10/10, no notes.

Jason Benetti just described Troy Melton as a “classic rock fan” because he knew the words to a Blink-182 song. Never felt more like dust.

Are furniture store guys like used car salesmen and mattress nobility?

Austin Pope is when Vance wins in 2028

imho, McCutchen should hit a 3R HR this inning, that would be a very nice thing to do.

my AL MVP

just one game without stupid errors, please

baseball? oh, no thanks. I prefer to partake in activities that give me more joy than that, like removing my eyes one at a time with tweezers

this can't be good

Breaking news: DHS has uncovered Antifa's diabolical plot to "de-ICE" thousands of airplanes.

OK! quick 🧵 1/3 I am immeasurably honored to share that I've been selected as a 2025-26 Eugene C. Pulliam Fellow for Public Service Journalism. The fellowship will support my ongoing work on the relationship between sports, transit, and the environment, slated to release in 2026.

I'm still chasing that high from the blanched fresh spinach and blue cheese lasagna I made a decade ago. Maybe it's nostalgia, or the fact that I had to cook it for 2h in the worst combined microwave/convection oven, but I never achieved its perfection again.

This week’s Chat-About: Spooktember, our salute to ghost story movies, ends with my favorite horror film: THE SHINING. Ever heard of it?? And I am joined by both AMC Insider @thegreggiest.bsky.social and my BugCon ‘21 roommate @howintensive.bsky.social! Saturday 9/27 3pmET twitch.tv/lord_googoo

damn, people living in different places have different experiences?!?!?!

fuck da mets

Go Buccos!

just watche King of the Hill reboot, hated it- Bobby should of died in iraq

Raising Cane’s is nephew food. Grow up and eat a ham burger

You asked!

have you tried not writing it?

I blame all the writers doing the usual "it's end of august and the postseason field is already set" stories. 😭

seen enough, time to go into hibernation.

babe, wake up, new manager dropped

What a Lando thing to do from Piastri.

cubs, please, can’t be doing this to me.

R.I.P. 2025 Mets

maybe get a CF next season

Lovelady is back?!?!

if you missed F1 Qualy, avoid the spoilers and watch the replay, hilarious stuff.

first time in months (years?) with good working headphones: music, man, it's so good.

sorry I was blinded by Sproat's tight pants, couldn't see what happened on that scoring play.

friday evening, so obviously I thought at least 30 minutes about IPN schemes and label printers.

had to update ios because I replaced my 5y old airpods and I've come to the conclusion that the haters were right once again: liquid ass

Oh hey, sorry, Jackie Robinson! You narrowly lost out to a homophobe who blew a lot of postseason games. And by "narrowly" I mean you didn't even get an honorable mention in the column.

RIP Clayton Kershaw. I’ll always remember the strikeouts, the tire commercial, and the bigotry

let's go mets. luv da mets, baby. greatest team eva.

Can't get enough of the pitcher against crowd shot.

Sean Manaea, best Met?

"going to the people" but it's just disney adults instead of peasants

vscode sucks so hard; maybe it's time to return to my ancestors' ways, and become a vim guy.

Shut up Steve

giants letting me down again…

Treinen lost another game?! lololol

Lovely salute to Robert Redford and The Natural here by SNY and @johndemarsico.bsky.social

More dot gif

Not superstitious, but I'm wearing the same hat I did during the walk off…

Lindor going peak wife guy watching Katia play the anthem 🥹