I hope you have a banging good day.

If there is a G*d, she will make sure I get tickets to see Hayley Williams in Chicago for night one.

My aunt (and primary hair stylist) got her cosmetology license when I was a baby. I asked her if she could cover my invasive grays today and I wonder how old that makes her feel.

Bake-off was spoiled for me on Tuesday but I still watched the finale. Still annoyed with who won.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Post you from a different era: I have changed so much and not at all at the same time.

I’m normally a wait until after Thanksgiving to decorate for Christmas kind of gal, but The Big Sad is telling me to pull out the bins.

She is a precious angel baby.

Prosecution’s case simply couldn’t cut the mustard

Dogs must know the moment you finally drift off after a battle with anxiety and insomnia. Apparently that is the perfect time to wake that person up to roll around and explore every inch of the backyard for 15 minutes. 🫩

source confirms New York has designated Andrew Cuomo for assignment. Zohran first.

I’ve already had the GBBO finale spoiled for me and it just aired earlier today. 🙃

It’s not every day you get barricade for The Used, and the band hand delivers goodies to you. (Well, in this case, my youngest.)

Copy + paste

hello and 🐻⬇️

When you’re heading to a show and you have to pick between the emo trinity of footwear.

I just saw a picture of the top of my head. brb, spiraling from all the grays.

Yuck.

If you’ll indulge me, an old favorite.

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I'm going to miss Max Scherzer when he retires 10 years from now.

Wrobleski out there speaking French per Canadian law.

lmao, this world series is wild

Touch 'em all, Bo

BO FUCKING BICHETTE YOU KING

I 💙 Mad Max

I actually hate baseball

This is very important to me.

No more idiotic base running, Blue Jays. Don’t pmo.

I swear a picture of me with Bert McCracken exists, but I can’t find it. I wanted to recreate it when I see him tomorrow.

🫩 See y’all tomorrow I guess.

I think Drake needs to be kicked out of the game to restore balance.

The White Sox community is unmatched 🙌 🔗: myfooddrives.org/team/782427

My favorite was eliminated on GBBO so I need to Blue Jays to end this tonight.

You had the power all along, my dear. 🫧💚

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Two months post attack, Willow was finally able to go back to day camp. She’s exhausted.

I wonder if they are stored in some kind of holy reliquary or if they just end up at the Rome Goodwill at the end of the month.

One more win, Blue Jays. 💙

Trey Yesavage struck out 12 batters and walked none in seven innings of one-run ball in Game 5 of the freakin' World Series. He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008). Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.

How many Toronto based newborns will be named Trey in nine months?

At 22 years and 93 days, Trey Yesavage is the youngest pitcher with 10+ strikeouts in a World Series game, 3rd-youngest in any postseason game, older than only: 1975 NLCS G3 John Candelaria: 21y, 335d (14 K) 2025 ALDS G2 Yesavage: 22y, 69d (11 K)

“OH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!” Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

They didn’t call him Big Time Timmy Jim Tim for nothing

I love these Blue Jays jerseys.

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They’re just trolling Leo with the jerseys at this point.