THEY'RE DOING THE THING www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Uj...

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

just hanging out at -10:00 with my pal the modulation data

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space

Happy Passover, Chag Pesach Sameach, and a Zissen un Koshern Pesach!

In the wise words of a good friend of mine:

midlife crisis sports cars and motorcycles. for Her

running a spy ring out of a stock brokerage would fix me

i need the movie about this. possibly i need to be *in* the movie about this.

work SSO is acting particularly goofy today. as always, i'm the april fool for expecting that first S to mean anything

reposting is endorsement (of girls kissing)

It's not fashionable to say this, but basically Schumer, Jeffries and the Democratic Caucuses forced Trump, Johnson and Thune to tap out. They didn't give an inch and now Republicans are going to have to go through the meat grinder that is a SECOND reconciliation bill.

Johnson and Thune agree to Trump's plan to do a dual-track funding plan on Homeland Security via appropriations and reconciliation. Trump called for a bill to be on his desk by June 1 It's hard to read this as anything but the Democrats won the DHS funding fight.

I have an idea to activate the convention center: put a library branch there, like we did in 2001 when we were building the new Central Library.

These were also pretty fun to put together. unsung.aresluna.org/anachronisms/

cloaculator

I'd like to announce that starting today, I will be shifting my content to exclusively post video game ashtrays I've just been passionate about ashtrays my whole life and want to celebrate ashtrays. Starting with this ashtray: Yakuza 3

We used to be a proper country.

have any other major financial media opeds just come out and said this? you can practically smell all the anxiety radiating off all the coverage of BAGNAROK, but nobody seems to be standing up and saying "this is bad and we shouldn't do it" www.economist.com/leaders/2026...

bumper guards are the new bandage & gauze on your right year

anyone else think that someone out there just owns a kenmore or maytag dryer and uses it every day unaware that its the same dryer that they filled with weed & beer from the death grips "hustle bones" video but just refurbished

There is a single April Fool’s joke that I’m interested in and it’s the Toon Blunt

this, too, is gender

finally, a gendervan

or has he simply dozed off?

neil: counsel, how does your opinion affect the rights of native americans dipshit: it would be bad for them your honor neil: the device i am showing you now is called a “glock”

i need the movie about this. possibly i need to be *in* the movie about this.

This. The court may even pair the release of the ruling in favor of birthright citizenship with the one gutting the Voting Rights Act, and the usual suspects will proclaim it’s a sign of moderation

I think people are cynical about a PS6 or a new Xbox because they can’t envision what new features it could offer but I have two words for you: Cup holder.

me diying my old ass house 🤝 9 moldy old fascists in black robes puzzling over the framers' intent

idk man, if i were presenting a case about citizenship rights at the supreme court i’d be prepared for gorsuch to ask some very pointed questions about the implications for native americans. i’m just some lady tho, it’s not like i’m [checks notes] the solicitor general of the united states

In this house we back the blue

Gorsuch has a lot of biases that Aren't Great but in this case his core bias, which is towards dunking on people he thinks are idiots, works in our favor.

imo, starmer pledging to join the EEA feels like a compromise position that could be achieved during his tenure as PM (as long as a snap election doesn’t happen). fuckin’ go for broke keir, what’ve you got to lose? opinion polls? you’re already losing those.

I’ll stand outside your bedroom window with a boombox raised above my head but it’s gonna be playing Count Basie

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

why is yr shirt so tight?

sorry you misheard me. no, today we’re just hitting baseballs so that they land outside of the bounds of the first and third base paths and so are entered as a strike unless the count already has two strikes that’s right; it’s april fouls

so like trump’s either going to try and interrupt oral arguments today and/or cause some sort of scene, right? probably fairly soon as he’s leaving, as i can’t imagine he actually has the patience to sit through an entire day of court proceedings

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

april spheals

Tofino, BC

honestly I chose a black background because I spill way too much coffee to own any white t-shirts and I want to wear this too

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

(nixon voice) it’s not evil when a baddie does it

just put a camera on shohei ohtani and leave it