Remember the Blue Wave Resistance liberal conspiracy theory that it was MTG? What if they went ahead and pinned it on her now that she turned on them? We agree that would be extremely funny.

Duffy has, I think correctly, identified that the MAGA base is driven by not just their garbage racism, but also a strong desire to "return" to living in a world that only existed in advertisements from 1950-1980.

Kiss of death for AI. The end is nigh as hell.

She's such a bad writer. I doubt this conversation happened at all, but even if it is a work of fiction, she has to know this isn't how people communicate. Also a "reporter" who can't google shit?

This dude sucks so bad. What are we even doing?

Incredible how he hates Vance as much as everyone else does.

Honestly, I can't give him shit for this because I am very familiar with fighting for your life while someone extremely boring and dumb is talking during a meeting.

He should 100% keep saying this.

Dude is 100% sports betting and you can't convince me otherwise.

Blue Prince (2025)

We got this calendar when we were in Italy in 2018. It is the exact same priests. If you look at the hairstyles, these photos are from the early 00s/late 90s. Incredible return on investment for whoever made these.

This guy always existed, but mostly he just got off on having "debates." He was exhausting, but everyone agreed he was an annoying dickhead. Somewhere along the way, 30% of the country decided that guy rocks and should be famous.

Insanely funny that for nearly 10 years now, Trump's strategy has been to release memos and summaries but never any underlying documentation and the press is like, "well the president wouldn't LIE to us, right?" and then they just drop it. Every single time.

In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.

I love live music

Once again, huge delay before announcing the identity of the shooter, likely because his politics were weird and impossible to pin down so they are wiping his social media so they can claim whatever they want. Don't be shocked when he's "Antifa" but also has no online footprint.

ME: damn. they fucked his shit up. OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.

RFK about to lose the entire Midwest for the GOP in 2026

Dumb people (I include myself here) often think they have found logical gaps in why we do stuff the way we do and then gradually find out there are perfectly good reasons. Be older than 25 and experience back pain once and you'll understand why you spend several grand on a nice mattress.

Take that, Joyce Carol Oates. He enjoys things. He enjoys spending billions making his phone says slurs at parties.

Perfect photo

Jesus fucking Christ what is this Alzheimer's ad. I'm just trying to watch football!

We've been dealing with this guy for over a decade. Flatter him, call him a big strong boy, and he will do whatever you want. He believes in nothing except that people should be required to be nice to him and tell him he's cool.

I don't think we fully appreciate how weird it is that we have government policy often being announced on the president's personal fansite.

Every person who refers to their personal story as "lore" is like "I grew up middle class in Connecticut and sometimes my dad would have 3 martinis and call my mom a bitch."

As someone who is really bad at his job, it is refreshing seeing someone be worse at theirs.

Everybody got that one homie who is in the epstein file. Look to your left, look to your right, if it isn't them, you're the one in the epstein files!

A whole group of Gen Xers desperate for it to be 2008 Reddit again. Just wanna post pwns on /r/atheism and eat some epic ass bacon so bad.

The funniest outcome here is the Big Dog still vetoes it for some reason.

"Oh you think its bad that I texted and took phone calls from super pedophile Jeffery Epstein? Well what if I told you that people often text and call a different pedophile? Now I don't seem so bad, huh? Oh, I still seem pretty bad? Hold on..." *starts shuffling through notecards, dropping half*

It has to mean something that suddenly all these dudes are trying to distance themselves. They'll get away with it too.

It was not until I moved to NYC that I found out that most of the country doesn't pair their chili with cinnamon rolls. I've been converting these east coast heathens to our Holy Nebraska Ways since.

It is plainly obvious that he thinks it rocks that MBS had a journalist he didn't like cut into little pieces and wishes he could do it too.

The political donor class is about to get wiped out and they are sweatin'

Trump picked her because he liked how she looked and she ended up doing a shitty job? Wow. Crazy.

Have any of these guys ever read a single story and understood it?

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Whenever there is a glossy profile presenting a scummy weirdo as some misunderstood genius, their writing is always the most tortured dogshit you will ever read. A high schooler's idea of good writing. What a moron thinks a smart person sounds like.

How many people could possibly have Crohn's that it is worth it to show us this many Skyrizi ads?

What if you made a sport that was only enjoyed by roided up aggro losers? Oh, this is what happens...

It is crazy that this is controversial. I have never seen a group of animals more miserable and ready to die and I host open mics.

Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit

this is a major blow from trump

Everyone out here acting shocked by how often these weird freaks were emailing each other like we don't all have a dozen group texts detailing every last thought any of us have.

Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.

Am I crazy or did the little dawg get lip fillers? Or is he wearing lip gloss? Stung by a bee?

I know I called this line of defense a long time ago, but really don't feel good about it.

I remember being accused of bullying a few years ago when I said this dude was a soulless money freak who cared about nothing.

The most soul damaging conversations I have had in my life are with extremely stupid people who believe they are highly intelligent.

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