mixed up

it turns out drawing is really fun when I'm not trying too hard to Practice Optimally. I'm sure drills and courses and routines are important but sometimes I think you gotta do this stuff like a kindergartener handed a fistful of crayons

getting back into shitty doodles lately :) today I drew my friends’ fursonas. maybe someday I’ll be able to draw things without just directly copying an image!

"Hey Cowabunga!" 🏄‍♂️

(earthsea posting again) honestly it's so funny reading these books as they get more into issues about sexuality and gender and human expression as an asexual queer. I would be the strongest wizard alive without even trying

no one on this earth has ever suffered as much as me <-- guy who drank coffee on an empty stomach again

POINTING WILDLY AT FLETCHER

I don’t begrudge anyone from posting about politics and Current Events from time to time bc it’s just the way shit is rn but I do think that if you make me see a post by ken klippenstein you owe me 10 dollars

don't quote me on this bc it's entirely possible An Event Will Occur and prevent me from doing so but I THINK tonight might be a roe fizzlebeef night at druthers. maybe.

roe fizzlebeef uses it every single day of her life

nude roe fizzlebeef on my monitor :) life could be a dream

Misc heavensward doodles i did while progressing on my alt ☃️

(wrestleposting) man that sami shit is so embarrassing lol. every time another piece of news comes out about him being a fucking mark I feel like that tyra banks WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU image

gang I know this style is probably out of fashion already by now but is it a red flag if I bring a picture of fight club brad pitt to my haircut tonight. I’m a dyke instead of a cis dude if that makes any difference in your verdict

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

jk I can do anything #mypossum

really wish bsky and sites like it had a timed mute function. like sometimes I don't want to unfollow someone entirely but they're being really annoying right now and I want to give them 24 hours to cool off. yknow. does anyone else want this

chipping away at umineko again. I posted this in the group chat captioned “just the regular suck is fine” and got called a coward

found a fucking sick mcm writing desk at the antique mall and I’m SO EXCITED to set it up as a craft table NEVER KILL YOURSELF

ugh artfight looks so fun I wish I could draw