hey is taco bell's slogan in japan "itadaimás"

Recommendation: Become insane. Live.

Monitor Lizard

very little i'd love to photograph more than a busy airport at night. let me in, i can be trusted.

personally I achieved illumination through long contemplation of what RFK and Olivia Nuzzi's sexting looked like.

there is a long Tibetan Buddhist practice of meditating upon foulness, such as the death and decay of the body or your own consumption by demons, in order to achieve enlightenment. I have developed a new school of thought where we meditate on this instead.

Accidentally raptured into heaven with all the evangelicals and somehow one of them has already set up the worst barbecue place imaginable. There's a banner out front where the illustration depicts a pig that has a goatee and is wearing a handgun in a holster. Everything tastes like corn syrup.

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Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!

we settled the “should designers write code” debate years ago. now it’s time for retribution. engineers: you’re learning color theory, type hierarchy, grid systems, copywriting, and navigation design. welcome to hell

"Something very controversial happened." --Huell Howser re: the Donner party

Get your ass inscribed in your crush’s DMs

brass sections improve literally every genre

never mind, we’re on Capricorn. vampire weekend. a beer and a real nice cobb salad. can’t lose.

haven't decided how i feel about the moderately upscale new-american restaurant at SFO segueing from modest mouse to tom petty but it's still the least sensory nightmarish of all the options here

You know with the Link expansion and station near 130th St, I don't really see any reason to not replace Jackson Park golf course with a metric fuckton of mixed-use structures

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

fuck off back to indiana, man

it took longer than my entire adult life but GWAR is breaking the normie barrier and the results are going to be phenomenal

distinctly American scam, in that it was invented by a used car dealer reputedly inspired by searching for lost golf balls, and in that it resulted in millions in cumulative losses to hundreds of law enforcement agencies despite being the absolute dumbest fucking thing you've ever heard of

manufacturing hypodermic blowdarts filled with tylenol to sell to cops with the premise that they make resisting subjects really interested in model trains and obscure anime. it's not a great pitch but seventeen Florida police departments have already inked contracts and you can't argue with results

this is not hyperbole, this has happened (Alpha 6, etc). one way to move towards improving police professionalization is not to try and explain anything high-minded like restorative justice but to make taxpayers more aware that cops are often morons who spend public money on literal dowsing rods.

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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

22 Sep 2025

the autism in me honours the autism in you

just thinking about how a major american department store chain is currently owned by a joint venture between two of its mall landlords

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

yeah so i’ve never actually felt a proper earthquake and i’ve often wondered how i would react to one turns out the answer is “waking up and wondering why the hell this hotel’s bed is shaking”

“Melania had these made, aren’t they terrific? The big dollar signs are hand embroidered on the sacks, it cost extra but it gives it a little something, I really think so.”

how about walkable free-use urbanism

oh hey. earthquake.

Oakland lost every single one of its big league sports teams. So a pair of fans built Oakland an independent pro team of its own. Now the @oaklandballers.bsky.social are competing for the Pioneer League World Series before sell-out crowds. Coolest story in sports.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

hey man. i can see from your replies you probably don't have object permanence. and that's fine. but some of them are so bad that i have to ask: do you even have subject permanence

So, I rode this yesterday and it was *batshit insane*. The twin engines rumbling out of sync is an intensely unique experience, it handles bizarrely, very jouncy, and was an absolute joy to ride. Also, the twin engine setup is just so surreal on startup.

they call them “vans off the wall” because you have to ask them to get you a pair “off the wall” in the shoe store. i never knew this

this is my sunken den, aka the conversation pit [grabs mic, screaming] NOW LETS OPEN UP THIS PIT [calm tone] so what have you been reading lately

It’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.

crazy ass cars in thrift store parking lot history

shake the mothballs and dust out of yr cardigans and prepare the decorative gourds, motherfuckers

Fermat’s Last Hold’Em

indie sleaze dance-punk is truly back. everyone won't shut up about the rapture

Kodak Pro-Pack-a-day habit