my steam profiles are always the most inspired part of my public facing social media

just read that the national chain "Nothing Bundt Cakes" got sold to private equity and honestly, good. no room in this world of ours for massive chains of bundt cake stores named like one of Bob Belcher's neighbors, that's honestly too ridiculous

irritable bluesky syndrome. unavoidable urge to shitpost

Fleetwood Mac album cover

I mean what can you do at this point. If you so much as breathe wrong as a coach you get a $5k fine if not a suspension. meanwhile the Stars are shoving players down & yanking their sticks away in front of linesmen, who are looking on like "fucking try me, buddy. you can't do anything & you know it"

another important Pens game, another day of this shit

just discovered that my physical copy of The Orange Box does indeed have a key and also steam won't let me use it

this was actually scarier to discover after the last Pens game than any of the stuff about crosby and malkin both being injured

AMERICANS ON TWITTER: hahaha...stupid china and their social credit scores...-9999 social credit bro...hahaha AMERICANS IN REAL LIFE IMMEDIATELY AFTER PAYING OFF A $20,000 DEBT:

Peanuts by Schulz: Thursday, November 3, 1988

while macos is literally unix, linux is in a different family of operating systems called unix-vanias.

ALL OF 'EM SOLD, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE

every time i see something from Apple TV+ it's something that came out 3 years ago, nobody has ever mentioned anywhere online, and is actually extremely good. how does this keep happening

it's true, the many TS/SCI photos of horrible things being done to me are probably like 75% Nikon shots

‘Nikon: The Pervert’s Choice’

see below

I think for honor reasons, your entire board should k*ll themselves

i gotta start gaming the algorithm so i can finally eclipse my follower count on twitter (1005), dawg

[for the twentieth time since january 2025] i can't believe money is as fake as the MMT guys told me it was

no Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin, Letang being horribly washed, and the entire weight of the league organization against them; and still, 2 points against a conference team who the Pens are notoriously weak against. it'd be difficult to say "we're back" based off that small of a sample size. BUT

pleased to report on a successful ferry mission

i think it is very bad for professional hockey that you are allowed to do whatever you want on the ice as long as it is against someone in a Pittsburgh Penguins uniform

coaches need to start sending death threats to the NHL Situation Room at this point i fear

> build new PC for the first time > modern Ryzen CPU and slightly outdated high-end GPU > most powerful computer I've ever had in my apartment > only computer to be made entirely of components manufactured after i started leasing this apartment (2018) > sit down, crack knuckles > tf2.exe

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.” youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

another website update: big news, we have a new advertiser

offloading EIGHT (8) storage unit computers on Saturday morning this feels so freeing. be free, my sickly children

i'm fine with this as long as they get youtubers i watch in on it. let's see sam wendover, alec technology connections, mat techmoan, vinny vinesauce, hell, there have been Celebrity Jeopardy episodes all themed around one piece of media before, bring in all three wtyppod hosts at once for a game

housing and transit pls

another website update: big news, we have a new advertiser

the fuck do you mean "wade dankpods is ~5'6"? that's fucking crazy dawg. years of him not presenting on camera means i had mentally imagined him as 6'2+

updated mayawalkwith.me in appreciation

thank you chat

simply spell your first name with a lowercase letter. you'll be unique, probably!

watching jeopardy again time, to retweet this again

y’know, back in my day, they filmed Jeopardy in a big fake den with a ton of wood paneling. why’s it gotta be super flashy high techno these days smh

COME ON DOWN to BIG BILL DELL'S! BAD CAPS! COMPUTERS THAT DON'T WORK! NETBURST!

the record/movie store near to me is closing because the owner died (he sold me the off-air tapes). anyways, now they're selling everything that isn't bolted down. and, annoyingly, i just HAD to ask about the OptiPlex i saw used as a doorstop, which they were all too happy to pawn off for nothing

The idea of buying something that's $400 with all the Details squished into a 2" column makes me physically ill. It needs to go horizontal so I can see if it's Right

you guys ever think about how often when somebody finds a good reason to hate a tranny the first pilers-on will dig up that she bought something nice for herself one time or that she might have a good job or that someone she knows might have some money?

the more i see of caroline cash's nancy, the more i'm like shit maybe they should have continued Peanuts after 2000 so it could survive 20yrs of dull stasis before being given to a queer Philly artist with an intense appreciation for both the comic & the art form, and also a memetic sense of humor

"Remember, however, that you and your friends will have the death of an innocent child on your conscience. Are you prepared to accept such responsibility?"

Peanuts by Schulz: Saturday, June 16, 1984

day 2 of feeling so dissociated and disconnected from my body i feel like i'm piloting it from a third person perspective i am going to link one of my favorite songs i like to sit and muse about, off of one of my favorite albums that i like to sit and muse about

if i had a dollar for every computer i've seen on my timeline that i recently saw and gawked at at RePC i'd have a concerning amount of dollars. i even took a photo of the Amiga they had on the table next to this one (which sold in the week between my two visits there)!

it is honestly crazy how fascist this website is, as i've said many times. like, simply saying you won't vote for Gavin Newsom is all it takes to get throngs of people to say "oh well hope you die"

Just say something to the effect of "Trans people deserve to live peacefully" as a reason to not vote for Newsom, and watch the shitlibbery fly like a stealth fighter jet.

why is this my best performing post this month

accidentally came across the least serious airline route map in human history

accidentally came across the least serious airline route map in human history