Blaine Crim

“what’s a Grogu?”

gen x-themed horror movie about someone’s tazmanian devil tattoo that comes to life and starts terrorizing people

every scene in Mandalorian and Grogu should have characters cracking open Budweiser cans. multiple cans. like every time you cut back to a reverse shot of Sigourney she should be opening a new can even though she didn’t finish drinking the last can.

every scene in Mandalorian and Grogu should have characters cracking open Budweiser cans. multiple cans. like every time you cut back to a reverse shot of Sigourney she should be opening a new can even though she didn’t finish drinking the last can.

syndicate wars, screenshots, dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/551/syn...

please welcome our next guest speaker Mr. Beer

why does this dumb asshole always look like the worst 12 year old kid you knew growing up being forced to pose for pictures at his own birthday party

this is a Dan Hedaya bit in A Night at the Roxbury

crazy how immediately unsettling a red washingnton nationals cap can be

Lost Highway (1997)

the older I get the more I appreciate the savageness of 'football head' and 'tall hair boy.' there's no coming back from that, fellas. helga cooked your ass and all she had to do was describe your shape.

Journalists have a responsibility to cover problematic companies and figures, especially if they'll have a huge impact on the lives of readers. I'd argue that it's more important than ever. The problem is when they don't cover them with any actual important context.

hanging out at ikea. anyone up for a game of OBVIOUSLY!

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

me to whichever Red Sox player was most responsible for the recent loss: they’re cooking your ass in the Salem Five Studio bro. they’re calling you out during the W.B. Mason Deliver Success Game Summary.

Trance & Fuckers 2

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

charlie kirk died??

found this snapchat I took like 12 years ago

You know who would have absolutely adored this image is David Lynch

Even if there is no further escalation (and what has been done is already beyond the pale) the casual fucking threat is more than enough. We recognize the words "I am going to kill you and your entire family" for what they are when it's some random asshole saying them never mind the US president.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social hope Easter Joe’s visit was nice and that the two of you got to watch a lot of baseball

every one is obsessed with the famous blues artist bad bunny, however, today even he takes a back seat because there's only one bunny who is truly the main event...I think you all know who I'm talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me to whichever Red Sox player was most responsible for the recent loss: they’re cooking your ass in the Salem Five Studio bro. they’re calling you out during the W.B. Mason Deliver Success Game Summary.

imagine if it happened on a friday imagine if that friday was today

the crack of the bat. the green grass. the beard that got shaved into a fake jawline and now it’s having an unflattering effect on that guy’s neck.

years ago I posted on a shitty message board with someone who hadn’t tried soup until they were like 25 years old and when they finally tried soup they started referencing life events as being either before or after “soup-trying day,” like it marked the start of a new epoch

Charles Entertainment Norris

Those few seconds of freedom when your first work computer login attempt doesn’t work and you think, maybe today’s the day

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

no one has ever looked more like an umpire

at a mostly empty Marriott bar and whatever music app they’re using just played 3 ads in a row for ED pills where people say stuff like “my husband keeps PREMATURE EJACULATING” and I swear it was several minutes of like, “UGH I HATE IT WHEN HE PREMATURE EJACULATES” echoing in this bar

happy pokémon day here’s veronica taylor

Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball

imagine if it happened on a friday imagine if that friday was today

I think if you put the slack notification sound in a commercial for slack I should be able to ring your doorbell in the middle of the night as much as I want, forever

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

The Third Man (1949)

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

after the passing of Scott Adams, ties are to be lowered to half curl

I don’t know how you look at the stuffed animals in that car next to an airbag covered in gore and not feel some of the worst things you can possibly feel you can’t sweep this under the rug — it’s all gotta come down

Go ahead. Call me a "dillweed" again, you jackal. You brigand. But ask yourself this: where would the noble pickle be,, without the dilled weed's humble fronds

growing up in my town was crazy. I remember one time this kid Doug threw a rock at an abandoned house and it ended up knocking the whole thing down. turns out it was the childhood home of this other girl in our class. it was fucked up. there was also a blue kid who made honking sounds.

These loathsome creatures who call themselves Democrats seem to believe that every trans person exists on an ice floe you can gently push out to sea. But trans people, besides being people in and of themselves, have families and friends and communities, and now we're coming for you.

the rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!; economy