"these are gl'asses, an elegant memory-assistance device from a more civilized age"

how bad is my object permanence, you ask? i'm trying on some new leggings and i literally forgot about how nice my ass is. it's usually behind me and out of sight.

the washington post doing cooking stuff is always so funny to me. do they have the best national newspaper cooking content? absolutely not. but do they glaze fascists less than the newspaper that does have the best cooking content, in order to attract the audience uncomfortable with that? also no

yeah yeah, why not. over 30 selfie thread? allegedly 32 counts.

i blocked stancil ages ago and it’s great, every so often i can tell that people are making fun of him again but i never have to worry about what caused it. i trust someone will let me know if he’s having a truly unblock-worthy crashout.

And then the tempter took him to a high place, and placed the football before him.

why in the hot damn is there already valentine's day candy out at the grocery store? can't we stick to one depressing holiday at a time?

God bless bari Weiss, we love a cis brick in media

Finally...the good part of youtube

No matter what tech bros tell you, Waymo is an attack on public transit. The reason they deny this fact, rather than admitting that they just don’t care, is because the median voter cares a lot more about the bus than a driverless car.

I bet this feels so good if you’re a hydraulic valve lifter.

[replublic serial narrator voice] no evil corporate planned obsolescence schemes can withstand the might of... THE SPUDGER

we gotta just start playing david lynch’s entire filmography on the sides of buildings until people understand what the US is

Told my family I don’t really care what christmas gift they get me as long as it’s Tactical

obviously it was the putty knife. all buttoned up with a new SSD too, just gotta install a Mac OS and it'll be ready to drive my friend's film scanner

who would win: jony ive and steve jobs at the height of their anti-repairability powers, or a $2 putty knife from harbour freight

capybara making a delicious curry

Keepchange You! Filthy Animal

when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album

Best song on MUTATIONS (1998)

Swayin' Marco, they call him. The Grand Nagus of the State Department

so like, is Cocaine Rubio a recent development? has he been on the nose candy this whole time and just been better at hiding it before?

gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr

a question i have that’s sort of in my field but don’t know the answer to: do LLM users not care about latency? i’m kind of surprised how many of these are cropping up in the middle of the country. i’m going to guess a lot of users are on the coasts.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

the best dipping sauce you'll ever make is one you improvise based on what condiments you've got in the fridge in the heat of the moment

got the most spectacular text from my friend last night

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

it makes me smile when a doink happens and i just see post after post about it. shit’s always amusing, keep it up

i whisper this to myself every time i click the post button

the internet can still view censorship as damage and route around it i guess

very few people in this world make me as happy as snoopy and woodstock do. did i ever show you my mugs on here? i love them so much

Self-Immolating Gävle Goat #swedish #xmas #julbok #yulegoat #strawgoat #christmas en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...

wrap the reichstag! wrap a bridge in paris! you can do it!

getting downloaded probably feels good as fuck for an archive.org item

they're gonna shank our jengaships.

Morning.

What?

they're putting burger anhedonia in the next DSM

whenever i’m traveling im sure to visit the local garden center to get hoes in different area codes

learn the native expression instead! as in imagine dropping a bunch of raw dumplings into boiling water

i’m coping with it all by watching this crow standing on the breezeblocks out my window.

i'm in the middle of building a storage server (needed longer SATA cables, delivered this morning) and putting a new-to-me desk together (didn't actually tighten the leg assembly enough, it's got a wobble) so my entire apartment is more covered in computers than usual. this is unsustainable.

Hawai⅔i

yeah whatever, i’d be just as happy being captain of the jiaozi barge

I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships

I guess Trump is supporting Mike Lindell for Minnesota governor, which kind of makes me think he is out of guys

i wish more people had recognized "move fast and break things" as the existential threat it is and not a cute slogan for nerds