I’m on a date with my boyfriend (leon s. kennedy) (gio is also here i guess)

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

during the first like big extended sexual tension scene in wuthering heights the alamo drafthouse waiter brought a drink to the woman next to me and said “DR. PEPPER” really loudly and that was basically the spirit of the film

that men’s fs was the most uncomfortable i have been watching skating since like sochi lmao

the super g commentators are SO stressed. they sound like they’re about five seconds away from bursting into tears

jacob elordi’s heathcliff voice is what the 🌝 emoji would sound like if it could talk

God, I love being a New Yorker

i love that this account has like five posts a week that go “caller is at [innocuous commercial location], claims there’s a guy walking around saying he’ll fight anyone.” Spirit of the city

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

i am rereading wuthering heights for the first time in years to prepare for the bad movie and i forgot how funny the beginning of this book is. lockwood is like “just moved into my new apartment! landlord and his family keep telling me they wish i were dead?”

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i love when the luge commentators are like “disaster! she’s inching along at a glacial pace!” about someone who is hurtling through a tunnel at a speed that would instantly reduce me to a helmet full of dust

i’m streaming today’s figure skating while gio plays a game on some account that is connected to the tv so it keeps throwing “ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED” popups while these guys are hitting quads

You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor. * I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong. * The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me. * I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.

casting spells at you but they all use really familiar royalty free sound effects

i get why they do this bc i’m sure it gets the most viewers but i dislike the way a lot of olympic coverage prioritizes bouncing around to show you the american athletes and the major competitors. if i’m going to watch an event i would rather see EVERYONE including the people who are not that good

they’ve got cris collinsworth singing “skip to my lou” out here

i may be the first person to have noticed this, but bad bunny is a very handsome man

kaori sakamoto my goat……

i don't want to see AI ANIMALS in commercials!!!! show me REAL ANIMAL ACTORS

i played a bit of this tonight and it is SO cute. i love my menagerie of spooky friends no matter how many sandwiches they demand

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sometimes i go in the target romantasy aisle and i’m like damn i wish i liked this stuff. i could be having so much fun collecting deluxe special editions with sprayed edges if i could just get into this stuff

i am so here for all the olympic athletes in the opening ceremony crying over the opera singers

Me after NBC hires me as commentator of the snowboard big air competition

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

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today in midtown manhattan: wga picket line across the street from the hellman’s “sing for a sandwich” mayonnaise karaoke truck (they appear to just be doing sweet caroline over and over)

in this house we love the playstation 2

i have discovered “chaos wars” for the ps2

sza the people’s princess

i'm weeping at this ai-generated product description that the algorithm fed me

i can tell gio is reading melania reviews rn because his eyes are shining

a world without chatbots is possible 🙏

My impersonation of every TikTok video.

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

i had to tell gio who dhar mann was because of this and now we're watching a dhar mann video called "world's smartest boy has NO FRIENDS" where an ad agency hires a boy ceo and one of their employees gets so mad and keeps yelling like "NO NO NO! we CAN'T have a BOY as a CEO"

i said "growlanser is the spiritual successor to langrisser" and gio was like "that's like the opposite of 'cellar door'"

i’m gonna start saying “how do you do.” that’s a cool question

the people in my overnight oats facebook group are knives out 24/7 in a way that is shocking. somebody will be like “tried my oats with unsweetened vanilla almond milk today… didn’t love it!” and they’ll get 30 comments like “i hope you fucking die janice. this is your last overnight”

rolled credits on resident evil 4 remake… man that’s video games

all the cbs stuff is dumb but if they’re bringing casey lewis on to do the same tiktok trend reporting she does in her newsletter to a normal and offline audience, that is going to be hilarious. we’re going to have a different tide pods scare every week now. momo is gonna be back