my wife did my estrogen injection for me as I laid on the hood of a 90s Volvo parked at the abandoned nuclear power plant

oh my g-d dude LOOK

you guys are never gonna guess what i dug out of storage

my girlfriends are trying to bully me into doing an Over 9000 meme, which i’d normally be in favor of, but unfortunately, that meme wasn’t even funny in 2008. in any case: jesus christ, thank you all so much

mail’s cold

you're reminding me of the time i used a heat gun to toast a hoagie roll, microwaved up some ready-made meatballs, and then used the heatgun again to melt the cheese nice and crispy after assembling said meatball sub lmao

get fucking real. shut the fuck up

i don't know why this ended up being 17 minutes long, but i tried canned pasta for the first time. and sunny delight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7P...

s/o to the cis girl with dyed hair working the Giant Eagle pharmacy who, when i asked about buying a new sharps bin, instantly clocked what i was up to, & said they had them but they cost too much and i can just use a plastic bottle. points for spirit but whatever tgirl you’re hanging with is Wrong

mail’s cold

so, I got a trial SIM from Mint Mobile. since Mint uses T-Mobile services, and T-Mobile is the last 2G carrier, i slipped it into an iPhone (2007), and sure enough, it connects! text me or call and leave a voicemail. i don’t know what else to do with this, it’s only a 1 week trial. (206) 335-3411

i open rocket league for the first time in over a year and am immediately shown the worst horrors imaginable

in these times of trials and tribulations, one must ask: am I depressed enough to get back into Rocket League even though Epic permanently locked me out of my old account

One of my favorite people to work with is in need of financial support after a horrific incident. If you've been an Amtrak employee or customer, and have ridden the cardinal, you likely know Heather. If you can, please donate to help her recover. www.gofundme.com/f/rally-for-...

damn my wife and I are kinda cool as fuck Nikkormat FTN | Ilford HP5 (HC110 @ 1:39)

so, I got a trial SIM from Mint Mobile. since Mint uses T-Mobile services, and T-Mobile is the last 2G carrier, i slipped it into an iPhone (2007), and sure enough, it connects! text me or call and leave a voicemail. i don’t know what else to do with this, it’s only a 1 week trial. (206) 335-3411

BIG ROUND NUMBER HOLY SHIT

Photography coming soon to a ClaireViolet near you.

i know everyone has seen it by now, but i’m bumping it again solely in pursuit of a round number

“it’s not 1.3GB of WAV file this time” may not sound important, but now it means……..I’m winning

it's been 12 hours since the gofundme launched. some thoughts:

okay but I actually wasn't kidding about the tech stuff, i've gotta sell a bunch of this before I move. want an IBM 5150? live in the pittsburgh area? DM me!

jesus fuck i only now noticed that GFM automatically turns on an AI-generated thank-you message without asking you in advance i'm real fuckin sorry about that and will obviously be writing something to everyone that donated something

i can’t believe i’ve pulled off lib-left unity and it’s on the issue of, uh, i guess “liking me”1

oh man, big day

jesus fucking christ that’s a lot of helping holy shit thank you

alright I stepped into the shower for 20 minutes literally what the fuck happened

hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever. i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable. i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity. i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can. thank you. gofund.me/dc160a843

just opened an episode of a show I pirated that was originally sourced from PBS's streaming services that opened with an enthusiastic "thank you for supporting your local PBS station" and now I feel bad

what have they done to my beloved @lucykwiatek.bsky.social

just watched all of Loren Bouchard's show from in between Home Movies and Bob's Burgers (Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil) and above all else: holy shit, H. Jon Benjamin can do a second voice

STOP SCROLLING: this is a Puget Sound Marine Layer Appreciation Post. Blow your foghorn to Appreciate The Fog

see here

maya remidned me about this earlier and i swear i've hit replay at least ten times today www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAr-...

if I had a dollar for every time i’ve woken up with a debilitating “oh i slept very wrong” pain in the past month i’d be fuckin rich man

my girlfriend wants to try BusGoodCarBad, so I took the deranged move & bought a dead Pebble for 20 bucks. listen, i know it’s dweeb shit. but soldering in a battery and seeing a watch power on for the first time in a decade & being able to install applets *i* developed is an intoxicating feeling.

i was born in 1999 but i look like this. curious

oomf: *likes my tweet* Me: Oh thank God they still like me

machines and tools are meant to be used! especially so for the most beautiful ones

they're not great photos of me but you gotta check out this shirt i got

actually it's probably the time of year where i try to start Olympic mascot discourse, and then immediately end it by proclaiming Amik as the ultimate champion

say what you want about Olympic mascots, but were any of them as overtly symbolic as this guy

Hello! This is the official account of Tran Girlismo. We strive to be the #1 podcast for hearing cats scream directly into the microphone mid-recording

it all happens on my plex

my girlfriend wants to try BusGoodCarBad, so I took the deranged move & bought a dead Pebble for 20 bucks. listen, i know it’s dweeb shit. but soldering in a battery and seeing a watch power on for the first time in a decade & being able to install applets *i* developed is an intoxicating feeling.

stolen from elsewhere online: 17776 day is in a couple months

can’t say i expected this store to have a lego section

teen titans go! to the polls

thinking about FishTV again

oh hey i saw this thing on LGR once