WOKE WORLD CUP ANNOUNCER: next Saturday!! a do-or-die battle on the pitch between Switzerland and Argentina. which country did more to help Nazis while maintaining plausible deniability? WOKE COLOR COMMENTATOR: just a shame to see Operation Paperclip taken out in the last round

*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels

i use the back seats way too often for this to be practical but goddamn. that’s cute as hell. and i’m glad they’re actually fucking trying it in the states

if i can offer a heterodox-but-informed opinion— youth sports have gotten worse as they have become an even bigger part of the College Admissions circus. This, in turn, has ramped our Toxic Sports Parents problem up to 11.

what did he know?

"I'll Just Put the Game On in the Background": A Memoir

These VAR graphics are incredible

MO SALAH SEND THEM HOME TO THE PLACE THEY CALL HOME ARGENTINA

okay this is funnier than finding out i was in london on the same day as the pride parade without knowing it

despite bringing a camera with me i haven't actually taken any pictures in paris at all. it's too pretty, i'm just soaking it in. the eifel tower actually is that bitch

what, did russia stop doing the things they got suspended for? fascinating.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1956

more grunglers should have machine guns in my imo

🎵 DARKNESS! IMPRISONING MITCH, ALL THAT WE BITCH, FAITH IS RESTORED HE CANNOT LIVE. HE CANNOT DIE. TRAPPED IN HIMSELF, A WALTER REED HOLDING CELLLLL! 🎶

fucked up: german-language countries dont just have nominative determinism, but also genitive, accusative and dative determinism

This is a great routine cause you can take a tossed off detail and go wait is this character a scentologist and now that's a plot

anybody else feel like we are receiving about 500 separate divine omens at once

may I offer you a shrimptin in this trying time?

bow to your new god

"here comes the subs" things you can hear during sex, soccer or when you're at subway

Hail The Sturgeon 🐟

mcconnell can still wake up if laura loomer has the courage

"oh that office? that's Senator Mulholland. yeah she only comes out if you really need to fix something. NO DONT KNOCK ON HER DOOR NOW. fuckin idiot can't you hear. the Dodgers are in the 7th inning."

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Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

Going to the Group W bench from Alice’s Restaurant to see if I can recruit someone palatable to the Maine Voter at the last minute.

Organizers are urging Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson to turn off police surveillance cameras as soon after the final World Cup game in Seattle today. Wilson, who opposed the cameras during her campaign, said the city had identified a "credible threat" that justified turning them on.

my sincere hope is the next generations of women don't have to suffer guys like ken klippenstein just to be involved in leftist politics

can we like, stop running ex-troops maybe? obviously there’s more important red flags with platner but i’m tired of people running campaigns that bank on Being A Veteran so strongly.

anyway i literally fell asleep watching spain/portugal. any other horrendous or stupid news i missed?

*sigh* this wasn’t even a difficult one to see coming. jfc.

Krillswitch Engage

I want to re-emphasize one part of this Xbox story: Half of the 3,200 cuts are happening today and half are happening in the next 12 months. In other words, even people who survived today's layoffs will have to spend the coming year wondering if they're going to be next.

Views from the World Cup International Media Center in Seattle. This is what dozens of journalists from all over the world have seen during the tournament.

i think we need a book like The Art of War for business people, with nuggets of wisdom like "if you fire all your workers there won't be anyone to do the work"

my ankle hurts again but it's a good excuse to fuck off back in the hottest hours of the day and lie on the bed being useless. i've just watched the french version of "wheel of fortune" and honestly, i think they're cooking with the random mini-games they added in

okay so obviously FIFA corruption is kinda table stakes. My question now is: how much blatantly naked corruption could Trump bring to the FIA. Like can we get Cadillac allowed to race with nitrous tanks at COTA or something

asha sharma going "we want 1 billion players a day" a nice reminder that these execs are fundamentally incapable of understanding that their customers do not have infinite money or even just that time is finite. they just think you haven't been fed the right marketing yet to get you on board

this is surprising to me. i thought FIFA only does strange, opaque, absurd things because the cheeto wants them to. i am a bluesky poster who never thought about soccer until yesterday, when i could make it about donald trump.

this might look like a "the worst person you know just made a great point" situation, but it's really more like a "the worst person you know has devoted his life to criticizing his main rival in the worst person you know contest" www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

In 2019, an MLB exec told Rawlings the league wanted its baseball to perform to what he called a ‘target leaguewide home run rate’ The next year, MLB started making and using two baseballs in at least three consecutive seasons. What could this mean for the 2026 rocket ball? issa new [eyeblack]