Go ahead. Summon him. He loves it.

i guess we'll never know which parades that don't exist mamdani thinks should exist. the voters didn't care about which parades don't exist that should

Can not stress enough how cartoonishly perfect of a day it is in NYC today. A comfortable 65 degrees. No cloud in the sky. Most golden light you have ever seen. It’s like the city is on a soundstage. You would call it corny if you saw it in a movie’s ending.

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

gio just told her her cat food is free now

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Huge crowd pop for this slide at the hell gate party

IM SO GRATEFUL TO LIVE IN THE CITY I LOVE WITH PEOPLE I LOVE WHO ARE REMAKING THE WORLD

We literally did it Joe

the last time i went out to celebrate election results that felt certain was in 2016 and it’s GOING to be better tonight and i WILL only be crying tears of joy

why can’t i be a crutchfield sister… do you think they would let me join

Dwarf Fortress' classic "babies take control of those who carry them (like a rider controlling an animal mount) and perish of dehydration because they're babies that don't know how to pour drinks" bug is back:

there’s a guy holding a big sliwa sign on the train right now and it reminded me i have literally never seen a cuomo canvasser

okay that does feel like an omen

there is nothing more romantic than someone’s long-abandoned internet presence. where did you go, what happened to you after you woke up one day and never posted again

insanely funny to have your whole platform be “i’m the only big tough guy who can stand up to trump” and then trump goes “that’s honestly a great point, vote for this guy”

That’s Emo Music Baby

accidentally stayed up until 4 am yesterday finishing seance of blake manor and MAN what a game. only the realest of the real will get this reference but digging through everyone’s rooms to piece together what their deal was gave me a Nosy Girl Experience i haven’t had since the rockett movado games

torrence twirling josh allen into the end zone there was beautiful. very once upon a dream

Hey have you guys heard about the Pittsburgh steelers

girl on the train whose halloween costume appears to be “a window” i respect you so much and i love that you added a valance

it was cool in the 70s when rock bands were all like “I AM A WIZARD [20-minute guitar solo]” we should go back to that

we just saw a kim kitsuragi and harry couples costume on the street and when gio was like “hell yeah” they yelled “SUNRISE, PARABELLUM!” the vibes have literally never been better

i LOVE when a football game is so completely over that the commentators are like “soooo… i had an interesting uh. sandwich today jim”

the miami dolphins are pure sorrow

due to differing tastes and schedules gio and i are almost never playing the same game at the same time, but we have both been absolutely bewitched by this one and i cannot tell you how satisfying it is to trade theories in real time. highly rec playing this with others and having a little book club

greatest city on earth

the part in dawn of the dead where they’re like “we’re passing through johnstown” and it cuts to like 30 guys in the woods drinking IC and cackling while sniping zombies makes me feel so patriotic. western pennsylvania is god’s country

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation

Girl it’s autocorrect

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

seance at blake manor is cool so far but i am obsessed with the way that when you “confront” a character about their evil plan they go “oh my god you’re right… i did do it. i’m so toxic im fucking sorry I’m actually crying right now please dont post about me”

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yeah yeah we laugh now but we are all going to feel really bad when we find out Dillon Gabriel is a spirit medium and he was throwing it to the ghost of a young boy who only wished to catch a touchdown but passed away, & Gabriel was fulfilling his wish so that his spirit could finally rest

reporter just asked tucker kraft why he let a teammate headbutt him while he wasn’t wearing a helmet and he said “that’s just the mentality” football is so cool

steelers 1933 throwback uniforms look like this

jim nantz: and it looks like we’ve got another flag here, tony romo, looking at his phone, clearly not paying attention: i’d sure like to kill myself jim

this stuff goes harder than any other fragrance i have ever owned. you can smell me from ten miles away and i smell like an exorcism possets.com/product/midn...

mariska hargitay invented acting

everybody in this game is at their fucking limit

GREAT news everybody it’s not even halloween yet and they’ve already got christmas movies going on the hallmark channel

they put a new writer on this season of svu and he’s creating a vibe that most resembles the moment in a tim robinson sketch when things are just starting to drift off the rails

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