dan aykroyd still the unchallenged champion of looking absolutely autistic on stage and screen, 1976 - present

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hey, it's my favourite channel

BREAKING: The Seattle Social Housing Developer has announced its first acquisition, a 150-unit apartment building near Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle, for the cost of $60.9 million. It plans to convert half the units to be affordable for low and middle-income tenants.

if you cooked and ate Grogu would your body absorb his midichlorians or would he just be delicious

It's an international house of waffles, of a sort.

it's okay I'll bring my own Blu-ray player

iykyk

not my ass summoning back the fire witch to the court of the Crimson King

costco was out of san pelly g last time i went so i'm stuck with the kirkland brand sparkling mineral water. tastes alright, but not nearly as carbonated as i like

Oh so like Tom Kean is just gone gone. Having lunch with Shelley Miscavige

who do Musk and the RETVRN guys actually want as Helen of Troy? the Hawk Tuah girl?

deleted 6,000 lines of code so far this week with another several thousand to go tomorrow because Computer is the problem and we must slowly move towards No Computer

big fan of these rabbit guys featured on all the Oh! FM Towns covers (the magazine credits the cover art to someone named "Yasuka")

i saw this exact image in a dream two nights ago and I keep laughing about it so I had to make it real

My local steam railway runs a service called the Sausage Shuttle

anyway if they are all bailing early, there are currently only 40 more days when the House is scheduled to be in session before midterms

Reshooting Pacific Rim so that half the Jaegers look like rusty old fishing boats, one has catastrophic failure just from failed maintenance and didn't get rinsed well after battle

an underrated factor of "why is everything so shit" is that we haven't had stable congressional majorities in 20 years, congress doesn't know how to congress because it hasn't congressed in decades, and most of congresses procedures suck which makes the rest of the government suck

It's cool that every single person in the approval camp votes in the GOP primary

"this whole thing smacks of arianism" I holler, flipping over the altar at my uncle's Evangelical church and turning the rapture into the crapture

hitting the pocky pretty hard today lasses

cyberpunk concept: a magnetic lasso you can store on the back of your e-bike to pull current from the Muni overhead trolleybus lines (600VDC) and step down to e-bike voltage (48VDC) like a better version of this cursed Prius

Muffin Wanter

if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.

International Bogan of Leisure

Really loving these late '50s granger shots that @nitro.borzoi.gay has been uploading to Flickr recently cc @sandypsj.bsky.social

it's stellantislop. you only like it because you think big dumb V8s are the future.

Do not taunt happy fun ballroom

Why does the end of 'The Late Show' mean so much to me? Because I crammed four years of a college experience into four months. This is my story (@brettwhite.bsky.social). buff.ly/0QEvIjI

obviously the solution here is for rhode island to occupy texas

man, i hope this phone ends up being good www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLwi...

Love is sharing a chili dog while rooting for your team at an away game ❤️

Has anyone ever made an anthropomorphized library catalog oc named Marc

good day! [some assembly required]

I'm sorry one of my monkeys escaped and performed at your circus but I stand by my original comment

1,000 World Cup tickets. $50 each. All for New Yorkers. We fought hard to make the people’s game available to the people — and won. Let the summer of soccer begin.

knowing that the physical therapists call regular physical therapy "land therapy" has led me to the conclusion that aquatic pt is "sea therapy"

Massive Sinus Headache Attack

i am editing the next video but i wanted to stop by for a second just to say this

post-nasal drip-hop

would be awesome if bsky actually supported any real form of 2fa. e-mail's better than nothing but just barely. (also, like. it's not hard. i had yubikey 2fa set up on my fucking self hosted roundcube webmail client in 2013. i'm sure a bunch of geniuses and their little chudlet claude can do it.)

SpaceX has $3.73 billion in recent gas turbine purchases that aren't even included in the financials, they're buried in footnotes. /5 (I'll come back to this later, there's... quite a lot going on here. Whew.)

#LicensePlateSpotted ENTREES

girls with dark circles under their eyes are so gay what are they staying up so late thinking about? girls?