snuggle butt

im ready to coordinate targeted harassment 🫡

incredible

mr soft serve update! mr soft serve has died 😔

applying for SL Utz

yeah i like porn. porn' concrete 💪👷

oooooooh some of these are tempting

glizzy taquitos 💯📈

Diablo II (2001)

six six twentysix

auctane shippingussy

10 things i hate about yinz

tour of france

first sesh of the season

bro wtaf

what kind of mufo are you

on my deathbed. surrounded by loved ones. i start to utter my last words. “i’m just chillin” i say softly. before my last breath i whisper “in cedar rapids”

grunge gollum be like themses boneses

my #1 electoral priority is west coast secession

Few people ever find a niche passion that intersects with a niche talent and at an age when they’re unapologetic about both. Before the world says “you should be embarrassed.” He’s gonna end up being a world renowned ornithological researcher or educator.

accumulating billions of dollars is social murder. it’s a big flashing sign that says “serial killer”

oh is bret stephens there? 😏 you get what i’m sayin yall 😂 im like is freakin bret stephens there or something 😏 you get me fam 😂

it’s insane how many hoops i’ve had to jump through to get medi-cal

i love cheapening my work by intentionally provoking people 💯🤙

The Long Turd

lunch beers don’t count against a sober day 🤷😂🤙💯

you fucked up dude. pb is pissed

i’m ready to vote right f*cking now 😵🤬

every day in long beach california is a blessing

your 5% off coupon is mad insulting bro 😂

i’m the skeetmiser

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

gonna do so much yardwork today 🫦

honey mustard

ye

peeing while pooping >>>>>>

vanilli ice

he travels through time. he's time guy

fav if i should sip a beer. reskeet if i should get super high 🙌 comment if you are my friend!!!!!‼️‼️

hope the hvac guy knew i was totally locked in when he started talking about microfarads 💯

what is he, sandwich crazy???

hey ASShole.... here's my dog 🙌

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

isnt this just incel Big (1988)

Alphonse being a comrade is canon

midnight poop

bro made me break out the Good Headphones