crisis core is the funniest game i’ve ever played. what was happening here youtu.be/fqXvSZHKbYo?...

I understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.

Sources tell me the NEXT JAMES BOND will have an ANXIOUS ATTACHMENT STYLE

other than “character art from self-published romance novels,” the other main content i get served on facebook is “photoshop request groups” and this one is taking me out. that’s so mean i bet these guys are interesting and fun just as they are

man zero parades was so good. game of the year

if part of your job involves trying to stem stupid use cases of AI being handed down at your company, I recommend occasionally using a frontier model to try a task a CEO etc may think it can do, after you’ve already done the task, so you can compare the ways it fails in relation to a human.

Is that good

gonna start talking like this to my boss

fuck her up mildred

i think moving the clocks back and forth rules… it’s cool when you can feel the rhythm of the year changing… “we don’t need to do it anymore because we’re not farming” no but i need it to feel ALIVE

I gave you greef, and that's all you're getting.

shoutout to this lady who brought her whole pomeranian to pilates

i love when i accidentally swipe left on my phone and am confronted with the mystifying apple news widget

BARITONE ON STAGE: PS3. PS3 has no games DATE: this new john adams opera sucks ME: gotta admit early 10s /v/ is a good subject though TENOR: 360 degrees and walk away. Walk away. No games! ALL SINGERS, UNISON: No games! No games! DATE: no i don't ME: shh. They're about to do the god hand greentext

it is pretty funny that they clearly saw the lindsay graham news and were like ah shit

Good morning Countess It’s money time

huh! well okay. Goodnight

watching people play these kaizo mario games gives me heart palpitations. i can't make it past the first level of a regular mario game and there are guys out here holding full conversations while doing like 5d sorcery

just got the most mystifying texts i’ve ever received, from my mother

Who would forget the Charles Brownie special s "CHRISTMAN ugly little tree" and "Help! A pumpkin is killing me"

currently suffering from a humiliating new medical condition they’re calling “xenoblade wrist”

they’re playing afi - girl’s not grey in the laundromat

do you think lorde—*a ufo crashes through my ceiling and beams me up. I am abducted and never seen again… on this plane…*

Hissss!

avowed absolutely towered over every other rpg released last year — deeply affecting, riotously funny, incredible style and a world that felt so alive and was a delight to move through, and on the cvs receipt of bad news that keeps printing, everybody on that team deserved so much better than this

frighteningly jacked guy walking down broadway in a mewtwo shirt

adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell

completely beside the point but as a former abc soap obsessive i am so happy to see our once and future queen CARLY is still going strong in the great 2026. still looking great, still throwing hands, still losing track of her kids

anybody else feel like we are receiving about 500 separate divine omens at once

at the beginning of terminator 2 when it’s like “los angeles, 2029” over footage of a bunch of skeletons one guy started laughing and then slowly the entire theater erupted into laughter like we were doing the wave at a football game

greatest city on earth

there is a hornet’s nest outside our building and our downstairs neighbors are going to try to take care of it themselves so rip in advance to those guys. You were nice

i love when shulk goes WE CAN DEFINITELY DO THIS! you got it brother

hey taylor and travis, why don’t u get married Elsewhere haha that’s right Elsewhere is now booking weddings, plan yours today at bushwick’s hottest venue with the promo code #coolsummer

i heard that thieves broke into the arcane university, the imperial legion compound, AND the temple, ALL on the SAME NIGHT

i had MARGARITAS and came home to find my CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING INVITATION in the mail and now i am EMOTIONAL

i used to work with a lady who would wear a wool cape and gloves around the office in the summer to protest how high they were constantly cranking the ac and i understand her so deeply now

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

is this my xenoblade girl summer

man you can’t put a little life in the little free library. you’re taking up the whole little free library

Do tell

Back on my old bullshit drunkenly reciting a mary ruefle poem in the uber

Hm.

the crimson desert experience: quest design: $200 voice acting: $50 enemy ai: $120 adorable idle animations for every single animal: $50,000,000 incomprehensible controls: $2 someone please help me budget this my family is dying

Wow! I am pleased with this service. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

ever since we moved to this apartment we have been periodically smelling skunk at night and going “wow, there must be a skunk in the neighborhood” and tonight on our walk home we finally saw him. The local skunk

there’s a squirrel in this wine bar like fully making himself at home. what will he order

the soup coveter