kelsie
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PEE PEE INSPECTORS 🕵️ 🚨 👮
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Did she say that
about 5 hours ago
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The cons of my job are numerous and serious but the pros …. The pros….
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about 22 hours ago
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2 days ago
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Nothing better tbh
2 days ago
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Can we get some shame back
2 days ago
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There is absolutely nothing I find cute about a 9 year old boy. I am sorry to your nephew but he has aged out of being cute and I don’t want to see him.
2 days ago
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Lady in line at the açai place giving me the stink eye as I walk past go eat your gay little berries bitch
2 days ago
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He comes to you with an earnest and pure love , do you turn him away
3 days ago
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Today marks 2 years since I decided to fuck my mental health forever and work in vet med and it’s worth it every damn DAY
3 days ago
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I got so shitty today about how we had 3 procedures scheduled when we just fired a nurse and then I remember who scheduled them
3 days ago
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If you act insane at the vet clinic I’m writing about you in my journal
3 days ago
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I say this to myself in the mirror every morning
youtu.be/EMVqIISyp60?...
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Anthony Hopkins: The Silence of the Lambs ("Rube") Monologue
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https://youtu.be/EMVqIISyp60?si=pwAyyDE3AC1Wy5ei
3 days ago
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Running around so busy at work but this stopped me in my tracks
4 days ago
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I want to throw his ass clear across the room sometimes
4 days ago
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Dogs see me when I’m walking to work in my scrubs and either run at me excitedly or put their ears down and avoid me. Joyfully for me it is usually the former. Two cuddles already 11 mins in.
4 days ago
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Mr shedding! Wow!
4 days ago
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Got a French manicure and a spray tan I look BRITISH
5 days ago
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No one wants to see the pictures of me holding the 3 bearded dragon tails we amputated today like how men hold fish in photos
6 days ago
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Oh shit she is a milk mouse
6 days ago
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I actually can tell a green field from a cold steel rail
6 days ago
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Going to work looking like an ugly fool. lumbering through Newtown like a dumb moron.
6 days ago
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He lives a life of quiet dignity
7 days ago
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Brooooo look what I walked in to in the clinic
7 days ago
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Been mulling this one over. An odd thing to say. That’s a MUTE.
7 days ago
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If you power through with people who come across as difficult and eccentric you can get some real treasure. A client that we all dreaded talking to has revealed to me that the owner of the button shop on king street once betrayed her.
7 days ago
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Im a journaller now btw. I sit in my little office and write down my little feelings. I sit here and write my little journal.
8 days ago
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Bro has to shit
8 days ago
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And my handsome son…
8 days ago
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My little spiders
8 days ago
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I’m going to write a book
9 days ago
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I’m the splasher
9 days ago
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7 weeks ago vs today 🥹
9 days ago
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My children won’t be listening to the wiggles it’s Saturday morning we are listening to THE EXORCIST 50th ANNIVERSARY AUDIOBOOK NARRATED BY THE AUTHOR
9 days ago
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I love washing this big red chicken
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10 days ago
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Instant block brother don’t ever try and be earnest with me
10 days ago
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Starting the morning watching someone’s beloved 2 month old parrot that we had all become enamoured with crash and die while we frantically do CPR!!! Thankfully we have consults all morning so we have to act normal!!!
10 days ago
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I’m ugly and tired!!
10 days ago
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He tried to KILL ME.
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10 days ago
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Is 34 too old to be wearing a backpack to work. I did it for the first time today and It feels like a mutton dressed as lamb type thing
11 days ago
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kelsie
it's too hot in my house
11 days ago
i wanna hear more people on the streets saying shit like 'bush walk' and 'op shop' and less 'hike' and 'thrift' please
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Nearly went to google whats going on news wise but decided no good will come from it and am having some sardine on toast
11 days ago
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He wants to show you the strawberries he grew
12 days ago
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A dramatic shape change in 10yrs I think
12 days ago
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Don’t ever put this shit in my mailbox man I’ll **** ***
12 days ago
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Tried to fall asleep to nature documentary last night but got too riled up by the golden snub nosed monkeys. They were doin all kinds of crazy stuff and I was getting stressed.
13 days ago
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Wore really tight underwear today and my pubes have hat hair
13 days ago
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If I was Suzanne and Leonard cohen wrote that song about me I’d give give him the stone cold stunner
13 days ago
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Li TTLE
13 days ago
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PERVERT IN THE WINDOW!! 🫵
14 days ago
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