Really says a lot about society that we cured bacon before we cured cancer smdh

Has anyone ever uploaded the spinning helicopter lady on Bluesky before? Just in case

Has anyone ever uploaded the spinning helicopter lady on Bluesky before? Just in case

Any band or artist that uses the same online tactics as the IDF can go fuck themselves. ZZ Top would never.

Pretty hilarious Trump started a beef with the one head of state closely associated with the most organized pedophile ring of all time and can’t really attack him for it on account of…ya know…

Imagining the next astronaut to walk on the moon doing a land acknowledgment

Pretty hilarious Trump started a beef with the one head of state closely associated with the most organized pedophile ring of all time and can’t really attack him for it on account of…ya know…

Never used ChatGPT before so asked it the first question I thought of and I’m supposed to trust this thing?

Imagining the next astronaut to walk on the moon doing a land acknowledgment

Never used ChatGPT before so asked it the first question I thought of and I’m supposed to trust this thing?

Me, drunk after lunch, accidentally becoming a labor revolutionary to terminally online leftists:

Me, drunk after lunch, accidentally becoming a labor revolutionary to terminally online leftists:

Trump just posted this of him as Jesus. Straight up heresy.

Growing up as a goth kid in a family with a husky has to be hard

I had no idea Ryan was gonna be a Dad congrats

Why are they called cannibals and not humanitarians

The sweetest queer Hispanic guy with hair like Sarah Sherman and a shirt like she’d wear just assisted me in purchasing a new washing machine at Lowe’s and it was one of the most pleasant and helpful customer service experiences I’ve ever had. We really are living in the future.

Why are they called cannibals and not humanitarians

Model trains will always be niche

Local Man Remains Celibate, Claims He’s “Too Good At Sex”

my local gov halted new data center development and is pouring the net revenue from existing sites into affordable housing. this has been a far more productive use of the revenue than other localities, which have largely used to it cut property taxes (in a state with fairly lower property taxes)

Claude this, Claude that, what if I Claude your fucking eyes out stop talking to me

If something bad happens tonight it ain’t just on Trump. It’s on every single person that obeys a command and follows an order.

I can not stress this enough:

Iran assures the American people they hold no hostility towards us while Trump talks about destroying civilizations. If you removed the names involved every single person on earth, regardless of political affiliation, instantly knows who the proudly evil ones are.

Can’t believe we’re getting Power Plant Day and Bridge Day beore infrastructure week

You couldn’t make Castaway today. All the packages would be $3 dresses from SHEIN. Just Tom Hanks trying on women’s clothes for 2 hours.

Dune? Yeah! Driving after Dune drugs!

Check out my azaleas hoe

Byron Noem this, Byron Noem that…if I’m Kristi I’d be byron my husband some big tits and suckin on them thangs, noem sayin?

@wapplehouse.bsky.social predicted the Hasan Piker discourse long before centrists began melting down.

“Why didn’t they just cast Adam Driver as Snape???” It’s not a draft. You can’t legally force him to do lame shit.

The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product

Unfortunately cops have moved on to being afraid of a whole different drug fox59.com/news/indycri...

Cops have been taking daily doses of fentanyl to build up their resistance. Some officers can mainline 5 grams with no effect now, much to their dismay.

You never really hear panicked stories about cops being exposed to fentanyl anymore. Almost like it was a completely fake crisis invented by law enforcement and perpetuated by the media while Biden was in office.

My buddy Web looks more like Maui than The Rock does

Me and some of the culdesac Dads are thinkin of doin like maybe spec ops now that we can enlist. Just gotta check with the wives and wait til the kids are on spring break but Phil just bought some New Balance to train in then we’re gonna give those Iraqi…er Iranian bastards hell

Visiting the residence of a man who had god awful taste in home furnishings, got fat from fast food and pills and liked sleeping with very underage girls is a bit on the nose, big dawg.

the worst thing that can happen to a white man is being made fun of online

First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

My buddy Web looks more like Maui than The Rock does

God took a 20% cut of his lifespan

Pitt flashback where the team is constantly dealing with Ben roethlisberger assault victims

God took a 20% cut of his lifespan

a wifi router named thislanismylan

Years ago I found a Starbucks gift card in a car I was detailing(not a customer car)so I kept it and used it many times over a period of years, always surprised it still had money on it and never checking the balance just for the thrill and then one day the cashier asked if I wanted to reload it and