And TWO B-1s? Great day for gear perverts

OH: "I've adopted a position of revolutionary defeat against the NFL."

“defeating the regime-supporting Patriots is praxis” I screamed from the shoulders of the 16-foot Lenin statue outside this bar that SPD won’t forget to grease the next time the ‘hawks go this deep into the postseason

I'm maybe never going to process Analilia carrying fucking Parsippany kind of easily. what do you MEAN

first primary of 2026 being a high-profile congressional special in a rich NYC suburban district won by a Squad type is just narratively beautiful even if the circumstances aren't necessarily generalizable

All sports are woke now except maaaaybe Indycar and UFC and a priority of Woke II is getting rainbows back on Alex Palou’s car

cars i can get “value” wiper blades for at my walmart: - 2012 Fisker Karma - 1988 Lada Samara - 2011 Think City - 2005 Ssangyong Rexton (never sold in the US) - 02-06 Saleen S7 (<100 built) - 2020 Lordstown Endurance (<10 built) cars i have to buy the expensive wipers for: - my fucking Mitsubishi

Me: “did you know de Gaulle is not the only Parisienne airport” You:

DSA breakfast sandwich caucus.

Late Traveler, 1930, by Martin Lewis.

Concorde's first commercial flight was in 1976 and it was retired in 2003, or 27 years. Flight of the Conchords have been going since 1998 and are now in their 28th year. Flight of the Conchords has now lasted longer than the flights of the Concorde.

this is so funny when literally thousands of high schoolers were demonstrating in SF on the 30th.

the problem is, “meat” and “ferments” actually are two of my favourite food groups. i’m eating so much kimchi lately.

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krillswitch engage youtu.be/m9jKks1kLwc

getting a pair of those curling shoes to make grocery shopping more efficient

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“You’re left feeling small … They’re dangerous and loud, with cables and hoses dangling off them on every side, tied up. If you can’t find anything a little bit erotic in that metaphor, well, then you and I aren’t that alike.”

Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.

This is the Olympics, the curlers should be allowed to drink beer and the snowboarders should be allowed to smoke weed-- we are not actually seeing them at their best without it

belle labs, if you will

jd vance is a true road dog now that trump sends him to get booed loudly by everyone in attendance at a different concert, sporting event or children's birthday party daily. "i actually think it's hilarious," the VP said after his Olympics gig, deep impression of a gun barrel on his red right temple

The drone on a luge run is awesome

14th Street ⚪️ L train platform in late December.

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

anyway seriously can we have a pronoun field and a location field for our profiles now lol

This was a ritual humiliation, a total mob boss move by Trump

shaking my head reading the sushi restaurant menu so people around me would know I wouldn’t have voted for the LDP today

the super bowl starts too early on the west coast.

for the record, these two are in the garage but i also want an Element in the driveway.

Life is just an extended period of buying cables you swear you already have one of, over and over, until you die.

Update: they did it. bsky.app/profile/tobi...

this might be, hands down, the weirdest piece of official merch i could imagine.

i think audited classes should be a lot more accessible than they are currently

somewhere Alan Dershowitz is crashing out

if we were truly an advanced society, Eastman Kodak would have a team of research scientists in the lab up in Rochester cookin' up Vericolor IV rn. you'd be seeing colors previously unknown to man

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they should have made 5 Jeffery wright Felix Leiter movies in the 2010s

they should put me in charge of traffic engineering somewhere. i don't have any qualifications but i think it would be fun to hold a press conference and say "we're going to get rid of gridlock downtown by giving our streets bottom surgery." that wouldn't work verbally. nevertheless.

fuck ice. reskeet if you agree

the swiss team is married to each other and there was an adorable shot of their kid holding one of the brooms after the first match this week. there’s plus sides too

posting is when you put stamps on something, and the more stamps you put on it, the more post it is.

Hiring the guy who torched Tumblr as the Washington Post CEO is one of the more blatant examples of how failure is a feature of the role. Not only can C suite people fuck up on a massive scale with no consequences, there is strategic value in dropping a fuckup into a role like that

riding the BART train that takes you to Hell

photography is exciting because you get to steal moments away from time in whatever space you're in. time was going to throw that moment away. and time can't do shit about your copy. fuck time

inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much

【京王新線】大雪の影響で、列車に遅れが出ててぴえん🥺

What the Olympics needs is a mystery septathalon. Competitors show up and only then learn what seven events they're competing in. "Welcome contestants! Today you will be running, swimming, baking a soufflé, wrestling, comforting a traumatized child, playing poker, and throwing grenades!"