I love it when I turn a game on and the team that is behind immediately rallies.

Trying to not allow MAGA relative showing up unannounced during dinner ruin my night, but Oof, not great

Getting firedin a Santa hat is almost as good as firing Joe Maddon right after he cut his hair into a rally mohawk

I don't know the announcer Suzyn is working with this inning, it is a Boston guy, but he asked her who the best Yankees centerfielder she ever saw was and she said Bernie Williams but then later said one of my personal faves, Brett Gardner. So it's a good day.

So you can fire a GM. I hope some teams are taking notes.

I missed something in the Yankees/Red Sox bc when I switched it on Suzyn was talking about which Yankees she’d choose in a fight

Sigh

This is how I want to find out when It Happens. From Steve Gelb with Mr Met dancing in the background wearing pride sleeves.

This is the funniest baseball thing I've ever seen

LEAVE HER ALONE

Is there a “block this account and everyone who follows them” button?

I took the politics quiz it says I should be president now

In case anyone else needed to hear this today: Michaels has Halloween decor available as of today

Naming players on the Marlins: Sandy Alcantara, Otto Lopez, uh, Jonah the Marlins Dog

This make me want to be even more bisexual

*John McCrea, lead singer of Cake voice* She's reading the discourse.

oh man, Jonah's got faces www.instagram.com/p/DaBcNDZpr4Q/

Philly fans entering the chat to change their username to Jawn Soto

I think Jonah may just have resting grumpy face

Does anyone else remember when Soto was a Yankee and there were rumors about whether he was going to do an extension and they were attributed to “a friend of Juan Soto”

Crash and his lil post procedure chicken wing leg are home. This is the $1,734.76 piece of silicone straw that he ate. I'm not an ask for help person but we did not have $1734.76 lying around. If you feel so inclined we would say no if you feel like helping venmo.com/code?user_id...

I read everything that is published about student loans and the SAVE program and still have no idea what is going on (bc neither do they)

Forever looking for someone to talk about the Rangers for Visiting Dugout. Is that you or someone you know? (It would also help to have another Astros and Royals person for later this season, but not as dire.)

If you have to fire a baseball manager the front office should have to fall on their swords as penance for the bad hire.

Today would be a really good day to fire your baseball manager bc everyone is already talking about the Mets

Patiently putting up with AJ Pierzynski should qualify the pope for sainthood

You know which one

One if the worst things about AI is how I don't trust pics or videos any more. The first rule is don't use AI. The second rule should be it has to be labeled. But really the first rule is best.

fine i will do it i will manage the mets

as a tribute to Mendoza, Stearns left him in just a season too long to get absolutely shelled.

Not even 7am and we are already killing the coverage of the Mets manager getting fired after losing to the Cubs

Seemed inevitable since April.

I called kitty over and patted the seat next to me and everyone was like “haha she isn't going to come, cats don't do that” BUT SHE DID Nothing can hurt me now

Last year I presented, this year I'm on the committee. Have something you want to share at the Women in Baseball virtual conference? submit your proposal now ❤️

Rob Schneider and Rob Refsnyder aren’t very similar aside from their names and being embarrassing lately against lefties

Gonna go ahead and say Fuck Off to this even though I know this is just a bot

It is true that Craig Kimbrel used to be really really good, but he has always been annoying. So it evens out

It's hard to explain to young folks how good Craig Kimbrel once was.

You did this, kat. You and you alone bsky.app/profile/chao...

I'm so upset I can't watch this rn

I thought I might have the adhd even though I'd never had any symptoms until lately but my therapist was like I think it's burnout. Which is a totally different thing with different solutions.

I need a baseball trade so I can feel something

Microsoft blaming the rising costs of computer components after spending $146 billion dollars on AI investments

Compromise is for pizza toppings not how many humans you create

new flavour of catholic guilt just dropped: procrastinating on your novel

It's really funny to me that I took a billion literature classes in college and strategically dodged reading dystopian literature bc I don't like it, and here I am living in it

So you think the Cubs just walked over to their clubhouse asked the Mets if they had any extra pitchers they didn't need

“you defuse that situation with our star player?” “sure did boss, real fuckin murderous and creepy, just like you asked”

A.J. Hinch: "It wasn't a groin [issue]. ... He felt a little uncomfortable in a personal area. I'll leave it at that." Skubal: "I would probably joke about it if we won. It wasn't a muscular thing, I guess."

Rushing is such a funny villain