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voting isn't a moral good if you don't know shit about fuck and are just picking a name based on a vague desire to burn things down.

AI can tell you how a word is spelled. But the work these kids do to solve those words—developing study tactics, identifying linguistic patterns, honing their ability to perform under pressure—is something a computer can’t do for you. The Bee is a reminder of what the human brain is capable of.

If solar panels or heat pumps blew up entire apartment buildings as often as natural gas systems do, they would be banned tomorrow.

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I hope this finds you well

Free Josh!

When they change the joke completely it's also annoying!

Remember when people were convinced that fidget spinners were fulfilling some sort of psychological need?

Ayyyyyyyy

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

"Let's put the whistles away" --Paul Bissonnette, surprising no one

Show your children

John Tortorella cannot be rewarded

I don't need any of the bars. Reese's cups are it.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

AI enthusiasts are just Tom Cruise in Rain Man

Sure Donald Trump caused an acute energy crisis and likely made things permanently more expensive by allowing an emboldened Iranian regime to formalize control over a strategic waterway but at least he also managed to not accomplish regime change or end their nuclear program.

disregard | verb | to pay no attention to : treat as unworthy of regard or notice

In case you're wondering, yes, Trump's schedule lists him at his golf club in New Jersey this weekend. You can't expect him to attend his son's wedding with a demanding schedule like that.

Oh nice! This works for getting rid of the Google AI results (at least for now) android.gadgethacks.com/how-to/how-t...

Head on over to Justin's house to see him whack it good

Please send one large hot dog costume to: Senator Mitch McConnell 317 Russell Senate Office Building Washington, DC 20510

no I don’t want the sparkly little icon to bot-splain to me how to write an e-mail, leave me tf alone

My kingdom for a tech ecosystem that will stop smothering me with apps and devices that constantly try to engage me in conversation against my will

It's just....they say they have all of these users...and the numbers keep going up...but there is so much negative response to these things. Who are those numbers? Are they Cambridge Analytica-ing these stats? Is anyone checking them?

Post a meme made by you

So we have an Eastern Conference Final featuring a team that has played the minimum number of games (8) against a team that has played the maximum (14).

Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. Look into it.

i’m just not clear why something that happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away is any of my business

please join my new bagel review social platform betterloxd

It would be cool if the work of local journalists got a 1/10th of the traction on here that shitty takes by columnists at big outlets got.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Fantasy is bouba and sci-fi is kiki? @gretchenmcculloch.com

the jduge orders me to take off my Xbox mask & im wearing XBOX underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

Can the Pens just sign Geno already?

That's right: the 1999 GRAMMY-winning smash hit ‘Smooth (feat. Rob Thomas)’ by Carlos Santana

Put inflation on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang

That was a super cool play to set up the Avalanche winner

slightly increase a band They Probably Are Giants