Last night we let the Tylenol talk

i should call him 😂

it’s Overalls Fall but yall ain’t ready for that convo 😂

another embarrassing loss! nice !

you must be toots thielemans eating lobster with quincy jones if you think we fuckin me:

i call him ronald plump 😏 but i’m just built different

remember to lubricate your pipes tonight! jsut a few table spoons of oil down the drain every night for better pipes 💯

noon is right after 11am which is right after 10am and right before that was 9am so it’s basically still morning

thembos want one thing and its a stereo la-2a with fast/slow cells and a sidechain filter 💅

rapture getting raptured 😂

so7er

something something motrin labe 😂

about to make taking pain killers my whole personality 😂

🎶 you got a 9 to 5 so ill take some night shits 🎶

(trying to decide what burger to order) politically i’m homeless

brum oment #brum

“god is perfect” explain ballsacks

you ever pee so yellow you feel guilty 😂

the movie speed but it’s about a poster that needs to argue with 50 people a day or they explode

a hostile travel show called i’m here you fuckaas bitch

when i hear claptrap 🤬

For whom the Beast Modes

what if we called him jimmel for short. we’d save so much time

the key to good podcasting is to have 7 hosts

sunk my dink bro 🤷😂

try walking a mile in MY shoes (getting annoyed by everything and everyone)

Food Court? so what, instead of a judge it’s fudge? instead of a jury it’s a McFlurry? instead of a bailiff it’s ..banana? instead of a lawyer it’s a layer? cake? layer cake?

when someone misunderstands you and you think it’s cuz you’re dumb but it turns out that they’re dumb 💯

wearing a beret so people know i’m ready to do Cool Stuff

i go online and it feels like everyone is brain poisoned and then i go hang out irl and it feels like everyone has good opinions

song parts that get me wiggling like a worm 💯💯

see his impact 🛩️💥

mournfully orders a guy fawkes mask from amazon

lord piss wya 😂🫨

Just invented this meme 🤣🤣 feel free to share

meatball sandwich? you mean an italian burger⁉️

anyone else been getting headaches recently 😅

just bought a mic stand beer holder attachment thing. can you tell i’m in my thirties 😂

*mike ehrmantraut voice*

west coast secession when

finally adding a lot of my goofy art to my threadless so ya’ll can get it on a goofy shirt or a goofy shower curtain 😇 no fan art tho :/

good news yall… it’s thursday 🙌

shouldn't have done that karl malone impression smdh

might fuck around and think happy thoughts today 😂

that morning soup. that umber elixir. that magical bean sauce. folks i am livinggg 🙌

i think i died summer 2017 and this is all a hallucination 😂

*taps the sign*

every dad with a PRS shreds like van halen 😂

timeline cleanse 🌞