We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx

the cheating/confessing olympian dude should be publicly tarred and feathered during the closing ceremony with the gf doing thumbs up or down during the asshole bonus castration round

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

Me when my white friends ask me if what I’m cooking is really spicy:

Irish uncles desperately writing down this joke for the next family gathering

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

Me when my white friends ask me if what I’m cooking is really spicy:

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

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Love when my wife uses Siri to send a text

Oh my god it’s my size and its got my name on the collar

Attended the AVN awards last week and I was shocked. Turns out that’s NOT an awards show for birds.

Attended the AVN awards last week and I was shocked. Turns out that’s NOT an awards show for birds.

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Guy who doesn’t understand it correctly: If I understand it correctly Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing Bill Gates to get unbanned from Xbox Live

Guy who doesn’t understand it correctly: If I understand it correctly Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing Bill Gates to get unbanned from Xbox Live

Me, after I’ve had 2 Red Stripes and someone tells me not to say the word bitch:

What’s the general consensus on Bluesky about the Alex Pretti kicking the tail light video? Are people trying to claim it’s AI on here as well? Because it’s not and it made me like him more

I did it, but barely

Ya know, I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. This is fascinating.

Ya know, I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. This is fascinating.

Is there an offseason college football podcast called Portal Kombat yet

Guy literally says "trayvon martin was armed with the entire planet earth" when defending the murder of Alex Pretti. Now if you're anything like me you're wondering to yourself "burn in hell you cracker cocksucker"

Also this was a real image from a real political pundit comparing Alex Pretti to Dennis Rader aka the BTK Killer

How is Rockstar supposed to satirize American politics in GTA 6 when you have people like this saying “Alex Pretti and Trayvon Martin weren’t technically unarmed because they had arms”

How is Rockstar supposed to satirize American politics in GTA 6 when you have people like this saying “Alex Pretti and Trayvon Martin weren’t technically unarmed because they had arms”

You just know a ICE agent hate to see this bitch comin

I’m a big fan of Ilhan Omar and got real nervous to meet her so I tried showing her what I just bought at Bath & Body works and it did not go over well

Did they finally send Fetterman upstate to live on a farm? Haven’t heard shit about that guy in a while

“He brandished a gun and got violent with ICE Agents and impeded an arrest and brought extra ammo and…and…”

Posted this yesterday and then today they get rid of Bovino which is disheartening actually. This isn’t a win. It’s placation for the most gullible people in congress to sell their constituents as progress and some sort of self accountability. Don’t let up.

You just created a million Greg Bovini

the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit

Creating an app that lets you know where ICE agents are in real time through community reporting called Frosted Tips

Will Stancil I take back everything I ever said about the price of groceries

You guys it’s a miracle