I grew up going to the kind of church that talked about the rapture a lot. So much that when I’d get home and no one was there I’d think “I guess everyone got raptured but me.” I never thought it was bad and I pretty much thought “finally, some peace and quiet” which reveals a lot about me Tbh

Easy, just give all your money to me to take care of your dogs

Oh man. M’s fans…. Oh man.

Saw a post where someone said they were asked to pet sit for the rapture. 🎶I’ve got questions🎶

I feel really good about the massive amount of money I spent at Lillith Fair as youth

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

🌟MLB Hunt for October Manifestation Thread🌟 Make your requests and pleas to chaos and the baseball gods here. Who needs to win? Who needs to lose? Which players need hot bats? Whose gloves need to fall off? (Be nice. If you hope for injuries etc you're blocked and probably won’t see heaven)

Why are people talking about the rapture? (I mean more than usual)

100% chance of champagne showers 🍾

If you're boycotting ABC/Disney et al and are wondering what to do about the Mariners and Astros game on ESPN you can watch the ESPN SNB game on the mlb app 90 minutes after the game is over.

Did MLB give up on the clever October slogans?

Tigers are in shambles shambles like serious shambles

A handy cheat sheet

I am getting mixed messages on the timeline

Whoa just saw a balk in real time and knew what it was and recognized it was a balk

Signed my contract for my second job and realized it is half the work for more money 👀

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's VICTOR FREAKIN' ROBLES! #SeattleMariners #MarinersNation #MLBSeattle

I'd die

🌟MLB Hunt for October Manifestation Thread🌟 Make your requests and pleas to chaos and the baseball gods here. Who needs to win? Who needs to lose? Which players need hot bats? Whose gloves need to fall off? (Be nice. If you hope for injuries etc you're blocked and probably won’t see heaven)

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

Doesn't seem like a good sign

Shambles

disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame

I have been saying

Good

Back-to-back two-out walks from Ohtani and Betts is followed by Freeman grounding a single to tie the game.

cannot emphasize enough how much ground victor robles covered

[James Earl Jones voice]: Baseball, holy fuck, that is all, send skeet

saw someone post VICTORY ROBLES and you know we're in the fun part of the year

Giggling at how many times this broadcast has said “hitting the knob”

When I say “you never know, it’s a long season” this is what I mean

This could be about 90% of my favorite players

BREAKING: MIKE TROUT HITS CAREER HOME RUN NO. 400 ‼️

Mike Trout gets #400.

the only royalty i recognize is prince calbert, first of his name, biggest of dumpers

What number does he need to reach for Aaron Judge’s kids to start going to games?

This is a good thread for everyone to read

Walking with the bases loaded is the best thing you can do with the bases loaded.

Bat flipping walks with the bases loaded is the sexiest thing your partner can do.

I needed to see this today and maybe you did too

Had a conversation with someone about the Phillies in the context of the postseason, and while the offense is fuckin cooking these days I did have to use the phrase "load-bearing Harrison Bader"

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Mariners bringing manufacturing back to a red state is so inspirational

It has been a while since I’ve mentioned this. But just a reminder that I want you to be happy, but I don’t care who wins any of these games.

Astros and Mariners already feels a little chaotic. Feeling good about this game.

Juan Soto batting in the bottom of the ninth 👀

This also works for the Detroit Tigers too rn