boss: did you switch out the pinion gear for monaco? me: yes boss, put in a reeeaaallll small one.

Carmen Mlodzinski and Brayan Bello: I am a starter, I am a starter! I am a starter!

"snorting in loud"

what a day huh

I think it's time we consider 250 years was too many

front fell off

Sunny Service Company

looking at all the weather models to find one that I like the weather of

convinced today was friday

Crow-Armstrong breaks the Mets' catcher info layout

If the Knicks win the finals this year we're ripping this down with our bare hands

Mets down by 8 after the first?!?!

It's incredible when you realize how tall NBAers are

I know a lot of lefties who have longer scoreless streaks than this

are there any gas stations near MSG?

They're calling it a double, not a triple for MJ. His toe must have been on the line.

tough few days for a -dle posting hater

this L for Luxembourg reads like a bigger L for Italy tbh.

"Birthday cake flavor extra strength 5-hour energy" come on man

gotta log off before I start Posting at people today

You can't put "geographer" in your bio and post slop like that. You're going to get deprojected and they'll take away your map and compass!

ok, enough, can we get the sun back?

Canes lost?!?!

Love this segment of boonta vista.

scary movie looks funny

"public construction spending: transportation" includes roads, right?

you know, we really needed that rain

Forgot about Ken Klip tbh

WWLWLLLWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLWWLLLWLLWLWWWLWLLWWWLWWWLLWLLLLLWWWWL Mets (west) won?

I think this week is infrastructure week.

starting a Tarps On thing where I wear a big puffy coat in august in the upper deck

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importantly this is actually unrelated to the delay article i tweeted out earlier

Shut up, I’m calculating how much cheese I need to go through in a year to justify getting my own Costco membership.

Happy June from where it’s already June.

gonna have to keep an eye on the ball drag this season. This week has been weird. baseballsavant.mlb.com/drag-dashboard

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GRAND SLAM JUAN SOTO 🔥

I got a plush Dongfeng 5C ICBM

another fan saved?

@mulderbatflip.net have you come across this one yet?

imagine getting ejected for an "anthem standoff" in fucking 2026.

when a whole arena dresses in a single colour it always looks to me as if the stands are completely empty.

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Usually I'm the one giving out stickers. Not often I get them

Welcome to extra time. Each team will get one striker who is allowed to be offside. Good luck.

national livestock show 2026

Arses are up within 6 m, just like everyone expected.

killers? wtf?!