It’s not goaltending. He’s just that tall.

My analysis after the first quarter: They definitely played whatever is the correct number of minutes of basketball according to the NBA rules

dawg they booed through “The Star-Spangled Banner” to get to the president

“A lot of basketball has been played since [the Knicks last won an NBA title 53 years ago]” is like an Onion Sports line

Some Cops At Pride

the easier parental digital surveillance gets, the more i worry about queer and trans kids

In April Caltrans released their 2025 State Rail Plan Annual Report. It discusses shifting from planning and investment based on horizons to network states where service expansion, including capital projects, are tied to actual project delivery. dot.ca.gov/-/media/dot-...

Somebody's tailnet is going to be named rainbow-pride.ts.net github.com/tailscale/ta...

somehow, golden gate claude returned

Two centuries ago today: Members of the Family Compact – the ruling elite of Upper Canada at the time – destroy William Lyon Mackenzie’s printing press. Mackenzie was later awarded £625 in damages by a civil jury.

Red bars are U.S. states and blue bars are OECD countries.

B R U H

holy shit i did not know mike lee was a descendent of the mountain meadows massacrist that is WILD

…how did this person not immediately die

morning music

“We should have the rule of law, but for land use” remains a fundamentally radical position.

land use is for the living, not the dead

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully” – George W Bush

They’re going to put him courtside and someone’s going to trip over his tie

> Trump and Mamdani hanging out in the owner’s box

so uhh what’s going on with stocks

Democrats could potentially pull off an electoral devious lick if they got the house/senate to issue a formal statement of apology towards Mormons for the federal government’s role in their 19th century persecution and pledge to defend their rights in the same way as every other religious minority

extremely hello to this four-car Mark III SkyTrain on the M-Line

feeling cute today

this is really it for me for decades of computing the “jaw” of the program was extremely narrow, and you had to feed it the extremely structured stuff we get paid to know the LLM suddenly unhinged the jaw of the machine altogether and I think that’s both a huge deal and poorly understood to be one

I've got a dozen or so I keep in glass jars as trophies.

Trans Seinfeld episode where Elaine keeps talking about getting The Surgery and she's excited but worried about missing "it". In the end it turns out she was getting a millimeter shaved off her jawline and no one can tell the difference but Kramer comes in and goes "Ah, I see you got The Surgery!"

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date and/or be married to you?

[extremely cheerleader voice and cadence] ♫ i say “geo” you say “data” GEO [pause] GEO [pause] ♪

I don't want to RETVRN, but I want to course correct towards the vision of the future we had in the late 90s & early 00s, and I'm starting to believe that might actually happen

Persona 6 🤝 Elder Scrolls 6 An announcement and literally no other info

video games are back

i promise you will never in a million years guess what the first post in this thread is.

For $26.50 you can get a twelve-pack of vodka soda, pay the toll on the Bayway out to Fort DeSoto, and have money left over.

HR exists to protect the company, not you [laudatory].

trying to find ways to verbalize my civic pride without sounding like a complete lunatic: wow, we are all so very lucky to live here!

It’s truly insane that any country in the world has tariffs on Chinese solar panels. These things are very durable goods, China doesn’t take them back if they go to war with Taiwan. Buying one creates no dependency. A solar panel bought today will literally outlive Xi Jinping, he is 72 years old!

Developing the elevator theory of everything 🔄

“not healthy for public trust or betting markets”

now this is a hot take: zitronism as the muskist impulse to reduce and eliminate

I was making an appointment with a new doctor and she asked what year I was born in. “66.” I replied. “Was that 1966?” she asked. “No. 1066. I’m mentioned in the Doomsday book..” “Really?” She said… Ffs do I look 960 years old? Do I?

…look…

the longer i live here, the more i am coming around to the ICBC model.

i have earned one (1) vyvanse skip day of laziness, ama?

I do get emotional at this speech every time I read it

chat i think i might be down bad

My perennial fucking take. It was the *Allied Powers* that won World War II, and not any single individual nation-state that won it.

Florida, hey, I’m from there

82 years ago, 14,000 Canadians landed on Juno Beach, many of whom would never come home.   On the anniversary of D-Day, we pause to honour those who served and sacrificed.

I think as British Columbians we should all commit to a bit where we lean really hard into being the westernmost. The westest in Canada. We can outwest the so-called "west."