It’s finally over

*raises hand* who's taking the ubers and where are they going

Hey, I just met you And there’s a white whale But here’s my story So call me Ishmael. — Moby Dick, by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Welp.

just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh

Why do you have to make my call with the president POLITICAL Stop inserting POLITICS into my party with the FBI Director My boys trip with the secretary of defense has nothing to do with POLITICS Since when is it POLITICAL to rub the vice presidents tummy and give him a little smooch

Flash cartoons*, but yeah

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

@logonlog.bsky.social logging on

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Sid gonna sneak out for OT wearing 63’s sweater and a Bobby Valentine disguise kit.

Not sure how I feel about the Americans taking advantage of the fact that their white uniforms apparently make them invisible to the referees

THEY DIDN'T CALL ANYTHING??? THERE WERE LIKE NINE GUYS OUT THERE!

Hella luck for USA on that MacKinnon miss

two days? this kid is getting to play video games for a couple days and walking back in to a standing ovation

Maybe there's a production reason for them not doing this but the overhead shot should be the first replay they show us for any shot that is close to a goal

Do you think in Germany in 1932 people were like “hey man, you can’t wear a brown shirt any more it has CoNnOtAtIoNs now” and you had to just never wear your favorite brown shirt any more

no talk me i'm angy

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

the biggest hoodwink is using ai to refer to both machine learning and LLMs

Seen in the Team Canada locker room (Credit @jaynine.bsky.social for the idea)

Tree of Life II, by Alice Baber, 1974 (rotated), 📸 by Mike Segar

I’m obsessed with her coach’s reaction #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

I think I just heard a Wilhelm Scream in a Michelob Ultra commercial???

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment

skill issue

The "is it cake" era was a pysop preparing us for the uncertain reality of ai images. In this essay...

Discovered today that Instagram had turned on (without my opt-in) automatic AUDIO translation of any reel that shows up in my feed not in English USING AI TO MIMIC THE SPEAKER’S VOICE and WOW it was creepy and upsetting. You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻‍♀️

“Your guy is late.” “It’s only been five minutes, chill.” "Something doesn't feel right." “Everything’s fine, Dave.” "You sure this is the spot?" "Yes." "And you know this guy is cool?" "Yes, just relax." "Don't give him the money until-" "Until I see the kibble, yes I know."

"What an insane sport" --Me every time I turn on a different winter Olympics event

Straight up don’t give a shit anymore

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

Choose your fighter

We continue to track all 4th places finishes at the Winter Olympics in our Aluminum Medal table! We’ve got a log jam in first with six countries having four 4th place finishes.

Shtu up, Rick

“You there boy ; is the Dow over 50,000?”