Seattle mayoral daily update: Wilson takes 60.0% of a batch of 55,951. She needed to get 59.4%. With just over 50,000 votes outstanding based on the current estimate, she needs 58.3%. Up to you how to interpret this, but based on historical Monday vote drops, I'd very much rather be Katie Wilson

ok so if KC keeps revising the turnout number upwards, basically all of us trying to figure out what Katie Wilson needs to win are on the sucker's end of a shell game with King County

i did my math wrong on the last Seattle mayoral race my bad

i replaced a Casio watch with the Pebble so i’m actually somewhat annoyed that the Casio watchface is so good lol

SEATTLE POLITICS: i made a mayoral election tracker. TL;DR: can katie wilson overturn an 11,000 vote deficit? well she gained over 17,000 votes as the lower-turnout primary unfolded, so theoretically yeah probably. but if she doesn't reverse the trend tomorrow or Friday, she's probably hosed

MSNBC hosts talking about andrew cuomo tonight

reminder to all my trans friends that a man who campaigned with this much support and love for us just destroyed the most machine politician to ever exist in spite of all odds. turns out vocally caring about us is a winning strategy!!

Woke Two: We’re Doing Reconstruction For Real This Time

i heard about this guy as a faceless name in a twitter thread in January and never had any hope that 8 months (and VERY light work on my side, but hey i contributed) later he'd be the mayor-elect of the biggest city in the country, holy fucking shit

#BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo found dead on the Upper West Side

OUR TIME IS NOW

LOCAL POLITICS UPDATE: the first precinct in Butler County, Butler City 3 (Trump +17% in 2024), voted for the Democratic slate in a clean sweep. In conclusion, lmfao

if you're in line to shoot a republican in the head, stay in line

both gubernatorial races done by 8:20? looks like i'm going to bed early tonight folks

the America people have spoke and they've said it's really fucking funny Vice Presidet Cheney died earlier

The people have spoken, and they have said [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

everyone is showing off their new Pebble 2 Duos this week but i am both cheap and nostalgic, so I put a new battery in a Pebble Steel to get the watch I wanted as a teenager but couldn’t afford. and what a beauty

i know i come across as a cynical blood and guts communist, and that’s because i am, but you should still vote today, because it’s easy for all of yinz who follow me, and importantly, the fash very much don’t want you to

well folks, the dream of 13 year old me is finally…alive

person not voting for the democratic nominee:

spent the entire day working on my car, including having it in two separate garages including a dealer service department, and then immediately went home and took a half hour nap

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

they're saying that today's class of investigative journalists were born with glass bones and paper skin

my life changed for the worse when my wife discovered she could play Miley Cyrus at a Waffle House I am at, 3,000 miles away from her

my life changed when i discovered TouchTunes has the Twin Peaks soundtrack, and that i can play it at random Waffle House locations at my whimsy

at&t running a youtube commercial claiming they’re the best mobile carrier because they “literally invented the telephone” gets me rather steamed. that i can’t block it in the google ad system steams me even further

she’s a 10 but she’s a dodgers fan

death to ameriKKKa, death to the dodger$

QUESTION: what happens if this game goes to 2am EDT and the clock resets to 1am EST

unfortunately i get the sense that “i consider my business settled” will enter my lexicon unless i’m very careful

after years of being mad at people standing around the thrift store, taking up space, belligerently scanning barcodes with their phone to see if they can flip something on eBay, i’ve today been forced to witness a whole new horror: the same thing, but instead of eBay, he’s using Google Gemini

damn. I'm glad, at least, that we have people out there still willing to warn people about what fascism is doing and how they can be prepared. ah. never mind. well, who cares if not having this info directly leads to people suffering, as long as @404media.bsky.social gets a paid subscriber from it.

just saw Back to the Future in a theatre and i think my second overall takeaway (behind “damn i could fuck up all of the women’s’ outfits from either decade”) is that i don’t think i realized before just how intensely, grotesquely horny lorraine is for 75% of the film

mobile browser compatibility ✅

With NJ playing late, the Pens at this moment have the best record in the NHL. That’s the crazy world we’re living in right now.

this website is actively getting worse by the day at this point

alright chat, they seem really committed to this “denying SNAP payments for next month” thing, and that’s where…well, my entire grocery budget comes from, so i’m a bit panicked and am just going to ask if you *can* help me restock my kitchen, i’d be very grateful

In addition to likes and dislikes there should be a 'hello' button for when you don't have an opinion to share but you want to say hello to everyone

soypoint

my plan to save doctor who is to cancel it

…coming in clutch…some fruit i don’t even know what it is…it’s exotic

congratulations @wretch.bsky.social

we can talk about the social contagions around us, but to be straightforward, the group that will need to face the most serious penalties are the execs of the unregulated casinos (Kalshi, Polymarket, etc). these people have poisoned society irreparably and absolutely need to publicly atone for it

need, unfortunately

unfortunately, someday everyone who likes me will figure out i care too much about stuffed animals and will cancel me i fear