me: hows it going sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d me: cool scg: trying to make an artillery mage me: is that like a wizard with a gun scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions me: that sounds useful scg: id love to be able to do that. just once me: ha ha scg: *far off look* yeah

apparently it's Bully Liv Day my wife just turned around and asked "how's it feel to be older than the mayor of new york" 💀

good news: managed to handle a load of laundry. bad news: there was much more than one load of laundry.

using the claire’s piercing gun for a prince albert

Reminder if you’re cis to not just check in but to to offer trans people in your life material support

Y'ALL… SHE EDITED HER REPLY TO CROSS OUT "PROBABLY" AFTER I ASKED SMH MY HEAD 😭

i'm gonna mcfucking lose it

if a software developer who makes more money than me asks how to fix a problem with his computer and he sends me a screenshot of the error and the error says "try rebooting", then a stacking percentage of his salary should be taken from him and given to me.

the nostril is the urethra of the nose

catching unreal splash damage on the tl today i am TRYING to work

must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS must not fedpost about SCOTUS

should I have said that I want to dress up as a garbage can at the puppygirl Halloween party so they'll all put their litters in me?

"please don't litter" signs are anti-puppygirl hate speech and in this essay I will

I’m only ok for four more days and then I’m going to be flat broke and unhoused without even SNAP. 😰

i caramelized a bunch of onions last night and the house smells fucking incredible but there's no caramelized onions left... i've created some special kind of hell.

Hoku here ❤️ Sorry for the radio silence. Posting this while taking a smoke break but Stovey is safe and healing well. Rehab is doing wonders. She misses you all so much. Idk if anyone will see this but l'll make a proper post very soon. Stovey has gained access to all of her accounts again as well.

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

bottom prep is a subroutine

good evening lesbians

A friend in the community needs glasses (and has needed them for months), for accessibility reasons, and she hasn't gotten any donations. We're not gonna let her fall through the cracks anymore!!! 100/320 www.paypal.com/paypalme/bor... Venomo: @Mikrokosmochi Cashapp: $NamjoonMoonie #mutualaid

die by the sword

big ups to Napster for inventing naps

i talked to nori shortly before she passed. she read her poetry to me. the passion i heard in the rhythm of her words was immense and powerful. a brilliant, empathetic force. if you were here in the early days of the site, you knew who she was. 💜 nori.

good evening lesbians

help mel!

Mods are asleep, post Air Canada Concorde

- offering your pronouns while introducing yourself is the best way to invite someone to share theirs without singling them out

When BlueSky launched, I said that the lack of private accounts made the platform hostile to anyone with concerns about abuse or stalking. Their "ideal public forum" completely excludes people who worry for their safety. Two years later, BlueSky remains acutely hostile to people in danger.

the NYT employed Pamela Paul for years to write anti-trans pieces. do not talk to anyone from the NYT. do not talk to any journalist about this, period. no exceptions.

@pfrazee.com can we please address the safety concerns with this automod? this is putting people like me in danger. (i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)

I've never been fucked in the pussy so catholically that makes me a virgin, right?

i'm gonna be tabling! come say hi

i think giving this as percentages is a little misleading, as it makes the 10% increase in VPD funding seem less than double the increase to fire/rescue. fire/rescue is getting 12.2 million more. they cut serices to give the VPD 46.2 million more dollars.

snuffbait triumphator desperately trying to keep it together as the auriga recites memento mori in his ear

buy her music!!

hello fellow bluesky users, I'm behind on every bill, my bank account is in the negatives, my credit card is well beyond maxed out, and I have no income. I really need your help this Halloween I made an album of ambient melancholy electronic moody beats, great for relaxing/focusing to. buy it!

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

i’ve learned so much from the trans community here on bluesky like how you can have two dozen wives and still be a femcel

bluesky moderation decided to label mel's entire account so you probably won't see her fundraiser for bottom surgery. now you will.

Please help Mel fund her bottom surgery if you can. Also make sure to share this because BlueSky's automod hides her entire account for "intolerance" for no reason.

i'm a sub until her thigh is shoved between my legs. then i'm a grinder

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Here's another update from Ryah: youtu.be/__1B2-jjJoU She's not out of the woods yet! Let's get her FULLY funded!

i think if ur trans then ur trans and if ur not trans then ur not trans

I can't believe the United States of America got bottom surgery before me but congrats on the Dick removal I guess

hey have u heard the good news about Transition ™️ Transition ™️: ask yrself if it's right for u

Please block @zaeler.bsky.social, who's trying to break some sort of speedrunning record for rancid transphobia. What a miserable tinfoil bitchboy. What an absolute breadless breadstick. What trash fire of a human being. He's bad at trolling but he's still being really aggressively toxic, just block

streaming on 30 minutes!

mixing fisting lube powder with hot sauce for a true sadomasochism scene