imagine having a dog named pumpkin butt…..

not beating the best friend allegations 😂

jury duty for a civil case while moving into my now-wife's apartment. was actually organizing back then and had just launched a monthly lefty meetup. was in the middle of recording an album i think too

bring back these decals tho

nature is like the ceo of my dog

mind is the body killer

311 performing "Creatures [for a While]" on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (2003)

God, look at this shit

happy three of leven day 🙌

searching for myyyy salt shaker of salt

jesus lol

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

starting a new band is so much work but it’s so fun. naysayers be damned

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "gm"

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

tfw Dual Caliber

(pronounced like hercules) listicles

i hate business freaks so much dude

(Monastery Slumber Party) Never have I ever indulged

not now babe, i’m or of farming 💯

hey…. have a good one ‼️🙏

sunday gravy 💯💯💯

its so funny that after 20 years of recording music with a half dozen different computers and DAWs, i consistently have the same problem: the thing randomly crashing and closing out for seemingly no reason

back on my bullshit

heard you got the goofball app on your phone 😏👉 heard you upgraded from the free version 🫵😆

the old world is dying, and the new world is uh also dying 😂

get in loser we’re making falafel

nice amerigo. vespucci?

mac demarco rubio

all my best friends are chuckleheads

zocdoc updated their privacy policy yall 💯🙌 and their terms of use 🗣️‼️

Look ma I'm in the news paper dailyfreepress.com/03/04/09/218...

spongebob has died 😔

lipa akimbo

watch it man… some of my best friends are goofy

(coming out to my parents voice) i have become cumbersome

Cow of bung of

cow of bunga

hmmm...... seems bad

lol. lmao

same 😂

feeling like the stoned temple pilots 💯

#food #lunch

i could handle being a famous rock star but im built diffy 😂

guy who mixes up john mayer and michael buble

we are the tarnation 😔

how dare you. what would dunk and egg think?

my old band’s manager was paul manafort’s mistress and we got fucked up in one of his apartments and everything in the fridge was moldy

madame secretary….. teh secks?

dave attell nightfreak