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Like Quark would ever give out FREE ice water...

"Deep Space Nine is basically an intergalactic truck stop" "Deep space Wall Drug"

since i have now seen multiple steely dan posts tonight it's time for the old standby achewood steely dan strip

the mitsubishi...is home

looked through some genealogy stuff at the library today and saw a photo of my great grandmother, whom none of us have ever seen a photo of on account of dying two months after my grandfather was born, and annika immediately pointed at it and went "oh that's your face" and i feel a bit confused

the refineries are out of 0w20. go to your local Valvoline and demand to stick your hand in the 0w20 container RIGHT NOW

the refineries are out of 0w20. go to your local Valvoline and demand to stick your hand in the 0w20 container RIGHT NOW

it's supposed to be G6, not 6G. nobody reads the style guide anymore

dusting off a classic

apple maps doesn't even ask if you want to take the 5 anymore it just looks at you like this

apple maps doesn't even ask if you want to take the 5 anymore it just looks at you like this

parking chairs

i see the woke technocratic urbanist DC tgirl crowd is getting into Claude or whatever just in time for me to be thankful i not only didn't get sucked into that crowd but moved as far away as i possibly could within the continental United States

guy who has never heard of gamergate voice:

bumper sticker concept: I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE KSHAMA SAWANT WENT CRAZY

what would happen if they rebooted Cheers but it took place in a mid-2010s millennial bar

they call it RapidRide because it rapidly comes to a stop and throws you out of your seat, shattering your kneecaps on the bulkhead in front of you

costco introducing deli mustard for the hot dog is a real innovation

also i have a PROPER DESK TELEPHONE with a PROPER 206 PHONE NUMBER and i'm unreasonably excited about this

i'm like slightly in awe of how good of a desk setup i've built already. i haven't even had my stuff moved in for a full day yet

standing on the gf's new apartment's roof deck and i've immediately started heckling kitchens in adjacent buildings. these mfers bought the too-expensive influencer olive oil, point and laugh

Obama if he was a Bluesky mod: "Uh, let me ban queers."

i tried to dog on lucy for going to an expensive college only to discover the funniest thing i've ever seen

uh oh

the continuing ted turner commentary does, annoyingly, remind me that "distribution rights to old movies i like" and "my favorite sports team" are also some of what i would spend a billion dollars on

Skeeten

important unpacking underway

it is important to remember that bluesky staff have literally no value in society so the best they can do is harass any minority who doesn't want this website to become AI Grindset LinkedIn

This website is fucking unusable if they're just gonna ban every trans woman who points out that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account, especially Cara, who is one of the very few people who makes this place even slightly fun to use

"oh i bank in person" mfs when they walk to the nearest thing Apple Maps thinks is a WaFd branch but is actually their corporate home office

so far my favorite part of moving was Saturday afternoon when we were actively moving things out of the old apartment and I watched the mailman, who I know and have conversed with many times, scan a package addressed to me, make eye contact with me, and then take it back to be forwarded to Seattle

who copping

this is one of the sweetest posts i've read and i'm glad i could play a part in making everything happen. community is everything, and when you find people who matter this much, you stand by them

Surprisingly, Wanderlust Carried Us On - miscellaneous benign ramblings on moving, identity, and opportunity. thank you all for everything. we soldier onwards.

let's get the back half of this shit done, folks. L-R: Heartbreaker One, @lucykwiatek.bsky.social, @julianne.bsky.social, me, @selectric.space, @emmaceleste.gay, and U-Haul One

hold on yeah i got this

"this feature works better on the u-haul app" and other lies

Poster's Choice store-brand tweets

just a little something to take the edge off

Peanuts by Schulz: Tuesday, July 18, 1995

when i changed my last name i hand-made an edited version of the Burger King logo to say Burger Ventura instead. thinking of that today

Surprisingly, Wanderlust Carried Us On - miscellaneous benign ramblings on moving, identity, and opportunity. thank you all for everything. we soldier onwards.

hello. bluesky banned me for a week for doing a northernlion bit, three days before i moved. it was probably for the best. i am currently between spokane and seattle, dictating tweets to my wife. i have a backlog of moving related posts to go through. please stand by

obviously the Creeping Fascism is bad but also i read the indictment and now have this look on my face and keep saying "you're gonna put *this* in front of a *jury*" repeatedly

Stupid Fucking Plane That I Hate (1996 expired TriX)

alright the anxiety about moving officially has me throwing up, how do some of you do it so goddamn often I literally don’t know if I can do this

The Penguins are, somehow, still alive. It is fun. This season has been fun. Win or lose I would suggest sitting back and enjoying the chaos. That is why you are are here. That is why you watch sports. www.pensburgh.com/analysis/761...