I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

It's November? When did that happen?

This is one of the funniest apologies I've ever seen

Omg just found out kitty works for the nytimes

Graphic design etc and so on

I will take “Journalism I didn't need” for 1000 dollars Alex

The World Series

I am also creating a peace prize. Why not

Finally, some good news

Glad to have played my part.

2026 qualifying offers, per Jeff Passan: Bo Bichette Kyle Schwarber Kyle Tucker Framber Valdez Dylan Cease Edwin Díaz Ranger Suárez Zac Gallen Shota Imanaga Michael King Trent Grisham Gleyber Torres Brandon Woodruff

Once you realize the Rockies are Performance Art and not a baseball team they make a lot more sense

Every day I see a new Worst Driver in the World. Today was a guy who honked at me for stopping for pedestrians and was so mad he pulled around me and almost hit 1) the pedestrians, 2) me 3) another car 4) two people on bikes. We all had to get out if his way. He flipped us all off. It’s only 845am

TAKE MY MONEY

Also they make money off of Wordle and I can tell you as somebody who used to play it everyday that it was remarkably easy to switch to Quordle www.merriam-webster.com/games/quordl...

one thing that's nice about canceling your New York Times sub is every week you get at least one or two stories shared on here that make you say, "yeah, it rocks that I did that, I only wish I could do it again." highly recommend you cancel yours if you haven't already

As part of the healing process, us Jays fans are going to have to face the unvarnished truth about the nature of the beast that defeated us, however terrifying that might be

At this point he may as well feel free to show his ass. We already know what it would look like. Now he has a bare ass pass.

There were Worm Rules

Hello

LOOK LOOK LOOK AT OZZY

This account is Remembering Some Guys but they are still playing

I have still only found one purpose for the weird pockets they put on the bottom front of scrub tops: kitten pouch.

Stop sharing AI slop. It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays. But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.

Please use alt text on your baseball pictures, and all your pictures, but especially on pics of a baseball player in street clothes. I'm sure it's a good post, but I don't know who that is.

I have to go to lunch w the side of the family I don't get along with (it's mutual). I want to be annoying but not an asshole. Just enough so everyone stops trying to talk to me. I'm thinking either acting like Paul Hollywood (this is underproved) or just say “what? What did they say?” to everything

Should have brought a snack. Never try to meet up with a bear empty-handed.

Everyone look at this

I'm enjoying seeing some positive news this morning. But it would still be great if he just died already

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

Prop 50 passed in CA and I hope Doug LaMalfa cries

Come on. Wyd. Cancel your subscriptions and stop playing their games. They like trump bc he brings in business. Don't give them business.

This makes sense to me

What

I want to choose a baseball stadium but now they all have ghosts. Thanks Manfred

In the Paul Rudd miniseries, “Living With Yourself” Tom Brady has a very funny cameo that is essentially a joke that he has been cloning himself. It's the only good thing Brady has ever done imo

Oh wow, interesting. Very, very interesting 👀

This is how I found out Dick Cheney died

This soup is really good. White beans, rosemary, thyme, broth, garlic, red pepper flakes, and pepper, olive oil. That's it. You can dress it up if you want (the picture has added veggies and I've made it w ham before) but it is really good as is and is simple and fast.

Yes, I am a bears fan

I'm looking forward to finding out what y'all do when there is no baseball on. I just look out the window and wait for spring.

I have many thoughts on this ballot and, barring a podcast invite, I’ll write them up in the next couple of days. Something very important to remember heading into this year’s committee cycle is the following eligibility rule change that was announced in March.

Carlos Delgado 👀

SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF FOOTBALL POSSUM LET HER PLAY

Radicalizing the cat by explaining that dinner will be an hour late due to our government refusing to update outdated timezone protocol

If you're mad about Gold Glove awards, it is because they are bad. If you're happy about Gold Glove awards, that is fun and you should enjoy it, but they are still bad

I'm okay with this guy getting rich. Frozen burritos have no business being as good as they are. Good work. Rip

by the way, donating $$ to your local food pantry or mutual aid group is critical in this moment, but the conversion of those funds into food purchased and distributed can not be sustained with the same number of volunteers they’ve been relying on. We need your money AND your hands