I like how I'm sort of close to the baseball hub and then there is just a lot of blank space

Same

This is why Philly could never have one of these things there’s just not enough grease in the world

“suspected political message”

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

Art

It's baseball season

Everyone is mad bc I told them they would score a bunch in the fourth quarter and I don't even watch football, I just read your football posts.

The Patriots need the French to come help them out.

Sometimes resistance is hiding the remote so no one can mute the halftime show

Someone wake me up when it's time to post “it's baseball season now”

ME: can you tell me who the quarterback for the patriots is FRIEND: maye ME: maye you tell me who the quarterback for the patriots is

Gonna tell my kids this is Heated Rivalry

If lost any bets already you should call the number

I talk a lot of ish about my sister but she just told everyone to shut up about half-time bc she knows she knows I don't want to have to fight anyone today 😭

Get that "boom goes the dynamite" kid on standbye.

If it happens today who is gonna tell us

It's 3:00 and my sister still isn't here with the food. We are snackless. SNACKLESS. Someone is gonna go Donner Party any minute

This is goofy af. I'd eat it.

If I got locked in a Scottish castle, I would see it as a gift and try to establish squatter's rights.

This is baseball coded

When I pick up a loaded nacho and it doesn’t break

maybe it will happen while Bad Bunny is performing

You can't say Super Bowl without paying a hefty fee, so Stephen Colbert used Superb Owl to get around having to pay to report on The Big Game in his show. It was adapted and used in other things too, but that was the thing. Wordplay to avoid a fee.

I get the feeling that people have forgotten the origin of Superb Owl was anti-capitalist not anti-sports

I tore my acl in high school. The first thing my doctor said after surgery was not to ski. I was like ha ha and he was like I am not joking.

That AP article about Yasiel Puig said he has a third-grade education. I'm not sure what to do with that information.

*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this

are…uhh…are we the penis?

🚨 Non-screaming Tarik Skubal pic used

My Super Bowl menu benign family drama has been memed. I've made it.

Thought this was another Olympics penis story.

I know you've been waiting for news, as have I. Y'all my sister’s Super Bowl Menu is here: It is hot dogs and nachos with chili.

He's right. There is a crust. Like most things, Uncrustables are a lie

This is not news, but this is absolutely why I can't read or patronize anyone who is on Substack, regardless of how much I like them or the content they provide. Please leave the Nazi bar.

tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

If you were curious, I would say I've seen about 500 Seahawks fans, 300 Patriots fans, and 16.3 million Bad Bunny fans. They're everywhere and it's awesome.

New cat toy just arrived #caturday

I’m cured #mets

Him and I have been friends on Facebook for years. His wife and other friends have made posts this morning about it.

We don’t know how many different ways we can revolt until we are called to do it and this is the most out of the box form of protest I’ve seen. They’re literally running the words “Fuck ICE”. And they’re doing it in more than one place.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

1000 likes and I do it

Meanwhile, at the Caribbean Series, here's Christian Vazquez smacking himself in the ass

They’ll be hearing from his father

Nats in shambles 😂😂😂

It’s Andrew Mcutchen (you know why)

From the people who brought you the Manfred man…it’s the Manfred man..ipulation!