Lmao

It was more a war of attrition than anything else

When a certain Mr. first added peanuts to chocolate

*me simply wearing my Whalers hat in the wrong place at the wrong time while visiting Buffalo again for the first time in years* Uh-oh!

Kyle Dubas prepping the offer sheet this summer

I always like seeing this old tweet because it reminds me of how the Pens won the next two Cups ☺️

Not sure it’s possible to come back from down 3-0 with so many forwards still MIA and only a few defensemen able to handle the puck with any confidence in their own zone, but I deeply appreciate the Pens for making this into a series

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To be clear this type of team historically gives the Pens fits, so it does make sense, but man…these Flyers looked at the 90s Devils and said “whoa, too freewheeling.” Just nothing happening for either team

[The Glamorous Life] 🎶 He wants to have The Miniature Wife

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Reading about famous baseball plays

This man has zero career receptions

Duke collapse

Can a talking basketball just live its life without everyone on the internet getting all creeped out, damn

It's almost like winning 30 games (Miami OH, High Point) does tell you a little something about a team

Some people said this tournament was dead Some people said the mid majors no longer had the juice Some people said the madness was fleeting from March Those people do not know ball

Venezuela did something that felt revolutionary in the WBC. They had fun playing baseball.

Just know that if you argue against Miami OH getting into the tournament, you are against the very spirit of March Madness and need to look inward - both as a sports fan and a human

This Pens team is made for the playoffs (because there are no shootouts)

Before you start to get worked up—the entire premise here is flawed and the exercise is completely meaningless

{to the tune of "smokin in the boys room"} 🎶Lincoln in the Bardo

FINALLY figured out who Rasmus Dahlin looks like

The Pittsburgh Penguins are simply “too good”

Cam Little trying to kick 80-yard FGs. Linemen in a rib eating contest. Sean McVay identifying the makes and models of various vintage cars. AJ Brown reading from the collected works of Wallace Stevens. Quinn Meinerz performing his own version of Marina Abramovic’s The Artist Is Present

Don't email me about coming back to complete my purchase. I abandoned that cart for a reason

They're calling it "the most misleading 295-yard passing game in football history"

The production for this is unbelievable and it’s wildly entertaining AND a bunch of uncles are getting so mad they have to go outside

Very cool to watch one of our wealthy overlords gut one of the largest papers in the country in real time, all while I’m entering day 3 of Jimmy Fallon Was At A Bar In Rochester coverage from every local outlet. We’re in good shape.

That goal by Chinakhov was the 15,000th regular season goal scored by Pens. Only the Original Six teams have more.

Certified classic

Becoming Stuart Skinner-pilled

There's too much Real Shit going on right now for me to make a big stink about this baffling hire but my quietly held theory that Dan Rooney was the good owner and Art Rooney II isn't up to the same standard, sadly, has legs

Columbus really let the Pens have Chinakhov. Dude could score 30 next season

You always hear about teams trying to “get off the schneid” but you never hear about them being ON the schneid, even though that’s where they are

Saying “Nate Scheelhaase” out loud in my strongest Yinzer accent and I get chills. It almost feels too powerful to unleash upon the world

As a Steeler fan this is somehow my exact thought. (Curt Cignetti would be in there if he was turning 45 and not 65 this year)

Godspeed to Mike Tomlin. Preparing to go radio silent into the Yinzer Conclave.

Doesn’t matter where they’re from. Justin Herbert and Trevor Lawrence are the California Games QBs. They’re wearing Body Glove and they’re hitting the In-N-Out

On one hand, Josh Allen's body is falling apart drive by drive. On the other hand, this Jax offensive gameplan is bewildering and Lawrence looks awful

Football. Heritage.

🎶 Buffalo people KNOW how to eat! And Buffalo people KNOW how to have a good tiiiime

Kenneth Gainwell

Jonnu Smith rushing TD is how you know Arthur Smith is feeling himself tonight

Nobody will care because it's a game against Anaheim in December in which they still got a point, but considering the circumstances — :18 left in regulation, starting a power play with a one-goal lead, you cleanly win the faceoff in their zone — that was one of the dumbest losses in Penguins history

cultural and moral decline