the misinformation labeling him a pedophile? available freely with a google search. the news stories confirming he isn’t? oh, no, you’ll have to pay to access that. absolutely insane model.

keep honking! I’m listening to ZOJIRUSHI RICE COOKER TUNE

oh, thank you mr. goodwill, I will be taking this immediately and without hesitation

@mayawalkwith.me feel like this is 100% your type of shit

look, buddy, there is one party involved in this situation that I am concerned about their ability to affect, control, and destroy my life; and it sure as hell isn’t the state actor

it may not matter if die hard is a christmas film but it is a great excuse to watch 2 great films, one mediocre film with great planes to spot, and two awful nightmare films

bitch, i'd endorse most of the people i'm banging for president, but you don't see me getting an MSNBC chyron about it

i started watching a film i told myself i'd never watch (Die Hard 5, 2013) and i'm immediately intrigued by what is clearly the very deliberate cinematography decision to include this President Obama portrait in this NYPD shooting gallery scene

i started watching a film i told myself i'd never watch (Die Hard 5, 2013) and i'm immediately intrigued by what is clearly the very deliberate cinematography decision to include this President Obama portrait in this NYPD shooting gallery scene

the best character in Die Hard 3 is still the 13 year old with the thickest New York accent in history wearing a '94 Rangers hat

AMAZING news

AMAZING news

to un-bury this: there's nothing more likely to make me go "ok, sure, i can see why so many women want to date me" than dropping my earbuds in, starting my iPod, opening a terminal window, and locking into both killing a talon of the bezos surveillance apparatus and creating a more useful device

$5 at the thrift store today: Amazon surveillance device (tablet-with-some-nice-speakers-glued-on edition)

what is this hat Marcie wears sometimes. i’ve been a little confused by it every time it’s popped up

okay so it turns out I needed new glasses more than I thought

this man's eyebrows are the same shape as his nose

that's 19 minutes of my life i'm not getting back

finished reading The Jungle the other day, and i must admit, i get what Upton Sinclair was doing here but having all of the protagonist’s litany of personality issues solved by stumbling into a Socialist Party rally feels a bit on the nose

investigating the potential yuri applications of the minidisc format

all of this from today’s news cycle and it’s mostly about some tepid remarks from a WHCoS who is, importantly, performing 0% of the traditional duties of a WHCoS

thinking about the ongoing RAM crisis as it's about to hit OEM price lists as hard as it's hitting consumer module pricing and @cara.city's concept of the TrabantBook for personal computing DDR5? honestly, you probably don't need it. 90% of use cases don't need it.

we've reached a point in compute power and compute *EFFICIENCY* that would have knocked a developer from 10, 15 years ago absolutely off their feet, if we hadn't spent all that time blatantly ignoring the concept of optimisation and assuming that hardware would catch up to bloated... web sites.

i bought a new sweater the other day

does HRT fuck up my immune system or some shit because damn i feel like i get sick way more often now anyways the pressure in my sinuses right now could rival a municipal water system

i bought a new sweater the other day

comic shop had a small selection of random TV Guide magazines from over the years with vaguely sci-fi related cover stories, so i grabbed one for pennies cuz i figured i could get a little fun out of it. for reference, the greatest TV character of all time in October 1999: Danny Devito in Taxi

a genuinely hot take i have is that mainstream EV advocates and journalists are probably going to be viewed as some of the biggest suckers of our era, and that really is saying a lot

man we used to tolerate all sorta sticker bullshit huh (thrift store find)

listen to the robot

watching youtube videos from 2010 or thereabouts often contains jokes that really just hurt more than anything

ok so my primary hockey team is falling apart and my favorite active player is gone, and my secondary hockey team was just outright stolen from me by the NHL. what do i do here

i got served a youtube ad last night that said “when transit shuts does for the night…uber is there for the community” and i about popped a blood vessel

if nothing else, the gods of capital deciding a literal children’s franchise is the one they want to keep in mainstream relevance at all times to maximize profit just reflects poorly on humanity at large

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

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just spent three (3) hours with customer support for the company i bought new glasses from, 'cuz they're lost in shipping. in that time, I spoke to 2 agents and 1 supervisor, in which I got told 3 different procedures for getting my glasses remade, all of them taking weeks or months.

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once for the road

twill pants: fire walk with me

the usage of Live And Let Die in this sequence is one of my favorite clips from the show, it’s really well done in a way that’s honestly a bit over the top youtu.be/fe4K_I3mHq0

alright folks, it’s time to throw myself off several buildings in rapid succession

stolen valor

America update:

Beef House

this god dang world don't make no sense anymore

Priority 3 is a state paleontology program to study the Newark Group rocks of the commonwealth and New Jersey because that is legit understudied

i didn’t know she had it in her