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Did she say that

The cons of my job are numerous and serious but the pros …. The pros….

Nothing better tbh

Can we get some shame back

There is absolutely nothing I find cute about a 9 year old boy. I am sorry to your nephew but he has aged out of being cute and I don’t want to see him.

Lady in line at the açai place giving me the stink eye as I walk past go eat your gay little berries bitch

He comes to you with an earnest and pure love , do you turn him away

Today marks 2 years since I decided to fuck my mental health forever and work in vet med and it’s worth it every damn DAY

I got so shitty today about how we had 3 procedures scheduled when we just fired a nurse and then I remember who scheduled them

If you act insane at the vet clinic I’m writing about you in my journal

I say this to myself in the mirror every morning youtu.be/EMVqIISyp60?...

Running around so busy at work but this stopped me in my tracks

I want to throw his ass clear across the room sometimes

Dogs see me when I’m walking to work in my scrubs and either run at me excitedly or put their ears down and avoid me. Joyfully for me it is usually the former. Two cuddles already 11 mins in.

Mr shedding! Wow!

Got a French manicure and a spray tan I look BRITISH

No one wants to see the pictures of me holding the 3 bearded dragon tails we amputated today like how men hold fish in photos

Oh shit she is a milk mouse

I actually can tell a green field from a cold steel rail

Going to work looking like an ugly fool. lumbering through Newtown like a dumb moron.

He lives a life of quiet dignity

Brooooo look what I walked in to in the clinic

Been mulling this one over. An odd thing to say. That’s a MUTE.

If you power through with people who come across as difficult and eccentric you can get some real treasure. A client that we all dreaded talking to has revealed to me that the owner of the button shop on king street once betrayed her.

Im a journaller now btw. I sit in my little office and write down my little feelings. I sit here and write my little journal.

Bro has to shit

And my handsome son…

My little spiders

I’m going to write a book

I’m the splasher

7 weeks ago vs today 🥹

My children won’t be listening to the wiggles it’s Saturday morning we are listening to THE EXORCIST 50th ANNIVERSARY AUDIOBOOK NARRATED BY THE AUTHOR

I love washing this big red chicken

Instant block brother don’t ever try and be earnest with me

Starting the morning watching someone’s beloved 2 month old parrot that we had all become enamoured with crash and die while we frantically do CPR!!! Thankfully we have consults all morning so we have to act normal!!!

I’m ugly and tired!!

He tried to KILL ME.

Is 34 too old to be wearing a backpack to work. I did it for the first time today and It feels like a mutton dressed as lamb type thing

i wanna hear more people on the streets saying shit like 'bush walk' and 'op shop' and less 'hike' and 'thrift' please

Nearly went to google whats going on news wise but decided no good will come from it and am having some sardine on toast

He wants to show you the strawberries he grew

A dramatic shape change in 10yrs I think

Don’t ever put this shit in my mailbox man I’ll **** ***

Tried to fall asleep to nature documentary last night but got too riled up by the golden snub nosed monkeys. They were doin all kinds of crazy stuff and I was getting stressed.

Wore really tight underwear today and my pubes have hat hair

If I was Suzanne and Leonard cohen wrote that song about me I’d give give him the stone cold stunner

Li TTLE

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