A lot going on in this holiday edition of Grownups in Costumes Looking Sad - Twins in front, a woeful mama’s boy & a turkey made of Lion = misery loves company

An annual Thanksgiving tradition: @conororr.bsky.social is back with one reason for all 32 teams to be thankful www.si.com/nfl/thanksgi...

Another Thanksgiving and still no good answer for why pilgrims’ hats wore a belt.

Happy Thanksgiving... Even to the weirdos who replace turkey with another meat. At least we can ALL agree on stuffing.

get ready for the Stephen A.Round the Horn (followed by Pat.T.I.)

FOOTBALL AMERICA! The marvelous @bradwilliams.bsky.social brings the blaster for a potent Jerk List -Broncos: Optimism? -Chargers: Doomed? -Caleb: Already Bears' best? -Colts: Exposed? -Best batch of Thanksgiving games ever? 🎧: tinyurl.com/yzfrc6mh 🎧: tinyurl.com/3yxatszp 📺: tinyurl.com/4z46me9t

FOOTBALL AMERICA! The marvelous @bradwilliams.bsky.social brings the blaster for a potent Jerk List -Broncos: Optimism? -Chargers: Doomed? -Caleb: Already Bears' best? -Colts: Exposed? -Best batch of Thanksgiving games ever? 🎧: tinyurl.com/yzfrc6mh 🎧: tinyurl.com/3yxatszp 📺: tinyurl.com/4z46me9t

I call this phenomenon “getting pre-mad” lol

If you want an even better Thanksgiving, root for America's (alleged) Team here!

I'm just kidding...I know Pickens was a pain in the ass. (Wait, but Tomlin's so good at handling ne'r-do-wells!) Either way, you GOTTA keep in mind every player on every team that's ever won anything always is a good fella who gets along with all the other good fellas on the team.

I pity the Cowboys! They're sure gonna regret bringing that cancer George Pickens into the lockerroom! Stillers got Jonnu Smith!

I stand corrected: Apparently today's loss was special teams coach Danny Smith

Yinz shoulda listened to me last autumn

For better or worse (& who knows, maybe the Steelers will win four games down the stretch) this team is 100% Tomlin's doing... and if I may play conspiracy theorist, I now think Khan quietly WANTS that distinction being made publicly.

🎶All of the other QBs used to laugh & call him lame. They never let poor Rudolph join in any football games. Then one Chi-town football day, Tomlin came to say, 'Rodgers gawt his wrist wrapped rill tight, Rudolph go & slay tonight!'🎶 GUIDE US, RUDOLPH! Yinz'll go dahn in history!

"...we're gonna leave asking 'What's Pittsburgh gonna do after this?'" - youtube.com/shorts/XgOFS...

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FOOTBALL AMERICA! Bucs & Rams & Colts & Chiefs & Lions & Packers & Steelers & Bears in Wk12 - Must-win? No. Can't lose? Yes. 🎧: tinyurl.com/3ezph2t4 🎧: tinyurl.com/443d5jfh 📺: tinyurl.com/2ve5t6dm

If true, ESPN will soon be giving her a 3-hr show

FOOTBALL AMERICA! NFL Week 12 🏈 @conororr.bsky.social on the weekend's most consequential games & was Jerrah right to deal Micah? 🏈 @mikeryanruiz.bsky.social on CFB in the homestretch & Drip Drill ranks the AFC East getups 🎧: tinyurl.com/3ezph2t4 🎧: tinyurl.com/443d5jfh 📺: tinyurl.com/2ve5t6dm

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

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Mo bin Sawman's best pal is NOT gonna like this

My favorite iteration...don't know why the Bears never sport the white pantaloons (btw I was at this game. Why? Because I'm old!)

Didn't WANT to speak out against the turkey haters. Felt I HAD to.

FOOTBALL AMERICA! Wk11 breakdown & Jerk List w @geoffschwartz.bsky.social Rising Bills, struggling Chiefs, mighty NFC North, under-appreciated Eagles, spitting Bengal, injured Steeler & delicious, delicious turkey 🎧: tinyurl.com/4hnf4kfv 🎧: tinyurl.com/4syy2cvs 📺: tinyurl.com/3xjescya

saLIEva gate

Tough to watch - but I hope in time he’ll be able to make it all the way back. Thoughts & prayers to #89 Drew Sample.

Guide us, Rudolph

Only Megyn Kelly has more confidence in someone who's 14

NFC Final Four preview? Gerald McCoy took the time to give his picks on #DETvsPHi and #SEAvsLAR so frankly I think it'd be rude not to watch. -> tinyurl.com/yc4bh4vb

FOOTBALL AMERICA! 🏈 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social on Rodgers, Irish at Pitt, CFB all-time Triplets 🏈 Gerald McCoy on Wk11's five biggest games & superhero insights 🎧: tinyurl.com/mw9y3ezd 🎧: tinyurl.com/3tnmhkyy 📺: tinyurl.com/4xhyuaw2 @lebatardshow.bsky.social / @dknetwork.bsky.social

Pitt scores at the gun... "Just out of curiosity what was the spread?" - Jesse Palmer Definitely good to imply the game might be fixed. DEFINITELY.

"😍" - ICE

Showing MAGA ppl like Marjorie Taylor Greene speaking out against Trump no matter the motivation will be met with cynicism & mockery because hey celebrating your own intellectual purity is what's most important right now.

FA! NFL Wk11 top five countdown: The most consequential games, who's gonna win em & by how much...with this week's guest picker, GERALD McCOY! #DETvsPHI #KCvsDEN #SEAvsLAR #TBvsBUF #CHIvsMIN -> tinyurl.com/3js2nej2

FOOTBALL AMERICA! 🏈 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social on Rodgers, Irish at Pitt, CFB all-time Triplets 🏈 Gerald McCoy on Wk11's five biggest games & superhero insights 🎧: tinyurl.com/mw9y3ezd 🎧: tinyurl.com/3tnmhkyy 📺: tinyurl.com/4xhyuaw2 @lebatardshow.bsky.social / @dknetwork.bsky.social

& if no one produces evidence to contrary in the next 45 minutes, his thumb's whereabouts in that Ohio bar a few yrs ago was also AI

This boy gives bouquets of flowers to elderly women just to make them happy and make them feel special.

Ironhead Heyward deserved the Heisman in '87: - 1791 yds/12 tds (& TD pass) for 8-3 Pitt - FIFTH(?!) in the vote - Winner Tim Brown had 39 rec/3 td for the SEASON plus two good punt returns on TV while wearing a Notre Dame uniform ps - Ironhead caught 22

Day One Tapers™, tap in! Spent a nice 100 minutes with @dameshek.bsky.social and @coleymick.bsky.social talking fruit of the year, how involved we'd get owning a sports team AND that ne'er-do-well Helen Hunt 🚨 www.patreon.com/posts/143376...

FOOTBALL AMERICA! NFL Wk10 review - Jonathan Zaslow in for a grand Jerk List on Maye, Gus J & "making love" - @geoffschwartz.bsky.social on the B!G, undependability of turnovers & nudity 🎧: tinyurl.com/upth5k5p 🎧: tinyurl.com/v94r7fu7 📺: tinyurl.com/yc5rdzhh

A tough weekend for the Steelers...made even worse by AI

The administration went all the way to the Supreme Court on Friday night to halt food-stamp funding. 🤡

Tomlin = late-stage DeNiro Legendary, sure, just please ignore Rocky & Bullwinkle & the Jags in the Div Rd & The War w Grandpa & the Browns playoff game & ...

"So many teams, they get behind, they quit running - that's not Mike Tomlin. That's not even CLOSE to Mike Tomlin." 3 crappy pass plays later, the Steelers turn the ball over.

If the excuse for this 3-pt(!) Steelers performance is "the other team is good" I've got bad news at CHI BUF at DET 2x BAL