This feels crazy to me. It's not perfect but it's not Madam Web or Morbius. It's better than the last Captain America or Marvels. Not a masterpiece or anything but fun enough. Really don't understand why it's bombing this hard.

There is an old folksy aphorism, "to a thief, everyone steals" and it kind of sums up all these MAGA chuds' relationships with other people.

A little over a dozen dipshits in swing districts is hardly all of the DNC. It's annoying and worth noting, but it is hardly a threat unless more of the party gets onboard. Keep your eye on the ball, people.

How are you going to keep out a teleporter?

Ben Shapiro going bankrupt inventing guys to be mad at.

LaMelo is going to get into so many weird car accidents during the Minnesota winter.

As mad as I get about the state of the world, I spend 3x that amount of time being mad at the bus.

"You know one of the most popular politicians in America right now? Well the Democrats are LOUSY with guys just like that!"

now that it looks like the USMNT is going to play Bosnia and Herzegovina time to sow internal discord within their team by pitting the players from Bosnia and the players from Herzegovina against each other (reads Wikipedia) I have actually decided not to do this

Lander signaling what I already knew: he's gonna be good but he's also gonna miss some open dunks.

Extremism on the right: Concentration camps, masked government agents disappearing people, open white nationalism Extremism on the left: No concentration camps, abolish the masked government agents disappearing people, no white nationalism You see, both the same.

Hey @nytimes.com , I am extremely mad about your "Big Red" Midi Crossword today but I don't want to spoil it so you're gonna get a strongly worded Skeet from me this time tomorrow.

Claude is down and now everyone has to think for themselves for a few minutes and, oof, they are struggling.

Hate to break it to all the people who have been driven insane by seeing fat people lose weight with GLP-1s, but this isn't going to hurt him. It will likely drastically improve his health while leaving him still suffering from dementia.

I said "whoa" out loud.

He's a serial liar who now has dementia. Hope this helps.

I know its a tired bit right now, but there are some people whose entire politics are "orange man bad." The Lincoln Project guys have built a whole brand on being right wing freaks who think Mr Trump Bad. It's not a coherent world view because it mostly boils down to "he seems like a jerk."

"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child"

Stop voting for people who just want to be influencers.

I literally thought this was a comic doing a parody of this bad show no one watches.

Everything is Juicero now! Look at that! How did that leave the building? With a big press release even! They WANTED people to see this! They think people will buy it!

everyone else in the world always says, "new york city will never be a major metropolitan area situated along the eastern seaboard! never!!!" and every morning we wake up and prove them all wrong

Damn, I wonder how the rest of Alkaline Trio feels about this.

No one on earth has ever called it that. Also this is like putting up a recipe for a bowl of cereal.

It's gonna happen.

Johnny Ro forever. This sucks, man.

Again, if I wrote something where a visibly decomposing president shit himself on camera regularly, any good editor would tell me it was too much and to take it down a notch.

Tattoos? International flights? Dawg, those are your enemies. Those people hate you. That is not normal!

Pretty good chance they are charging the US gov $1000 a bottle for that too. It's all just a massive transfer of tax money to his friends.

Being dumb must feel incredible. Feeling like a fucking genius when you learn food has ingredients and doesn't just come like that. I wanna be stupid so bad.

Dear @mayor.nyc.gov do you have the power to rename the Manhattan, Williamsburg, and Brooklyn Bridges to Mikal so they can be the Mikal Bridges? Okay thanks for your time.

If the bar for being a senator is just who can eat the most BBQ, I guess I'll see you all in DC.

Outfit a silent movie used to tell the audience a character was stupid as shit.

We keep dunking on CBS, but whatever is going on with the Post editorial board is equally embarrassing.

If someone under 16 is using this site, their life is already bad enough. Please don't do this to them.

You could never remake the favorite show of the most boring person you've ever met. They won't allow you to do it!

Watching everything be better without you from Albania:

Lmao

the knicks win, thus proving zohran mamdani has the mandate of heaven

Walking around Brooklyn and getting a little preview of what it is gonna be like when the funny thing happens. Let's Go Knicks and let's go the funny thing!

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Nothing tastes better than a Banquet Beer on the open road. Cheers to @coorsbanquet.bsky.social

Am I the only person who has never used the chat on either site? Has everyone been using this the whole time? Was I being left out of group chats on the old site? This is high school all over again.

[ESPN 30 for 30 made 20 years from now in the universe where the knicks win in 5] Talking head 1: The thing you have to remember about game 3... Talking head 2: Oh man. Game 3. Talking head 1: The orange man was bad. Talking head 2: Orange man bad. Yeah. It was really that simple

Everyone is delusional. She was there for the first half embarrassment. It was clearly Wu-Tang that did this.

It is no coincidence that Wu-Tang performed at half and the Knicks turned it around. They cleansed the arena of the horrible stench the guest of honor for game 3 left behind.

"I love the inflation" is gonna be in every attack ad this fall.

He received the Sacrament of Reconciliation and was granted Absolution so he is just Bunny now.

How you can tell he never plans on leaving office is that he is just openly doing market manipulation with absolutely no plausible deniability. Straight up crimes which expects to never be held accountable for and frankly, he might be right!